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Thursday, March 18, 2021

Actor Osita Iheme ''Because I No Get Money'' Memes...

 .....Because I no get money, you no add Aunty for my name..


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130 comments:

  1. Yo!
    Really looking forward to reading comments mehn..
    Make my day people!!!

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    1. So because I no get money, Usher dey call me stingy inside church O!

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    2. Because I no get money you poison other people food and not my own abi..

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  2. #StopKidnappingOurSchoolChildren Phoenix18 March 2021 at 13:35

    Because I no get money, I ask you how much you wan sell car you put "rich urgent buyers only" for whatsapp status

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  3. #StopKidnappingOurSchoolChildren Phoenix18 March 2021 at 13:37

    So because I no get money, you tell me say you forget my birthday. Come send belated happy birthday

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  4. #StopKidnappingOurSchoolChildren Phoenix18 March 2021 at 13:42

    So because I no get money, I tell you say meet me for Mr Biggs. You dey ask me whether na inside Mr Biggs or Iya Risika bukka near Mr Biggs.

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚!!!
      You don already dey make my noon babe/guy, whichever one you be.. 😘

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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    4. 🀣🀣🀣

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    5. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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  5. I've seen a lot of this memes that seemed like what Happened or is happening to me. Na wah ooo, so am also yabbing myself, issokay.

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  6. Because I no get money my phone no dey ring & everyone dey form busy for me.

    The most Complex B

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  7. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  8. #StopKidnappingOurSchoolChildren Phoenix18 March 2021 at 13:51

    So because i no get money, you hug all my friends you come say make i chop knuckle with you

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  9. Because I no get money,you see me dey come then comot biscuit for your pikin hand

    @MARTINS

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    1. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†

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    2. TF!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    4. Chim o πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    5. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  10. #StopKidnappingOurSchoolChildren18 March 2021 at 13:52

    So because i no get money, Usher you comot my tithe money put am inside offering box okwaya

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    1. Whaaaaaa?!
      πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. 3Amigos Bread @ 6 Okesalu St, Ikotun. 0813851632818 March 2021 at 14:45

      Oh no πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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    3. πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

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  11. #StopKidnappingOurSchoolChildren Phoenix18 March 2021 at 13:53

    So because I no get money you see me for Sheraton, you dey ask me say if I be waitress for there

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  12. #StopKidnappingOurSchoolChildren Phoenix18 March 2021 at 13:54

    So because i no get money, tailor you no sew pocket for my cloth abi

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    1. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣.. Your comments are so lit!
      Dem funny die!!!!
      🀣 🀣

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    2. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†those tailor's ehn

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  13. #StopKidnappingOurSchoolChildren Phoenix18 March 2021 at 13:55

    So because i no get money, person mess for meeting you come dey look me from high table.

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    1. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha..
      E choke!!!!

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    2. Who dey breeeeeeeeettttttt πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  14. #StopKidnappingOurSchoolChildren Phoenix18 March 2021 at 13:56

    So because I no get money, i say make i join my guys for your new car take go out you say no space come give me 200naira make i enter bike to meet una for our hangout place

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  15. Because you no get money I see you dey chop chicken, I come ask you where you thief am.

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  16. Because I no get money I tell u say d gist Dey SDK blog ...U take side eye Dey look me and come Dey ask me who dash me data ??? πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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    1. πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

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  17. Because i no get money , i tell you say i dey find where them dey sell chicken , you direct me go where them dey sell kpomo

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  18. Because I no get money;you see me for Quilox begin ask me who carry me come..

    Because I no get money;I post house for my whatsapp status,you ask me which of my friend get am..

    Because I no get money;you see iphone 12 for my hand come tell me say the phone fine ooo,but the original go cost well..

    Because I no get money,you see me for Eko hotel begin ask me who I find come..

    Because I no get money;I send you #100 MTN card you come reply "I have seen it" instead of "Thank you"...

    @MARTINS

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    1. Madame koinkoin A.K.A "PeaceMaker "18 March 2021 at 14:49

      Hahahahahahaha Oga martho you and phoenix don finish work today weldone.

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    2. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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    3. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚the last paragraph na through ooo

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    4. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣@I have seen it

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  19. Because I no get money my sis in law call me for phone in January say Im get Xmas hamper
    For me make I come collect am for junction as her driver no fit come my house. (Fact ! True life story ) πŸ™πŸ™ and I tell am say I Dey busy she talk say she go carry back to Lekki wet she Dey stay ( some families do have em )

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    1. Lmao. I already figured this is true story before i read (Fact! True story) cos you were too precise. Sorry hun. 😭😭

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    2. It shall be well...πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—

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    3. 3Amigos Bread @ 6 Okesalu St, Ikotun. 0813851632818 March 2021 at 14:51

      Awwww, God will make ways for you.

      People who are condescending grind my gears.

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    4. She can eat and choke on her hamper and purge afterwards πŸ˜’

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    5. God will make a way πŸ€—

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    6. God will come through for you and yours dear

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    7. God will come through for you and yours dear

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  20. #StopKidnappingOurSchoolChildren Phoenix18 March 2021 at 14:09

    Because I no get money, you give me Chelsea 100naira satchet you say malt and champagne are for special people

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  21. So because I no get money , I move into new house I no buy generator , no neighbor come greet me say welcome to d neighborhood

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  22. I want to play along but I can’t write this without infusing English. Smh

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  23. So because I no get money,you see Gucci for my hand,you dey ask me where I buy am for Aba.

