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Friday, September 16, 2022
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Waiting to read comments.my end here is boring.just here watching cartoon with my kids,hubby is not home.
ReplyDeleteThere was this lady that wrote a chronicle on Friday night gist one time how her kid caught Covid and she has been blaming her husband for hugging them immediately after work before changing clothes. I just want to ask una abeg. Shebi dem they catch Covid from clothes ni?. It might even be her that spread the Covid in her house and she’s busy keeping malice with her husband. I don’t know if you’ll see this madam. But please change your attitude towards your husband. You seem toxic.
DeleteYes, microorganisms are spread directly through direct contact with an infected person, fluid or fecal matter and also indirectly through what is called formites. These are inanimate objects that facilitates spread of microorganisms e.g towel, comb, underwear, clothing, footwear, table surfaces etc. COVID can be spread via formites so she may very well be correct. He went outside and may have come in contact with an infected person. Even though he washed his hands, some droplets may have attached to his clothes. He supposed to disinfect himself before hugging his young children. He was careless.
Delete#Theweekend ππ₯³π₯
ReplyDeleteWhere do broken hearts go
Can they find their way home ππππππππ☹️☹️☹️☹️
I'm in my feelings πππ
Wishing y'all a groovy jiggy weekend π₯³π
π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ broken hearts go home, they always find their way back home.
DeleteWho has the guts to break your heart? Dem no fit. Go put on your shoes and make yourself happy babe. Get groovy ππππππ❤️π€π
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DeleteParry trust me it's not easy but it will end well.. I feel so sorry about this. But don't worry you get over it the way you never imagined. I'm with you on this boo
DeleteParee is it still about Fred or something else,I'm confused o
DeleteOmo
DeletePlease be fine ππ
I can help you to get your man back pari baby
DeleteCheer up babes,you will be fineπ
DeleteAww! Paree baibay,π€π€ don’t mind Freddie. He should go jor!
DeleteThanks y'all π❤️π❤️
DeleteFreddie broke my tender heart πππ I can't eat ,pls I need cupcakes, shawarma, pizza π ice cream π¨ and sweet red wine to help me this healing period πππ
Sweetie. You will be fine. Cry if you want but keep your head high. Better things lies ahead
DeleteParis na Strong woman..no body fit break her heart. Lmao.
DeleteParis boo , please cheer up and who is that person that broke your peace of mind, make I give am woto woto with legs
DeleteParis darling, it is well.
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DeleteAwww, Sis, it's well with you. You'll be fine. ❤️
DeleteWatching Bbn
ReplyDeleteAnd reading comments
Just here trying to catch some sleep π€π΄.
ReplyDeleteJeweluchi Chocolate π«π« Noir please reach out and let's know you are fine. Candy π¬π may God continue to comfort you over the loss of your sis.π€π€π€
Yes even yeye.. ogoja. Caesar.. Persian everyone hope you're all good and staying safe
DeleteO gosh! Candy lost her sister? Please accept my condolences, be strong my dear, may God comfort you and family. I know how it feels to lose a loved one, may you receive the fortitude to bear the loss.
DeleteChoc Noir, I hope you're okay, please holla at us sis.
Good evening my people. Happy weekend.
Candy, sorry for your loss
DeleteMay God of heaven be your consolation
Good evening to y'all that keep it real on this blogsphere.
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Ayra Starr's new number "rush" is the bomb and π do have a listen.
It's not a bad idea to try some spanking new music today.
I ate beans and yam earlier on.
It was pretty okay sha but i ain't really much of a fan of beans except it has rice in it.
Not me staring at the egg roll i have here and thinking on whether to devour it not.
Maybe i go put am for fridge and leave am till tomorrow.
It's a freaky Friyay and π do have blast that lasts one for a lifetime.
We inside and not outside in Olamide's voice today.
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#FiredUpFriday,#FascinatingFriday,#FunkyFriday,#FlyFriday
No chop that eggroll o if not na serious mess get you
DeleteMine is meatpie and I've devoured itπ
DeleteLol @Jazmine
DeleteEnjoy @KrytiQ
God bless whoever discovered Missionary/spooning! Very intelligent and wise person❤️
ReplyDelete600yrs for the founder of doggyπͺ... Overhyped sontinπ
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DeleteYou badt
Please please do not dis virgin me with your comment
DeleteYou ehn π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
DeleteAmen ooo.
