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Friday, September 02, 2022

FRIDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 Hailings #Cookiesandcream










IN HOUSE MEMO


How una dey? #cookiesandcreamonmymind

Jos shopper please send me a mail on that hot story you wanted to drop nah...I didnt enable it cos it would have diverted the chronicle comments you posted it on....

Angel Pee giveaway list is still being compiled...It is slow because i am slow...

So Angel Pee seems to know almost all the characters on this Blog...He gisted me about Eka Jy and her humble beginnings and how he is impressed she didn't allow anyone bully her away.... He said the Ladies on this Blog can eat raw any man who makes the wrong comment..hahahahahahahah.

We discussed a lot of others and I am amazed that as busy as he is, he knows every.. Oh well, he is an SDK Blog addict....

Say ohon ohon if you are an SDK Blog addict.....

Enjoy your weekend and dont let anything get you down.

As usual, I am hungry for good.

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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD 


One Sunday a while back, I was at the church overflow and the overflow is usually filled with young mums, so they can take care of their toddlers without disturbing the church service.

On this day, I sat close to two other moms who had toddlers around a year plus and they were talking to the kids and getting responses back.

I looked at them so wistfully because my almost three year old had never even said mummy for once, he had said a few words and was so close to be being labelled non verbal if not that he had a thing for numbers and could recite them.

Barely a year later, this little boo boo has called mummy so much, sometimes I feel like screaming at him. Every time mummy this, mummy that but when I remember how much I wanted him to call me mummy I smile.

Sometimes, I snap and tell him to call his dad and I tell him “ me sef get mama".





LOL...... Someone who was TTC in now almost due and cannot stop complaining about how difficult she is finding the pregnancy and blah blah..... I thin women are naturally wired to complain.... How you see am?







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 COMMENT FROM FRIDAY SPONTANEOUS POST


''Jeweluchi chocolate noir will contact Stella on Monday after her eviction. We for vote am as per bv..comments about it were seized by Stella, see that woman.. half of the things she said here she said them inside bbnaija. Madam blogger continue eating comments''





Hahahahahahahahhahahahha Please please let me correct you Jeweluchi Chocolate noir will never go on any TV show to contest for money.... I pray that she is OK, all her numbers are switched off and I am worried cos i know she was really sick . Please pray for her and stop assuming.







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JUJU IN THE MARKET

. The in house gist on juju in the market place reminded me of a woman that I used to buy spices in mile 3 market. I preferred buying spices from her because her shop was always full with so many varieties of groceries and spices.



After some time, I noticed she stopped coming to market. Her neighbor that blends food items was the one helping her to sell as she couldn’t come to market.


 One day, I was at the market and went to her shop, I was surprised to see her and after asking why she stopped coming to market, she said “Haaa, my sister, just help me thank God. I would have been dead if not for God. I came to market one morning and I saw blood splashed in front of my shop.


I didn’t want to read meaning into it so I just prayed and used water to clean the blood before opening my shop. That same day, I couldn’t walk again, they had to carry me from my shop back to my house. That’s how I stopped coming to market because I became very sick from that day. That I’m alive today is because God saved me. Different pastors told me that it’s one of my neighbors that did it because I have plenty customers.”


When she finished narrating, I was like was ehh !!! Juju in this small mile 3 market? Na wa.


Presently, I no longer see her at her shop. Her shop is open but nobody goes there to buy. I enquired from one of her neighbors why she stopped coming to market again and he said the woman became sick and was accusing people of being the cause of her illness. Her shop is now very scanty with just very few items.




OMG. she should not have gone back there to sell at all... Getting better doesnt mean you should go back, it means you should RUN!... I pray that she recovers.







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215 comments:

  1. Thank God it's Friday!
    Have a restful weekend

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    1. Una good afternoon.
      Ok, I will send you a mail Jeweluchi Stella.

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    2. Ohh ohhhh πŸ˜„πŸ˜„. We πŸ“ down for SDK.

      I pray that Jeweluchi choco is alright. God, please let her be.