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  24. So because I no get money,you know believe say I go spa,you kon tell me say na my house I dey,I just dey deceive myself.

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  25. So because I no get money,you buy semo,plenty meat and fish,you kon tell dem make dem give me Akpu wey strong with no meat,so the food go carry me reach the next day.

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  26. So because I no get money, you wan do party, you no give me net make I buy,you tell me say you don know say na Ankara I go afford.

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  27. So because I no get money,you see me as I dey come,you kon hide your purse.No be like dem dey do life o.

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  28. So because I no get money,you see Mr. Biggs nylon for my house, you ask me say who use am give me something😒.

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  29. So because I no get money,you give me onion and okporoko as birthday gift.

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    1. 3Amigos Bread @ 6 Okesalu St, Ikotun. 0813851632818 March 2021 at 15:23

      Not a bad gift πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. You're absolutely right,it's not a bad gift after all...... It's just for funπŸ€—.

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  30. Because I no get money, person mess for family meeting, everybody dey look my face dey suspect me

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  31. Because I no get money, I move into new house dey sleep for 2 inches mattress talk say e no dey pain me lol

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  32. So because I no get money,you see me dey come you kon Dodge thinking I go beg you for money.

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  33. Because I know get money, I beg you say make I use your Jeep do my wedding, you com talk say the Jeep too high for my level.😭😭😭

    This happen to me, but God have be faithful all through for me.

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    1. 3Amigos Bread @ 6 Okesalu St, Ikotun. 0813851632818 March 2021 at 15:22

      Wow, sad.

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    2. Chai people are horrible!

      All this shoulder raising is for what exactly?

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    3. Okay, this one is plain evil. 😧

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    4. Don't bother about it. God will surprise you soon...πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—

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  34. So because I no get money,you buy malt for yourself, you kon buy zobo for me.

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  35. Because I no get money,you invite me 2 hours before your baby birthday say you forget.As I reach,you tell me to go backyard go wear the Mickey mouse costume when dey there.

    Because I no get money,you see me dey come from junction you rush go bring out card board when you write "cash only,no credit" put in front of your shop.

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    1. I am in sifia pain 🀣🀣🀣🀣 O my days

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  36. Because I no get money I crack dry joke you no fake laugh.

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    1. Persian abeg leave me with my dry jokes.I don try abeg I no be Bovi 😏😏

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  37. so because i no get money, you come tell me say the money wey i use buy my new tecno phone no even reach the money wey you use buy your london used S10 samsung phone abi. me and you go soon get problem.

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚@ me and you will soon get problem...

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  38. So because I no get money I tell u say Burma boy win Grammy , u talk say so u sef sabi Wetin Grammy mean ??? 🧐😏🧐🧐

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  39. So because I no get money I come ur house u begin shout for ur house head say Eloho no touch my chicken stew oooo🀨🀨🀨🀨

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  40. So because I no get money u no invite me go cruise

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  41. So because I no get money I siddon my own u come meet me say make I look after ur pikin u wan reach market

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  42. So because I no get money I see basketmouth inside plane , I begin shine teeth say make I greet am , nah so im shun me 🧐😏🧐

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    1. Ah u get money o,u even enter plane sef.

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    2. Basketmouth is always snubbing people you get money or not. He is an asshole

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  43. Because l no get money. I give you watch as a gift. You dash am to your driver saying its fake

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  44. Because l no get money. I invite you for my birthday. You no gree come thinking l will turn the birthday to fund raising ceremony.

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  45. Because l no get money. You sent your wedding invitation to people and sent me photocopy.

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  46. Because l no get money. You dey share umbrella and towel for your wedding when it got to my turn you told me we will see later. Passed me and continued your Sharing.

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  47. So because I no get money I tell you say I wan eat burge, you come tell me say make I buy bread cut onions and tomatoes put inside say e go still taste like burger

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  48. Wait oh, so because I no get money you no gree come buy clothes from me abi? I tell you say I dey sale turkey wears, you come get mind tell me say the clothes be like okirika for your eyes. Na God go judge you for me.

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  49. So because I no get money the vacation wey we both plan to go for Ghana, you come go by air, come give me transport fare say make I come by road.just forget this relationship e don end like Donald trump government.

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  50. Because I no get money , I Dey mind my business still yet u talk say I form ! .... see me see Wahab a πŸ€ͺ🀩🀨🀩

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  51. Because I no get money , I enter BRT go work , u Dey ask wetin do ur Motor?? As if say motor na humanbeing ???🧐🀨🧐🀨

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  52. So because i no get money na en make i come your shop price you wetin you dey sell,you commot face ask me whether i wan buy abi i come price

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  53. So because I no get money , I see things I like for ur shop , u tell me say dem don buy am !!! God Dey !! Nah poor man prayer

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  54. Because I no get money you go pray for all my siblings every first day of month but no pray for me, mama e no good o (true life story).

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    1. 3Amigos Bread @ 6 Okesalu St, Ikotun. 0813851632818 March 2021 at 22:46

      Goodness!

      God will definitely uplift and bless you, Amen.

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    2. Chai,I kno fit laugh ontop this one,its sad but God will soon suprise them.

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  55. People here are clowns. I can't stop laughing.

    The most Complex B

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