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Wednesday, April 05, 2023

WEDNESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 Hailings....




IN HOUSE MEMO

Hello People..
Thanks for all the messages concerning my loss...... I cannot reply all but i am deeply humbled by the show of togetherness.... Una well done!

The ten people for the fasting giveaway have been picked and i will send the money today .....

Have an amazing day and stay Blessed!



 

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NEW COLUMN ALERT
CHRONICLE OF A MARRIED MAN

Before marriage, one of the things intending couples should discuss is relatives visit to their homes. Who among them can visit? how long can they stay and under what condition? etc. From the stories we hear, this issue causes rancour in marriages and should be taken seriously.

Well, we didn't discuss this unfortunately, but we found a way around it.
What we do is that anytime anyone wants to visit, we discuss it. If we are not financially balanced, we tactically stop the person from coming, including our parents and siblings. If the visit is unnecessary, we dodge it too.

If we are good to host a visitor, we plan ahead on what we would cook during the person's visit and stock the house. No special meals that would stretch our pockets, just our normal meals. The only exception is if the person is on a special diet like one of our parents who is diabetic.
I did eye service concerning feeding when we had our first child, as per an excited first time dad and capable in-law. Lol. It affected me financially and I couldn't settle my mum in-law properly when she was leaving.

The most important part of this discussion is the duration of the visit. If it is just to come and greet us and you are a relative, you don't exceed two weeks, the only exception is if the person is sick and needs to be treated and also needs enough rest before leaving.

For friends coming to greet, it was one week max. We will stylishly send you away after that.
These days of economic meltdown on our side, we have suspended all incoming and outgoing visits, country is hard.
I'm lucky my wife cooperates, she even gives me tips.


This column debuts here and henceforth will be on a specific day once a week from next week AS A STAND ALONE POST...... The writer will try to engage you with Interestingly different conversations and you in turn will also encourage by commenting and making the post active...
Thank you all....

I dont like people staying in my house, I dont like my privacy to be invaded at all....I have an apartment i use as my office and thats where my family from Nigeria stay when they visit, I stock it with food and thats it. If friends come, i put them in hotels and we hang out.......



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PINKYS CORNER

Trust No One
pardon me in advance because it's gonna be a long read
There is this old woman who is my regular customer, and at times she can call my line and ask me to bring her cash and also come along with my POS machine. She has two children, both married(one dey London the other dey Eko ile). She also has one young guy around her house which she took as omo adugbo(say Tolu). You know all these old people who loves to have anyone at their beck and call whenever they need help and this woman trusted this guy so much.

I think this guy has been tampering with Mama's account and withdrawing money for his personal use but because mama is ok and not only that, she can't start stressing herself to bank, so, each time a particular amount is deducted from her account, she will just call Tolu to tell him and explain, Tolu will always, mummy, ma ba yin mail awon bank ye (meaning, I will mail the banks for you and they will rectify it) unknowing to mama that Tolu was the one using her details to purchase things online because he knows her children do send in money and whenever they send, mama will call him to come help her confirm the money sent, so he has all info.

On Friday, mama called me and asked me to see her and bring her 10k which I told her if she can hold on till 12pm and she said no problem. Exactly 12pm I left my stand because that's the actual time I leave to go home and eat or shower at times whenever I feel heat and during 12-2pm, sales dey always dry. I got to her place and gave her the cash and she asked me to use her ATM but there was an insufficient balance, mama was surprised and said, she should still have over 100k in the account then I decided to check her balance for her but my people, mama only has #1800 in her account. I asked her how she got to know her account balance and she explained to me that her son sent her 50k some days back and she has 50k in the account even after about 20k was missing in her account which tolu has mailed them.

I smiled and and asked if she can speak to any bank staff if I help her call because she uses Access bank and she said "ose omo mi" I logged into my bank app and picked my account officer's line, I called severally before she picked up then I explained myself and told her I'm calling on behalf of my customer and she is an old woman(after telling her everything mama told me and I also lied to her that mama is hungry now but no money in her account) After everything shaa, I gave the phone to mama, she asked her several questions and she was satisfied then she asked mama to give me the phone(Note: my account officer has been someone have been talking to not once not twice so we talk most times when I have issues with transactions).

She explained to me and gave me date when mama received the last 50k from the said son bearing the same surname and also said that, a lot of transactions has gone in her account. I was pestering her but she refused to give me details then mama asked me to give her the phone and I had to put the call on speaker.