      Motherhood story, such is life. Eager for something until you get it. You will see clearly from experience that it's not that gold.

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    3. My son of 2+ can't say his name fluently but reads (small) & can point at objects, I became worried, especially when I see children less than 2 expressing themselves, I had to cool my temper oooo

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  2. Divine Health Confessions!!

    I'm alive unto God! The man that could be sick is dead; this “me” is alive – the divine life of God. That makes me invincible and impregnable to sickness, disease, and infirmity. I’m alive!

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  3. I think I'm ready to date again, after a long while! so single ladies on SDK ready to settle with a big cute guy who's caring and romantic, get ready y'all! cuz Kelvin is now available!

    Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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    1. is your pocket big abi na cute or romantic them go chop?πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

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    2. kelvin leave person daughter alone until you make up your mind, na so you and Tj go watch Ola marry like play.
      To date and marriage no be by age, kelvin your comments dey off person most times.
      Learn from aboy The Oga Martho.

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    3. Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa, Kelvin shebi this is how u type your laughter?? I'm just asking.😩

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    4. Hahahahahahhaa I don't know why I'm laughing.

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    5. Mummy Clever, not so clever ikwkwakwakwkwkwakwa, so u judge by my comments, u go old o! Better get to know me and know peace πŸ˜‹

      Kidjo, u wan do ur Edo Brother like this?

      Ella, oh yes, u likey?? πŸ₯°

      Mao, pls spill and don't just laugh

      Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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    6. Did your engagement scatter? How did it happen? You cheated with a big breasted lady? I remember you coming here to tell us back then and we were all congratulating you but I actually pitied the lady in advance.

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    1. Women are wired to complain truly. My wife complains of everything. From waking up to sleeping and life in between, everything is complain. She even complains watching TV. I tire.

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    2. Good afternoon to you and everyone, that juju story is so true, that's why anytime I go to the market and come back home, I pray on every single food stuff I buy. It is important people do this because of stories like this. Ohon ohon πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. Ohon ohon

      That juju stories nawa.
      Atimes when they engaged in juju to have plenty customers and someone engages in prayers, those customers will run. "He who comes to equity must ..."

      May God help us when shopping o, because how are we sure the goods they sell are genuine and not from the other side?
      J. Choco Noir hope you are OK.

      In this hardship these people re punishing us like this. God pls pick my call, amen.

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  5. Ohon ohon.

    Good afternoon everyone.

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  6. Ohon ohon, I'm also an addict oo.... good afternoon everyone

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    1. Ohon Ohon, Stella is back with this her cookies and cream weh she no gree tell us meaning,
      Insert that Stella dog with side eyes πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      Mile 3 market gist, na wa ooo!!!!
      Good afternoon la familia

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  7. This September didn't come to play ooh. Just as we dey observe am say in land, the thing don begin run as if them dey pursue am. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I no dey even know days again abi na so last quarter of the year dey behave?. I thought today was even Saturday.

    Craving breadfruit so badly with cold 5Alive juice with better stock fish inside. JESUS!!!. I wish I know how to go about it here😭😭😭

    Those days in Enugu, precisely at Artisan market, you can get it so easily. Go home, cook and enjoy a sumptuous proteinous meal. They have a particular line once you get to the market.

    Make I just dey swallow saliva first they think of something else.

    Good Afternoon GuysπŸ’–.



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    1. "...cold 5alive with better stockfish..." I didn't know 5alive now has stockfish inside.
      Please where can I buy that one biko?

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    2. Anon Biko leave our Teejay o🀣

      He did not arrange the sentence well. It should have been "breadfruit with better stockfish inside and cold 5Alive. Abeg English is hard jare🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    3. But I understood what he wrote clearly,

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  8. Good afternoon everyone πŸ’•
    How is the day going?

