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Saturday, February 27, 2021

Saturday LAUGHS

 

































*”Trouble Dey Sleep Nyanga Go Wake Am".*


An American lawyer and a (Nigerian) *Igboman* are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer believes that Nigerians are so dumb that he could put almost anything over them easily, so the lawyer asks if the Nigerian would like to play a fun game.


The Igboman is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.


The American lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $50; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500," he says.


The mention of “money” and the “ratio of 1 to 10” ignites the Igboman’s interest and he agrees to play the game.


The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"


The Igboman doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a $50 bill, and hands it to the lawyer.


Now, it's his turn. He asks the American lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"


The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Igboman and hands him $500.


The Igboman quietly pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer.


He wakes the Igboman up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"


The nwanna reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $50 and goes back to sleep. Ike okwu adighi ya ...

32 comments:

  1. Igbo men and sense, lmao πŸ˜‚

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    1. OnuamuπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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    2. If the igbo man was smart instead of giving the American $50 to his question, he would have given the American any answer and he wouldn't have been the wiser.

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    3. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

      Anon 14:12, be calming down its just a joke....

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    4. Did you read at Anonymous 14:12? Be calming down true true πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ˜πŸ˜

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    1. madame koinkoin A.K.A "PeaceMaker "27 February 2021 at 10:28

      Hahahwjajajjahahahahhaha Nna meeewhnnn that name no follow at all. Chaii!

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    2. madame koinkoin A.K.A "PeaceMaker "27 February 2021 at 10:29

      if na that one I go answer my husband direct fathers name lol which kind Onuamu be that one abeg o

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    3. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣πŸ₯²πŸ€£

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    4. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 I jump and pass that surname...

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  3. Ibo man oh🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    1. madame koinkoin A.K.A "PeaceMaker "27 February 2021 at 10:35

      Hahahahahahaha the igbo man don't need disturbance at all afterall he is still got 400$. He no come this like to mugu for anyone.

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  4. Pls what's the meaning of Onuamu?
    When it comes to bizness, igbo peoole dey always represent.

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    1. πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

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    2. Me sef follow you πŸƒπŸΎ‍♀️πŸƒπŸΎ‍♀️πŸƒπŸΎ‍♀️πŸƒπŸΎ‍♀️πŸƒπŸΎ‍♀️πŸƒπŸΎ‍♀️πŸƒπŸΎ‍♀️πŸƒπŸΎ‍♀️

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  5. Joy onuamu 🀣🀣🀣

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  6. I will rather answer my husband first name abeg. Onu wetin?πŸ˜‚

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  7. Thats how my friend that his surname was AmuNnadi changed the name after Uni.
    People jonsed him then saying the grandfather must have been really endowed.
    though I think it has a different meaning.

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  8. I laughed so hard especially for no 1 and the last one too.

    So funny πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  9. @Fneshman Onuamu means the tip (cap) of the Penis. Thank me later

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  10. 🀣🀣🀣 I cannot stop laughing...

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  11. The last one got me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  12. The name thing eh!

    I once turned down a potential suitor because of the name.

    Ha! I just hope I didn't turn away my God-given husband. Make una pray for me

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  13. 🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  14. Beautiful surname 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
    Igbo man Sense will not kill you

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  15. That last joke though... Igbo men and money 😁😁😁😁🀭

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  16. Onuamu does not only translate to the "the tip of a penis". It also translates to " a mouth of laughter" or the the mouth that laughs. Amu- means penis and can mean laughter depending on the context of speech. Why are you all choosing the naughty transliterationπŸ˜€

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