 She said her account was used to make purchases on different online sales services but she cant compromise the bank ethics. if we need any further info, we should visit their nearest branch then we ended the call. I bluntly told mama that, the guy is the one who is doing those things but mama no believe then she called him , when the guy came, she asked the guy to show me the mail he said he sent to banks for complains, baba was stammering and later said his phone was blablabla, you know how criminal change words.

I asked him to give me his phone and said it to his face, that he is the one tampering with Mama's account but he shouted and began to make noise, his noise caught the attention of Mama's neighbor(tenant) and he came in, immediately I told the man to come in and lock the door, I moved closer to him and the neighbor asked me what happened, I explained briefly, infact, mama has began to curse the guy in tears(this guy shouldn't be more than 21-23).

 Then the neighbor asked him to obey me if he has nothing hidden and he said "if I don't find anything, egbon, this case no go settle oo", I laugh ehn because he doesn't know my instinct is always right. He gave me his phone and I asked him to unlock all apps, that was when he began to shake, I checked all received messages, oh my God, a lot of messages from Ali express then I clicked on the AliExpress app on his phone, my people, you know when you are a regular customer to online sales app, your frequently used card details will be stored except from the 3digit at the back. I asked mama to give me back her ATM card to check and compare from the few digit shown on AliExpress, it was the same, immediately he noticed we have caught him, he knelt down and began to beg mama, I asked him how does he generate OTP then he said each time he wants to purchase anything online he comes to mama house because mama is always giving him her phone, so once the OTP is sent, he will make use of it and delete immediately.

My people, hmm, mama called her daughter and explained everything right there and she asked if I can help arrest him but I said no, for reason best known to me, that I just wanted to make mama understand that, someone she trusted is the one tampering with her account. I gave mama the money I brought and the daughter transferred with charges to me late night on Saturday but on my way back from church on Sunday, I went to Mama's place to know what she later did and she said the guy's mother promised to pay back the money before middle of April and pleaded that she shouldn't inform the police.

 I advised her to look for a way to go to the bank and request for another ATM but she said no that whenever her children want to send money, they will send to me and I will help her bring cash.
Trust no one with your bank details let alone your ATM card, people are not what you think they are. Some people are looking for an opportunity to rip you off your sweat. Stop having an automatic log in for any of your bank app or transaction, it's bad, what if you misplaced your phone? stop accepting automatic "Account log in" whenever it pops up, it's not safe at all.
Lastly, make sure your bank alert sim is not always in the same phone you have your bank app, your eyes go clear if you no see your phone on Friday night and Saturday, Sunday kan be weekend, this is an era where it's so difficult blocking your bank transactions because of network issues facing the banking industries now.



The old woman is so lucky that the guy did not kill her cos of the money.... The new arrangement is good, nah you gai inside...



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WICKED JOKE

A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said, "I want to be gorgeous." God snapped his fingers and it happened. The second person said the same thing and God did the same thing. This went on and on throughout the group. God noticed the last man in line was laughing hysterically. By the time God got to the last ten people, the last man was laughing and rolling on the ground. When the man's turn came, he laughed and said, "I wish they were all ugly again.”






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124 comments:

  1. In my opinion, the MOST INTELLIGENT SERIES ever made, is PRISON BREAK...♥️
    And the FUNNIEST SERIES ever made, is FRIENDS! ✌️
    Una Gud Afternoon..#ALiSpeaks

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    1. As a GOT lover, I strongly disagree. But okay🤷
      Power over Prison break sef🥱

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    2. Power for me

      Are they still showing Empire or they ended it.Lost interest.

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    3. Desperate Housewives for me.

      I didn't enjoy 'power'.
      GOT was really good.

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    4. 😁😁Fidel,you can’t compare GOT to Prison Break.

      Prison break uses your intellect from season 1,Michael Scofield?
      That movie was such a motivation.

      You can’t even compare “POWER” to GOT..
      A disrespect to Tommy and Ghost😂😂
      @MARTINS

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    5. Most Intelligent Hmmmm for me na YOU oh...There is something about the main character and his lust for blood..

      Funniest series hmmm let me see...I choose two and half men

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    6. See Martins when I been say I wan see for BEP o. I take back my seeing
      Na fight go end am😭😭
      Local rotten prison break. After season 1, the rest was wack.

