Doctor Freaks Journal - What Do Men Really Want?

What a shocking Narrative.....Some men and longer throat!

I had not heard from cousin Z in years and to my greatest surprise my mobile phone rang recently and behold it was cousin Z! 

We grew up together and shared fond memories. She sounded so excited on the phone and I could not contain my happiness as well. We both scheduled a meeting and in a matter of hours we were together again years after separation.

She was in the country and she was about to purchase a property for her and her husband so she needed a solicitor to perfect the documentations. I offered to render my services for a paltry fee and in a matter of days we were done. Please note that her brief was that I should prepare the title deeds in the names of Mr A and Mrs Z Abc and I did just that.

Work commenced immediately on the site and I think the husband visited for some weeks to supervise the project. Everything was fine until I got a call from cousin Z and she was wailing uncontrollably on the phone.

 I tried to calm her down without luck but minutes later, she called back to inform me that her husband had just got the workers on "their' site arrested and I was taken aback. Why would Mr A be doing that? Cousin opened up to me for the first time that the entire sum expended on that project came from her but she only got him involved and made it look as if it was a joint property out of sheer love.

Let me quickly add that they are blessed with X no of girls, but no boy. So what could have prompted the latest war in the home? Cousin Z just found out that Mr A had put 2 women in the family way in Nigeria simultaneously in his quest for having a 'male successor.'

Was Cousin Z heartbroken? Yes, she was and rightly so. The 'down payment' for the mortgage of the new home they just moved to in their location (outside Nigeria) was hundred per cent hers. The one in Nigeria was hers too because she's a very hardworking and ambitious lady.

Mr A on the other hand was just busy "looking" for a male successor who would inherit cousin Z's estate. It came as a shock to Mr A when upon the discovery of his escapades, cousin Z was seeking to single handedly sell the Nigerian property and it was at this point he started using the police to frustrate her efforts.

Meanwhile, at the same time, Mr A launched another war against cousin Z overseas by lodging false complaints against her with the police but you know what, karma they say, is a b.tch.

 Mr A had bugged the entire house for over a year before that period and cousin Z only became aware recently. What she did upon discovery was to remove them and the now frustrated Mr A rushed back home to physically assault her but unknown to him, there was a service provider in the house who had come to fix something. 

Mr A pushed her and she rolled down the stairs. She had refused to report any of the abuse to the police despite the fact that they both live in a county where women actually "own" the home. Interestingly, the service provider who was present at the time quickly packed his tools and ran away but he did not fail to write a report by the time he got back to his office. 

His employer alerted the police and pronto, the police were at their doorstep. The police got him arrested. He was restrained from coming near the home and I wish to announce that the divorce proceedings has just been concluded. He lost the home- a five-bedroom terraced house in a choice area. He lost custody of the children who are all below 18 and he now lives in a one-bedroom apartment. Back to square one. Cousin Z called me few days back and she sounded so happy.

Life. What do men really want?