Friday In House News...

 Friyaaaaaay!!!!

BV ALI B AND WIFE WELCOME DAUGHTER..

''On Thursday, my wife and I welcomed our beautiful daughter to the world. We are beyond excited!
She underwent CS, and we thank God for the success of the surgery. Baby is fine. Mama is fine too (just weak). But she's doing great.
We covert your prayers and well wishes''.

Congratulations






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IN HOUSE MEMO

How the go they go? Wetin dey happen this Friday? The weather is not as hot as it was Yesterday and still needs to cool down.

I am just here wondering. why do people collect giveaways, vanish or stay and then jump on the next giveaway when it is announced? why your business no dey ever survive or pick up? You dey chop your profit?

 If you money now wetin you go use am do? How the money fit survive your business and which kind business sef.....  

My mind strong well well so abeg make nobody enter inbox come dey gimme answer, nah here i ask, so abeg answer here..

Person collect the same money wey you collect and her groundnut business dey move well but you collect your own take do wetin?

Aftoroh nobody plant money tree..

Mah find food eat..........

PS thanks to the SBB for sending me a website where i did my invoice myself...Im excitedly glad that he is active here.

Thanks SBB

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SEE GIST!!!

One sister for church was getting married, she Invited church members and because she's a devoted member, pastor made sure majority of them attended her traditional marriage in her villa.


One of the church fine and sought after brothers volunteered to take some babes in his car to the place. Wedding was supposed to be on Saturday, so they went on Friday evening so that they can assist with the cooking


Did I mention that church brother is also this sister's friend?

Brother and sister in the Lord oshi...so he carried the matter for him head like gala. As brother carry the girls drop for her villa, na him one of the girls follow brother go pass night for another place. 

Wahala, the other babes seeing that brother chose the other babe over them, started making a mountain out of the matter, trust babes na


Next morning being the wedding day, brother drive the babe to meet the others and also prepare for the wedding. The girls do asoebi while brother follow for groomsmen( bride already introduced him to her groom as her family friend and close church member..kai, umunwanyi)


The matter alias matters arising be sey the other girls begin talk chochocho give pastor say brother carry one of them commot when they were all supposed to be together in the brides place


Naso the matter fly enter bride ear, she was so angry that brother took one of the girls to sleep out. The thing pain her wella, some people think sey her vex na normal, dem no know sey na another thing dey pepper her.


Wedding don finish for villa, dem carry the matter Come back city to iron am out


Them don call meeting upon meetings for church just because of this matter. Brother and the babe sey dem no do anything, sey him just carry her to go bathe and sleep because of how people plenty for brides house (Oshey baddest , helper of the maidens). 

The church women come ask brother sey as the babe bath finish, no be him front she change clothes, two of them no share same bed?. Shey goat and yam dey stay same place?
And church women dey like this kind matter. Everybody just dey chook mouth put


The other babes wey follow go the wedding anger be sey brother choose another person oh, nothing else. My own now come be sey, why the bride vex pass pastor sef wey suppose sanction brother for going against the rules, even as she dey marry so?


Una wey don marry, sometimes una need to checkment that your wifey or husband family friend from the other gender oh, e get plenty why and whys.

Naso one babe as she dey marry, her sugar daddy bought her the biggest gift, she tell her husband sey na family friend.


Now now, pikin haf come, brother went to baby dedication and her husband dey treat brother as family, not knowing sey there is cockroach in the cupboard. To think that this bride's family know this brother as bride's boyfriend. Her mother just dey smile with one corner of her mouth as husband just dey give church brother special treatment, she know the koko.


This just reminded me when our Parish pastor was running after one sister for choir. The babe came running to me when he made his intentions known to her. She was shocked cos this pastor was assisting to pay her bills and parish mummy liked her too much. Mummy no know sey daddy want to do backyard business with choir babe. 

When the babe don collect from am as she want, he got tired and diverted to me. Omo I wear my boots, run pass Usain Bolt, imagine our daddyyy in church telling me he would have married me first if he had seen me before his wife, daddy that already have a child that's close to my age, couldn't he have chosen another lie. He didn't know I'm aware of his nonsense with the chorister.


E just be like sey some church people just dey read back of Bible these days......................( anon detective on ellipses, no near me today oh, abeg my hand Is paining me).


Naso one come our workchop one-day forget him church character/behavour begin yarn how him knack one church sister, was escorting her to the road to take taxi back to her place. First taxi wey show up na one of them brethren. Naso the taxi driver greet am with him church title. Shame come catch am because dem just knack finish and de s*x smell still dey fresh, dey boom for dem body.

 Holiness starts on Saturday and ends on Sunday. Chai, my Workchop na Cruz. Oga Governor don demolish where we dey hear the latest, first hand infors


My people talk sey 'leg wey dey Waka waaaan waaaan waaaan, eye wey dey look waaaan waaaan waaaan dey see am. And when we see, we talk it as e dey hot









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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD.




My mum never spared the rod with me till I became a young teenager. Looking back I don’t think it had any impact and I think it was unnecessary ( my opinion). I was a good kid who always preferred dialogues.



I lived to please my parents growing up, wasn’t much adventurous or rebellious at all. I hated being caned with passion. I promised myself I wasn’t going to ever use any object to beat my kids.

At a point I had gotten used to my mom’s beatings that I didn’t feel much pain anymore but you see punishments like “ pick pin , frog jumps, kneeling down, sitting on the floor with hands and leg outstretched” was very effective, till date the thought of them still resets my brain.

As a young mom with little kids, I haven’t broken my promise yet and I don’t pray to. It breaks my heart when I see people beat kids with cane, turning stick, “koboko" etc. I am not telling anyone how to raise their kids.

I am not just comfortable watching kids being beaten in that manner under the guise of discipline, it takes me back to childhood and I can imagine the pain the child is going through.

I make mistakes as an adult and no one dares hit me, how much more a child. I feel dialogue, other forms of punishment like taking away privileges etc, would work just fine..

You are right!.....that PICK PIN can reset brain on anyone and i was a regular.....LOL

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