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Wednesday, February 24, 2021

Funny Comments From The Comment Section....

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38 comments:

  1. Duchess... thank God for compromise.
    There are loose onesies you wear to bed, he'll have easy access when and during. End of Lamentation.

    Fan...bia Adanne, you don't serve kids plain beans na, shioor.
    Put some side attraction (fish sauce, fried chips or plantains) by the corner. Ogunudu?

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    1. Xhlrted P, how can someone wear onesie to bed? Are you joking?
      Onesie or you mean something else and do people wear Onesie in Nigerias hot weather 🀷🏾‍♀️😩?
      How does your husband want to touch you with onesie on, the thing πŸ† don sleep back sef πŸ₯΄

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    2. Hahaha.
      Anony 13:59... don't know if you're a nursing mom because your comment sounds like you imagined a wife in a zipped onesie with a drop hood. That was sooo 20th century.

      Currently,there are cotton,very light color print onesies you can wear to bed as long as your room is ventilated,some sleeveless and brief,some with ribbon bands and skewed. He just needs to lift the flay and slide in. Hahaha. Be calming down.

      NeΓ±gi had some ash colored ones during the Big brother Naija lockdown season show. Find them.

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    3. XP Ada ibem even if you put roasted eggs inside beans my madam no go send you oo

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    4. Fan...oh really. Why not cut raw yam in slanty dices and dip in beans paste to fry. Yam in batter is sweet o. Kids love it.

      Or you mold beefy akara balls.
      Beat eggs to fluffy and pour in beans paste to make soft yummy moimoi. You can buy a sweet pinkmug to bake the moimoi with. She'll be happy offloading it when it's done and cold.

      It mustn't be beans porridge na.
      My kids hate swallowing anything, they call semo and nni ji white pebbles. So I resorted to making fish or chicken sukiyaki, dice the yam into it or use semovita as corn flour to thicken. Any which way the nutrients get to them.

      Jisike.

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    5. Thanks for the advice ezigbo nmadu😍

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  2. #EndSWAT #Endpolicebrutality Phoenix24 February 2021 at 13:12

    🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 Fan Fan, oversized gown, bag of rice clothes and disappearing clit.Damn we get am for funny BVs

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    1. Swears 🀣🀣🀣

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    2. Damn! with the disappearing clit.
      Never heard that one before...........

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  3. Biko ladies I wan ask ooo, is it true that someone's erect dick is the size of Biro cover or is just a word to mock the guy?
    Because I find it difficult to believe.

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    1. it's hard to believe but it's the truth.

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    2. Google “micro penis” and click on images. You’d see that biro cover big pass some dicks. In fact, some of the micro dacks I saw could be mistaken for a woman’s clitoris.

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  4. Anons with disappearing clits, google "Clitoral atrophy".

    "End sars nwannem" LMAOOO. Are you mad, BV Fan?? 🀣🀣🀣

    Weird seeing my comment up there but for clarity sake.. The water was poured on the toilet seat using a shower hose so of course, water is gonna splash on the floor as well.

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    1. No one asked you for clarity should have left it like that now you've killed the joke this is what happens when one is an over sabi.

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    2. But that's dangerous Perxie.
      Consider a slip and a bruised skull.

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    3. 13:42 It wasn't even a joke that's why I find it weird in the first place. I'm okay with being an over sabi.

      XP Baibay, Hubs must be considered cos he's peeing properly now so I don't do it anymore.

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    4. Oh thank goodness Perxie. I got scared reading that comment.
      How yu doin?

      Don't mind the anony. One thing I grew up cherishing is having to live with the fact that "an intelligent woman is the sexiest". HΓ ha. It's a mantra babe, keep dropping the letters, I'm coming in later to copy.

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  5. Today's compilation is nastyπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

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    1. See me on TVπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ
      *twerk* *twerk* *twerk*
      Lemme goan show my village people πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

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  6. Funny comments.

    Fan bia, what's the meaning of "one apali"? It's just funny. 🀣. You won't kill us on this blog.

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    1. Haha.
      Onye apali.
      In pidgin...Mumu
      In English...Fool

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    2. It means a foolish person.

      Jubilee and deb event kuku kee me🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

      The last one tho, omg!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. A great percentage of those practicing BDSM are heavily molested chaps when they were young, they had a chequered childhood.

      Imagine Lagos city wen current doesn't sustain air-conditioning unit sometimes, one Bobo go tie you up, pour you candlewax,whip you before doing the do. Hiss.
      Yaba left still dey wait una. Ndi ala.

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  7. Ewoo,rubber band ke?My chest is paining me🀣🀣🀣

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    1. As in eh!!! Chai.

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    2. Prick be like biro cover. The girl go don vex taya.
      Hahaha.

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  8. πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒbv!

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  9. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£

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  10. Lol duchess I feel you, I also can’t sleep naked. Even though it’s only shorts, I must wear something.
    My future hubby had better not be the type to sleep naked sha.

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  11. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£

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  12. Kai, this blog shhaa oooo, Una bad mouth no get part 2.....Thanks for always making me LOL
    Even within this space sef, una still yab person...hahahaahha

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  13. BVs oooo🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣


    Pretty Patience

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  14. That Jubilee's comment got be laughing so hard, kai!

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  15. Can't sleep without my pants on

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  16. Hard..


    ##The Tivbabe#

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  17. That King Jerry comment is bae, in fact I for like my girl go spend sometime with her ex, it’s like she has forgotten a lot lately, I don tire for her matter I swear

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  18. Chei I know it’s not funny but I beg I had to laugh. that ur valentine boyfriend na super bad guy.

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  19. Hehehe Nigeria is hard already. BDSM ke

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