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    1. Hailings #CookiesandcreamandStellaandAngelPeeandBVsandBigBootyMechanic

      Copied and modified 😎✌️

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  9. Cat Update: So far so good, we have not seen anything weird, tho we still see the stray cats, but we just don't know what to do but to keep praying... As for me, once 11 knack, I'm inside my flat! I don't want stories.... We didn't touch the guy, we instead felt pity and let him go, who has that time?
    This is not a fake tale, it happened for real! Some might say he has lost his mind, but u never can tell these days with what happens in the Society....

    Kelvin Dat Edo Boi ( Stellz Cousin)

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    1. Kelvin bwess, that man was not mentally ok

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    2. 🀣🀣🀣🀣bvs!
      We no dey forget something. Kelvin breast presser of those days. I don't think he still loves pressing big bwessesπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

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    3. Courage, ok oooooooo

      Dreza, Ikwkwakwakwkwkwakwa

      Praise, O yes, I Do hoo!

      Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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    4. Maybe he's mentally unstable, I don't believe he'll let out such info if he's truly a yahoo guy

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  10. Ohon ohon πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    I couldn't agree more about Eka, I said same thing about her the other day and that's why I love her.

    Happy weekend beautiful people πŸ’‹

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  11. TGIF lovelies πŸ€ΈπŸ€ΈπŸ€ΈπŸ€ΈπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ
    Stella,I say ohon ohon😁
    Enjoy your weekend peeps.

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  12. The friends that you think God is removing from your life, maybe na you God comot from their life sef.....
    I come in peace. Una Gud Afternoon.
    #ALiSpeaks

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    1. Either way since na God do am it is good all round.

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  13. Ohon ohon! SDK addict fi life.
    I pray Choc Noir is fineπŸ™

    Sunshine BV

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    1. Good afternoon Yard people
      IHN is here
      I pray and hope bv Jeweluchi chocolate noir is okay

      Angel Pee, well done sir .

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  14. Ohon ohon we Don addicted since

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  15. Ohon ohon 🀣🀣🀣
    Good afternoon Fam πŸ’•❣️πŸ’

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  16. Ohon Ohon! Lols
    Good afternoon fam😘

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  17. Good afternoon sdk family.
    ohon ohon

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    1. Get something to refresh your strength. Sorry.

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    2. πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—.its well with you dear. πŸ™

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    3. My dear, not just you. The thing God helps me to do to snap out of it is to remind me that I am healthy, no missing limbs, not homeless, gainfully employed, a parent to a blessed, joyful, loving, intelligent child, not in debt, not mentally lacking and I am free to go where I please (not held hostage). That is enough to assure me that God is still interested in my welfare and will answer my prayers.

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    4. Pls rest, sleep if possible. It is well

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    5. Receive God's strength πŸ€—πŸ€—

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    6. Receive strength in Jesus name.

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  19. Good afternoon my SDK FAMILY.
    Jeweluchi chocolate noir, may God protect you anywhere you are in Jesus name πŸ™

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  20. Good afternoon everyone
    Cheers to the weekend fam
    Black Slimzy

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    1. You guys are beginning to pick form. That's a good one.

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    2. Teejay what to do, that's how it supposed to be.
      Good afternoon beautiful jos shopper enjoy the the rest of your day

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  21. ohon ohon
    I am bvfiled for life😳😳😳
    Shout out to Angel Pee and KoofπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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  22. If I quarrelled with my partner and I used her level of hygiene to insult her, did I do wrong? I've been talking for ever on her hygiene to no avail. She's carrying face.

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    1. You did very well. If it touches her well she will change. Good afternoon

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    2. It depends, was the quarrel about her hygiene, or it was about something totally unrelated and you just brought it up to diminish, shame and shut her up like BBNs Sistah Sheggz?

      Now imaging if she was arguing about finance and brought up your micro penis, your wack bed skills, your lack of emotional intelligence or sub par IQ? Totally unrelated. Would that be fair?

      If you are a team, fight together. If you've done everything to help her improve her hygiene, and Aunty insists on ape like characteristics, let her go.

      An adult will learn only what they CHOOSE to learn.