      Don't ever disrespect GOT like this! I'm warning you now o

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    7. Funniest series is ''Two and a half men'' for me.

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    8. @Fidel, as in ehn! Who can beat the intelligence of Tyrion and Lord Tywin Lannister? Those people were pure deviousness. Let's not even talk about Littlefinger.

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    9. Lol Game of Thrones is the best

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    10. Who's Watch power book ii season 3. I'm loving Cane especially "I f*cking own you 😂😂😂.

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    11. Fidel you won’t take back the seeing cos we must surely fight😂😂..

      Ahh!!Even as you said it eehh;the thing pain me “inside inside my heart”😁

      Blood in Ma eyes😂😂

      @MARTINS

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    12. Very intelligent series Ali. I love prison break, 24, Blacklist.

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    13. Intelligent series for me is "24 " Jack Bauer

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    14. Prison break was ok, but then it became unnecessarily long (even 24). Friends is still my best sitcom.

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    15. Ali B, have you watch Power?
      My guy you need to watch it.

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    16. GOT is the best thing after nothing. Like how do u even start d comparison? All GOT lovers pls gather here for a selfie 🤳

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    17. 😭😭😭
      They have added 24. I dey go abeg🚶🚶🚶
      24?? That one with 500 seasons??
      1. GOT
      2. Power(including the book series)
      3. Desperate housewives

      Others include
      4. This is us.
      5 The originals
      6. One tree hill

      Others include
      7. Breaking bad
      8. 24
      9. Prison Break🙄
      10. Sense8
      I don't want to add House of the dragon
      Oya attack me🥱

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    18. Anon 14:46,
      Cane did Lorenzo dirty... Lol
      But I hate the way he is controlling him.

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    19. What just thinking about watching it again for the umpteenth time, prison break is just in the class of it's own.

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    20. @Chike Teflon, why will Lorenzo send Cane on the Job when he set the whole thing up in the first place 😂😂😂. Now cane is sending him on errand. I pity Brandon and Effie when Tariq gets that Lauren is alive 🤦🤦🤦. Brayden is still scared of taking a gunshot. Man was hyperventilating 🌝🌝😹😹

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    21. Anon16:00,
      Lorenzo didn't know know Cane will go that far looking for Zeke's killer.
      Tariq will go berserk when he finds out but won't kill Brayden and Effie, but they owe him for that and he will control them like Cane is controlling Lorenzo.

      I'm more concerned about Tariq that Brayden has indirectly turned to his hired assassin.
      Brayden wants to be a gangsta but don't want to do what gangstas do.

      As for Lorenzo, he is a died man once Monet know he killed Zeke.

      As for Noma and her cartel, the Tejadas and Tariq will take them out once their own too much.

      I like Effie and Riq together. They remind me of Tasha and Ghost.

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    22. Ha 😹😹. Lorenzo is a dead man walking. I just can't imagine what monet will do to him.

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    23. Wait, power book 2, season 3 is out? Let me go check

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    24. 14:46, I am! Cane cracks me up! I wonder what Tariq will do to Weston and Effie when he realizes they betrayed him

      I can't believe anyone can compare a whole GOT to Power. Like, are you ok????

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    25. 17:38, it's best he confesses now

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  2. Welcome IHN 💜
    Greetings everyone
    The sun didn't come to play today
    God bless your kind heart Stella Ma'am

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  3. So I've not been able to access the blog because I'm currently using glo for browsing. That's how I remembered what Martin's said we should download and did so. Changed my location to
    Austriale,
    Austre,
    Australaria,
    Austra something sha and now I can access the blog and comment💃💃.
    You guys say hello to your new Australarian bv😁

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    1. Hello Australaria bv 😂

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    2. Same here..I've not had access to the blog for almost a week cos I usually browse with my glo sim. I'm only able to access it now cos I'm using my mtn sim cos someone transferred data to it.
      I really don't know when most of these network providers will have better network. The best here is airtel but those people can wreck me if I continue with them.

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    3. Congrats

      Please, do we have bvs that stay in Scotland? How is that place? Can someone on full time get job to sponsor his/her education?

      My sis gained admission and people are saying the place is too cold. She's beginning to fear.

