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On Sunday spontaneous post, BV Teejay narrated the dream he had to BVs. Teejay dreamt that he was an agba baller, an afunnimawobe, fowosere, olowo Igbo toun shilekun fun ole, standard odogwu, oji ego akwa nkonkosa. In that Teejay's dream, his money longggg gan, he was not stingy with it rara, his friends even became rich through him. Teejay was happily wondering whether God was trying to show him that better days are coming but BV Pinky did not allow Teejay to bask in the euphoria of his dream before he told him to open his ears widely and listen to him; Pinky told Teejay to pray and cancel acute poverty, to be very proactive, to work hard and wise, pay attention to some lirru things he doesn't pay attention to which has become a way of life. Pinky talk many things o. He told Teejay to hustle, and not to despise the days of humble begining.
Teejay did not find Pinky's interpretation funny at all and warned him sternly to carry his negativity out of his life, say na only bad bad things he dey always see.

Pinky tendered an apology after Teejay ranted and all was settled.

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Stella made a stand alone post to wish her very beautiful, sister friend, Lilian Akanbi (a.k.a Gorgeous Pola) as she celebrated her 44th birthday. Ah, Pola fine dieeeee na for her body beauty start and na there e finish, if you're having a bad day, just go look her pictures, and your day will be automatically bright.

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Returnee BV, Bigbanty subtly reacted to the allegations of him hailing himself as anon then, resumed commenting with his ID. He reacted with series of very hilarious hashtags. Pls, kindly read Monday spontaneous post to laugh.

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SDKblog multiple award winning BV, Phoenix Elsewhere announced that it was her thirty fine (35th) birthday on Monday spontaneous post. BVs trooped out en masse to wish the very intelligence and overly beautiful Phoenix a happy birthday.
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BV Games Mistress responded to Teejay's accusation of her going anonymously to troll him. Games mistress told Teejay that anything she wan write/say, she go talk am with her full chest with her ID plastered on it. She said if e no be money matter, nothing concern her with writing epistle so, make Teejay stop whining himself thinking she'd go Anon to troll him.

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On Monday in house news, Stella thanked everyone that has been part of the SDK brand over the years, she gave them truckload of thanks. She said this place is not just a blog, it's a community, a family where peace and love is supreme and where hot gbasgbos is inevitable too. She then begged those that Sabi carry matter for heart to let go, quit being "esu ta posi" and let love lead whether they like her or not.

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BV Gorgeous Pola sent a very gorgeous thank you to everyone that celebrated her on her birthday, to marriage and womb watchers; she announced proudly that she is a mother of 2 children, a very happy married woman in a blissful marriage and a woman that knows her onions as a Senior Business Analyst in the UK. Pola no be beauty without essense, the essence choke!
Stella appealed to her to do giveaway, she boasted of their long-term friendship and the genuineness of her feelings can be felt from miles away.

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BV Official Prestige that supposedly hung boots 13yrs ago told us that her last child wants twins. He said they can all be pilots and give her plenty grandkids. Ngwanu, congratulations in advance mama Ejima, nne Pilots.
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Immediately BV House of Janey begged to be part of the giveaway recipients because she's fasting, Teejay told her that she dey do wonders o, he said na for her hand he see say people wey dey fast dey gloat over insulting and demeaning comments to others.

Janey told Teejay to rest, take corrections and stop acting like a toddler.

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In response to Stella's plea for giveaway, Pola responded that though she cancelled her party and celebrations because she lost her sister and MIL, the kine loss and celebration SDK BVs showed her was massive. So, as a token of her appreciation, she'd love to give 20k to 10 people each. She told BVs to follow her on IG to see more of her beautiful self on " @Gorgeous_POLA" She also said she's thinking of facilitating some sort of training in her profession but that will be after her and Stella don talk finish and have that SDK community of BA professionals

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On Tuesday in house news, Teejay warned BVs to tune done the way they insult people that could pass as their elder brothers and uncles. He gave an example of where a BV called him a "genetically stupid moron" and if he then decides to match the energy as it should, because na madness Dem dey take cure madness, they'll say he's petty. Some BVs told him to press ignore button, Dante and some BVs told him to give gbas for every gbos thrown at him make everywhere scatter while Kelvin told him to shut TF up and stop whining like pikin wey Dem collect him biscuit. Afterall, no be only him dey collect from trolls hand.