DeleteCEO, missionary company
DeleteTuale✌✌
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DeleteWell it depends on where your G-spot is located. If na front, Missionary is ok, if na back then doggyπis da bomb and if your nyash still come fresh join, that na double enjoyment for your partner. If you get kpako nyash, abeg just settle for missionary. Nobody will arrest you.
DeleteFidel fidel hail you o
DeleteI'm still a virgin, please don't corrupt me ooπππ
DeleteOops awshh! Babe I dey feel am, omo d person intelligent die
DeleteTime shall come when I will experience all of these tinzz,as for now,I know not what ya sayingπ€£π€£π€£
DeleteDoggy na the koko abeg, you must see stars with better poundingππ
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DeleteHead mistress go and watch "remarriage and desires" oh! Kdrama series,just 1-8 episodes
DeleteI see all of you guys are bad shildren, I still be student in learning , I no come fail exam because of spooning or wetin dey call the other styles abeg I deyπΆπΆπΆ
Delete@ABIONAH na legend you be oo, see explanation nah.
DeleteMissionary is really underrated. Doggy is for hoodlums. Very stressful something
Delete@Omeh, it's like guy wen Sabi knack and know wetin he dey do, never handle you for doggy position. If I hear say u nor go hang tongue π like imbecile. You go confess by force
DeleteFidel ooo
DeleteLol @ hoodlums
DeleteI done read IHN more than 30 times today. Wahala
ReplyDeleteToday's IHN has been addictive.
DeleteJeez!
I have clicked it up to 10 times or more now.
Sh*t happens!!
Let me rush and go read it o. I was so busy yesterday that I didn’t open the blog for a whole day. We are already in Saturday morning here.
DeleteWatch the guy metamorphes into a new id in 1 2 3 days
Deleteor weeks aheadd,he has been at it for yearssssss.
New name loading.
One thing is sure,Mrs Stella remains a good woman no matter how deep they bite her.
I said I should gist you guys that the babe I saw this morning with my neighbor sneaking her out of his room while it was raining is not the same girl I saw two days back . He took her out inside the rain without car cos he is not mobile.
ReplyDeleteYou people should know that this my neighbor just moved in two months back, I have seen him with more than 3 different faces.
You should know that I just say I should give you small gist not like I like to gossip π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£πππ
Back from work and it was hectic.
You like it jare
DeleteNo dey disguise
You funny I swear.. thanks for the update
DeleteAmebo. Leave him alone. He no ask you out. Mind ya business. Thanks
DeleteLol. You should also know that we know that you be amebo. Big one.
DeleteMaybe she came to seek advice from himπ
DeleteLol...Amebo na work?
DeleteYou should know that we like the gist that you are gisting usπ
DeleteSay the truth e dey hungry right? if not wetin concerne you for shukushuku? don't worry your turn go soon reach
DeleteThe guy is enjoying his youth, free am joorπ€£π€£
DeleteAproko neighbour with update π¬π¬π¬
DeleteIn this married life,how does one get free massage from these Adam decendants without asking for one roundπ€π€π
ReplyDeleteMy back hurts,but they don't use to give free things πΆ♀️πΆ♀️
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DeleteToday na today.
Don't blame them. Once you ask for massage, that thing in between their legs thinks it is something else you are asking for.
DeleteI think that compliment the massageπ€£π€£
Delete@Fabulous Momma just be specific when you're telling him about the massage. Most times they deviate because they Adam's descendants believe that when the daughters say A they mean to say B
Deleteπππ lucky you.
DeleteMy husband see sex like homework
Tired jare we move
It's the happy ending na Abi what's the name again
DeleteNsogbu ππππ
DeleteA whole massage? In my 3yrs of marriage, I've never had an innocent cuddle. These men are ahewosπͺ
DeleteAnyone he gives you collect nah you too dey complain, all na massage, enjoy
DeleteThis our FNPost is not for the single pringles aswear,see love gist flying everwhereπ
Deleteππππbut he has to complete the job so the backache can disappear
DeleteBuy one get one free, na follow come ππ
DeleteSign of the cross. *Sprays announcing oil on this post knowing @Fidel is here online.
