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Sunday, April 07, 2024

Sunday In House Gists - Comment Section Gists Boulevard.

Your Favourite Sunday post is here!


SP and IHN are officially back to 7am and 1pm respectively.

On Sunday spontaneous post, some anons came for BV Acenene because she posted that if Stella was looking for a replacement for the BV she sacked that, she's very ready to work, and would be diligent with it. 
BV Shooter gyal came to her defense and declared that she is rooting for her.
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An Anon acused Stella of enabling Shooter gyal's vile comments but spamming other people's reply to her. The Anon warned Stella that e go backfire. Stella replied, she told the Anon to gerrout and stop disguising because she knows who the 2faced Anon be. She said the Anon go write sweet things with him ID, dey write vile things undercover. As BVs were begging Stella to bring gist nah because Dem dey buy data for premium entertainment, BV Mil*** out of nowhere came to threaten Stella if she wasn't referring to him.
BVs gathered to ask Milk**** if he was high on sachet milk because Stella didn't mention his name in her comment, he still didn't take corrections, he was throwing insulting shades at Stella from all angles, dang!

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On Monday in house news was freestyle. Stella announced that she wants to do giveaway for 10 people. She also said she won't waste her precious words on what happened over the weekend (Milks***** rudeness) she said her silence is golden and urged everyone to move on.

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Omo, the office pin that was holding Milks*****' brain unhooked patapata on Monday in house news, boy was raving mad. E no get wetin he no call Stella, his benefactor. He told Stella to use the 30k chicken change (sic) she pays him to pay for her kids' tuition fee. He alleged that Stella was using him, paying him peanuts, omo, the things wey wara sorry Milksh**** wrote were very derogatory and unprintable. Make e no be say e don enter market like this.

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Stella gather BVs! 
They gathered for her n droves, they defended her against nwa nza, they told shim to go for mental evaluation, beg his family to do saraa on top his head to see if he go dey useful small.

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Very calm, positive BV, Jeweluchi Chocolait Noir was so aggravated with the insults thrown at her sister, Stella by Milk*****, that she was all over the post, very angry with posh English, vibrating fire with fonee and proved what a loyal sister she is to Stella. She used posh madness jam every form of weyrey. She proved that person fit dagbana choko classily.

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There were 325 comments on Monday IHN, over 300 were curses BVs gifted the oni werey that was insulting Stella. He collected from different languages, pidgin, Queen's English, French, indigenous languages, e sure me say every five seconds, the curses from different languages go dey ring for him head.
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On Tuesday Spontaneous post, Stella pleaded with BVs to stop sending her the posts the werey' made on the other blog where he wrote all sorts against her. She reminded BVs that she's a child of grace and when things like that happens to her, she's about to swim inside money. She said her skin is like ponmo, e thick die and anyone planning to use the social media against her dey do itself.
BVs told Stella that she too nice, they told her that it's good to be kind o but if e don dey too much, cockroaches will be feeling like elephants. Therefore, they appealed to her to pls post the werey'pictures and details on IHN make they "pray" for him.

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On Tuesday in house news, Stella posted that very soon, she'd be needing a replacement for her ex workersacked becos of insult say she no pay rent and dash moneylike who miss road. She announced officially that the pay remains 30k but incentives chokeee. She said she dashes her workers money as the spirit leads and your salary go still dey flow. She told BVs not to apply yet but be on the look out for when she announces vacancy.
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There are different ways to blow and be recognized on Google. Stella did a disclaimer on top the werey' head. His picture posted with his full name, DISCLAIMER ON VINCENT YUSUF SALAU begging unsuspecting employers, offline and online to be weary of him because he be ogba pikin, face of yabaleft. She also said he used to be an SDK news culler but now, he no longer has any ties with the SDK brand. Stella also explained that between the months of December 2023 to March 2024, she don send over 300k give the weyrey. His salary is 30k monthly but he feels it's too small. The werey job description is copying random stories on the internet and sending to Stella. Wetin Stella talk for that memo plenty, just go and read Tuesday in house news so that you won't miss out any details. I must confess that BVs dey see vision because from the pictures posted, the werey no different from nwa nza true true.
On sighting the werey picture, BVs began to give themselves a hardknock for even engaging him because he looked like what some people described as rejected sacrifice. Ali B said he looks like roll-on wey Dem take do sample wey don fade.. Everyone had a unique description which was apt...
BV Dante shed more light on how the werey lost a golden opportunity. He mentioned that there are some jobs a person takes not just for the pay, but for the goodies and connections that comes with it. He used his friend as a case study.