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    3. Still call her aside and assure her that you meant well for her.

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    4. Omo i support you, make e pepper her wella, she should change the poor hygiene for her own good and for the entire world. Na hygiene dey put us for wahala for World today. We gat level up our game of hygiene for everyone 's safety.

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    5. The way you are going about it might be the problem. Talk to her with kindness

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  23. Good afternoon
    So Angel Pee,is a "He"
    God bless you mighty Angel Pee

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  24. Happy weekend beautiful people,I am an SDK addict.😍😍

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  25. I have been making dua for something since yesterday after fajr. And the outcome made my heart heavy with gratitude.
    From that morning, the dua was manifesting, until 4AM this morning.

    Indeed Allah provides for the One who puts their complete trust in Him.

    Never lose hope in the Mercy of Allah. His mercy is abundant, you just have to be optimistic enough to see it.
    Good morning everyone.
    Juma'at Mubarak πŸ’«πŸ•‹

    Miss H

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  26. Ohon ohon as per SDK addict. Bv chocolate Noir the Lord is your strength. No evil will befall you.
    Beware of fake news my people.

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  27. Chocolate Noir,wherever you are may the balm of gilead perfect your healing in Jesus name πŸ™

    Selling in the market or open space isn't for the faint hearted. A woman used to run a restaurant, heard she was invited to join but she refused.The day she killed ram for sell,the whole meat turned to maggots.Things dey occur yo.

    Happy new month,may our joy be full

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  28. Nah waaa oooo. this world is a wicked place. God please protect your children ooo from market place and shop wahala. We just want to make ends meet.

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  29. @motherhood, the most common word in my home is "mummy", funny enough, few hours with them in the house seems boringπŸ˜€.

    Ohon ohon
    Hello IHN!

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  30. Ohon ohon🀣🀣🀣
    Good afternoon my peopleπŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

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  31. Good afternoon everyone. Ohon we rock . Long live SDK and everyone. Noir may God hands and protection be upon you

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  32. Ohon ohon!
    God be with you @ Choc noir.
    Good afternoon y'all.
    Do enjoy the rest of the day.

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  33. Choco noir my prayers are with you

    Ohon ohon

    πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†@women wired to dey complain

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  34. Ohon ohon
    Good afternoon everyone

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  35. Ohon ohon...mostly on a silent mode.
    Some baby's are fast when it comes to speaking, my 3yr nephew is still learning, he repeats what others say a lot amd he says some things on his own, stuff like ,more milk', it's cold', lets go and play football,(he loves hot food & football)...
    He is yet to be able to engage in conversation properly. And he is tall for his age, people see him and think he could be 4 or 5 and begin to start a conversation with him, oga go just dey yarn him ownπŸ˜‚ that's how they know he is still a baby.

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  36. Ohon ohon!
    I am an SDK blog addict. We die here!

    Angel Pee, e kasan sir.

    Choc Noir, I pray that God perfects all that concerns you in all areas including your health.

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  37. Ohon ohon, the market gist I have my own experience that I almost ran mad. I mean real madness but God that knew that my hands and mind was clean delivered me. Things are happening in this life o.

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  38. Ohon ohon
    No matter how busy I'm I must squeeze out time to log in,
    My co-aprentice will be like you and this your blogπŸ₯°

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  39. Good afternoon everyone.
    Where this year is running to is what I don't know. Like play like play we are in September already before you know it boom December is here.

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  40. Good afternoon fam. Cheers to the weekend. SDK Rock. Noir may you be fine anywhere you're Amen πŸ™

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  41. Good afternoon to everybody on here.
    Nigerians travelling to Dubai,beware that there are now stringent laws in place that doesn't favour 40 below peeps.
    If you aren't on some family visa waka et al then it be nice you stay back o according to the NIDCOM boss
    #FridayFlex,#FunkyFriday

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  42. Ohon! Ohon!πŸ˜›

    Jeweluchi Chocolat Noir, I pray for you this afternoon that we shall not receive any bad news concerning you. You shall show forth on the blog and give testimony soon.
    Angel Pee, God bless you

    There was one bv that used to comment as SDK blog Addict, a male. Where is he?

