TUESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS...

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IN HOUSE MEMO

Good day folks...

Thanks for sending mail to wish me well my dear spontaneous blog boo.. The weather for flu is approaching and its not funny.

I am just managing to blog so please if you see a good story that i can look into anywhere on the web, please send me mail.... Thank you.

I am yet to hear from Angel Pee who is presently in Lagos but will return to the abroad this weekend...I am only following instructions so lets wait for him to get back to me... Only 10 people will be selected for the giveaway when i announce it... For now let me face other things.

Who watched the Inauguration of the new President of Kenya? Did you see the haircut his beautiful wife rocked? OMD so natural and beautiful!....abi una no dey watch TV?

Let me go and make some ginger tea...Una doh!

PS- Please send in your chronicles..

Face of in house news competition still open.

Blog awards loading soon... I will do a post to suggest categories on the weekend.

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NEW HOUSE GIST

On today's episode of new house gist,  I decided to take my girl to a salon to fix her hair for the resumption of school, on getting there,  the woman told me that she doesn't fix the kind of hairstyle I wanted and directed us to where we can do it, na for inside that compound where the woman for de cook chicken (that special chicken),  na so we siddon de wait our turn because fine fine children plenty for the woman shop...

All of a sudden,  a woman walked into her shop and told her to come outside and she should call her husband too, shuoooo!!! 

 she wasn't smiling ooo,  

So as the woman stepped outside,  I now asked her "madam hope all is well? Are we safe", she said, ''no mind them, na approko wan kill them for this compound,  the woman na our landlady,  so na gossip them wan discuss''

  haaaa!!! 

So she got up and went to call her husband  (e be like say the man lost him job and now he's a house-horseband), she didn't waste time, she now got back to what she was doing, I asked her, she said she told them that she couldn't be in the meeting because work full her hand and the landlady understood and allowed her to go,  suddenly them don start shouting and quarrelling,  wetin happen? 

Them say one of the tenants brought home 3 dogs into the compound,  big big ones ooo, and then once is 10pm,   this woman will release the dogs to de harass people for compound,  one of the tenants who is a practising sabbatarian said she saw in a vision that the dogs were brought for a purpose and the dogs must leave the compound,  na em make them call the owner of the house,  they said the owner of the dogs has been owing for 2yrs and anytime the landlady comes into the compound,  she will forget that such tenant exists in the compound.

Before you say Jack, fight don start, Nwanyi Sabbath had invited her kids because according to her, she has been tolerating a lot from Iya dog owner, the whole compound come put hand de separate this fight but Iya Oni Dog no gree stop because she sef chop belleful,  she accused the Sabbath woman of noise pollution with her church wey she put for the compound,  so the fight continued and everybody was trying to help stop the war including madam chicken seller when suddenly stray bullet come hit the chicken seller,

Madam Sabbath said that it was madam chicken seller that took dog owner to where them do the ritual for am, that it was awelle dogs, that those dogs are the children when she go born for life, that madam chicken has plenty buildings scattered all over Onitsha,  Asaba, Warri, Benin, Ghana but yet na one room she de stay like pauper because of the kind of ritual wey she do, no husband,  no child yet she's a Billionaire, infact that she sleeps on students  over-used mattress,  no radio, no television, except  for  those deep freezers in her shop, that people queues to buy things from her because of the ritual (and me too), even ontop of the bad way she maltreats her customers, yet they still come back, that it was the ritual.

Na so that one  (chicken seller) come de form cry, come waka go her shop say she no de separate the fight again, that they should kill themselves,  this Sabbath woman told the dog owner to deny what she said if she's telling a lie,  she no deny am ooo, she even accused her of putting juju inside the salon woman shop and she stepped on it and her legs got swollen, even accused the madam chicken of Killing her former sales girl and lied that it was her God that killed the girl after the girl stole her 2million naira:::

Na so the salon woman jump go outside,  come de shout say before her mom died last week, that she promised her that whoever was involved in that charm on her legs will be exposed soon and now God has exposed them, the husband come talk say him de go carry police come make everybody go explain for station,  una know say my handwriting no too fine for statement,  na so I carry my children run ooo,  hair we no fix again,  them bite madam Sabbath daughter for lip, she de bleed and she get Omomo (new baby) for hand ooo yet she come fight.

