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Thursday, November 12, 2020

Couch Convo - When A Man Goes Shopping.

 Is this even possible that all these things cost 500 naira?





88 comments:

  1. Infact ehn. This post is true. That is why some men choose to shop.

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    1. What is true?πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄

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    2. Mtcheew
      That okro now is nothing less than 300,
      Panla is now 100 per one
      I no wan vex this afternoon o
      Mtcheew

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    3. @orire, you dey mind the anon.

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    4. Only the smoked fish there is already more than N500. That okra is at least 200. Each of the kpomo is 200.

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    5. He steal am ???

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    6. Whoever posted that is a liar! A terrible one at that.

      Silly lots always looking for an opportunity to talk ill of women.

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    7. Sir abeg which village you dey live make I relocate?

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  2. Its not possible at all unless if he went to this market 10 years ago, that Iru in plastic is at least N200, the okro is nothing less than 200, then the fish, kpomo, pepper et al. It's not possible

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    1. Thank you jare

      500 naira bawo, at least not where i stay.

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    2. Lol. That iru in a plastic is sold 400 naira currently in my area. Let's not even start with that okra, kpomo and fish. This was possible like 12 years ago.

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  3. Items here couldn't cost less than 3000 Naira. That okra alone costs more than 500.

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  4. Firstlady blessing12 November 2020 at 13:07

    Do men even price? My mum would probably get those things at 300

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    1. Where? Things are just not the same anymore dear.

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    2. Are you people minding her😁😁. That kpomo there alone is like 400naira.

      Lovelace

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    3. She was being sarcastic. Throwing back their careless word, (if na woman she go say na 5000) back at them.

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    4. He obviously went to the market to beg for them

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    5. 19:34 e be like sey na you gettam.

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  5. Lmao. Clowns. This man here is a thief. Ole barawo

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  6. I don't know which part of the country this was purchased. But to say this cost 500 naira, I no free. Let's talk about the fish only. The fish is more than 500. The ponmo cheapest will be 150 or 200. Pepper and okro nko. How much is the iru?

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    1. It can't be in this year 2020.

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  7. This is a big fat lie. If he said 1k, I would have believed him. That round fish alone is almost five hundred naira, the kponmo there is 300, the pepper I am seeing is around 200, then iru is 100, that okra there should be at least 200 or 250.

    Let everyone be using common sense to lie. Foodstuff these days is very expensive. If it is that cheap, why didn't he include onions in what he got.

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    1. As in....I even forgot to add pepper to what I mentioned. Naija is not the same like it was in 2017.

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    2. Thank you jare. He too wants to claim husband material.

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    3. 1k sef is a big stretch. The fish alone was how much? The guy jus wan provoke we women, lol.

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  8. It's a big fat lie.
    Me that just spent 700naira trying to get noodles and the rest for a quick meal

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  9. Story for the gods. Unless you live in lalante. How much is that plenty fish? 500 naira will not even buy that fish where i live. But i guess if you live in Ikotebiritam you will think the rest of Nigeria is just like that village. But then why do men do this? I know a retired driver with Mobil who goes to market to buy soup condiments. He says the wife and children always inflate the shopping list. He narrowly escaped that last tanker fire at Agboju market where he went to buy ogilisi. Mschew.

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    1. maybe because he is not dangote, he cant be spending money anyhow....not everybody has excess money, people are managing themselves....with his wife and children inflating price....what choice does he have ?

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    2. I dont know why I found this comment hillarious🀣🀣🀣 especially the ogillisi part.

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    3. I also was laughing when I came across that comment. Don't know why, but I just can't stop laughing.πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  10. It's not possible jor. The least anyone can spend to purchase those items is #1500.

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  11. He lied. D Fish alone has taken 500 set.

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  12. It's not possible stella. Maybe without the fishes.

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  13. 500 Naira, Never! Except you were dashed half of the items there. Maybe 10 years ago every thing up there would have been 500 naira altogether but certainly not now. I prefer men going to the market sef because they will end up buying more items than what you the woman would have bought. Like maybe you budgeted for tomatoes 500, the man will buy 1500 own, at least that’s how my dad does it when we were growing up.

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    1. You talk too much, all this talk on top wetin. Uuki. Isn't life beautiful when we respect the views of others and acknowledge the fact nobody needs our express permission to express themselves, regardless of how they chose to express themselves. People like Rosie think this blog is their personal property.

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    2. Alexander please leave Rosie alone. Ha!

