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Saturday, June 08, 2024

Saturday in House Gists - Silence Is Golden Unless You Have Children

You will never fully understand how beautiful silence is unless you a child/children!....I remember the days that I would sleep until 12noon and have breakfast in the afternoon...
When there are kids in the house and there is silence, there is definitely something suspicious going on!



Funny thing is that the kids know when to strike ...lol
I remember watching them play and i fell asleep for a fraction of a second and woke up to quiet and peace..
I was about sleeping off again when i jumped up and went to look for them and what i saw is still in my minds eye... One was shaving his curly beautiful hair gorimapa!
Have you had a moment that was golden but you returned to see chaos?
Lets gist!


58 comments:

  1. Jeeezzzz...


    Where would their mom start the cleaning from bayi?

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  2. Wetin my eye don see for these kids hand ehn, mouth no fit talk am. Abi is it the one that I will meet Vanessa scooping toilet water inside her mouth because Alex left the toilet door open after peeing.

    Make God sha dey help me protect these kids ๐Ÿ™

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    1. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ™† what??
      Kai...

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    2. My dear…. Where will I start typing from ? I have two but most times it feels like half a dozen

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  3. I go beat nonsense comot for their body ehn .. na me Dem wan return back to village?

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    1. Lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ when the time comes you will understand better.
      Mummy boys, your Bambino was shaving his hair ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ so interesting. Some kids are so funny. Some will just scatter ur house, and turn everything upside down.


      Licious babe

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    2. You go beat tire ๐Ÿ˜Š

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    3. U go beat tire ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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  4. I remember what my daughter did when she was still a toddler. On this fateful day, I was busy cooking in the kitchen, unknown to me that she had gone to her wardrobe, packed out almost all the clean clothes, took them to the bathroom and soaked all of them in water. I can't even begin to narrate my feeling that very day. Me wey wan finish for kitchen, make I come balance enjoy my meal. Children are lovely and fun to be with. At the same time, they can make you go nuts if care's not taken.

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  5. Me: where are you?
    Son: No somewhere
    Me: what are you doing in the bathroom?
    Son: No something Mom.

    He walks out in to the room with wet hands. Mom, I was only washing my hand after wee wee.
    Me: ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’ I thought you said you were not doing anything?
    Son: ๐Ÿ˜ I love you mom (with hugs)

    Scaaaaam, just go and check o. Trust me, you must shout๐Ÿ˜„.

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    1. Children ehn ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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    2. Lol ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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    3. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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    4. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜น

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  6. Wow! This is my story o Stella. This happened to me last year April wen a friend of mine came visit from the state and came to visit me and my kid after so many years


    We were childhood friends but things got better for her,she moved to the state with her husband.


    She came to see my baby for the first time and she was very excited seeing him๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Šshe cried of joy wen I told her everything that happened


    We gisted and talked for long. And
    wen She was going she gave my son a hundred dollar note and gave me 50 dollar to manage. I shouted and was damn happy because I knew it was a huge money for us after changing it


    That day was on Sunday. So I said wen coming back from work I will change it at Aboki place not knowing I was fooling myself



    Me and my child did videos with the money ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„ because that was the first time in my life touching dollar.


    And went n keep it inside my office bag den slept off while I was playing with him



    Behold my people wen I woke up both hundred n fifty dollars were all torn into pieces inside the bowl I dey use bath


    I fainted for second I woke up n fainted again ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„ this story Im writing like this no be play oo


    I cried for weeks even got sick but I no be beat my son because he means so much to me ๐Ÿ˜ŠI just thought that God knows everything that happened that day


    So,we moved on abi wetin person go do๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

    Those children fit comot life from person body but they make us happy as well ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š


    Almighty continue to bless them for you ijn ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

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    1. Awwwww ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜„ both of us will cry small ๐Ÿคฃ

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    2. Ahhh!!! I don't want to imagine how you felt oo.

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    3. Ah!I don't want to imagine.
      $150.

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    4. Chai
      ..this one go pain reach bone marrow o!
      Kids and money tearing ehn! My son did it a few times but highest na #500 note

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    5. Na crying sure pass ๐Ÿคฃ

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    6. Eewooooo, ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ it can pain. I like Canadian dollar notes for that, e no dey easy to tear, na plastic kinda material.

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    7. My people anytime I remember that incident like this ehn? I go just dey laugh
      Who knows wetin God use am do for us

      Person fit change and still use am do unnecessary things or got stolen


      More reason I didn't beat him that very day .

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  7. This morning before I woke up,my little child has emptied the whole bottle of baby oil I bought few days ago.i screamed,because in this regime,It expensive buying one again.

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  8. Why are kids like that even........ if I mistakenly fall asleep why they are awake, something usually wakes me up to remind me that I will pay twice if something goes wrong. My 1year is always targeting to enter the bathroom when no one is on sight just to play with water.my 4years is always on the bacony to climb wherever he hears the voice of children since he learnt how to open the door.

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    1. Please keep the door to that balcony permanently shut if possible. I fear that thing like crazy.

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    2. Pls always shut that door o. Just 2days ago, my friends son fell from a two storey building. The mum left the door open, and went to shower. He took a chair to the balcony, climbed and fell. Thank God nothing happened to him.

