THURSDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 Hailings!

IN HOUSE MEMO

If you are interested in being part of the September face of in house news participants, please in to photos of same outfit, different postures. please dont send photos taken in 1916....

Enjoy the rest of the day!

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LUCY WINS FACE OF IN HOUSE NEWS COMPETITION

Lucy - 88votes

Anonymous - 6 votes

Vera - 15 votes

Anonymous - 1 vote

Chomil 46 votes 

Anonymous - 1 vote

Congratulations to the 3 lovely participants. You are all winners.

Lucy send me mail tomorrow please. Thank you

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FROM WEDNESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

''So I broke up with my girlfriend today, over lunch. And then left her at the restaurant and went to another lunch date with my friend and proposed to her. I'm very happy and excited - hopefully our December date will be approved. Imo state here I come!!!''

I read this and felt very sad for the one you broke up with and noted how excited you are to marry your 'friend'.

 I wonder how she will feel when your wedding cards come out .. I know someone who made a lot of money and sent his girlfriend shopping to Dubai, bought her a car and changed her life....

The same week he told her how much he loved her was when his wedding invitation cards to someone else came out.... She called him and was hysterical on the phone and he cut immediately and blocked all her lines.... said she was too toxic to be with and he tried to give the break up a soft landing but she thought he would propose same week...

Na person wey wear shoe know where e dey pinch am.

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MARKET GIST

Stella the market gist inside Wednesday in house news does not happen only in the market place, it happens in any busy area where there are many shops and business thrives.

 I have an encounter too. 

My own place is a busy roadside but I didn't even make sales like that before one woman beside me started making trouble with me over trivial issues. This woman sells food while I sell hair, wigs, etc and also do lotto business. Like the new house poster's story, she also told me that I met her there and I would leave her there, she said she is from Abeokuta and she won't mind traveling to Abeokuta on my case.

 We are talking about roadside kiosks, containers and umbrellas here. Roadside that is not guaranteed, the government can clear everything tomorrow. I am a very prayerful person, I come there every morning and pray seriously before starting business. 

I came that morning and saw a dead lizard inside my kiosk. I prayed and cancelled every evil it might mean and threw it in the gutter. A few weeks later, my daughter fell sick. She was sick for almost two months and is just recovering. Only God knows what would have happened to her if not for prayers. Selling among other people is very tough even when you don't sell the same thing.

Nah wah!!! How are you sure it is the lady that made your daughter sick?

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PINKYS CORNER

Don't know if I'm getting mad or not cuz the way I misbehave at times dey wonder me.
Some days back, I went somewhere to see someone and I met a lady sitting all alone in a bar where I was waiting for the person. Hmmmmm.


Cuz I was bored I moved closer and asked if I can join her, then we started talking, though I had little with me,like 3k but bukata too much and I'm not ready to spend that money anyhow, so I just kukuma continue with our discussion then she asked me if I want to take something, I gladly said NO and also told her that, I only have 3k with me and it's for something important ( I no even shame at all).


She called on a pretty, sexy lady who was the waitress to come take my order, but I rejected because I don't even want to waste my money on someone who is not my wife and besides, I just wanted to make her keep company till the person will be around. She smiled and told me the bill is on her but as a responsible guy who doesn't have ojukokoro and also, I have stopped taking alcohol since a month ago(personal determination). I ordered for a bottle of water.


We discussed at length and I was able to know that she is single but not desperate though but she never asked me if I was single or married and she also told me she came to the bar to cool her head off. After like 40-50mins of discussion, the said man appeared in a green suit and a skodo hair cut style, I quickly apologized to her and told her, I have to leave but she can call me anytime then I  typed out my wife's line to her phone, she beeped the line immediately and I smiled.


When I left the bar(that's after achieving what I went for), I called my wife to tell her what I did at the place I went to and also told her I gave the girl her line. Wifey laughed and said "Eti yo abi?. then that was all.


You don't need to assume or imagine anything or pray for any bad thing to happen to my marriage because wifey knows the kind of man she got married to.

 It's just my way of catching fun because this is not the first time I am acting in that manner. I have once done such thing twice when we were dating and I have never for once gone behind her to pick numbers in order to go see them.

Only you hold yam, only you hold knife, nah you go commit, nah you go explain.

What if the lady is a kidnapper sent by her gang to catch customers? You gave your wifes number? Please stop the risky game oooooooh. This person can befriend your wife to get info and strike..... Or maybe she works for thieves.

Please be very careful you hear?

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