As I see gossip wey pass me, I tear race, I couldn't get the bottom gist make una no vex, but how can you bring 3 dogs to another person compound and na one room you de stay? One compound wey get dogs, church, beer-parlour and juju shrine inside one compound,  abeg make we de try pray and seek God's face before moving into any new compound.... Udo Kanma!!! Yà gazieee ooo

Na wah ooooh. You need to look for a new house as soon as your rent expires.. I hope by then yu wont be among the gossips or those hit by the gossips....In fact start looking for a house....The drama is sweet but you have kids who may be in harms way.. I am honestly scared for you.

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PINKYS CORNER

MY MOTHER IN-LAW


Hmmmmmm, it is now I believe what our elders do say;(It's better to marry a bad wife from a good family than marrying a good wife from a good family) but guess what? I married both (good wife and good family).


My mother inlaw came visiting on Thursday and is still with us but might be going back any day this week. When she called that she would be coming,I was so scared because there is not much at home due to some things I just used money for but God was so merciful and compassionate. 

I just opened the blog to read comments and post too then I saw my name as part of the recipient of 15k giveaway.(anyways, I just ran to the market when I received the money and bought food stuff.. Thanks once again Stella).


My mother inlaw has been so nice, kind-hearted and just like a mother to me. I was washing our clothes on Sunday after we came back from church because wify went to fill the gas (mother inlaw has been the one cooking for us since she came over).we just eat while my wife wash the plates then we go to our different hustling arena.


She saw me washing our clothes and just greeted me and that was all, when wify came from the gas station, mother inlaw just attacked her daughter for allowing me to wash those clothes and firing her not washing those clothes on Saturday:

 when I heard, I left what I was doing and tried telling her that, I did that just for love and she wasn't the one who told me to wash. I then asked wify to go continue with what we will eat while I went to finish up the washing.


After said and done, mother Inlaw called both of us and it was so emotional, she advised us both and also said, she is happy seeing us both play together like a kid and she prayed for us both while crying. I wondered why she was crying while praying for us, then I asked her why? she said she has always prayed for a man like a father to her daughter and God really answered her prayers and the tears was tears of joy and for this reason, we will all have a vigil and mama wants to pray for us.


I so much love my mother inlaw and you need to see the way I was handling wify's b**b's in her presence. Mama said  ''getat, spoilt boy''.

You press Brezz for your mother in law front? well done!.. May your marriage continue to give you both and all others around Joy.. There is no handbook to a happy marriage, just keep it real and try to create laughter from moments...

God bless you both and MIL

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REF - Nigeria's Senator Ifeanyi Uba Reportedly Escapes Assassination Attempt

''Sorry am late. I was d person who dropped this last 9t. Ifeanyi is bad! Simple .
If not for a slight delay and decoy me and my mine wld have been dead along with him-

Just last week he called and warned we shd b very very careful, his concern was mostly his blood relatives being kidnapped. We took caution cos he has stepped on many toes and to get him, those evil pple may target his blood relative
We talked about it knowing Anambra is not safe but y'day we had an event, he called and asked if we shd join him, Oga mini agreed but as God wld have it ,there mad convoy and careless driving and Oga wanting to meet up with that speed and reckless got me upset. E observed and called we needed to make a stop, as we entered the next village according to my calculations, maybe max 5mins those guys hit.

Ifeanyi doesn't listen. Na Mr Tiger e b, all the jazz and wickedness in him won't protect him. Someone who has eaten his own brothers money and see nothing wrong with it. He is evil. As we speak he has gone underground, my Oga is in d list of suspect because of that move we made( I suspect) but God knows we have absolutely nothing to do with it. He has stepped on so many politicians and Billionaire toe.  

Many what I know nothing of not affect my children IJN.

Read it HERE






This is really serious.. Please be careful with your family since your man is now a suspect in the attempted assassination oooooooh

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Let me drop this gist. Any one that wished his or her spouse well shouldn't engage in extra marital affair. 

Like 15 years ago, we went to a friends uncle naming, one of his side chicks known to many except the wife was also present, in fact she sat with us, she's also married but has been dating the man before getting married.

It was the man that set up her make up studio for her.

During the naming ceremony, the uncles first born came to our side and this side chick carried him and was telling him ''very soon you will be calling me mom, I'm still coming to be you peoples mother'' that statement shocked me, this side Chick was pregnant then sef o.

 10 years later the wife had cancer, the man has spent all the money he has, now very broke, I still think about that statement cos the man and the side chick are still friends till now and she tells people her husband is just passing time with her that soon the real hubby will come for her. 

I pray the wife comes out alive cos the cancer came back again.

It s not rocket science nah. She probably made that insensitive comment because the woman's husband already told her the woman has cancer.

May God provide for the kids and heal the Lady.

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