DeleteAbeg collect am all na massage ππ
DeleteSee them.
DeleteGod ahbegoooh, i refuse to be moved by these jigijigi comments
DeleteJust sleep o. I no dey ask for massage again,that thing na setup abeg
DeleteHahaha, you people are cray.
DeleteI don laugh tire.
Getting ready for vigil. For where two or more are gathered in my name, there am I with them.” Matthew 18:20.
ReplyDeleteI will surely remember my SDK family in prayers.
Thank you for remembering us
DeleteAmen and thanks for remembering us in your prayers π
DeleteBeen long I attend vigil
DeletePlease pray for me
I want twins
God bless you & answer your prayers, Big Mama.
DeleteThanks dear
DeleteRemember me in your prayers, thanks.
DeleteThank you Big mama
DeleteStella & my neighbours for this yard, una good evening oo. Back from today's hustle. The weather today was favourable in the city of Lagos. Make I gist una wetin hapun today for the place wey I de go look for my daily bread. So there's this my neighbour in the shop whose husband came & disgraced. We were all seated in our shops this afternoon when my neighbour's hubby suddenly arrived & started calling his wife unprintable names to the hearing of anyone that cared to listen. What happened? According to him, madam no de gree give am something again because she de fear make another belle no go enta as them don born 6 children already. My people, no be small something today oo. Oga was so angry that he told us to advise her otherwise, he will have no choice than to send her packing and bring in someone who is ready to cooperate. We don settle quarrel taya today.
ReplyDeleteAnd for him mind that's the right way to go about it, disgracing himself too. And I'm sure he's the type that will never accept family planning.
DeleteBreeding like rat in this days with messed up economy.
Advice her to go to the hospital so that belle no go enter, then you tell her to advise the husb to do vastenomy ABI I no spell am well
DeleteThey should do family planning, na wa for some people. In this abroad wey I dey, I have one child, one more na to tie my tube next. I wanted just two children but hubby was saying four before but now he has changed his mind for two. Don’t know why but am glad.
DeleteVasectomy**
DeleteSix children in this era of buhari please advise both for more six children to be football team, them no serious
DeleteYori it's vasectomy
DeleteVasectomy
DeleteThat man no mature. Allowing his 2nd brain to control him. Shameless sombori. The woman should go to the hospital and do family planning.
My aunty did family planning even when oga said he doesn't like it. She told me all the wahala na on top woman head, and has to borrow herself sense. Today oga no dey, na she dey raise 4 kids for university.
It's a cold evening here, weather for twoπͺπͺ. I'm here for the gist.
ReplyDeleteSkin to skin..
DeleteNothing much Stella,na here i will spend it.
ReplyDeleteHome watching BBN. Was looking firward to arena game but Biggie just change friday night arena game to task just to favour chomsy who may likely go finally this sunday.
ReplyDeleteThis is so unfair to favour an evicted housemate over others. All these gimmicks just for chomsy. I pray she does not win any tasks again. Such a bitter girl.
I cant wait for sunday to come for her to realise she was truly evicted.
This sunday will be epic
My hubs gisted me dat wen he was younger his dad asked him to go n learn barbing after closing frm sch.
