Sunday In House Gists - Comment Section Gists Boulevard

Hello beautiful people of SDK ville, this is a compilation of some of the gists/happenings on the blog's comment section you probably were too busy to notice.

On Sunday spontaneous post, BV Helen recounted what she saw in her street around 5am when she was going to church. Helen saw 3 boys dressed in black from head to toe, carrying heavy loads also coloured black on their head, the boys were heading to their street junction. On sighting them, Helen ran faster than Usain Bolt, Cheetah and hare combined. Make eyes no go see ibi(evil).

BVs advised her to stop going to church by that time because the country is no longer safe that kine Waka.

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On Monday spontaneous post, BV Nnukwu nwanyi woke up from the past, she celebrated GenZ baddie, princess Dantress as her MCM. BVs hurriedly reminded her to stop playing, that the man she used to know as Dante is now a princess, a bad bitch and she should save her celebration till WCW, where Queens would be celebrated.

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On Monday spontaneous post, BV Abionah narrated how her Daddy G.O and Mommy G.O blessed her with their amazing 'ringing tones' as they were doing the do. She said they rang like they were warning each other. According to Abionah's narration, e no jig rara.

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On Monday spontaneous, BV Pinky told BVs to anticipate his long story. He said e don tey wey e talk say he go address the matter December or January. Say make BVs wear their wigs and judge him according to his actions.

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On Monday in house news, Stella was thankful because she and illness were in a mortal combat but with God by her sides and behind her, she won hands down. She told BVs to thank God on her behalf.

She commented BVs for now using their internet time wisely. She said most people have stopped dropping negative comments and are now filled with positivity. She also told those that drop shady comments for her that henceforth, she would be using their comments for condiments for her ogunfe with correct body Odour. Stella said because of the many shades, her clients told her she lost one major advert. She said no one can be shading her in her joint.

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On Monday in house news, in reaction to Pinky's gist, BV Teejay gave what he tagged a brotherly advice coming from a place of love to Pinky. He told Pinky that he's always entangled with trouble. He told him to pray against negativity because he's always present where bad bad things dey happen.

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When two oyiborians dey 'fight', wetin people wey go night school wan talk. My dear people of SDK ville, Milkshakes gave XP a piece of his mind on Monday spontaneous post, XP replied him "Englishly" on Monday in house news. Their fight was about Milkshakes being an alleged tribal bigot hopping from blog to blog commenting hate speech about ndigbo. XP told him to remove his mouth from Reno's ass and be productive with his youth just like the tribe's youth he's always hating on. Milkshakes on the other hand insisted he's not hating on no one but is saying his truth without being scared of anyone's great grand grandma.

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On Tuesday Spontaneous post, BV Miss Ess advised those planning to start a family and have kids to pls make sure they have more than two. Miss Ess said e get why. BVs asked her wetin be the why, their mouth almost peeled but she no gree say the why.

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On Tuesday Spontaneous post, BV Deheroine wrote about her customer isonu she gladly did away it. She said he would buy goods from her on credit and pay 3mbths afterwards. Even though she doesn't like the method, she Sha dey take am because customers scarce like virgin man. One day, she decided to call him and he told her he no forget the gbese but he just never feel like to pay it. On hearing that, Deheroine's head wan burst.

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Stella and Angel Koof proved once again that Dem be Odogwu, oji ego eme ogo, Afunimawobe. She announced on Tuesday in house news that 20 of those who sent updates of what they did with the money they got in the last giveaway would be getting 50k each to boost their business. Then, another 20 people would get 25k to flex Christmas. She then pleaded to BVs with all her strength to pls comot their mouth for her yansh. Say if they get alert, make they acknowledge am gently and stop writing plenty shalaye with garnished orishirishi. She said that singular behavior don disqualify some people.
She encouraged BVs that have more than enough and are willing to give out to reach out to her. Also, she thanked madam Doris from Italy for sending a hooge sum of money to support BVs.

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Wednesdays are meant to crush on and celebrate women all over the world but on Wednesday spontaneous post, Stella encouraged BVs to celebrate the good, responsible and reasonable men on the blog. She made it known that SDKBLOG is not a female dominated blog but there are more female BVs because ladies are more outspoken and vocal.

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Having renounced his gender, there was commotion and some sort of confusion on Wednesday spontaneous post. Some BVs were crushing on GenZ baddie, princess Dantress while some were hailing alpha male, simp and feminist Slayer, Dante. Dante then announced that he don switch back to his original gender because e be like this the new one no favour him chaachaa.

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With a heart full of joy and excitement, Uncle Matt announced that he's the newest cat on the blog as he just discovered the blog last week. BVs gave him a grand welcome and promised him he'd love it on here.

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On Wednesday spontaneous post, BV Triple C celebrated himself and his other male siblings, he said his mma did a great job raising them. Triple C said sometimes, his mom is scared for him make e no go marry woman that will take advantage of his calm and easygoing nature. Martins then schooled him that if he marries a wife that has a little dangbana choko, nothing spoil. He said if Triple C and his wife are calm, people go take advantage of them. So, the equation needs to be balanced.