      Stella post

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  4. Good afternoon Fam.
    Blessed day ahead 😘

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  5. You guys, i ate the most satisfying, delicious, rewarding & fulfilling rice, beans with Aku stew today. Chineke!!!
    Heyyyy God! Chaiiiiiiiiii. I'm speechless.

    The meat nko? Oh gibigibigibi🙆

    But lemme ask, is Aku stew (Palm kernel stew) the same with Banga stew? I'm confused.

    Good day everyone.

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    1. Sandra the foodie 😂😂😂

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    2. Sandra, its movies you normally gist about. Stick to it naa. Don't add food abeg 😭😭
      Now if I don't cook this food, my body will not come down🤦

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    3. Hi Sandra
      That Sunday stew you make putting onions in oil that's been on fire for sometime and the noise of shiiiiiiiiii with smoke enveloping the kitchen is it for me 😀

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    4. Huh how come we ate the same thing today....Wow this vibe strong oh...I love ofe akwu a lot. I prefer egusi with rice than stew...I get bored easily

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    5. Do you mean ofe akwu?

      Ofe akwu is undefeated especially when decorated with enough orishirishi, I just can't say no😋😫

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    6. How do you enjoy rice with Aku/Banga stew? It won't just work.

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    7. 😆😆😂
      You like food oo

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    8. Sandra, the two are prepared with different ingredients, so the are not the same.
      Mana ofe akwu bu ndu, maka Chi!

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    9. Chike nwanna, chaiii. That's ehe, the thing na toh. Chineke! Everything was just in the right quantity and right quality hitting the right places.

      Fresh fruits ya head dey there, you gerrit.

      Phoenix did you feel what I felt?😱

      Cynthia & Baltika just try it.

      Blacky & Anno, you guys won't understand!

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    10. Fidel's comment cracking me up, the sisi is enjoying herself , she demands good food, you have to feed her

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  6. Good afternoon beautiful people 💋

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  7. Yeah!some people will never change.

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  8. Afternoon Hailings BVs
    Hope y'all are having a blessed day
    The heat here I madd!!!!
    No rain since last month 😔

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  9. Engaging in sexual immorality as an excuse to know if you're sexually compatible with someone is a lie. Stop engaging in sexual immorality

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    1. Akuko!
      Single people, please don't listen to this anon. As a lady taste oo, no go marry man with erectile disfunction or as a man taste too, no go marry a lady na adi agba mmiri, okwa igocha lubricant ahu Acha gi Acha.

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    2. 😄 Chike you're funny.

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    3. Chike

      Try to remember that chronicle about a man who secretly took drugs to pretend sexual vigour and after marriage stopped. That was the end of the news in all languages. There are ways to check and questions to ask. Non of us get sense get pass GOD, self control is the best and what we should aspire to

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    4. At anon 19:14, please the link to that chronicle. Any idea on how to find it.

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  10. Beautiful Wednesday...Ma shaa Allah.

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  11. Fatherhood poster,this topic is so important during courtship. Couples needs to have the discussion and keep to it,nobody living with newlyweds until babies starts coming and omugwo is inevitable.

    Pinky,God used you for mama
    That boy would have keep on using old mama money to drip.

    Taaooma has been cracking me up with her stress relief ilorin alfas skits during this Ramadan. Babe is so talented.

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    1. I tell you, that girl is talented. Her Ilorin alfa skits remind me about growing up in Isolo.

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  12. It's my 12yrs old son who is last born asking me for a younger sibling.
    Nna, I have hang boot.😜🙏

    This boy does not understand what the country is like economically. Na baby be his own problem.

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    1. Lol small thing that this innocent child is asking, you're doing wicked🥱
      Why mummy? Why???😪

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    2. It's a set up, I'm glad you're not falling for it.

      I was same age when I and my sister were cry for another baby.
      LSS, I wish we never did😒😳

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    3. 🤣🤣🤣🤣these children think one can just have baby with the snap of our fingers.

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    4. Everybody get wetin dey worry them,that's his own and it's very valid...do and answer him 😁😁

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    5. He is asking you for a little favour and your are dodging it🤣😂

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    6. Fidel is looking for new members for her WhatsApp group

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    7. Not me with Labour room again. I dodge it and await grandmother duties. 🙏😄

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  13. That young man is wicked sha. He didn't even consider Mama's age. Na wah o.