ReplyDeleteHe said he was nt happy abt it, wen he was taken the barber's shop, but he was interested wen his boss told his friends dat whenever he cut hair for ashawos he used to get double money. As a small boy, he was so happy dat he don hammer
Cos of dis he was eager to learn, bn a hairy boss, his boss told him to use the hair on his legs to learn
Na so so mess mess na him boss dey mess for him as he dey use him boss leg learn
He said he suffer for him boss mess no b small
June June
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DeleteChronicle of an apprentice barber
Lol
DeleteThat ur hubby boss is a terrible man, haba why would he gas knowing ur hubby is too close to him
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DeleteThis is very hilarious
Good evening house
ReplyDeleteIt's a beautiful Friday, I just came in a while ago, tired as usual, abeg make una being some juicy stories, I wan laugh, this weekend no too sweet for this side, Jeweluchi how body na? Shebi if na for olden days, I for go check who reincarnate this my last child, the person must be a female warrior with a single bone, this geh can fight for Africa... Shit mehn
ReplyDeleteQueen Amina of Zaria. Lol
DeleteHubby loves me but hes so busy,and he isn't the romantic type.he can call to check up on me every seconds if he's not home,but I need romance words of affection. Recently got reconnected with an old flame he never forgot me, his friends said he's always talking about me,I go his contact,and I now giggle while chatting everyday, I love hubby ,but I'm in love with my old flame, thank God we are miles apart,he's in Canada and I'm in the UK. Blame it on boredom since hubby refuse me working,something must keep me sane
ReplyDeleteYou just dey find excuse. Old habits die hard. I pray you become gist topic to your exs friends and it gets to your husband somehow. It will. Just give it time
DeleteYou are doing extemely well, keep it up till you invite trouble into your marriage with your own hands.
DeleteYet you will claim men are scum m αΉ£ee how you preamble that hubby is not romantic yαΊΉn yαΊΉn yαΊΉn. If he does not write sweet words...why don't you be the one to start writing sweet words and see if he won't reply?
DeleteYou women want men to do everything....men to initiate sex....give flowers....do this...do that....
Which one are you doing?
We don reach the end of rainy season for Kano. Maybe one more, and then we'd sign off for the year! Can't wait ooo. The damage the rains did this year, is unquantifiable. I honestly hope the Kano State government will do more in terms of drainages next year. We can't afford to have a repeat. And then the greedy landlords that build houses without adequate outlets as well. They are the main problems sef.
ReplyDeleteSDK Yard Pipo, Una Gud Evening. ❤️
Have an amazing weekend and stay safe.....#ALiSpeaks
Ganduje no wan repair road. All the roads don yakata. May God help us.
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DeleteI just home now
ReplyDeleteNo light
Will eat dinner, SDK and sleep
Ore body gan
Just got home now trying to get some rest...Lagos life hmnnn..π₯ very hectic
ReplyDeleteI am at home pressing phone, waiting for NEPA to restore power make boredom no finish me.
ReplyDeleteI have being busy sewing, God πto make money nor be beans ooo.
ReplyDeleteBaba God biko remember your daughter.
Just here chilling with a plate of spaghetti with plenty crayfish.
ReplyDeleteBv chocolat Noir, hope you are fine? Just say hi to us. Our prayers are with you π€.
Just going home from my driving class after driving rubbish. I’m sure if my instructor was allowed to scream at me, he would have screamed off my head today. Dunno why I’m always making mistakes at roundabouts.
ReplyDeleteNa so I wan take pass this exam ni. Eka, see you see extra money oh if you don’t sit up now.
Anyways, once I get home, na to finally go prepare my ogbono/okro soup so my people (husband and kid) go see food chop once dem come back from their Padel game.
My dear it’s not easy especially if you were not driving before in Naija. Omo in Naija I was a bad ass driver and that saying that if you can drive in Nigeria especially Lagos you can drive anywhere is true. Australia drives opposite hand from Nigeria that is right hand while Nigeria drives left hand so it was kinda difficult understanding the whole thing when I came.
DeleteI called one driving instructor to teach me the rules as there are traffic lights everywhere here and traffic offenses are pretty serious but somehow we couldn’t schedule a time but my husband believed in me and kept sending me to do things with the car alone. Now I am more confident and can drive anywhere with GPS. I will just put my baby in the car seat and off we go but I am still driving with my Nigerian driver’s license. Will try to get Australian own before March next year sha.
Listening to news. Sdking.. God grants us our heart desires Amen π.. good evening BVs
ReplyDelete.. network has been messing up since morning
Eka, I get you jare, roundabouts can be so challenging. I even had someone beeping at me last week around one. Just keep cool, remember you give way to traffic on your right and maintain an even speed.
