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Saturday, June 03, 2023

Saturday In House Gists - Insults That Sound Like Compliments....

There are some insults that sound like compliments until you listen or read well again....
You just had a baby and someone tells you '' The baby looks like his Dad, hes so cute'' ..LOL (I heard that a lot when i had my blue eyed son)


What other insults that sound like compliments can you recollect?
Lets gist!

48 comments:

  1. "Sweet 16 wey don reach 40years. U just dey look young and young everyday
    Na dis stature dey deceive u wey u no wan born folow dat pikin wey u born"
    As if say na my fault not to get belle born another pikin
    This is vexing aswear

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  2. I love older ladies. They age like wine.

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  3. 1. "Ahn ahn you are looking fine today."

    2. "As soon as I saw that shirt I knew it was you."

    3 "Everywhere is just quiet, are you sure are ok?"

    4 "This one that you are looking quiet, are you sure you are ok?"(Remix of number 3, same insult)

    5 "This one that you called today, hope no problem?"

    6 "The day you enter office without makeup. ("You are looking sick, are you sick?" "You are looking different today, hope no problem."

    7 Family meeting starts without you.๐Ÿ‘€

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  4. Back in March, I made cornrows with beads so I can rock the hair for a week or two without wig. My cousin called on video call and saw my hair. She said "ah Amaka your hair is fine o". I said "thank you". She replied- hope you didn't pay for it sha..?

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    1. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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    2. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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    3. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ this one enter abeg ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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    4. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    5. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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    6. Savage ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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    7. That your cousin is a clown ๐Ÿคก

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    8. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃsorry Amaka Nne

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    9. This one loud oooo๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  5. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  6. Lizzy, this your shirt is very fine. The original go dey expensive sha...

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    1. Hahaha, walahi I no see your own before I dropped similar one๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ. Very insulting,shey my own na fake ni?

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    2. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

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  7. Hubby says I walk like Chioma Chukwuka, I was so happy that I walk like a celeb but one day I asked him how does Chioma Chukwuka walk, only for this man to say we both walk like ducks

    Fan Emmanuel

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    1. Chai!!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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    2. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
      Your husband funny o

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    3. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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    4. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  8. This one wen you fine like this today,I no even recognise say na you..

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  9. I went to my former place of work during the cash scarcity
    Boss: Look at you,looking so fine after resignation, you are fresh mehn
    Me: Thank you Sir☺
    Boss: So you resign so that you can focus on eating your husband's money without doing anything,I heard stay at home wife is the reigning thing,I am disappointed.
    Me:๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    Anytime I post a video or photo of myself

    Watsapp people: You look so fresh and chubby,seems the job was stressing you.
    Me:Yes oh,I also do skincare consultation, I can help you glow too.
    Watsapp People: I hope this glow is due to pregnancy?after all it's been months you left your stressful job or is something wrong with your body?
    Me: Blocked!!No need to respond

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    1. They need to remain permanently blocked my dear, senseless people.

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    2. You can just imagine the nonsense. God knows I would have heaped serious insults on the idiot before blocking.

      Sluttychic.

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    3. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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    4. E.C this is not funny
      Good you blocked them

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    5. They should Stay blocked!!!!

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  10. You and your husband are just flexing and enjoying each other, una never want born.
    I jjust smiled and kept quiet...... me that was seriuosly TTC.

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  11. This your dressing today na dieeeeeee abi you get date ? ๐Ÿ™„

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  12. Wa ka there! na only who get date dey dress fine ? mtsheeeeeeeeeeeeew

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    1. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜‚ wahala wahala. No mind them dear.

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  13. Happy new year
    I hope say you go call us to come eat rice this year.

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  14. See as you fine today๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
    Me: so e get day i no dey fine.

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  15. Happy new year fine babe . Hope you will call us for asoebi this year.

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  16. See as u tall, I still the reason am

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  17. You don dey fair o, your color don dey commot

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  18. You are a lady of easy virtue

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  19. This bag you are carrying is so nice, but I have the original.

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  20. I beg to differ! I tell people their children look like the fathers to make them feel better as Africans are always questioning paternity and saying a baby is cute isn’t insulting the mum! It’s just complimenting the child

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