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    3. My man should never be caught in the market biko

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    4. Alexander, so the thing I said yesterday pained you πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£

      Next time, you come under someone’s comment, think well before you troll. Now you are crying wolf but forgot so soon how I made my comment on that pidgin post concerning the vaccine and you came to spew trash there. All I have to say to you is to respect yourself because next time, you won’t like what I will say to you. From now on, mind your business, let me mind mine. ✌️

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    5. I still dont understand why we can't respect other people's opinion. If you have a contrary view,state it without trying to make the other feel wrong. Let's try a little experiment here. Take an empty glass, pour water into the glass and stop halfway. Now, I might say it's half filled, someone else looking at it may conclude it's half empty. Am I wrong? Is the other person wrong? NO. We all have different views and perspective to life and we should respect the views of others, no matter how it sounds to us. I've been on this blog for years, since jalabia saga, but I've only just started commenting because I was scared of attackers of comments. Anyway, let's live and let live. It's a beautiful world. Good morning and God bless us all, Amen. Please forgive any typos.

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  14. Mammy called him aside and gave him to give his wife and claim he bought it with naira.

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  15. This man must be Bubu's PA. That's the type of stories they peddle round. Mschew.

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  16. Lie lie..500 won't buy all of that in our present Nigeria. some men cannot even bargain to save their lives.lol

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  17. Those items up there can't be N500 in Lagos.

    - Locust beans: N200
    - Okro - N100
    - Panla fish - 8 piecee (N800)
    - Shawa hish - N400
    - Pomo - N400

    So how are all those N500? I know this cos I stop at the small market on my way from work from time to time to pick some items to add to the ones at home. Na for Kano state be that I guess. Hian!

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    1. Cynthia that okra for my area is 200naira sef. Don't mind the man jare..

      Lovelace

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  18. Impossible, except you buy them in lesser quantities

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  19. He is not saying the truth.
    What i am seeing there can never be #500 the fish alone is more than that amount.

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  20. That's not true.
    It will cost like 3k

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    1. Not up to 3k sha, I can get his with 2k and small balance

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    2. IJEOMA you go sabi price ooo. Ebele m emelu onye ikwelu onu afia... Lol

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  21. Not possible now and some men don't price things before buying

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  22. Some men are too wasteful, how can you spend N500 on these few things🀷🏽🀷🏽🀷🏽. Things I can get for less than N250πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„ I hate what I don't like biko😠😠😠😠

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. Na you know how to bargain pass πŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ€£

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    3. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ correct, let us all be lying dey go

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    4. Don't mind the extremely extravagant man, Always wasting money like it's plucked from the tree.

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    5. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    6. πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ You wan shake de table abi

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  23. This is not possible in this country

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  24. Maybe he's on a mission to destroy homes this period

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  25. That post up there is probably from a stingy man trying to cast a dig at women. There’s no where in Present day Nigeria that u can get those for N500. Not even 1k sef

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  26. It is not Possible. Those two kpomo alone is 500naira. Na wa for the person, why he dey lie.
    Or maybe woman who sells those stuff in the market is crushing on him hence he got them free from her

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  27. This is pure lie,there is nowhere he can get all this things for#500 not even in the village,and not in Nigeria of today.

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  28. He probably stole some of those items.
    Which kind 500k
    Okro 200
    Fresh pepper 100.
    Kpomo 300
    Round fish 600
    Kpala fish 600
    Iru.. No idea
    Even if he goes to the cheapest market in Lagos, he can't get those stuffs for such amount..

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  29. Lies from the pit of hell. That thing can't be 500 naira even when things were not this expensive.

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  30. The guy isn't being honest abeg.
    The okro in my area is 100
    Ponmo 400 or 350 if the person likes you
    That round smoked fish is 500
    The smoked mackerel is 700
    Pepper us 100 and I'm assuming that's unshelled perewinke which is nothing less than 300

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  31. Big fat lie!

    Only the panla there is#500.

    Even the okro is nothing less than#400 compare to what I bought days back.

    Ponmo nko?

    Please, that guy is a liar.


    BITCHandSLUT.com

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  32. The smoke ice fish is 300
    The smoke stockfish is 400
    The pepper is 100
    The Canada is 400
    The okro is 150
    Total 1350

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  33. In my area everything up there is #2500.

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  34. Abeg. He's a liar. He should bamboozle those that don't go to market abeg.
    All these #500 in Nigerian market?
    Oga you can lieoooooo....

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  35. Even if everything there cost 50 naira each, it will still be more than 500

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