One of the things that easily put me off is body odour. I often wonder if some people are not aware that they actually smell bad.
There are people who don’t even use perfumes/cologne and deodorants out of ignorance or health reasons, while some others don’t use them at all for religious reasons.
I can’t count the number of times that I have carried customers that smelled so bad and spoilt the air in the car. Some people pheromones no be here o. For someone who is highly sensitive to smell like me, it could be very tormenting. Sometimes, I wonder if I should have small packages of eau de parfum as gifts for some ‘smelly’ clients.
I once had to pretend that the AC of the car had stopped working when I was taking some girls out sometime ago. I couldn’t stand the stench oozing from them. I had picked them up in the early hours of the morning as they returned home from ‘work’.
While taking a lady home last night, I perceived a foul odour as soon as she entered my car and sat in front. I couldn’t tell what it was and wondered if she stepped on shit or something. I looked for an excuse to put off the AC and rolled down the windows to make trip bearable.
Along the way, Policemen stopped me at a checkpoint and asked for my vehicle particulars. As I leaned towards the lady to get the particulars from the pigeon hole on the passenger side, I smelled the stench so strong from her vjay area. I almost puked but I had to control myself. What in the world would make a lady smell so bad down there? is it Eau de V@gina?.
NEPA once took light when I was about entering the throne to worship with one of my ex-girlfriends. She smelled so bad down there that my second brain lost its sense of reasoning momentarily. I’m not saying the vjay doesn’t have its natural smell o, but it should not be offensive nah.
I hear that kayanmata and co could be a cause because these ladies want to make the vjay area tight, hence altering the natural lubrication and infusing it with smelly products that are meant to make men go crazy over them
I can’t count the number of times that I have carried customers that smelled so bad and spoilt the air in the car. Some people pheromones no be here o. For someone who is highly sensitive to smell like me, it could be very tormenting. Sometimes, I wonder if I should have small packages of eau de parfum as gifts for some ‘smelly’ clients.
I once had to pretend that the AC of the car had stopped working when I was taking some girls out sometime ago. I couldn’t stand the stench oozing from them. I had picked them up in the early hours of the morning as they returned home from ‘work’.
While taking a lady home last night, I perceived a foul odour as soon as she entered my car and sat in front. I couldn’t tell what it was and wondered if she stepped on shit or something. I looked for an excuse to put off the AC and rolled down the windows to make trip bearable.
Along the way, Policemen stopped me at a checkpoint and asked for my vehicle particulars. As I leaned towards the lady to get the particulars from the pigeon hole on the passenger side, I smelled the stench so strong from her vjay area. I almost puked but I had to control myself. What in the world would make a lady smell so bad down there? is it Eau de V@gina?.
NEPA once took light when I was about entering the throne to worship with one of my ex-girlfriends. She smelled so bad down there that my second brain lost its sense of reasoning momentarily. I’m not saying the vjay doesn’t have its natural smell o, but it should not be offensive nah.
I hear that kayanmata and co could be a cause because these ladies want to make the vjay area tight, hence altering the natural lubrication and infusing it with smelly products that are meant to make men go crazy over them
Ladies, if una like, make una continue to use all those yeye things wey una think say dey attract men.
*This Oko Ashawo sef...You bent silently to collect something from the passenger seat and your nose smelt her Vjayjay? Wonderful nose!... Does your nose have entry in the Guinness book of records?....
Please those who use Kayan mata should confirm this as I am hearing of it for the first time...So it makes the Vjayjay smell? Like seriously?
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ReplyDeleteLol..
DeleteMy hommie, just watch how they'll leave the smelling kpekus issue and start attacking oko ashi..
Any lady that attacks oko ashi here today or come up with any nonsense excuse to justify offensive and stinking kpekus smell has a smelling kpekus..
Make una better channel una men hating energy into good hygiene..
Yuck!
Me too 😬
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DeleteAnything that isn’t natural will def alter Nda Vegi when put into or around it. Ladies please take it easy with insertions and incisions around Nda Vegi. Rotten Vegi can be smelt from miles away 🤢🤮
ReplyDeleteOko asawo has shared his experiences, let me share mine;
ReplyDeleteMost of these odors oozing from them are not of natural causes.
There is a reason why in Scriptures, evil spirits are called "foul spirits"
Some smell so bad and they confer on the body they dwell, the same foul odor.
And these spirits are acquired and shared through illicit sexual behaviors.
