TUESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 Happiest Hailings....

IN HOUSE MEMO

Wetin?

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FROM MONDAY BOREDOM ELIMINATING POST

''I been here say Rivers babes dem Sabi doke. So the excitement wey I get when I meet my ex. I nor wait to collect lectures finish say dem get loose nuts for head. We Dey doke wella oo. Infact I fell head over hills. But when the 1st gbege happen, na front of my papa dis bastard open slap gimme. Unto anger issues. 

She then went outside while my dad was confused and scolding/crying for me at the same time. ( I was a bachelor then) before you know it, she came back and said she is sorry, (crying) and that she is honey and wants to doke me now. My dad was over angry and told her that before he opens his eyes, she should leave my house.

 The bastard no shake o. She just call me (by my middle name) and say make I tell my papa to leave, or whether make we go inside bathroom go do sharp sharp. Omo na so I push d babe outside, lock door. My dad cried and cried, and was just calling my late mom’s name, and was saying somethings in Igbo. Why did u leave me, I can’t handle these kids myself I have failed you, etc. me sef begin cry Dey beg am. Much later, he left and went to his house. 

About 12midnight, I heard my door rustling. I come begin fear say dem don show o. I forgot she had a key, but I lock d door for back. Na so she call my middle name again say make I open door. Say atleast if na goodbye doke make I give her. Silly opened, fell for her trap. 

Na wen I realize I Dey do, I come stop. Before you no it, one tin lead to another, fight broke out. She begin destroy my properties. Neighbors came out, cos she was just on her undies and bra. Omo next day, I moved to my pops place for a week o.

That part of the Father crying after watching a Lady slap his son really got to me.... hurt me cos I am a parent and cannot imagine such...Let us do well to avoid toxic people and relationships and if not please dont let your parents witness such physical altercation

Let us do better!

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READ AND LEARN SOMETHING

It's "spaghetti" not "supergetti"

It's "lagging behind" not "lacking behind"

It's "expatiate" not "expantiate"

It's "penalty" not "penarity"

It's "tuck in" not "tore in"

It is "without mincing words" and not "without mixing words"

It's "steer clear" not "stay clear".

It's "sail through" not "scale through".

It's "standard living" not "sandalili."

It's "oh singers sing on" not "o singo singo"

Its "brisket bone" not "biscuit bone".

It's "rack your brain" not "crack your brain"

It's "the end" or "extreme", not "extreme end'.

It's "put to birth" not "put to bed"

It's a "penthouse" and not "a painthouse".

It's "cervix opened" not "service open"

It's "enmity" not "enemity"

It is "at this juncture" not "junction".

It's "Postpone' not 'Prospone".

It's "as and when due", not "as at when due"

It's "rainy season" not "raining season."

It's "adding salt to injury" and not "adding insult to injury".

It's "pronunciation" not "pronounciation"

It's "a little" or "a bit" not "a little bit"

It's "fork" not "ferk"

It's "grateful" not 'greatful"

It's "lycra skirt" not "lacra skirt"

It's "national anthem" not "item"

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If its worth sharing then share it.....

Over the weekend i posted Belated Happy Birthday to someone and almost every one in the group also started wishing same tried to codedly correct me by saying Happy belated birthday...I just laughed and left them.... In another group, they asked and i explained and they all corrected themselves....

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LADIES FEAR MEN OOOOOOOOO

Who kpuff Abel?
His brother

Who sold joseph??
His brother

Who was jealous of David??
His brother

Who was not happy for return of prodigal son??
His brother

Have you seen woman anywhere??
Fear men

.Who betrayed Jesus?? A man
.Who denied Jesus?? A man
Who mocked Jesus on the cross?? A man
.Who lies to women every day*

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FROM TUESDAY SPONTAENOUS POST

DON'T DELAY MARRIAGE.

Girls at the age of 18-24 years always attract serious men who are fully ready to marry them, but at this age most of our girls/sisters never wish to hear anything about marriage.

1. I'm too young for that

2. Who cares about marriage

3. I'm focused on my books

4. I want to gather some money first

5. Marriage is full of problems

6. You're too old for me. (A guy of 30)

These are some of few statements ladies talk of at their youth age.

But these girls will be having serious & series of sex relationship with small boys of their age, because at that age, they always have high rate of boys, guys and men coming for them, but they will prefer to choose those boys rather than the real men who want to marry them. They are still young to marry right, but they are not young to have sex with boys.