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After BVs queried XP on why she recommended and pleaded on behalf of Milkshakes, she acknowledged that it was a wrong move but he was supposed to take the golden opportunity seriously because as she dey, no dey kneel twice. She also revealed that she pleaded on behalf of Shooter gyal and she has somewhat been shooting positivity.

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On Wednesday post, BV Olawealth announced the passing of his dad who was buried on April 5, 2024, at their hometown in Ondo town. BVs commiserated with him. May the soul of Olas dad rest in perfect peace.

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 On Wednesdays in house news, Stella posted a clearer picture of the werey VINCENT YUSUF SALAU ....she admitted that she regrets taking XP's advise by employing a damaged person. She said she won't post anything about the rice and beans lover anymore and any other issues regarding him would be addressed privately.

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On Wednesday in house news, BV Kelvin asked BVs how much they buy akara in their area. He refreshed BVs(the wereys fans) memory about some of Okie Dokie's questions. Eka Joy, Supernova, Dante et el gave a shout-out to his fans and emergency fans he garnered when he was in charge of compiling giveaway list.

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BV Nnukwu nwanyi defended XP, she told Stella not to regret anything because what she did is called "work of mercy"

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Unproblematic BV, Metoyou reminisced about how she used to read the blog, laugh, learn but couldn't create an ID because of the heavy trolling going on. She said after she chop liver get one, the few times she was insulted, she was demoralized. She wondered how those that chests trolling every single time feels. She hailed Stella for keeping the comment section sane, she ended her beautiful, well written comment with "toodles". BVs agreed with her and pointed out about how beautiful and articulately she writes. XP was of the opinion that her last line, "toodles" was unnecessary. An anon was all over the post, alleging that XP was asking Stella to delete her disclaimer about Milkshakes so that someone else would hire him even when she wouldn't

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BV XP made a very long post. She told Stella to open her ears and listen very well; that it wasn't a crime that she recommended damaged Yusuf to her, afterall, she's (Stella) is a mother and she should put herself in Miliki"s mom's shop. Pikin wey she suffer train dey almost enter market, say wetin she do na human kindness.
XP also said she no dey kneel twice but she's still on her kneels pleading with Stella to put down the disclaimer make other people fit employ Yusuf make his life no complete patapata. XP said Salua Yusuf is a 30yr old man that Nigeria is dealing with seriously without showing mercy, she said Stella should ro ikunle abiyamo and not allow the wereyno go Femi mag route by commiting suicide. Omo, wetin XP write for that comment long gan, e really really long.
XP's very long comment didn't go down well with some BVs and they told her their piece of mind.




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On Thursday spontaneous post, it seemed like BVs have gotten over the MilkyGate when Martins landed with a very long comment. He was preaching to Stella and BVs to forgive the werey by putting down the disclaimer make him life no kpafuka finish. He asked BVs if they'd be happy if they hear that the werey commits suicide tomorrow or that hunger use him life do headquarters because his unemployable. Martins reminded BVs that it's not about sharing prayerlinks but by acting Christlike. His comment come dey give some BVs 
Stella saw Martin's comment told him to hang it there. She asked him if na she no get mental health abi if na him person dey drag, even insulting his spouse and kids, he'd be preaching love and light? She said it's very easy to form Jesus when you're not wearing the shoes. Stella also said that XP that brought her into all of this is acting all holy and nice by asking that she forgives him. She thereby made it known that the era of second chances is gone, you fuck up once, otilo. BVS supported Stella, they told her that they're behind her like school bag. Dante even quoted Bible to counter Martins while Teejay reminded him how he reacted when he was provoked during the Mark Morgan saga. Omo, opinions choke for that matter.
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On Thursday in house news, Stella announced that she isn't taking down any disclaimer and what is doing about the matter, the deaf go hear word! She thanked BVs for their support (for and against) but she appealed to them not to gaslight her into taking a decision. Stella made it known that dragging her name all over the internet has nothing on her because she doesn't need anyone to employ her, she's made for life and in her line of business, every publicity is good publicity. But na trolls and their family members go suffer pass. She then moved to bless the werey with more curses.
Stella announced that it's about to rain giveaway as her friend from USA sent her money to gift single mothers but she would include anyone that needs the cash. She also told her workers to dance for joy because they'd partake from the giveaway.

