The Adventures Of Oko Ashawo The Uber Driver - 83

Let us thank God for the life of Oko Ashawo.....

Somebody Praissssssssse the Lord!!!

It takes years to build a reputation but just a few minutes to ruin it.

As I carry out my day to day activities, I try as much as possible to be nice to my clients and also offer them value added services, which in turn earns me repeated business and referrals.

While trying to be nice to a client who came into town recently, I got an unusual request from him. He told me that he was expecting one of his friends and I should organize 4 girls for them. He gave me their specifications and being an Oko Ashawo that I am, it was not difficult for me to get their specs from the retinue of runs girls that I offer my cab service to.

I was going about my work the next Monday when I got a call from the man that I needed to see him immediately in his hotel room. I rushed there and met him in the company of his friend looking unfriendly and stern - a far cry from the warm reception I got earlier from them over the weekend.

Straightaway, I was told that I would be arrested and jailed if I can’t produce the girls who stole valuables from them. It was difficult to tell the girl who stole because they lodged in a Presidential Suite where they had a romp with the girls.

I tried reaching my main contact, Lucy but it seemed like she had blocked my number. I came up with a plan and told the guys to give me 24 hours as I will produce the girls by all means. I then remembered one girl, Bukky who I had helped in the past..

I used her as a bait to lure Lucy. She fell easily for it when she heard she will be paid in hard currencies as the guy that needs her service just came into the country from ‘the abroad’.

We arranged another taxi to pick her up and bring her to a pre-arranged location and that was how we nabbed her. Eventually, we were able to trace her friends and recovered the stolen items from them.

Eventually, I spent more than the money I made from those guys in a bid to trace and catch the girls. Nothing wey Ashawo no fit do. 

If they can sleep with anybody, they can lie, steal and even kill also. I love my peace please. Na so this column for no dey available for a while because I for dey chill for jail for the crime wey I no commit. 

Make I face my work abeg. I have learnt my lessons the hard way and I will never be a ‘broker’ (pimp) again.

*Haaaaaaaaa, my Dear Oko Ashawo I thank God for you ooooh.