Kpoi Kpoi Kpoi!!!
Kpoi! Kpoi! Una doh o!
Stellascopicdollarscopic...how de terrain?! I hail o!
Nna ehn...
Nothing sweet pass make person get in law wey like person pass their own pikin sef!
We dey go do community service for church. Na inside bus we begin gist after we don sing and dance well well.
Sister Deborah nor joinus, i ask her sister Josephine, she say her sister dey enjoy omugwo fhingz!
I say when she born?! She say na last month! I say nor be Aba you say she been dey that time.
She begin laugh say, Mba o, na Debby say make she nor tell anybody for church! *sideeyes!*
If una see this person wah dey talk, her belle nor dey ever show say she get belle.
She fit just say she dey come now, now, you go jor hear weehn weeehn! *pikin don land!*
She come get MIL wey set like dem Kardashian Mama, she nor dey age at all!
The MIL nor dey like make wife drop body on top say she don marry or born o!
The MIL body fit pass anything! Small small gehs nor get anything for her FIL side so!
Na Sister Debby ,first naming ceremony wey all of us attend.
From where me i sit, i don dey notice one lady wey carry like four people front and back!
Wey dey use hand push Sister Debby Orbii for head! Like small small.children play! Hian
This her Orbii wey nor dey follow person smile!
Even his wife sef nor dey follow am do anyhow for public! Na im this lady just dey use hand malandu anyhow!
E nor too teh wey Sister Debo come out, dey greet everybody.
I notice as that lady quick comot hand for the Orbii elbow. She begin press phone, do like say she nor rate the wife.
Sister Debby come sidon with we, the sisters of light! Nor be the agent of darkness wey sidon for that side! Dey rub rub person Orbii for head!
We gist gist Na im i ask her if she sabi the lady?
She say na her Orbii assistant Team lead be that for office! *you say?!*
I say ngwa, better hol your territory before this one go assist and lead him inside temptation!
I never even talk finish wey she say her MIL come drag her from inside room, say make she come use her own eyes see her competition!
Gbam!
Stellascopicdollarscopic...how de terrain?! I hail o!
Nna ehn...
Nothing sweet pass make person get in law wey like person pass their own pikin sef!
We dey go do community service for church. Na inside bus we begin gist after we don sing and dance well well.
Sister Deborah nor joinus, i ask her sister Josephine, she say her sister dey enjoy omugwo fhingz!
I say when she born?! She say na last month! I say nor be Aba you say she been dey that time.
She begin laugh say, Mba o, na Debby say make she nor tell anybody for church! *sideeyes!*
If una see this person wah dey talk, her belle nor dey ever show say she get belle.
She fit just say she dey come now, now, you go jor hear weehn weeehn! *pikin don land!*
She come get MIL wey set like dem Kardashian Mama, she nor dey age at all!
The MIL nor dey like make wife drop body on top say she don marry or born o!
The MIL body fit pass anything! Small small gehs nor get anything for her FIL side so!
Na Sister Debby ,first naming ceremony wey all of us attend.
From where me i sit, i don dey notice one lady wey carry like four people front and back!
Wey dey use hand push Sister Debby Orbii for head! Like small small.children play! Hian
This her Orbii wey nor dey follow person smile!
Even his wife sef nor dey follow am do anyhow for public! Na im this lady just dey use hand malandu anyhow!
E nor too teh wey Sister Debo come out, dey greet everybody.
I notice as that lady quick comot hand for the Orbii elbow. She begin press phone, do like say she nor rate the wife.
Sister Debby come sidon with we, the sisters of light! Nor be the agent of darkness wey sidon for that side! Dey rub rub person Orbii for head!
We gist gist Na im i ask her if she sabi the lady?
She say na her Orbii assistant Team lead be that for office! *you say?!*
I say ngwa, better hol your territory before this one go assist and lead him inside temptation!
I never even talk finish wey she say her MIL come drag her from inside room, say make she come use her own eyes see her competition!
Gbam!
I love ur column but the pidgin pass me.
ReplyDeleteComma finish it
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ReplyDelete🤣🤣🤣 I no mind this kind mother inlaw for myself o.
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