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New IDs from you know who has been erupting. One engineer kinikan from Delta was saying hello..BVs are advised to stay woke and fish out every cusp.

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While BVs were saying that everyone should bear the consequences of their actions, Blog's oxygen and blood, Teejay sounded a very strong warning to Stella. He said that if by mistake, Stella decides to forgive the werey and allows him come back to the blog and he(Teejay) finds out, he'll pack the Blog's sand, leave and never return to SDKBLOG.
Yekpa, when BVs saw the comment,they left everything they were doing to beg Onwan not to leave because if he don comot, how will they breath? How would the blog continue functioning? They were telling Stella that Onwan Teejay don talk and if he leaves, their Network provider fit leave too.

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Ekajoy called on XP to explain why she's begging that the werey be forgiven when she was on the blog during Mark Morgan and Sexy Daddy days and didn't advocate for them. XP told her to replace VINCENT YUSUF SALAUS name with that of her brother to see if she go dey happy. Eka told her that her brother is an omoluabi that won't ply the wereys route and if he does, she supports that he faces the consequences of his actions.

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On Friday spontaneous post, after BVs laughed at Teejay's "threat" to Stella and asked him who e help, he brought some clarifications. He asked why BVs are always on his case, he said it's not like pe he likes to make issues about himself like every other person does, he's just stating out facts but e be like his name dey very sweet for BVs to drag. Teejay also clarified that his comment wasn't a threat. BVs told him that every single time an issue comes up on the blog, he must find ways of inserting himself it, vertically or horizontally.

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Friday in house news was freestyle mode, Stella once again thanked BVs for standing by her and showing her premium support. She also announced that BV Glam grandma sent her **** to add to add to the giveaway money. So, she's giving out **** in total. Glam grandma's birthday is on April 10th and would be celebrated on the blog. Happy birthday to you Glam grandma, may God's blessings, good health and prosperity continue to be your portion.
Stella also whispered that a very hot, spicy gist just landed her dormot but she dey think whether to post or not. Stella, abeg, our amebo ears are itching to hear.

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BVs have been asking after BV Abionah. Here's hoping she's fine.

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Dante defended Stella against BV Deheroine's comment alleging that Stella loves extremely dramatic people. He said that instead, she likes people that has a lot to offer. Not like you'll be like a snake that crawls on a rock and expect her to notice you. Dante also pointed out that Stella severally have disclosed maximum love for unproblematic BVs like Cynthia Iyede, Triple C, Jeweluchi Chocolait Noir, etc. 
he told people to have something upstairs, work on themselves, purge themselves of jealousy before feeling that Stella hates them.
Stella thanked Dante for defending him and noted that he was apt with his description of her.
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BV AK04 complained bitterly about the corruption going on in top government agencies. He narrated how a friend of his bought a job slot at immigration for 1m, how he was as in the past presented with an offer of buying a job at FIRS with 3m. He and other BVs condemned the act of selling jobs to Nigerians.

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On Saturday spontaneous post, Josephine of our time, Teacher NK dreamt that she went out with Africa's greatest musician, OBO.
 Teacher NK revealed that her dreams never flops. BVs have been encouraging her to treat typhoid and malaria.
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Till I come your way next week, have a beautiful week. Also, don't log off SDKBLOG for a second, na here e dey happen. Premium entertainment for your data is assured. Take care of yourselves
Toodles!