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  14. I also say this all the time. I can’t have a relative or friend live with my family and I for extended period of time. I just can’t. Whether you are from my side of the family or from my husband’s side, pls look for alternative accommodation pls. I don’t want issues in my home. There’s no way I’m compromising this peace in my home for any reason at all. If u like, be a good person sef, that one na for ur pocket.

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    1. Eka Joy....I hate to say this...but I love you...u r right!!!

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    2. Why dyu hate to say it tho?

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  15. I feel somehow, so my friend promised to send me money two weeks again for my registration after asking me for my bank details and specified when she will send the money till date, she's hasn't sent. Should I remind her or forget it?

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    1. If it's me, I'll rest o. I don't like to be embarrassed. If it's now twice, I go enter depression
      But it could be that the money she was expecting hasn't entered yet. So... If your mind is telling you to remind her, ehen.

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    2. You said she's your friend so I see nothing wrong in reminding her.
      It might also be that she doesn't have at the moment.

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    3. You can remind her once. She may have just forgotten.

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    4. Send a gentle reminder

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  16. Good Afternoon Beautiful People! Happy Easter in Advance! Iam loving the new chronicle already👍

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  18. Stella you're still doing giveaway when it's we who are supposed to pay homage to you at this your moment of loss.

    This is the time for us to show you that we really love and care. Though I'm still struggling but I don't mind giving my widows mite if you don't mind.

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  19. Good afternoon Jewelu and Bvs.

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  20. Good afternoon everyone

    Pinky thank you for helping mama out. God bless you. Amen

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  21. Is there any fashion designer here that knows about Two Lion manual sewing machine?
    Someone wants to declutter and I want to buy it.

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  22. When love finally find me, i will make sure that we discuss all the necessary things, especially visiting. I do not like people visiting me at will without giving me proper notice. Some relatives will visit unannounced and will not want to leave. People should learn how to give married people space.

    My sil will always want me to come and visit them, she keep complaining i don't like to come and see them or spend a weekend. Me i don't like to disturb people will frequently visit. Most times i will just tell her work is keeping me busy just to end the talk. If you must visit married people do not over stay your welcome please.

    Pinky that woman should be thanking God always. People do alot of evil things just to make money sharp sharp.

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  23. Sorry for your loss Stella. God consol u and ur family. It is well

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  24. Please who knows how much beans costs now? I mean mud abi how do they sell it sef?
    And rice.
    I plan to go to the market myself tomorrow.

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    1. Pinky why are you crying again?

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    2. God abeg o, pinky hope no yawa?

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    3. Something else don occur for him area

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  26. Good afternoon lovely people
    God bless you as you hustle this season

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  27. Good afternoon Stella and bvs, Stella sorry for the death of your father, it's so painful to lose a love one, take heart my dear

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  28. This married man chronicle better be sweet o.
    I really miss the first chronicles of a married man

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  29. Things are getting expensive everyday you will have to get to the market to know d price of the day

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  30. Stella I am sorry for your loss 🤗🤗

    It is well Stella Jewelchi

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  31. Married man chronicle is a welcome idea. I know it will be interesting from this first one that I saw.
    I also do not like people overstaying in my house. I would start feeling uncomfortable cos, usually I have to hold back a lot of things in order for the visitor not to " see me finish", so overstaying will be a burden to me as I would love to go back to my normal self in my house..
    Times are hard now, we don't want visitors too for now.

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  32. Stella sorry for your loss.
    I lost my in law too.
    My sister's husband. In fact eh.

    God knows best

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  33. Onichabor Christopher5 April 2023 at 18:13

    Good day fam, how is your day going, pls enjoy your rest of the day

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  34. Hi everyone
    Stella how are you today?
    I have lived with an aunt before so if I have the opportunity to accommodate a stranded relative, I will.
    If the person starts giving me headache , then he or she leaves.

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  35. So sorry about your Father Stella. He is resting. May his soul rest in peace.

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  36. My husband's cousin asked if she could visit us, I told her she could come for 2 weeks. She ended up staying for 21 weeks. Then she selected meals, she claimed she didn't eat yam sweet potatoes, beans and liquid milk. Never again!

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  37. My husband's cousin asked if she could visit us, I told her she could come for 2 weeks. She ended up staying for 21 weeks. Then she selected meals, she claimed she didn't eat yam sweet potatoes, beans and liquid milk. Never again!

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