I have seen a lady who after Jesus delivered her, her body odor stopped. This
was something she had tackled with countless measures, even going to doctors.
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I agree with you cos I used to have a smelly nd itchy vagina to the point of me dipping my fingers and stuff in to clean up and make it bearable before sex.
DeleteI decided to be serious with God 6years ago and since then I stop having premarital sex, to my amazement to remember seeing discharge or smell. The only thing that happens down there is my period and ovulation even if I decide not to shower for day. I even have mixed feelings thinking about getting married and having sex, I hope to still enjoy this freshness and peace
me too
ReplyDeletebut d thing funny me ooooo
So it's only ladies you carry in your damn car. Most guys stink as hell but you conveniently excluded them from your experience. 'Foul odour' shouldn't be a gender topic because no sane human being is permitted to stink
ReplyDeleteYou just typed what I was thinking 14:46. According to oko ashawo it is women passengers he carries that stink, sotey him dey smell their vgays, lol. Well done sir. Keep it up. Your fellow judges of women will be delighted with your post, as I see up there. So guess you are all happy trying to bring women down any chance you get. But you will gain nothing from it.
DeleteWith “work” in quotes, it’s safe to assume these ladies you often encounter are prostitutes and with different fluids from your gender, ya think her ass doesn’t know she stinks?
ReplyDeleteYou are working and they are working..some works come with disadvantage. Get you some clorox and be on your merry way. 🙄
Oko ashawo as dem smell reach you still carried them. Their money doesn't smell right? It is funny only the female passengers you carry smell. Continue trying to paint women in a derogatory light. I assume you yourself have no body odour and have never smelled. I am guessing your hygiene is a 💯
DeleteUm if you’re inserting weird shit up your coochie in the name of kayanmata, you’re just asking for a horde of infections and weird odours.
ReplyDeletePlus there’s the issue of Bacteria Vaginosis which is apparently quite common and comes with its own odour and yes I believe oko ashawo when he said his passenger’s rank smell wafted through her clothes when he reached over to get something. I have experienced this before, a lady passed by me in a Bank and a very strong and foul odour followed her. I felt bad for her though.
if your lady friend or love doesn’t smell normal down there, please tell her because it’s possible she’s not aware as she’s become immune to the smell.
I love this comment Snarker. Very reasonable.
DeleteI also wonder why people are thinking Oko Ashawo is bashing women with this post. He's only stating his experience with some female passengers in the area of chat smell. Of course, some guys smell too. Some guys wear boxers for days and that place is a stench...gosh
So he has only experienced women who stink and not men? Yes he bashed women because the post came across as if only female passengers stink. That cannot be realistic.
DeleteSmelly vagina is mostly caused by infections.
ReplyDeleteKpele Oko-ashawo, it's one of the hazards of the job.
I have very sensitive nostrils and can't stand Even the slightest odours.
I had a friend who had terrible mouth odour, she noticed I usually avoid sitting close to her and she called me up to ask me if she did anything wrong,
I had to tell her about her mouth odour, it wasn't easy for me telling her but I just had to, I advised her to go to a dentist about it, she did and turned out she had holes in her teeth, they filled it up and that was the end of it,
I know someone that has it and she still refuse to use deodorant. Her excuse being that it reacts on her. I tire for her
ReplyDeleteNo it's not kayanmata,if person Virgina smells,must most likely be infection. Kayanmata get levels o,no be all that rubbish way them day sell for una ,if woman take better kayanmata you come knack her,OS I swear this ur mouth go close.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha why am I even laughing,I be team no kayanmata o until I ate some with my sis while she was getting married,it was so sweet the milk,date and all those combo,I started stealing and eating without realizing what I was doing. A month later and my boyfriend knacked ! Omo! The thing plenty, kayanmata day work die, but the good ones. Ladies if una like make them continue they sell rubbish for una. If u want better kayanmata order from kebbi, sokoto or zamfara,u go know why them day call am kayanmata.
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Infections can lead to smell. Ladies stop inserting stuffs in that area! Also let your coochie breath. At least when at home don't dress like you are on your way to space. If you notice any smell, plz seek help. Them no dey shame put
ReplyDeleteMost people dont know they smell while some have tried everything to stop it but no result.
ReplyDeleteExactly. That's the way it is. People that smell don't know unless they are told. I guess the body gets used to it
DeleteIt's caused by infections
ReplyDeleteeww de v@gina
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