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Thursday, January 28, 2021

Laugh Out Loud...

 Any other advantage?




43 comments:

  1. πŸ˜„ and you can shit inside leather,throw on someone's zinc and run.

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    1. Shotput tinz🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ stoooopet Sandra!

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    3. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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    4. I do shotput for fedpoly dt time no be here😁😁😁😁😁

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    5. I remember when Fagunwa hall in Unilag was turned into a female hall, some of us will go to the back to shutput and once ure coming out into the quadrangle, you can hear the guys from their hostel shouting and making fun of you. God help you if one of the boys is your classmate πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. They will sing your name, your department, your level.
      I had fun in Unilag though.

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  2. It’s no longer an advantage o.

    You don’t know whether people are waiting by the side to collect the sand where you pissed and take it to baba for money rituals.

    Since they now collect poop, used pads and underwear.
    Probably too risky to spit outside nowadays

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  3. Seriously though, we don't get taxed like other nations. There is also no natural disaster or school shooting. We have a greater sense of community. Those of the alms-begging bent also have it easier here. We have a lower suicide rate, compared to other western countries.
    Not to mention maid & nanny care is easier to get and cheaper here.

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    1. I will disagree with the lower suicide rates cos our data collection is very poor. I have worked in hospitals both home and abroad and cause of death is routinely collected abroad for research, but not so in Nig. When I worked in HIV clinic in Nig, you see patients hide their condition from their wives and families, remove their pills and put in blood pressure containers and so on. A patient will die of say disease X and family members will call home and say its accident or the person went abroad. But your other points are right.

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    2. Good point both of you...but anon 19:25 is right about the low suicide rate. In as much as we can't deny having suicides in this country, it CAN NEVER be compared with the western world at all, with or without statistics

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  4. And you can throw things on the roadπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. See ehen !
      This one annoys me.

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    2. I don't, i put it in my bag and trash it when i get home.

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    3. πŸ˜†πŸ˜† especially gala and Pepsi

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  5. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  6. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Chai
    Some people will just carry waste from their house straight to the front of their compound and burn it there. No need for waste management agency

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    1. That's even better, what those that will pack waste inside big garri sack and throw it inside canal or drainage.....
      Na fight we dey fight them every day for my side

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  7. I know right, especially on Lagos lsland....
    I now remember "gutter" you buy expensive Laces, with undiluted shiiiti smell😷

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  8. As in eh,

    Sometime last year i saw one woman urinating by the road side, she crossed her legs as far as the east is from the west over a small gutter, lifted her skirt, her hand made it to her panties, shifted it and took a leak in front of igwe mmadu😲😲😲

    As for men, na normal thing to whip out their cock and take a leak any and everywhere. One yeye guy once asked why i was trying to look at his penis while i was jejely walking on my ownπŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

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    1. Talk true, you look am?🀣🀣

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    2. Men be pissing on car tires like bingo and plant as if they are marking territory.

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  9. You can oppress openly with ill-gotten money

    You can be married and cheat openly (don't worry, they'll counsel your wife to take heart)

    You can beg corporately and receive

    You can easily evade tax


    I'm eating and typing with one hand. Make I chop finish, I dey come.

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  10. This post reminded me of an argument I had with my oyibo friend.

    She told me it was physically impossible for a woman to stand and pee like a man without peeing all over herself.

    I told her she wouldn’t say that if she had lived in nigeria. People learn how to do it like craft in Nigeria.

    Me that can pee without a drop touching me. Long skirt o, short skirt o, even short knicker sef πŸ€£πŸ˜‚. I didn’t tell her that sha. Lol

    She still doesn’t believe me.

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  11. You can oppress openly with ill-gotten money

    You can be married and cheat openly (don't worry, they'll counsel your wife to take heart)

    You can beg corporately and receive

    You can easily evade tax


    I'm eating and typing with one hand. Make I chop finish, I dey come.

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  12. We enjoy our parties to the fullest, mbok, no parry like Naija parry...

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  13. So true and many more🀣🀣

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  14. Shotput back then on school and nysc days.

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  15. You live a practical tax free life... Expect for govt workers

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  16. Please if you dey piss anyhow no try am for Lekki phase because ‘Kia’ dey everywhere ooo. If dem catch you na big fine ooo.

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  17. We sabi make lemonade out of lemons, we sabi catch cruise

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  18. Inukwa advantage?No advantage oo,aneg clear road make i see front.

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