BVs, pls, always think of "Onyin", when you think perfumes, patronize me and I promise you'd get Premium quality and satisfaction for every Benjamin doled out, thank you.

65 comments:

  1. This is called premium summary. Thank you Onyin

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    1. Baba nla premium summary, agba compiler oyin, twale for you!!!
      This is by far my best compilation from you, e hot dieeee!!
      Wara ke😂😂😂😂, miliki collect left,right, centre this week.
      Blog blood and oxygen, omoooo😂😂, you have a superb way with words.

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    2. Dainty, na that blood and oxygen muzz me pass🤣🤣🤣. Like how did you come up with that? 🤷‍♀️


      Well written, Onyin. You never disappoint 👍👍👍

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  2. Onyin baby, you really sabi this work wella. Weldone o'jare 😊

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  3. Milkshake I thought his case should be by gone by now. Stella has done her own, don't give him more attention by posting all the viles and his comments here.
    All these internet rats that 'troll' those they can't stand face to face, don't let them drain you...... Let's keep it moving.

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    1. This is a recap of the week that was. E happen during the week. Dem must write am.

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    2. In the bid to sound smart see Wetin you do ya sef.

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    3. so how would Onyin have done the recap without mentioning this issue? This brouhaha took almost all of the week but so happy we movied on......

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  4. Omoohh eehh @Onyin Summary just dey choke me with laugh..

    You are good with words Nwanne m😀😀😀

    Wishing everyone a great day🤝

    @MARTINS

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  5. Well done bv onyin,last week was really eventful.

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  6. I like the time change

    Gift

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  7. Hmmmm I love this, the Teejay part got me rolling on the floor, inukwa oxygen and blood

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  8. No wonder werey post one day say him won go yellow page go chop fish..

    Werey even begin ask us quick question on which beer we prefer between Heineken and double black (I think)..

    Big Stella money really upgrade werey from zobo and akara,.

    But you can take one out of the lungu, but can't take the lungu out of the person..


    LESSON TO BE LEANT:
    Wereys belongs to psyche homes.. you can't save them..
    Same way ahewos belongs to the street and you can't save them✌️
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    BTW,. This cusp was so funny as Fvxk.. I just dey laff all through..

    Nice one Onyin..

    Let me go get them Benjamins😁

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    1. 🤣😂🤣Dante ogini di lmao

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    2. Werey
      your own self dey your body. See how you brought a full novel about women on SP very early on Sunday morning. You also belong to psyche home.
      Amotekun lawyer 🙄

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    3. LMAO
      The term "amotekun lawyer" always gets me rolling with laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  9. Drama for this blog no dey ever end. My own be say make Abionah come back.

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      I miss her too, Abi funny die.

      Are you the same person as dogalmighty?

      Gifty

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    2. Abionah don see man,she appear sharp sharp. Since your fellow female been ask about you,you flap ear like puppy as if you no hear. Now dog say e they crush for u and as e ask for u, u show face Sharp sharp. U and man matter.

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  10. In the last one week plus, I haven't eaten rice and I was wondering what I have been eating since 😂😂

    So I can actually stay for a week without it? Wonderful!!!

    Na today Sunday made me envy married people I swear. It's well o.

    Waiting for Manchester United and Liverpool clash in an hour time.

    © TEEJAY

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  11. OyinGATE making "US" proud. Thank you for the beautiful summary.

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  12. Onyin sabi this work sha. See summary.

    I'm also confused as to why XP who is know for fighting dirty was suddenly advocating for milkshakes. What changed?

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    1. You pretend like you don't know yet why? Like seriously?🙄

      And no. I don't fight dirty that will be rolling in the mud like pigs to thermo-regulate, my body is not "hotting" na. I come with verbal missiles devoid of vulgar and curse words to drive my points home.