DeleteAyettymama
SDK everyone asking of Noir. You have her numbers. Try get to her. It is well. Beautiful evening all. Finished eating porridge plantain with fried chicken.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy yaself all. We cannot come and kill ourselves
Ogbono and pupuru currently going down. Sleeping soon I'm spent
ReplyDeleteEnjoy yourself
DeleteThese antiseptic disinfectants, what exactly is their work. I have almost finished a bottle. I bought it for bathing especially because of the itching in my outer private part as a result of shaving, yet no cure.
ReplyDeleteantiseptics can't stop itching from shaving. To stop itching you have to stop shaving. You may want to consider trimming your pubic hair with scissors.
DeleteWhat do u shave with? Can u change to another method.. instead of antiseptic buy clotrimazole external vagina cream. Or try blueseal vaseline
DeleteTry ori (shea butter) after each shave.
DeleteNo light, battery is low. Na till tomorrow
ReplyDeleteToday was a hectic one. Just coming back.
ReplyDeleteToday was a hectic day.
ReplyDeleteAm extremely sad and crying. At times I wish I wasn't married to him. How could he leave me with a sick child in housing, saying he isn't coming to night all because I demanded for food
ReplyDeleteits well sis
DeleteI'm at home feeling cold and looking for somebody's daughter to do strong thing.
ReplyDeleteUna show me pepper for this blog today. Lol, I doubt we'll be seeing this comment this night.
You can't fool all the people all the time.π
Either one of the sponsors is related to Chomzy, crushing on her or dating her. Simple.
ReplyDeleteThe wayo winning is so much.
DeleteOr the Auntie she mentioned when she entered Level 3 last Sunday has connections. Cos she was scared of disappointing her.
DeleteBBN nawaooo
Thank God it's Friday πππ. Gists galore.
ReplyDeleteJust downloaded my okro and fufu..
ReplyDeleteLet me rest and press small phone before I sleep off
This gist happened within my family and I wonder if such could apply to men also.
ReplyDeleteLast month my Dad's cousin wife cheated on him with plenty evidence.
The children with the youngest being 15 pointed out his mother's regular knacking client.
The man confronted his wife but she denied so he reported to the wife's family and they consulted the gods, she was found guilty upon investigation.
Now here is the gist proper;
As part of the cleansing,she would walk round the village naked announcing her offense and the men she slept with.
But if a man cheats he won't be asked to do all these....
Yesterday I learnt she choose to leave the marriage and guess what her children or husband must not eat her meal as they risk dying.
πππ are you serious?
DeleteNa wah! Such barbaric tradition. Woman are always at the receiving end ( I don't support adultery).
Deleteπ³π³π³ custom dey oo. The woman no know their customs before she go do anyhow? Nawa oo
DeleteHuh
DeleteTo what end?
...and those gods of yours can't be consulted about why Nigeria is like this? "The gods must be crazy".
DeleteFor real? Why are women always treated in this manner? Why can't the same punishment be meted on the men? Not in any way supporting the woman's cheating habit, but the judgment passed Is not fair at all.
DeleteWhat!
DeleteWhat!
DeleteSo they didn’t die since but now they’ll die after the confession
DeleteMake I gist una
ReplyDelete2 weeks ago I had a very odd dream where a guy was telling me he misses me deeply…. Awooooo
On Sunday this week I get a message at 11:30pm which I didn’t see till the next day because I was sleeping. The message said ‘hey’
In the morning I quickly checked the whatsap dp and it is my ex from 15 years ago my people. Me I had a very busy day so I got on with my day. Later in the afternoon I had some time so I replied with please what do you want?
He rang me I didn’t pick, I replied please no calls but we can chat. Come and see begging I still said no just type what you want. Omo I don’t trust anyone what if he had juju π I was scared o because the days are evil.
Anyway he didn’t type it so I left it. Later on I now rang him after pleading the blood of Jesus ni o no time lol
Background - this ex is married o with 2 teenage kids!!!!! And in his early 40’s I’m in my early 30’s. We never had sex when we dated because I never allowed it and yes he begged infact his brother even toasted me and stole my number from his phone and was trying to steal me from him but I shut him down straight up. The brother was even asking me for sex and I told him if I didn’t sleep with your brother who I loved why will I now sleep with you. That single act resulted in both brothers not talking for years.
