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Saturday, September 17, 2022

Saturday In House Gists - Most Embarrassing Moments..

 What is the most Embarrassing thing that has happened to you recently? Or a long time ago?





The Most embarrassing thing that happened to me recently? I went shopping and this old couple were walking behind me, so i turned into the next outlet cos i needed to let out fart.... I read somewhere that it is dangerous to hold it in...

Just as i was letting out the ''Mess'' these old couple, walked right into my mess and my face went red under my mask.... They didn't have any mask on and i saw their shock and their faces turned blue....It was a bad Nigerian mess!

I quickly left that part of the shopping mall but ran into them again at the exit... These old couple almost started running when they sighted me, I was shocked!

Na so the mess smell reach? hehehehehehehehehehe

Lets gist!

40 comments:

  1. Dem too plenty abeg
    Jewelu you are a clown 🤣🤣🤣

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  2. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Stella oo! That mess must be out of this world 😆.

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    1. That fart was a bomb💣🤣
      Probably the couple narrowly escaped from being suffocated to death ☠️ 😆😆
      Oh what an unlucky way to die! 😂
      Their obituary would read: The lovebirds kpai in a terrific Nigerian fart attack.🤣🤣
      Thank God they escaped. Don't blame them for running for their lives when they saw again.
      That kind death no dey hungry person abeg.😆😆😆

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  3. Omg! Nigerian mess wey strong

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  4. Mine was this morning, I came visiting to Abj and my friends are those who likes to gym, while me on the other hand am not a gym person nither do I engage in press up. I was forced to go out with them to the gym, I managed to do 5 press ups, 17 squats and when it was time to carry weight Omo my legs could not carry my body, I was screaming I want to REST while they heard MESS, they were screaming don't mess, don't mess, i dropped the weight they were all looking at me when I told them it's not mess but rest, as I want to continue lifting the weight lo and behold I gave out a resounding fart that they all heard. That was the end of my exercise,I felt the ground should open. That how I ran out of the gym....

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  5. Years ago when I was growing up, I think 13yrs of age then. Living in a public yard. As a growing big boy I was then, I started bathing in bathroom. One day after bathing I dried up with my towel and walked out from the bathroom forgetting to put on my cloth. It was when I came out inside the yard and met compound people staring at my thing, I realized I came out naked. I rushed back to the bathroom and dressed up.

    I came out after dressing up laughing but those little girls saw it all. I wouldn't have send if it was those my guys alone that saw it. Something I was covering all along. Trust children then, it was a topic of discussion among those young girls .

    Remembering it now I just laugh over it.

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  6. It was a long time. When I was JSS 2 that faithful day our mathematics teacher called me to go to the board and solve the question there and I got up and went straight to the board to solve the question but as I was about to leave my seatmate was dragging me to sit down but I didn't listen I felt it was our usual play play.
    It was when I got to the board and was solving the question I started hearing laughter from some silly boys and whisper talks. I Sha continued and one boy shouted and said Chi your uniform is stained with red and my heart just beat.
    Turned out that I was having my first menstruation and I wasn't prepared for it even though we have been taught about it. I was confused, ashamed, really embarrassed that the whole class got to see me in that state.
    I hated menstruation for a long time because of that because it embarrassed me

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    1. Something similar to this also happened to me in class when I was 14 years old. It can be so embarrassing I swear🤣🤣🤣

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  7. Happy birthday ola and EC.. may your days be long and age gracefully and massively

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  8. The most embarrassing thing that happened to me recently there is man am crushing on one day i was walking on the street and i saw him coming to my direction i thank God he will notice me today
    Omo as i greet him good afternoon na so the man replied with madam good afternoon
    If you see my face ehn i said to myself so i don turn to old mama abi na wetin na

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    1. It’s just respect

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    2. 🤭🤣😭sorry I had to laugh,it's over respect that is worrying your crush.

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    3. It's just respect (humble gesture 🙌). That's how I greet every lady that is not known to me.

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  9. Stella youarwso funny 😂🤣🤣 the mess could scatter a king and his kingdom 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Mine was mensuration that disgraced me in one plaza that I went to buy phone that year. The thing just popped out and I has to tell the shop lady I was leaving and had to buy black nightgown to tie my back before heading home.

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    1. Menstruation

      *and I have to tell* that shit can embarrass eh

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  10. LMAO... run for your life fart.my embarrassing moment is always not having confident to speak in a crowd.
    Went for a seminar recently and we're group in number for a presentation, I told my group i won't represent them and no one agreed to present too,after much pressure both from the group,crowd and the host,I came out, immediately I open my mouth I began to stammer....my leg and hand freeze too....was so embarrassed ,thats the only fear I really want to overcome now.

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    1. Eeyah...keep working on it, I'm a stammerer as well but I'm very good with presentations and I have learnt to manage it, keep learning to manage it, both Benny Hinn and Steve Harvey were born as stammerers but are excelling in professions that involve a lot of public speaking.