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    1. Yes I remember bv SDK blog Addict. There was also SDK's first daughter.
      I remember SDK warning one who called herself Stella one thing like that πŸ€“

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  43. Good afternoon my people.
    I'm an sdk addict ohon ohon ohon.
    I need a job, I told my church members to inform me of any openings.
    I was asked to send my CV to a financial institution, I've done that, and I'm expecting that call.

    I have a mix feeling I won't be taking the job, in the course of sending the CV, I realized it's all these loan app organization. I no get strength to run and keep calling someone that refuse to pay back a loan and I hope it won't be deducted from my salary. Hmmmmmmmm abeg I'm thinking too much already joor

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  44. Ohon ohon 😜 side eyes πŸ‘€ at my crush 😏

    Good afternoon everyone πŸ€—
    May your day be blessed.πŸ₯°

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  45. Martin please help o, I am not enjoying SDK blog again. After reading I can't t get to the next page. Even when I was using palasa to access this blog it was not this stressful.

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    1. Hi,tilt your phone and press the next option,also get a good browser like chrome,phoenix ir puffin alongside so page can load properly.

      @MARTINS

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  46. Ohon ohon

    If I no be SDK blog addict, wetin I gain?
    Shout out to you Angel Pee. How is abroad today?
    Choc baby, remain safe wherever you are.

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  47. September has started with blessings πŸ™
    Blessings everyone πŸ™

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  48. Good afternoon IHN. Ohon Ohon 😎😎😘😘😁😁

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  49. Ohon phone🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  50. Ohon ohon πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  51. Wow! I just assumed Choco Noir was pregnant and staying away from commenting to enable her enjoy a non-toxic pregnancy. I believe she is well. She is a good soul of light and love, she still has a lot of love to spread. God will perfect her health and all that concerns her in Jesus name, amen.
    Ohon, ohon Stellz.

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  52. Ohon ohon..been hooked officially since university 100level
    My elder sis had a beautiful boy on Monday, we got married one week apart.
    My joy is indescribable.
    Shey I fit still shoot my shot for the give away.
    My cereal business is starting gradually, I would like to add barbecue/sharwama business every evening which is striving here in asaba.

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    1. Congratulations to your sister and good luck to you πŸ’‹

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    2. U no dey tire?

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    3. Congratulations to your family
      Hello supernova 😊

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  53. Stella, ohon ohon oo
    Chocolate Noir, I pray for God's healing hands to rest upon you. You are healed in Jesus name. We await your testimony

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  54. I pray Chocolate noir is fine wherever she is. Amen.

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  55. Ohon ohon.
    Please God let chocolate noir be safe and sound wherever she is.AMEN.
    Market jist matter is so true cos I have experienced it too, na God hand we Dey o
    Welcome IHN
    Good afternoon everyone
    Merryment

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  56. Ohon Ohon🀸
    Original addict hereπŸ˜„

    Market gist is endless. We need to be wise and prayerful. That woman should not have gone back there after recovery.
    Angel Pee wehdon o
    Choc noir may God be with you

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  57. i never knew that having a start up company in this country is so hard.

    meeting upon meeting, seminar upon seminar, workshop upon workshop. chai, this corporate life is not for me.



    *rolls eyes*

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    1. It's a win win dear. I tap in your blessings.

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  58. Eka Joy's success story is worth tapping from. She is generous and soft hearted too. Joy may God keep blessing you.
    Jeweluchi Chocolat it is well with you.
    Angel Pee God will keep blessing you and the other angels on this blog.
    Motherhood poster, we mothers are like that. Now that my kids are still young and clingy , I was complaining and I even chased them away from me when they would not allow me rest. The day SDK shared her own story of how her boys are now becoming big boys and telling her to her face that she is poke nosing, that they are no longer babies,I now allow mine to "disturb" me. Let me enjoy their clinging for now. In a few years time, I would be seeking for their attention πŸ˜₯

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  59. Choc noir, I pray you get well soonest.