      Go reread the posts, there were 2 types of comments;
      Those who actually are working in corporate firms or have worked and those who have never worked anywhere.
      I blame no one.

      When you graduate and go for One Year Nysc scheme, reread that post and have a good laugh.
      Then,only then will you understand.
      I recommended him. My name is in the mix.
      Capisce?

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    2. Maturity changed her just like you
      Whenever I remember those your Facebook pics that she brought to the blog that year, I laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    3. Anony easy with the lies. I wasn't the one who brought her Facebook pictures here.

      It was Blogbrity (faith),J Joy, and their older sister Mother Confessor who did.
      They boasted about it for a while.
      Sender had email address o. Abeg🙄

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  13. Well written, Onyin. Well done, babes.

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  14. Who were those bvs that came for Bv Osundi when she used Onyin and not Oyin for her? One even said it was tribalism. Me, I was quite certain I saw Onyin the first day before I suddenly started seeing Oyin. I didn’t kuku say anything as the Onyin never came to defend Osundi.

    Very apt write up btw. At least, no one will come correcting today

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    1. The name is ONYINYE.... The mistake of Oyin was mine and i didnt notice it until allegations that she is yoruba and olori orente...Was so shocked and pissed but hey its my mistake and Onyin probably also didnt notice it or doesnt want drama cos she isnt confrontational

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    2. I thought it was Onyinye initially until the entire drama started. Thank God it’s been corrected now.

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    3. Yes o Eka😂 that anon that was aleaal attacking me for using Onyin, even accused me of desperately wanting her to be Igbo,that's why I changed her name from Oyin to Onyin😂😂 shout out to you my anon friend.

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  15. Nice compilation Onyin, Weldone👍

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  16. As bad as it is, milky shake became a celebrity for bad in one week. So sad . Nice 👍 run down oyin

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  17. You didn't disappoint aa usual. I enjoyed reading your summary. I don laff taya. Well done, babe.

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  18. Nice summary, , welldone onyin

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  19. So hilarious! Thank you!

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    1. 😂😂 I tell you, very hilarious. She say na the office pin that was holding...😂😂

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  20. My name enter weekly recap 😆.

    PS: I am a 'she' @ Onyin. No go dash me penis wey I no want.

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    1. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


      Let the summarizer breath abeg...comedian ni e

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  21. Whao!
    What a nice summary!

    Weldone, Onyin.

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  22. Jisie Ike Onyin,I wish you massive sales this week.

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  23. 😂😂😂 this Onyin you Sabi this work Wella 😂 well done dear, you're so good.

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  24. So funny, well done Oyin 😂😂😂

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  25. Thanks for the premium update Onyingate

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  26. It's like Stella had deleted d comment before I opened d post on Sunday

    What a dramatic week

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  27. Onyin d very best..Thank u so very much...

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  28. I laughed though, nice compilation...... Now let me start going back to back of all these drama. So person challenge and insult Stella for her chamber.

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  29. Blog blood and oxygen 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Let him even take me week break abeg, the guy own too much, him and that amoteks charge and bail agbejoro. Choochoochoochooo everyday

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  30. When you hire a security man and he begins to act like the owner by trying to take over or giving outsider fake information. I think as an outsider you have to be careful with him if you have a good sense of reasoning . For him to be doing such shows he is not trustworthy and if care is not taken he can do beyond that. We don't know or read minds.

    Why I always tell people not to get me involve in certain things, I no fit shout or answer questions for what I don't know.

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  31. Thanks for the update Onyin. You are doing well

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  32. Another great piece from Onyin, kudos to you

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  33. See as I been dey eager to read this post like my mom dey always wait for NTA Channel 7 news those days!
    Onyin, i ji ya!!!
    Stella, you do us well by starting this lovely column! You be real G.O.A.T in journalism! I celebrate you today and always.

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    1. She must love Funmi Coker - Wakamma.
      Where are all those NTA channel 7 and channel 10 ladies?

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  34. Beautiful Onye Nkuzi. Nk, stay away from OBO. lol. I don't know what you're looking for there

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