No problem, God is watching you

At age of 25-27, parents will start asking them the following questions;

1. How far?

2. Don't you have any one yet?

3. Are you not planning to get married?

4. Are you seeing that all your mates are getting married?

5. Don't you know you are getting old?

But mind you, parents only see the outside of their daughters, not knowing there is nothing left inside.

At age 27-30 they now start looking for men to marry not boys to have sex and play with again.

You will see them forcing themselves to marry a man who don't want to marry them. Please we beg you, leave us alone.

No single man at age 27-30 will like to marry a lady of 30-35. Now you hear the sisters say age does not matter.

My sister, it matters a lot.

Remember you rejected men because you think you were too young. What makes you think your old age does not matter to us?

At age 30-35 they will start praying like never before, moving from one church to another.

If you ask her for dating, she would burst out to say

1. My brother, I'm not like them.

2. Am looking for a serious man, a husband not dating.

3. If you truly love me go and see my parents for marriage.

You don't expect a young man of 27-30 to marry you of 30-35 as his house wife when there are younger pretty girls out there.

Even if he chooses to ignore your age and marry you, his family and friends will discriminate you.

Men that will be interested to marry you will be of 45 yrs and above and mind you, those men are married with kids except you wanna be second or third wife.

Everything in life has its own season and time.

There's no lady at age 30-35 seeking for marriage who haven't been approached during 18-24. But by then, they were busily jumping from clubs/parties to hotel rooms looking for FUN not MARRIAGE

Not everything is about prayer. God who created you has made a plan for you. But when you change the plan or miss the road, please don't disturb the peace of God. Cos, He will be busy planning for your younger sister.

It's never too late to ask for forgiveness or have a second thought of mind. For our God is a merciful and gracious Lord.

Change your mindset and turn to Him now, before it's too late

We build for the future

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FROM TUESDAY SPONTANEOUS POST
DON'T DELAY MARRIAGE.

Girls at the age of 18-24 years always attract serious men who are fully ready to marry them, but at this age most of our girls/sisters never wish to hear anything about marriage.

1. I'm too young for that
2. Who cares about marriage
3. I'm focused on my books
4. I want to gather some money first
5. Marriage is full of problems
6. You're too old for me. (A guy of 30)
These are some of few statements ladies talk of at their youth age.

But these girls will be having serious & series of sex relationship with small boys of their age, because at that age, they always have high rate of boys, guys and men coming for them, but they will prefer to choose those boys rather than the real men who want to marry them. They are still young to marry right, but they are not young to have sex with boys.
No problem, God is watching you
At age of 25-27, parents will start asking them the following questions;
1. How far?
2. Don't you have any one yet?
3. Are you not planning to get married?
4. Are you seeing that all your mates are getting married?
5. Don't you know you are getting old?
But mind you, parents only see the outside of their daughters, not knowing there is nothing left inside.

At age 27-30 they now start looking for men to marry not boys to have sex and play with again.
You will see them forcing themselves to marry a man who don't want to marry them. Please we beg you, leave us alone.
No single man at age 27-30 will like to marry a lady of 30-35. Now you hear the sisters say age does not matter.

My sister, it matters a lot.
Remember you rejected men because you think you were too young. What makes you think your old age does not matter to us?
At age 30-35 they will start praying like never before, moving from one church to another.
If you ask her for dating, she would burst out to say
1. My brother, I'm not like them.
2. Am looking for a serious man, a husband not dating.
3. If you truly love me go and see my parents for marriage.

You don't expect a young man of 27-30 to marry you of 30-35 as his house wife when there are younger pretty girls out there.
Even if he chooses to ignore your age and marry you, his family and friends will discriminate you.

Men that will be interested to marry you will be of 45 yrs and above and mind you, those men are married with kids except you wanna be second or third wife.

Everything in life has its own season and time.
There's no lady at age 30-35 seeking for marriage who haven't been approached during 18-24. But by then, they were busily jumping from clubs/parties to hotel rooms looking for FUN not MARRIAGE
Not everything is about prayer. God who created you has made a plan for you. But when you change the plan or miss the road, please don't disturb the peace of God. Cos, He will be busy planning for your younger sister.
It's never too late to ask for forgiveness or have a second thought of mind. For our God is a merciful and gracious Lord.

Change your mindset and turn to Him now, before it's too late
We build for the future

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