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Friday, June 11, 2021

Media Personality Denrele Narrates How His Mother Disgraced Him In Front Of His Friends...

WOW............. see disgrace!!!






According to him;


"1999.
I was 18.
When it comes to my list of WORST SEX Nightmares, My MUM walking in on me probably tops d list!


I was dating one of the hottest girls in my hood (Ebute Metta) then, but my Mum was unimpressed! She just couldn’t stand the sight of the girl but i didn’t give a flying f**k!
I was 18 and damn well was gonna enjoy Adolescence.


One fateful Tuesday (after so much strategic planning), I had arranged for this chic to meet me up at d house.
6:30PM sharp!
My Dad & younger sisters would have gone to Choir Practice, My Grandma & evil cousins were at Bible Study and my Mum would have gone to her MFM Prayer Warrior Service.
Baby girl & I were going to do the “Deed” after weeks of endless “Petting” “Making Out” & “Groping Genitalia”!


Long story cut short; We were going at “it” in the dimly lit living room when my Mum walked in on us.


“SHIT!” as we jumped off each other. Me scrambling to wear my pants & my babe covering her full breasts to my Mum’s glaring disapproval & disgust.


“So this is what you’ve been coming to do in this house”, my Mum said calmly at her. (Tiwa Savage style).


Omo, I stood tall and faced her.
I was 18. I could talk back.


“She came to greet me. Why aren’t U in church?”, I retorted.
My Mum muttered something in her Indian dialect & left.
I knew trouble was brewing but HIAN!
Baby girl on the other hand, was shakin so bad.
Saw her off to the junction and she went home.


Fast forward to a few months afta;
I had planned a massive party in d area wit another friend of mine (Late Abass, RIP) & as it was my 1ST Year in Unilag, turnout was MADT! Peeps were photocopyin the I.Vs & we were feelin FLY!


Halfway into d Rave, my Mum walked in & i could sense something was amiss but was caught up rocking babes on the dance floor.


My Mum took the Microphone from the DJ & faced d crowd.
Omo, She FINISHED me that night!
She spoke about my bedwetting back in the day, my lazy antics..
In short, she OPEN my Yansh, De-REP me FINISH!


I was so embarrassed.
Her parting shot;
“U hav 5 mins to finish whatever nonsense u’re doing here & come wash the dirty dishes u left at d backyard!”.
‍♀️


Im laughing now but Mehn, it wasnt funny then!"










43 comments:

  1. It shaped you to some extent I guess...

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    1. Shaped him into a crossdresser??πŸ˜’πŸ˜πŸ˜’πŸ˜πŸ˜’πŸ€πŸ₯

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    2. This is one of the worst embarrassments a mother can give her child, I don't support it





      *Larry was here*

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    3. Why don't I believe this story?? Yimu!!

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    4. Denrele trying so hard to convince you all that he's been doing women and not into the opposite sex.

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    5. Nwanyi na-aga aga12 June 2021 at 15:13

      Anon 6:44 you are smart.

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  2. 🧺🧺🧺🧺🧺🧺🧺🧺🧺🧺🧺
    Denrele collect baskets o.
    Siblings going to bible study are evil but
    the one, a teenager having fornication
    with a girl is "enjoyment?"
    All you are trying to do is to convince us that you are female minded when it comes to fornication.
    More baskets to your shame. 🧺🧺🧺🧺😏😏

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    1. You're annoying

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    2. @16:39
      Say it like this, for that's what you mean;
      "Truth is annoying"

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    3. 16:08, u dey mind am? Abeg, give am beta basket.

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  3. Denrele don dey crase tey tey! I love you though (since the days of twilight)

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  4. I love mums who know how to give their 'suddenly grown' and 'don't give a hoot' children fire for fire πŸ”₯

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  5. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£ Mommas can embarrass ehn..I can imagine her calling him 'Atole' in Indian Accent...Wow Memories 🀣🀣🀣

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  6. Trying to say am not GAY, we Don hear

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    1. No mind am.
      Weare smarter than this!

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    2. I know right. Lol

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    3. Lol, maybe he is bi. I used to wonder about him and Goldie of blessed memory back then. He was on kidivision 101 I think. A very intelligent, social and fun loving person. I think I like his mother already too.

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    4. Denrele kikikikikiki. Your lovely mother is part of why you have such lovely hair. Me as a woman wish I could collect some from you. Me love you long time. 😍

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  7. All these narrative is just to redirect the side talks of being gay. Yimu

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    1. Flesh and blood did not reveal this to you. Oil dey your head.

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    2. 😁😁😁😁 @ heart beat

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    3. And so what's bad in being gay?😞😞😞

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    4. You gather dey there. Oga denrele, we understand.

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    5. Maybe he wants to marry, lol. Una wan spoil him market?

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  8. Thanks we got the message...you are straight now rest sir

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    1. straight to where?

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    2. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 person no fit whine una at all

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    3. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚@ straight to where

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    4. Na old story he dey yarn nau.

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  9. E don tay this pikin no well.

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  10. Trying so hard recently to convince us he made out with Charlene meanwhile it was with Charles.

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  11. Are you saying she caught you with pants down with a boy

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  12. Oga Danrele sef, this must be an imaginary catching

    #vamparina

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  13. Hehe, some mother's can give it hot, hot.

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  14. I heard from his childhood neighbor it was his grandma that used to dress him in female clothing. I heard he is not gay at all. He had an Indian mom but a grandma that put anything available (usually sisters’ clothes) on him. It’s possible.

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    1. Wordd this is another angle.

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    2. Lie! Nigga is Gay, he is currently dating a Top Model / popular PH base IG influencer

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    3. There are actually cross dressers that are not gay and married with kids funny enough.

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  15. Replies
    1. Open am before I call Thunder ⚡

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