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BV Baboni explained why she has a relatable experience with every event. She said her kids are between the ages of 12 to 33, and she will clock 50 this year. Baboni reviewed that she's also a grandmom to 2 adorable kids . She said she used to be depressed but SDKblog has taken that away from her.

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Be like BV Oki don carry her heart give man and the man don do am wetin no good. On Wednesday spontaneous post,Oki was seriously pleading to BVs to teach her how to get olumo rock heart.

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After Stella chose diligent Muslim, Miss H as one of the beneficiaries of Pola's giveaway, some giveaway police lined up to question why she was chosen. They said the giveaway is meant for those participating in the Lenten fast which Miss H doesn't belong to the category. They just dey call the babe's name until Stella told them to zukwanuike that na spirit lead her to choose Miss H and the poor girl has never denied being a Muslim.
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On Thursday spontaneous post, grateful BV, Mom B was still in appreciative mood when she decided to thank Stella for choosing her among the 20k giveaway recipients. The carry over thank you didnt go down well with Stella and she threatened to remove her name from the list because she saw her act of appreciation as asslicking. BVs lined up, pleaded in droves that Stella cools her temper and not remove MomB from the list. She heeded to their request but warned BVs to stop choking her with so much thank yous.

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Due to very popular demand, BV SDK observer came back with very hilarious observation of SDK BVs character if they were in secondary school. Hurry to Thursday spontaneous post, read and get premium entertainment.
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Stella apologized to BV mom B for threatening to remove her name from the giveaway list on Thursday in house news. She also said she noticed that most BVs banks with all these mobile banks, she advised them to use proper banks because the online banks fit disappear at any time.
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BV XP brought more mixture of alcohol to the blog scientists that are willing to experiment. The list long die, if you're interested, kindly read through Thursday in house news.

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On Thursday in house news,BV Omo brizzle formerly did a public announcement, informing BVs that she, formerly known as Omo B have changed her ID to Omo brizzle. May your New Id favour you.

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In the spirit of good Friday, BV Milkshakes tendered a heartfelt apology to BVs he has hurt over the years, knowingly or unknowingly. He also thanked the BVs that had in one way or the other helped me.

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On Friday spontaneous post, BV ThatOgojaDude berated BVs for not checking up on him after he had been MIA for weeks. He noted that he missed the blog and the BVs but it seemed the feelings wasn't mutual. Some BVs told him that they missed him and BV Paris Savannah specifically asked of him. They also told him that it doesn't matter if anyone asks of him or not but the most important thing is that he is alive and well.

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On Friday in house news, Stella told awon gbeboruns wey dey use gossip jam heads for the benefit of giveaway to continue but assured them the giveaway they get, they no go use am do anything beneficial.

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Be like Stella and BV Simply Divine's Zeeone bug don dey finally bite BVs.

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On Saturday spontaneous post, while other BVs were observing holy Saturday and watching the tomb of Jesus Christ, Blog grammarian, I-don't-take-nonsense Milkshakes decided to drag Stella by her large "west". He asked if it was bad to tell someone that look you finish, give you money him e hard-earned money in this era of global recession "thanks all the same". Afterall, thank you dey the sentence, okwaya? He called out for not replying or acknowledging his mails, in one word, he called out Stella for being petty. If you say he dey use style accuse Stella of being an agbaya, you're correct. BVs saw his comment and were like are you kidney me? They reprimanded him seriously, told him not to ever bring his issues with Stella to the blog anymore because it's very disrespectful. They also told him that no be only him dey work for Stella here but every market day, he'll be bringing his benefactor's leg outside and stylishly setting her up for drags(they said he does the dragging anonymously himself).

BVs like Miss Aboki and Dante were among the BVs that told him the absolute truth without mincing words but Milky said his enemies don see chance to dey dance skelewu on top his matter. As other BVs put mouth dey berate him, he come eventually agree say he messed up a bit but insisted that na Stella cause his reaction. Teejay on the other hand while hailing Dante on how sensible he is said "some people" no just know how to deal with life.

He said Stella is a very blunt person but has a very beautiful soul.. Teejay said he no fit count how many times Stella don come thru for him in her inbox and she tells him not to loud it Everytime. He said as for him, he no fit come online dey drag or insult Stella.
In reaction to his comment, Dante gave himself a hardknock and said he needs to restrategize asap because his mates dey cash out for inbox he dey here dey shout dear Kings every eke market day.
Till I come your way next week, happy Easter y'all.
Pls, don't stop patronizing me, endeavor to shop from me this week if you haven't, thank you and God bless you all

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