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  60. Ohon Ohon!

    I am feeling very down today. I was expecting good news from a connection that could catapult my husband's career to the next level but alas, I have been disappointed. I am trying so hard not to get upset. We move...


    @ Chocolate Noir gist, is the person trying to insinuate that BBN Diana is Chocolate Noir?πŸ˜’πŸ€”

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    1. God will come through for you in ways you least expected. Pls don't be discouraged.

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  61. Good afternoon everyone
    Ohon ohon 🀣

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  62. Train wey i enter wey dem boldly wrote 'no smoking' na him POLICE OFFICER dey smoke inside. When we complained, he said our talk no make sense to am. He also was obviously drunk. May God keep us safe, amen.
    Good afternoon all.

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    1. Na wa. Your liver match your head o. You still dey enter train in this country? Abi na London you dey?

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    2. Hahahaahahahahah. Na train from Warri to Itakpe then to Abuja. Police man wey suppose dey guide us inside train dey drunk come dey smoke on top.

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  63. Ohon ohon πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‹
    Good afternoon everyone

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  64. Ohon ohon.....na we dey hereπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Good afternoon everyone. How the hustle de go?

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  65. Good afternoon everyone, how una dey?
    Phcn is really doing us strong thing in my area. Oh well,I'm tired.
    I crave better bolè with fish head with enough sauce😜.

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  66. That market gist is scary
    Angel Pee remain blessed
    Jeweluchi I wish you quick recovery if you are ill, God be with you

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  67. I was reading comments on a post somewhere, in a nutshell a lady was suffering all manner of abuse from her husband. The lady is just too timid. Her brothers arrived at their house one early morning and beat shege commot from the man's body. In great fear, the husband piss for body. They beat him for the past and flogged him into the future. Then they folded him like that roast fish they use to use stick to hold the head and the leg together and sell by the roadside.🀣🀣🀣🀣
    Kai the post sweeeeeeet my body no be lie. πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ Anyways in the comment section, people were praising the wife's brothers saying that every family needs craze people or at last 1 craze person like this.
    Me too, I was gbamming, was saying yes o. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘I was even shaking my head in pity, wondering who even get craze do this kind thing in my own family with my siblings wey just too cool.
    Then it occurred to me: Fam, na me o!! 😯
    Na me be the craze person for my family o!!! 🀣🀣🀣🀣
    Na me be that one person we be complete werey for my family wey dem fit call to do this kind work.
    All my siblings know say, if I hear mosquito land for their body, I ready to pick cutlass, so they are very careful about telling about people who offend them.
    Chai! 🀦‍♀️So na me be this????🀷‍♀️ Anyhow it's good. Make I do small tattoo, go check that page again.😁

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    1. Lol
      This comment made me laugh so hard.

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    2. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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    3. 🀣🀣🀣

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  68. Eka is a one man mopol na, only her na sqaudπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚...very stubborn girl with a never die spirit.

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    1. I remember when they used to call me that ‘one man mopol’ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Good days of violence.

      Now we are all one big happy family, holding hands and singing kumbaya

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  69. Ihn.......hailing from this side, haaaa Angel pee I'm on your wings abeg, characters dey this blog na, sometime i dodge them cos of my heart is fragile.
    Motherhood......is natural occurrence to complain both male and female,we worry toddlers to learn to walk fast,the walk they will walk alltrough their life time o.
    Market palava plenty.....God by our side.

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  70. I pray you're fine Chocolate noir.

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  71. Ohon ohon! 🀣🀣🀣🀣

    Good afternoon Stella mama and BVs.

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  72. Ohon ohonπŸ˜ƒ,no be small addiction o but is better than every other addictions because we learn alot here.

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  73. Ohon ohon
    Good afternoon people!

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  74. Tommorow is Saturday, I will go and wash our transformer it's too dirty that is why it is producing low current. Any Ibadan bv here that will accompany me?

