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Tuesday, December 15, 2020

Laugh Out Low

 

  


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  1. *Me as a makeup artist*

    "Aunty be like say we go rely on inner beauty o, I don try my best."

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    1. *me as a wife*

      Baba oko mi ekabo,she ema je coco pops?

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    2. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    3. Sandra loool @anon 19:19 wicked house wife. Coco pops ke?

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    4. Lol what a daughter in-lawπŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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    5. I’m pregnant at 47 yrs old 😭😭not planned wish I could give it to a ttc woman 😭😭 I feel so sad unfortunately it has to go just wondering how at my age. God is indeed wonderful. My last child is 20.

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      Very bad make up artist and housewife

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    7. Lol anon. Coco pops bi ti ba wo?🀣. Lo gun iyan jo! πŸ˜„

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    8. This one enterπŸ™„πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

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    9. 19.19 shey you don ready pack load?🀣🀣🀣. Inlaw chop coco pops?

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    10. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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    11. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ‘

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    12. Annony 20:20..Is there any way I can convince you to keep the baby, I have been TTC for 17yrs now,did IVF twice it failed, have done so many things which I can't start to state here yet to no avail.
      Please Stella help me speak with that woman to keep this baby, even if she doesn't want it,if she is in the East, I don't mind working with her to adopt it legally bc to see newborn baby to adopt is a nightmare of its own.
      Oh, I wish it is easy to transfer this blessing,we would have prayed for transfer. God be merciful unto me and bless me��
      I have seen and experienced every pain,mockery and shame associated with this!

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    13. Anon 6.02 for the fact that you’ve come on this blog to cry out ,God of double portion will multiply your womb double fold ,your blessings next yr will be double double God of the eleventh hour will wipe away your shame of reproach, those who have mocked you will rejoice with you in Jesus name amen πŸ™πŸ™

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    14. Anon 6:02, God will answer you this month. Amen

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  2. *Sinner on judgment day*

    "Woo! I can't go to hell o, I'm allergic to fire"

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  3. Me as a Lawyer: The Charges against you are too much, Its like you will just jejely go to jail and come back a better person like one ex Gov like that.

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  4. Me as a blue tooth speaker buyer:

    Pls sell me the one that speaks good English, I don't want to hear the blue tooth device is "ridy to pearl"

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    1. Hahahahahahahaha, that bluetooth eh, very rubbish English, with accent sef

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    2. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    3. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣... Lol....

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    4. Hahahahahahahahahaha..this hits home!
      Once had one o'those.

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    5. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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    6. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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    7. Hahahahaha sounds like someone from aba

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    8. The most annoying part is
      The bluetooth dewise instead of device

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    9. LolπŸ˜‚ @ shinning u no even talk am well.... Bluetooth-: Da Bluetooth dewise is ridy to Pearl

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    10. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    11. I'm tired oooo 🀣🀣🀣

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    12. This reminds me of mine.
      Very loud thing when I switch it on.
      The Indian woman (according to my daughter) will say 'bluetooth mode' or fm mode

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    13. πŸ˜‚ 🀣 πŸ˜‚ 🀣

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  5. *me as a doctor calling...*

    "Hello oga, be like say you go come back o, that thing wey I put no be kidney o, na womb"

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  6. That baby has come to stay. Wonderful baby. Save the money for "postinor" for diapers.😜😜😜😜😜

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  7. πŸ˜† 🀣 πŸ˜‚

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  8. *Me as a lawyer*
    Oga,you go tell judge say you dey guilty oo,I get meeting by 3

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  9. Me as a lawyer:

    "Woo I'm tired of lying for you, I want to make heaven too"🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

    These 'me as a ...' jokes are so funny.

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  10. Please guys what's this all about !!
    The comments are hilarious 🀣

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    1. Noir, it's something that is currently trending on Twitter.

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  11. I love you Stella. You're cracking me up in this economy

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  12. *Me as a pastor*

    You go fall down or make I kick you?

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  13. Me.as a porn director: abeg do quick my preeq don dey stand

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  14. Me as harmattan in Abuja

    I bet with sun , na so I lose o

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  15. Me as a psychiatrist:

    Make i no lie you,you no fit normal again. You go enter market las las

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  16. Paw paws face is more hilarious🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  17. Me as a lawyer:

    My lord,no dey shout for me. Na person i come defend.nor be me be criminal

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  18. Me as a PASTOR: Our mother has gone to meet the lord Jesus Christ.

    Jesus Christ: I no see anybody oπŸ™„

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    1. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†mama surely dey with the thing weh get with horns

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  19. Me as a "Nigerian" pilot:
    Make una say una last prayers o, all dis buttons no dey d YouTube videos wey I watch.

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    1. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    2. Hahahahhaahhaha this actually happened

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  20. Me as a Nigerian Music producer

    Omo your voice nor gree fine o,even auto tune don give up,be like you go go another studio o

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  21. Me as a Nigerian tailor:

    Madame e be like you go start jugging make you quick reduce make the cloth fit size you 😩

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  22. Me as a plumber

    Omo una shit smell oh

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  23. Me as a Nigerian police:

    Oga sun too much, I no go gree 50 Naira today

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  24. Morning after pills shouldn't be taken more than 3/4 times a year! This was told to me by a NHS doctor! Please don't take it like tic-tac ohh! You may end up TTC-ing for a long time because you've abused it.

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  25. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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  26. 🀣🀣🀣🀣These "me as a" memes are hilarious

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  27. *me as a judge

    Ebi like say you go just manage death by hanging

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  28. Me as a tailor...since you no come for measurement,i have used aunty ramota own for you o

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  29. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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  30. Very funny memesπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

    He deserved awardπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  31. Me as a banker:

    Customer ,we done borrow your money use do detty december, and January na tight month. We go try refund your money for the month of February.

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  32. Me as a landlord:

    Vacate my house today, I don get better tenant wey pay two years rent.

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  33. Me as a lawyer
    I have tried please just manage death by hanging

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  34. Chai, bvs will not kee person with laughter o. See me rolling on the floor here.🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  35. Tears dey comot for my eyes this early morning.

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  36. Me as a teacher.
    E be like say I go split your head pack this biology text book as e no gree you understand.

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  37. As a wife; Husband pls tell our children that you marry me as a Virgin

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  38. Oh my goodness 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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