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    3. Chaii
      That bedsheet is condemned oo
      Shuoooo

      Indomine done finish for house๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

      Hello iya boys

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  9. Chai, children can really be very annoying at times

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  10. I remember when my nephew was still a year plus or so. We were all in the palor, then all of a sudden it dawned on us that this boy wasn't on sight, we all rushed to the bedroom, Lo and behold the guy man was standing looking all innocent like a hungry puppy ๐Ÿ˜„. If una see wetin dz pikin use our shear butter do him body and our bed ehnn๐Ÿคฆ, we couldn't beat him even. I had to take pictures of him for memories...
    Thank God for the gift of children

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  11. Last week Wednesday. I was cleaning and asked them to go bath and wear their Pyjamas themselves. 2&4yrs. By the time I got to the bedroom, there was powder all over and they were looking like masquareds. Room wey I just sweep and mop was full of powder and they were sliding in the powder happily, laughing and jumping as they saw me. My dressing mirror and bed was not spared. I look this children and couldn't utter a word. God bless all mothers.

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    1. Wait your 2 yo and 4 yo baths themselves?

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    2. Evening bath for them to play in the bathroom of course.

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    3. My daughter that used scissor to cut her hair...

      Mao Akuh

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  12. Don’t have kids yet but have seen a lot with the ones around me๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„ the place you ask them not to go… ahh that’s the best place oo๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ when you try to spank them small the next thing you will hear is.. ‘ aaaaaaa๐Ÿ˜ข I will tell my mummy for you๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  13. I still remember that faithful day . We were watching a movie when Madame tip toed and made her way to the kitchen. Was so engrossed with what we were watching until my mind snapped back to like how quiet everywhere has become. I quickly ran out of the sitting room looking for her got to the kitchen and what I saw almost made me ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Madame carry Blue band margarine rub all over her hair, face, body , My goodness ๐Ÿคฃ just burst out laughing

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  14. Those years when I first got married yeah! But now, na noise everywhere lol.

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  15. Those little trouble makers can make you see reasons why singles are better

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  16. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸคฃI can't stop laughing reading all the stories above๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€God will continue to protect these wonderful children for us. God will provide children for TTC mothers and also make them have stories like these.

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  17. My daughter has been fairly good in that aspect, hardly destructive or mischievous, but you see my wall? They suffered last year with crayon marks everywhere, white walls for that matter.
    Thank God the houses here are made with wood, I bought Mr eraser cleaner and all the marks came off with the cleaner.
    I'm back to watching like a hawk again with the younger brother and her.
    I don't buy any white house upholstery because of them, my husband bought a white mattress and duvet for our room, the first question I asked him when he came back was whyyyyy, you don forget say you no be single man again.

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  18. There are countless of such moments
    The one I ll never forget is the day my 4years old son fed his barely 2 weeks old sister jollof Rice. I nearly ran mad, with my kpekus wey never heal properly
    Since then, I ll rather back my baby to poo in the toilet than keep him anywhere near that boy

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    1. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ imagine the cry the baby go cry that day๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„u never see the one wey use pillow cover new born face because the new born dey cry too much
      Thank God the mother entered in time,if not ehn! Both the toddler and the mother for dey jail, nah so the husband talk that day๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  19. Stella you're more spiritual than physical, e be like say you de see the scenario in my house, it's Saturday, I de use today take rest, clean my house, do laundry and then rest cos I no fall from up, I cleaned my smallie's nail, kept the razor blade up somewhere, I never knew that she saw me, I woke this afternoon to find out that small madam has used the razor to slice my window net, walaii mosquito g use all of us learn work for this house, I am so angry like this

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    1. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„my belle ooo @, mosquitos go use all is learn work
      U better go use super glue and paper gum am before night comes. Unless you wan dey treat malaria o๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  20. Children are blessings.

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  21. Going Anon to post this to avoid being trolled. On three different occasions, my autistic child after pooing has been caught eating her poop. On all occasions, I had to brush her teeth, throw the toothbrush away and bathe her all over while shedding hot tears in the bathroom. The last time it happened, I shouted into her ears while crying, commanding her spirit in Jesus name to stop such nonsense that I'll not tolerate it again. As far as I'm concerned she's not allowed to do it again as I've had enough. She's 5.

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    1. Welldone mummy
      ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—

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    2. Warm hugs sis, you're doing a great job.



      Anne K.

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    3. Awwwww ๐Ÿ˜ญ God bless you both and heal her. ๐Ÿ™

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  22. Sometimes, one of them is either emptying and eating my hair gel, ori, robb, powder.... or turning the kitchen floor into a swimming pool (oh lawd!) Or climbing a chair or stool to reach the upper part of the wardrobe... Or shredding a roll of toilet paper... Or stripping my onions naked... Or climbing windows and jumping down from them. I could go on and on. I dey treat body pain steady. No be small thing.

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  23. Chai, almost missed this,my baby was always fond of sitting inside the mortar in the kitchen,this very day,he entered as usual and couldn't come out again,he just sat there crying and calling for help,wasn't funny at first,since then no more going close to it.

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  24. Thanks for this post, Stella. Plenty stories from bvs years ago.

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