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    1. Praise that's a very good idea, myself and maybe four other BV's will join you with better 2 by 2 stick (kpako) by the side, You Vibrate, we flog you woto-woto......

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    2. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 OH my God 🀣🀣🀣🀣 @ AmazingGrace

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    3. Praise I dey your back. Let us go. I will recruit two of my neighbours join body sef. On one condition, you will first buy each of us a plate of Skye bank Amala before we set out🀣

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  75. Jeweluchi Choc Noir. May God perfect your healing and protect you wherever you her.

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  76. *A BANKER WENT TO A YORUBA RESTAURANT IN IBADAN TO EAT:
    *Banker*: What do you have?
    *Waiter*: Amala, Ewedu, Gbegiri, Ofada Rice, White Rice, Efo Riro, Akara, Iyan, Ewa Agayin, Moi-Moi, Eba, egusi , Obe Ata...
    *Banker*: Okay... bring a plate of Ewedu and Gbegiri with Amala, put 2 ogufe, 1 shaki, 2 ponmo, 2 abodi, 1 roundabout and pack 2 Ofada Rice with beef and Obe Ata takeaway....
    *Waiter*.... How do you want the ewedu? Do you want it on top or in another plate.
    *Banker*... Put it on top and spread the Amala well well.
    *Waiter.*.... What about the takeaway?
    *Banker* ....... Same thing, pack it together in one plate.
    *Waiter* ..... Will you like pure water or bottle water?
    *Banker* ..... Bottle water.
    *Waiter* ....... Cold one or room temperature.
    *Banker*...... Chilled bottle of water.
    *Waiter*: Oga Sorry Sa, awa food don finish.
    *Banker*: (angrily) Why then did you tell me that long menu? And all the series of questions you've been asking? You've been wasting my time.
    *Waiter*: (smiling) Oga Sa, Shebi when I come to your bank ATM; after asking me for English or Yoruba, withdraw or check balance, PIN, savings or current, amount, print receipt, no receipt, your ATM go come tell me say, *Temporarily_Unable_To_Dispense_Cash*
    Shebi now you know how e take dey pain person.....πŸ˜„πŸ€£πŸ˜
    God's blessing to everyone. Cheers!!!
    Laugh away your stress of today.
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    Ohon 0hon
    Good afternoon everyoneπŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’žπŸ’™πŸ˜πŸ’–πŸ’•πŸ’œπŸ’Ÿ

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  77. Ohon ohon
    Ohon ohon
    Ohon
    Ohon
    SDK blog is addictive, you can't stay away except you are in a remote village where there is no light or internet connection.
    I remember borrowing my hubby's phone to read the blog in those days when my Android phone packed up.

    Even if you are heartbroken, like when I lost someone dear, I would still read it at least once in a day but may not be in the mood to comment.

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  78. Good day everyone.
    I'm a proud blog addict ooπŸ₯³
    Sign out so on point.

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  79. Keep pushing,keep hustling,never be discouraged,one day a change is gonna come.

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  80. Jeweluchi chocoo, they said she is in BBN house? It is possible SDK, some people don't go there for the sake of prize money, some are rich kids who just want to unwind and catch fun. I pray she is fine anywhere she may be sha

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  81. Ohon oho
    I'm always watchful whenever i go to my shop in the market.I always check to see if there's anything strange before opening my shop.
    God help us from evil people.Chocolate noir ,I hope you are okay, please reach out

