I detest eating outside, and eat at home partly because it is healthier,(I have a very sensitive stomach) and also because it is more economical.
If I eat food cooked with "white Maggi" I purge.
If I eat food not well cooked, I purge.
If I eat food that was contaminated in the process of cooking or it was served with a dirty plate, I purge.
For instance, if a cockroach or fly had fallen inside the pot of food and I eat it or the plate was not well rinsed while washing.
The above are just some of the things that make me purge. So I only eat out if there is no other option, like when I travel and I'm usually very careful.
When I was a bachelor, I had more kitchen utensils than some women.
I know some bachelors who do not have a pot or stove in their kitchen, such men are the ones that women use food to capture. Lmao.
As a married man, any day my wife is not strong or she travels, I enter the kitchen and cook very delicious food.
I see some married people buying cooked food and wonder what could be wrong. Well to each his own.
Oga please your own is too much!!!
How do you know that cockroach flew pass the food? how do you know the plate was not well rinsed? you may have a medical condition that is triggered by certain food that you are yet to know of oh.....
I buy food a lot and hubby is OK with it so please i beg you.
I sense OCD.
ReplyDeleteor Irritable Bowel Syndrome...I know someone that purges if she eats bread, yam, garri....
DeleteTorr there is nothing wrong in buying food my brother.No be everytime enter kitchen cook,cook,cook.Its tiring abeg.i react instantly to too much pepper or seasoning.
ReplyDeleteI was reading and laughing at the man's tales or rather, what feels like signals of OCD in disguise and was expecting Stella to hail him in the end.
ReplyDeleteOh well, his end note suggests so, since he's taking pity on fellow married men who aren't "homely" or blessed with his type of "culinary skills" as portrayed in his story.
Until I got to the end and saw Stella's reaction. I hollered with laughter even more 🤣🤣🤣.
I love men that can cook....
ReplyDeleteNa you sabi. You can order food and tell them your specs. Don’t use over work kill your woman
ReplyDeleteSDK no vex 😂😂 My dad buys food for everyone at least once or twice in a week cos we don't cook everyday, body no be firewood
ReplyDeleteOh well! Thank God you know how to cook.
ReplyDeleteCANDY
My husband can't cook and he doesn't like eating outside . At least you can cook very well. Weldone.
ReplyDeleteNa you dey enable high taste in man
DeleteOga to each his own.
ReplyDeleteStella, he says he helps his wife in cooking so she won't be over worked. It's fine if it works well for them.
I, on one hand prefer home made food to outside own. On days I'm too tired to cook, I enter a restaurant and buy food for everyone, after telling hubby cos he cooks too and might offer to cook.
I remember one time we quarreled and he said he won't buy foodstuff again , we should be buying food outside. On his way out to work, he would leave money on the table every morning for me to buy food for the kids, I would quickly cook concoction rice and boil eggs for them before they leave for school. In the evening, I would quickly cook small soup for us and eat up before he comes back.
One evening after three days, he came home early and caught us eating egusi soup and fish, the food entered his eyes and he asked our eldest daughter to let him have a taste.
The next morning, he gave me money to go and buy foodstuff.
I also love home-made food but I get tired some days, especially weekdays and we eat out.
DeleteHope your husband cooks regularly because my dad was a chef but he left all the family cooking to my mom after children came. Making her stressed.
I sense a calling. Maybe you are meant to fix the issue of people eating and having running stomach. You can open a restaurant and train people on how to serve with posh and clean plates. Just do something about it instead of complain.
ReplyDeleteLet me rain on all of y'alls parade particularly our married poster. Globally, there are acceptable thresholds of insects and fecal matter of rodents permitted in food products. Coffee or chocolate drinks for instance are processed with these impurities as they can't remove them 100%. So oga married man, you drink bournvita when you small abi? What of coffee now wey you don grow?
ReplyDeleteYou drink garri too I am sure. Well except you make your own garri, you have no idea what is also in your garri.
What's worrying you is IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome). Allow us make we eat our outside food.
Oh Exactly what I typed up there before I saw your comment...
DeletePermitted? Wow.
DeleteAnd as expected, many of them will follow Stella's red pen like zombies.
ReplyDeleteLol.
DeleteStella, you, and people of SDKville.
If una no make person laff wetin person data gain here.
LoL
😂😂😂 Stella.
ReplyDeleteOga thank God you can also cook, at least your wife can rest from cooking.
Nothing wrong in buying food outside, I no come this life come suffer abeg.
I react to "white Maggi" . I will stool and vomit until I fall sick. I don't eat outside carelessly. I eat egg and snack if I go to market.
ReplyDeleteThe only reason I dislike eating out is bcos the food might not have the right amount of pepper.
ReplyDeleteI can relate to it wells cos I hate eating outside and I also don’t like people dishing out my food for me, cos I will be wondering if the person rinsed the plate and if they did, what water was Used???
ReplyDeleteMy Mom calls me Onye Ochoa vials ani Igbo
I also have a Sensitive stomach, I can’t combine certain food and if I dare my Stomach, nah to buy time for Toilet
CEO Empress
ReplyDeleteI can't remember the last time I ate food not prepared by me. I love eating my own food cos I will be sure of what is entering my mouth.
ReplyDelete