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On Wednesday in house news, Stella admonished BVs to strife to be better version of the themselves, not to give toxicity a chance and to forget about buying Christmas clothes for their kids if they can't afford it.
Stella said she never buy Christmas clothes for her kids even once, no be say the money no dey but she dey buy for them during the cause of the year, this is to let them no that Christmas is not a do or die affair.

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On Wednesday in house news, BV chocolate Noir thanked Stella, she thanked her for the love, patience and understanding she's shown her all these while even though she might be sometimes very difficult to deal with because of her health. In the midst of it all, Stella pin with her. She also thanked BVs for their encouragement, support and love. She said SDKblog is one of the best things that happened to her and that love lives here.

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On Wednesday in house news, BV Courage shared the one Kain dream she dreamt. Her cousin called to tell her that her mom had passed, she wept profusely in the dream and still cry the cry enter real life. Her husband told her not to worry because it's not completely a bad dream. BVs assured her that nothing would happen to her mom but that she should not cease praying for her.

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On Wednesday in house news, BV Merryment narrated her ordeal with her former neighbors who were hating on her. A complete family come dey hate on only her. Merry said she sef equal to the task, she showed them that where some people madness stop some people own start. Merryment fought like a wounded lion the day one of her 4 enemies came to fight her with dagger. The matter Sha reach court and the boy was given an option of jail or 850k fine. Grandma (one of her enemies) said lailai, no be when she dey alive her Eyan Mayweather go go jail. She ran heltersketter to get the money. Unbeknownst to Merry, her main boyfriend was amongst the fund raisers. The day she discovered, she knew she was dealing with enemy within.

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On Thursday spontaneous post, BV Shyla confessed that after a BV hailed her grandma for making perfect, tasty meals without tasting it, she said in her mind, "wetin grandma dey cook wey she dey feel herself. Shebi it's to cook and not taste it, I'll show her how it's done" Naso she enter kitchen, made the most salty rice ever recorded on Earth. Rice her dog refused to eat.. Shyla said she'd never try that cooking method anymore. BVs told her not to give up, they encouraged her that grandma wasn't a pro with just one meal.

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On Thursday spontaneous post, BV Supernova announced that she did what millions of people cannot do. She fried a large quantity of plantain without eating one, Big Congratulations Nova.

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on Thursday spontaneous post, BV Teemah G told BVs that she can't wait to drop her resignation letter and face her business squarely. Although, she'd miss her pupils but being a private school teacher with no future benefits with hard labour is too much for her

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On Thursday in house news, Stella lamented that so many people get Ogbon sodiqi. She said because she announced that those that updated her about their business giveaways would get 50k. Now, those that didn't dream of sending her anything wan blow her inbox with updates. She said make them forget, she say go run them street.

She also whispered that list of December giveaway beneficiaries dey go low-key and so far, Essa Atelier, Paprika, Teejay and Ali B have been penned down. She told them that if any of them wouldn't be needing the money, that they should kindly indicate in the comment section,no one indicated.
Stella also gisted BVs that her Bambinos wants iPhones from Christmas, she asked what's wrong with their Samsung Tori Olorun. Stella, abeg give your chairmen wetin they want.....

(Please read well, my kids dont use Samsung, since they started using phones, its been iphones, i wanted them to use Samsung but they boasted that if i try it, they will their own money to buy iphones...lol..I asked if anything was wrong with using Samsung)

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BV Kelvin, Stellz'cousin had a message for his Anon haters on Thursday in house news. He told them he be OG on the blog and that when baddass anons wey go dig out person life history unto blog fight still dey the blog, he no cower. He said his eyes don see sea, ocean and whiiin for BVs hands, but he's still their daddy and he still pin. He said so many things then, he gave them his final toodles.

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On Friday spontaneous post, BV Games mistress wrote about the shocking thing she read about a native doctor in Osogbo. This babalowo helps TTC women to conceive by telling them to bring tubers of yam to him by midnight, which is to be planted with live wall geckos by them. When it's time for them to give birth, baba will tell them to uproot it and give it to them to eat. Games wondered if the kids birthed were also from God.

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On Friday spontaneous post, BV Miss Aboki asked Stella if there would not be end of year awards this year.

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On Friday in house news, Stella gave a shouts out to BV Pola, one of her biggest fans from years back. She saw the birthday post she did for her as 'Lilian Akanbi' in the year 2014 and it melted her heart.
She told the business giveaway beneficiaries that mailed her their business updates that she replied to send her a mail of their mails with her reply attached with their account number, she wan show them love. She said specifically that it's those she replied that are qualified for the giveaway.

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BVs have plenty advice to give out and the Chronicles folder is almost empty. So, Stella has been calling on BVs to send their Chronicles either to her mail or on the comment section.

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Till I come your way next week,be careful out there because stories to stealing and bag snatching dey very rampant.

Till next week..

I remain 

BV OyinGATE