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  82. Dear God,

    Abeg

    Yours Sincerely

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  83. To the Chronicles lady of yesterday. My own advice is to tell her if you genuinely consider her your friend. Whether she considers you her friend will determine your response.
    Let me give a very brief story. When I relocated to this state, I met a lovely young lady. She is a vendor selling female wares. I patronized her. Even though I could easily get the same items at a far better quality at places closer to me, I still made sure I patronized her frequently at least every month, while bonding over, gist, support, advice, etc. I just saw us as 2 young friendly single women trying to make a way in our individual businesses. So I thought.
    So anyhow, at a point a fell seriously ill.
    Very very very ill.
    One day she tried to reach out but I was so ill I couldn't even pick the phone. There was no other communication from her end. When I got better, I called and explained that I had been very ill at that time which is why had literally been incommunicado.
    She commiserated with me. Communication after that dwindled, but once in a while I would WhatsApp hello, until a time when I became very infrequent on WhatsApp. I believe if someone genuinely wants to reach you, they won't wait for a whatsapp message to grow maggots in your inbox.
    They have your number, they can call. Right?
    Anyways, about a year later I was lazily strolling WhatsApp and clicked on her status. I saw her wedding pictures. I wished her well sincerely in my mind and kept strolling. Her status is always on but I never check. Sometime this year, aunty called out of the blue after about 3 years talmabout she lost her phone abi number wantin wantin whatever. And casually mentioned she had gotten married, even had her children etc etc. I wished her well. Talmabout when am I coming to her shop. Loll.
    Maybe someday after forever dahlim.πŸ™‚

    To the Chronicles writer, if you cannot include a person in your good or bad times, to celebrate or mourn with you, the person is NOT a friend. The person is either a stranger or maybe acquaintance. A genuine person will celebrate with you, maybe feel a twinge of envy which is absolutely normal, and use you as a point of contact. If they cannot do that, wouldn't you rather know now, like I did?

    *It's a different case if the person is a blabbermouth and you dont want the person to spread the news.

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  84. I hope and pray all is well with Choc Noir. She’s never been away this long.

    Sluttychic.

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  85. I dey chop break fast.

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  86. Ohon ohon, I'm an addict of sdk blog and i dnt wish to break free from the addiction, when i dnt comment i make sure i read all the onea i missed out on.

    Pls bvs and stella what of bv castle, i hope she is ok, i have not been hearing her comment for a while now

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  87. I’m always late to ihn
    Hope ure fine choc noir

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  88. God be with Chocolate Noir wherever she is. Shei its even better she's on the show, maybe as lady Diana, at least we would be sure she's fine and doing OK instead of being uncertain.

    God please grant her permanent healing.

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  89. Ohon, ohon.

    Here always.

    My people, how una dey?

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  90. Good afternoon everyone, ohon ohon TGIF. Weekend smelling blessed already.

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  91. Rain rain go away, come again another day, Sister Kidjo wants to play😒😒
    I spread my clothes on the line before I left the house this morning and now it's raining😭😭😭😭😭 I miss Benin where they normally hold and prevent rain from falling on Fridays&Saturday, all thanks to weekend gbedu. Abuja is so boring mhen.

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    1. Ohon ohon...I am proudly an SDK blog addict..D addiction is worth it cos I learn new things almost everyday here...
      @kidjo, is Abuja really boring?.. sometimes I always think it's my area or bcos I don't go out. .

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  92. Good Afternoon beautiful people

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  93. Happy Friday house.ohon,ohon sdk fan for life..kisses to all

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  94. Ohon ohon.


    SDK blog addict for lifeπŸ’œ.
    Choc noir, I don't know you personally,but you are one of the people that light the flames of others here, with giving monetarily and also words to encouragement, all this good deeds here will amount to mercy to you where you are, you shall come back here your usual self in Jesus name, can't wait to see your comment

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  95. Good afternoon everyone. Chocolate Noir, wherever you are, may the Good Lord keep you safe. Amen. Ohon ohon

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  96. Ohon Ohon.... 😁
    If I no Ohon ohon, na wetin I gain o . Bed rest day for me. Just waking from a lil nap. TGIFπŸ’ƒ
    Pariii any Jigi jigiπŸ’ƒπŸ˜.
    Enjoy the rest of the day as I ohon ohon outta post 😊πŸ₯³

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  97. Ohon Ohon Ohon Ohon πŸ˜‚, long live Sdkites. Jewelluchi Chocolate 🍫 Noir, I wish you well and luck.

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