We started the call pleasantly with greetings then I told him abeg go straight to the point then the idiot began talking rubbish that he wants me to be his second wife I told him kolewerk and I reject it in Jesus name. He said him and his friends were talking about which girl they loved the most and the idiot remembers me and decided to call me see oloshi o. I told him straight up it can never and it will never happen not in this life or the next as in never ever. The idiot now said can we just enjoy ourselves and have sex hey God I told him I don’t sleep with married men infact I don’t keep married men as friends PERIODT so no way.
I told him we had this same conversation just 2 years ago in 2020 and I told him exactly the same answers that I won’t be having this conversation with him again and he should let this my answer sink very well into his brain.
I have decided not to entertain any calls or messages from him ever again since he wants to be unfortunate.
Note we don’t talk we are not friends infact he is blocked since but he used another number to contact me!
Nawa oh
DeleteRun
Run oh
Son of Adam looking for who to lead to hell
Destiny "disturber" block him. π«
DeleteJust because I priced one bag of rice 5k,my shadow run cross road immediately.π₯π₯. TGIF
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DeleteMy dear the shadow gaz leave u! The thing sef tire for ya pricing.
DeleteSdking/friday night posting, we die here tonight no sleep for me tonight sweet Stella na me and you tonight . "Click tongue"
ReplyDeleteEverytime my 10 year old son will be asking me how things where in the olden days o . I have told him that I wasn't around then! My fellow bvs abeg I'm just 42 and looks great to the glory of God. Abi does a 42 year old belong to the olden days?
ReplyDeleteYes na
DeleteI’m 35 and my 8 year old son does this to me haha.
DeleteYou are old from, a 10 year old pov.ππ
DeleteAyettymama
LMAO. This is the funniest thing I've read this week.
DeleteLol #40geng rules.
DeleteHome with my family watching Bbn Friday night game.
ReplyDeleteI’m so happy today o, I just received my 10k I borrowed to my neighbor since last December
DeleteHa! God remembered me today oo, I was just thinking of what me and son would eat then she came home asked me what I have, I gave her bread and butter only for her to deep her hand inside her purse and gave me my 10k.
I feel blessed!!
This is a miracle!!
Praise the lord!!!!
Merryment
I understand the feeling, lucky you.
DeleteJust came back and saw my sister cooking fresh groundnut and there are rubbers of yam in a sac. Me that cannot say no to groundnut. I was busy thanking her for coming over and cooking groundnut for me. She said Aminas mum asked her to give me. Who is Amina?. She explained. Oh God. I saw a girl around her house sometime last year pushing truck of water. That was unusual as that is only done by hausa boys around my area to park dirty or sell water for a fee. I was told the girl is selling the water to raise money for her weac. I wrote a chronicle here because of what her principal said when I went and her mum's reactions and I got wise advice to go ahead and pay the money in her mother's account and leave her with God. I was later told she wrote the exam and made her papers though they did not come back to.me because they don't know me. I did everything through my sisters husband. I never knew they still have me in mind. My sister is definitely returning the tubers of yam to them. How can she collect this from this struggling family even though she said they insisted. God bless this woman for meπ π π . I have called the woman. She don melt my soul with her words. God is indeed a good God. God please lift us to lift othersππππ. Make una join us eat fresh groundnut ππππ
ReplyDeleteGod will continue to bless you @zaram.
DeleteZaram you are heaven sent. God bless you abundantly
DeleteWow. I love this. God bless you, Zaram. God bless the family too. I love people that always try to try to pay back kindness even if it's in their own little way
DeleteThose things were given in appreciation! How can you return them?
DeleteI remember that chronicle. So it was you. God bless you abundantly nne
DeleteThank you Zaram. It is good to be good. No need to return the gift of appreciation.
DeleteOn bed and sdking
ReplyDeleteTGIF babyππππ
ReplyDeleteGist us nau
DeleteCool evening for Friday, how go they go
ReplyDelete