WEDNESDAY In House News..

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IN HOUSE MEMO

LIST OF RECIPIENTS FOR 100k BUSINESS GIVEAWAY.

Each of this Blog visitor got N100k to pump into their businesses. Well the last four will get the giveaway as soon as they send account details.

I want to believe every person on this list acknowledged receipt of the money.

God bless the giver and replenish the wallet that this money came from. thanks Koof.

ANOTHER GIVEAWAY LOADING SOON BY GODS GRACE.

1. Yemi girl
2. Castle Windsor
3. Ola wealth
4. Isaacbaba
5. Poshhaija
6. Rajab foods.


7. Okeke Austin
8. Slim Shady
9. Darajah
10. Stella Maris baby
11. Justyswt
12. Mama Amanda


13. Paris Savannah
14. City Chocolate
15. SDK crayfish seller
16. Bbjac
17. Chummy chocho


18. Chemo_lala
19. Official prestige
20. BeadsbyAda
21. Essa
22. Pritypao


23. Ekele
24. Rhapsody
25. Buxomebony
26. A girl has no name

27.   Richie Rich
28.   Zaram
29.  Dat Edo boy (Stellz cousin)
30    Lucent
31.  Eesah (Mr Nobody)

32. Osundi
33. Adaoluchi
34. Courage
35. Ijeoma Ezenwa


More giveaway loading and we will not select any of these ones for the next one....... If i announce any giveaway, we will remember this list and make sure they are not on the next one.

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NEIGHBOURHOOD AMEBO

How are we my people? Nwanyi Asili don land with a very hot gist....

You see eeh, there's this woman, let me call Mama Ego, Hmmmm that woman has this attitude of increasing my BP, she will come to me and be filling my ears with how her husband bought her heaven on earth, how she cooks only dinner with 10k, una know say na only gossip I sabi gossip, I no sabi fashion, she will wear some odd looking clothes and tell me that she's wearing American and Turkey gowns, na so I go de envy her ooo....

 For night I go de wet my pillow with tears of "God when", but what I found out was that, this said "Doings " husband is jobless and always sits in front of her shop with his loud voice, always discussing and screaming with every passer-by as if the person is a deaf person.

 I always wonder how they get this money but y'all know that what God cannot do, does not exist.

 Jesus!!!! 

So some days ago, I sat like a very nice person that I am in my shop when I saw some well dressed gentlemen, I thought they were pastors that came to preach but as them no wear suit, I come de wonder, they packed at the entrance of the street and walked down to where uncle sat, immediately he saw them, he stood and was about to run, but they brought out gun, he stood there and raised his hands, it was EFCC officials, Oga na Yahoo man.

 My antenna stood ozugbo-ozugbo, I walked down there, hugged the wife who was already crying and joined her in crying, I overheard Oga telling them "We can settle this", I now tearfully asked the wife "so this money you've been using to cook 10k soup and wear Turkey gowns so na yahoo money ", she eyed me and didn't say anything: One of their son has one hand ( A deformity)

 I now increased my volume of crying as more people were gathering so that they will know that I'm sympathising with her, I tearfully asked her again, "is it your sons hand that he used for the yahoo plus cos I heard they always use something ", she just said maybe I should go to my house, I cried out loud and said "how can I leave you laidis naa"..

 hmmmm I must see the end of this gist ooo, wetin I want tell my sdk family? Half gist? Mbanu, well I stayed there till they dragged him into the vehicle, the wife wanted to follow them but they pushed her out of the vehicle and left with the man..

Until today, the man is not yet back, I've been there a few times to get updates but she no wan share, I've decided to mind my business.... Mtchewwww how hard is it to tell that "my husband is in jail already " and from what I heard, they said the man na big fish for the business, ever since his arrest, boys have disappeared from my street, does it mean they're all doing the same business??? Chaiiii Uwa nke a sef.....

*Chei you be real Neighbourhood Amebo!

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IJEOMAS GIST CORNER

Back then in school, i had a friend that was bestie to two other girls, three wise girls. So everything that happens between them, she go come download me sharperly. So one day, i saw the three of them having a heated argument, her two other friends were quarreling seriously, trying to rip off each others cloth. As aproko wey i be na, i decided to helep a friend 'separation' fight and find out what 'happens'.


These two friends, Rita and Jane were staying in the same apartment and share things as per besties. Jane was going to visit her boyfriend, tagged Rita.

When two babes are fighting, una suppose know how e dey be na, them go open mouth like shop rite, wash their dirty 'panties' outside. What's my work again, i am here to listen and to serrulllll.


Jane's boyfriend took them clubbing after which they crashed in his self con apartment. One guy with two hot babes for one room, omoooooo.

Wetin come cause fight be sey, as Jane's boyfriend was driving them back to their lodge in the morning , he stopped at a pharmacy to get Jane some pills. Jane was surprised when he bought for two, handed her one and threw the other at her friend Rita, whaaaaat for, why?


Rita why my boyfriend buy pills for you? that's where the fight started first. Rita admitted she did the 'do' with Jane's boyfriend while she was asleep, by then guy man don zoom off leaving the girls there to fight.

 They were separated by passersby. Jane who was not satisfied, decided to wait for Rita in school to complete what they started. The worse part was that Rita wasn't even remorseful, her mouth was running like tap until Jane gave her one blow, the blow is this: Rita's boyfriend lives in the FCT (anon no vez for me o).

 Jane told us how Rita goes to visit him and spends all her savings on him because he promised to marry her. Guy was milking her. As she dey come back from booboo's house in Abuja, the guy go pack plenty ONIONS, as in O-N-I-O-N-S oh carry give her to take go back school go use cook. While Rita calls her friends to send her transport fare.

Omo as Jane knack her this blow ehhhh, naso Rita moral come cool like ice block, she just use premium tears Waka commot for the scene, choi, public assault, after all the formings na onions be your price .

 Naso case take close o, friendship end. E take long time before people forget the onions matter, like anytime dem see Rita, dem go just dey hallucinate dey see onions.............That babe wey her bobo dey pack onions give, especially those guys wey don 'toast' her and those she insulted cos she is a high class chick that rolls with bigger boyz. Shame didn't let her finish with others. She just jejely and quietly took herself out of the school.


Curious me asked my friend if Rita's boyfriend sells onions, she said no. Of all things to give babe wey travel from PH to Abuja to see you, na onions you see to gift her. Jane actually used the onions talk to shame her cos it was a frequent thing, giving her onions anytime she visits.




Awwww i feel so bad for the Rita...... That her friend is a snake, you slept with boyfriend she is managing and still spilled her secrets instead of just spologising and walking away..... Hmmmmmm

Horrible boyfriend too....







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