MONDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 Hailings.......

MONDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

How is everyone? Are you in a happy place? Have you eaten? are you at work? I am in a good place and will spread positive energy from now on...I like drama alright but what has been brought into my CLAP BACK post wont be allowed anymore....My baby sis Jeweluchi Chocnoir is so upset that i giving anyone my time and attention..........I remember when i used to smoke one cigarette everyday......My hubby dared me that i couldn't stop, i took up the dare and its been 10 years that i lit a cigarette....This is what i am doing today, taking up my baby sis on it.....I will continue to do my dram and do me but avoid what needs to be avoid and not give attention to those coming here to insult others and drive away my traffic with insults..... So God help me....

Thank you to all those who have let me know that they are upset that i enable people insulting me...Aint happening again as crusie, or drama or traffic invoking...........

Shootergal and the BV always at war, i demand for a stop now........I dont know who started it but if i see one more exchange of words una go shock wetin i go do...This shootergal you no dey hear word at all.......I heart you but Be nice!

Cash giveaway is gone but i am bringing back other kinds of giveaway....... So please make sure you advertise your products on Friday in the comment section well...Anyone who is interested will indicate and we will patronise you......It is only briefly......

Today I am making multi pizza.....yum yum yum!!!!

I hear people are now getting slim with ozempicky and Monjaro and one other one...Una doh...I am getting my own soon.....my BFF from Lagos is sending me...wohooooooooooooooooo.......I am on diet and exercising though......so i will use the exercise and diet excuse when i start slimming down...LMAO #mercyjway

Have a nice day.....

hugs

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 SUBMISSION IN A RELATIONSHIP/MARRIAGE

Sometimes, it seems like men take advantage of submissive women because they don't understand that respect and love go both ways. A woman needs to know what a man truly wants and be willing to fulfill those needs to earn his love and respect. This is why it's crucial for her to identify her purpose in the relationship before committing to it.

When a woman understands her value and what she brings to the relationship, she's more likely to be respected and loved. The value a woman places on herself often determines how she's treated. If she knows what a man desires in a partner and meets those expectations, she's more likely to earn his love and respect. This doesn't mean compromising her own values or identity but rather being a supportive and complementary partner.

In any successful relationship, both partners need to feel valued and respected. A woman who knows her worth and understands her role in the relationship can build a stronger connection with her partner. By doing so, she can create a more balanced and fulfilling relationship where both partners appreciate and respect each other.

Interestingly some men find overly submissive women irritating, as it can give the impression that they lack self awareness or direction.

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HILARIOUS STORY

“I once followed a talking stage to the club, not because he asked, but because i wanted to. A calculated risk, and baby, I came prepared.

I wore an extremely short dress, the kind that disrespects weather, morals, and physics. The kind that if you dared to bend over, the ancestors would look away in shame. It was giving dangerously delicious, and I knew it.

He, on the other hand, wore a fresh white shirt and fitted jeans. He looked like he smelled of ego, cologne, and expectations. As we danced, he kept ordering drinks. The lights were flashing, waistlines whining, and somewhere in the chaos, I remembered I had already told him: I don’t do well with alcohol. But did he listen? No. 

He kept the glasses coming like he was trying to baptize me into hangover nation.
After gulping my last glass, I flipped the switch, entered my drunken baddie era. I started whispering premium nonsense into his ears. Stuff like “Zaddy, I can’t wait to be in your bed… my body yearns for you so much.”
Boom. That was it. Immediately, his body language shifted. Man started acting like he just won a scholarship to sin. He rushed us out of the club like a I d with a deadline. “Let’s go home,” he said.

Now, let me explain. Home, according to him, was his house.

On our way, man had the audacity…THE AUDACITY to call his friend, put the call on speaker, and say, “Guy, this babe don high… I swear, tonight go mad. I dey carry am go house now. She dey already give me green light.”

In my still-very-much-sober mind, I screamed oh really? But in my Oscar-worthy performance, I giggled drunkenly and said, “Wait, baby. Can we quickly branch my house? I wanna grab my undies and an extra dress. I’m spending the whole weekend with youuuu.”

He almost tore the steering turning into my street.
As we got to my place, I stepped out of the car like I was entering a bridal suite, leaned into his ear and whispered seductively, “Wait for me baby…”, the kind of whisper that unlocks nonsense in men.

I got inside, locked the door behind me, stripped, took a long relaxing bath, put my phone on vibration, and slept like a newborn.
No guilt. No shame. Just peace. 

By the time I woke up the next morning, my phone looked like it had been in a custody battle. 20 missed calls. One message on the lock screen:

“You are heartless.”

I smiled and texted ….”I want you baby”.

Zaddy texted me and said i will hear from his legal team but before then he will show me pepper.... I know he has a lot of military friends, so I've planned on moving to another apartment before the end of this month... Before soldiers will destroy my fine face with beating lol” RUDA
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SIX TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE BANKING HALL:

1 - The Pen Borrowers: They're always in the bank, common pen they won't have. These people are very dangerous, once you borrow them the pen, you may find it difficult to identify them. At a bank in Nigeria, once someone tells you "may I have your pen?" Believe me bros, that's the last time you will see that pen (except if you're lucky).

2 - The "I dey your Back" Team: Immediately they enter the bank, even before taking the slip (withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last person and you hear them saying, "I'm at your back". If care is not taken, about 8 people can tell you "I dey your back" then at then end of the day, they cause confusion (na me dey hin back, I don tell am I was here before your blah blah)

3 - The No protocol team: This kind of people don't obey the 1st come, 1st served slogan! They're mouthed in the bank! Immediately they come in, they just walk up to the cashier or manager, he asks them to sit down & within 5 mins they've completed their transactions while you still dey there looking like mumu for queue. (There is God oooo!)

4 - The Bank Door rejectees: These people will always have a problem with the bank door, then you see them removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and yet the machine keeps shouting "please go back" My bros next time, come to bank naked! Biko, he go allow you in... #LOL!

5 - The slip wasters: These kind of people can waste slip for Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na JAMB questions, you see them cancelling, tearing, squeezing & taking another one. To write common 3780 Naira in words na gobe. Even the so called undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario................... CHAI!!!

6 - The people from Another Planet: These people usually behave like them no dey this world since 2 years! They will always be asking for today's date, even after telling them the correct date, they will ask someone else again. I tire for this people oooooo............

Which number do you fall in the above....

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WEIRDFACTS

 ----- Farting might actually be good for you!

As odd as it sounds, releasing gas is a natural way your body maintains balance. Some studies suggest that passing gas may help reduce high blood pressure and even support gut health by relieving built-up pressure in the intestines.

So next time you feel embarrassed—remember, it’s just your body doing a little housekeeping.

----Bras were called “breast bags” in medieval times

-----Studies suggest that writing down your worries before taking an exam can help you score higher.

-----Lemon juice with a pinch of salt (warm) every morning lowers cholesterol levels and brings down your weight.

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