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    2. Thank you, will keep doing my best.

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  11. When i traveling at night and from nowhere bom, running stomach started oooh. I was wailing and begging the driver to stop so that i can do bush attack. The wicked driver refused to stop ooh what happened next is better experienced than imagined. Chai see fine gal for poto poto.

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  12. This just now now o!

    I am doing market procurement in balogun market for somebody in the abroad and never knew my leggins have bursted and given me a hooge opening at the back. A good samaritan called my attention to it and as I looked back I saw men laughing, one even told me ndo with a smile. To think I wore a tie front top on it.
    I am in a shop where I just bought a new pair of leggins at the moment. I said let me sit and relax my shame out with SDKB and the first thing I saw is this post.....

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    1. 😂😂😂😂 sorry dear...balogun market is big and no one may even remember what happened to you

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  13. It was when I travelled abroad for the first time. Before I travelled I lived in many cities in 9ja. But as I travelled I realised that I am still a typical village boy.

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  14. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 This Stella fart gist needs to go on Sunday laughs abegggggg

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  15. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 na wa

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  16. My own embarrassing moment is taking place right now ooo.a neighbor's son is having a wedding today and I was invited together with my family.we bought aso ebi but my hubby couldn't attend,he had some family meeting with his uncle.so I attended alone with my son.i sat together with some known faces in my estate...omo,come see Yoruba party with crowd...we were given soft drinks and water but the jollof was shifted away from our table even till now,those serving assumed we on this table had been served..i had to stand up fighting for food when I saw others doing same cos I bought aso ebi wearing it beautifully,I wonder why such embarrassment.now,am holding two plates of jollof,salad and chicken for I and my son.i and some of my neighbors in the estate are still laughing after our fight over jollof😂😂😂

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  17. I was in js3 then, was sent to buy something from mallam and i was on my period, nah tissue i use and the thing don wet wella,but since the mallam is just outside the gate, i risked going like that, on getting there the mallam no get wetin dem send me so i was on my way to the next mallam shop, when the wet tissue pass through my skirt amd fell off my pant. Aiye mi se guys were sitting down in front of a gate, i couldnt pick it up. I ran away o and didnt pass that route for months. Wetin them send me sef i no fit buy.

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    1. LMAO.... This one na embarrassment pro max.

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  18. Na during my NYSC days enroute lagos to enugu. The day before i fire correct amala with gbegiri and enter road next morning. Na just before ore na im my belle start to rumble...ABC transport say toilet na for piss, PISS KE WITH WETIN DEY DO ME? na so i bounce enter go poo the "watery urine"..! From window na so i begin see lepers through toilet window but thank God say dem no fit see me..bad road nko? Na so bus dey gallop over bumps and pot holes, i kukuma take hand hold wall left and right even with leg for front. Na when we enter smooth road na im i see say say no tissue..thankfully i carry bag enter, na so i use my tissue clean up, flush like 3 times, straighten face and catwalk go my seat. Journey smooth sotey we pass onitsha bridge...na im rolling stones start again for my belle.😂🤣

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  19. when I was a very young girl, I was hot and all the guys are competing to get me. I came from a reserved home and dating is a no no, along the line I started enjoying the attention, I upgraded my dressing, playing hard to get infact too much shakara, one day I went to market and stayed longer than I expected. I was on my period that day ,on coming back I decided to change my pad and urinate cos I don't want to be stained since I will enter bus. I searched for where to do it, till I found an uncompleted building a bit far from the market. I went at the back, looked around and saw no one. I pulled down my tight Jean, pee and changed my pad thinking now one saw me. Next thing heard was a loud laughter from more than five boys, all of them have toasted me and received insults from me. They said all manner of things to me.
    Well I was really embarrassed but still maintain my shakara. I couldn't sleep for days cos I don't know if they took pictures of me that day

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    1. Changing pas is normal
      Don't mind the clowns

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  20. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Stella.

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  21. Mine was on Sunday some years back after attending a friend's birthday i decided to visit my babe, just few meter to her house i felt the call of nature so i went to urinate close to a transformer and while i was urinating the transformaer sparked and there was lightening all-over the place i left my zipper open and ran away towards my babe's house, as i was entering their compound i met her younger sister smiling towards me, she came to me and whispered to my ear "bro Duke my sister is enjoying o o o o" that was when i lookedd at my zipper and lo and behold my gbola was partly outside just the head o o o 🤕 😜🤣🤕. I felt so embarrassed. since that day I've learned never to urinate very close to a pole wire let alone transformer. Brothers and sisters "The fear of a transformer is the beginning of wisdom"

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    1. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  22. I was very young at the age of 8 or so when a girl I have been bullying beat me , tore my clothes in public and even gave me sand to chop .She really got tired of my bullying ,see all children for our compound then was shouting and hailing the girl. mcheww.

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