Rumour Has It...

 What you are about to read may sound like a movie.......A Movie on legs!

What you are about to read may sound like a movie.......A Movie on legs!

Rumour has it that he was down with some kind of health issues for 2 years and in that two years while the Mrs attended to him, the home was gbensh free because the cucumber was also down temporarily...

The Mrs decided to test the waters outside, the way he used to do and she would forgive him.....In fact the Mrs forgave him so many times that she lost count of it..

So the Mrs tested that fruit with a man who is taken and it was allegedly so sweet that it may have been more than once...

As he got better he began to snoop and what he saw proved his suspicions true that the Mrs had eaten outside... His anger took the better side of him and there was verbal confrontation and altercation...He was freaking mad that the Mrs don go chop cucumber outside.....The Mrs begged and begged and apologised but oga no wan hear and began moves to pull out...Oh he was in shock and termed it betrayal by those wey he love.....You remember say he do one long a letter post the day he announce say he don marry again.

The Mrs watched him walk out and into the arms of the waiting one wey dem say  all big boys for Lagos don wack her yellow food..

He refused to forgive despite all the settlement meetings set up.......

He married the waiting one whom he may have been dating while married to the Mrs.........life!

The Old Mrs , who is now known as EX, has relocated to another Country with their seeds and is quiet and rebuilding her life...some whisper that '' She don tire sef cos of how the Mr been dey behave and that hot temper fit boil beans''.Others say she dey miss and dey bite finger say if to say she know she for no go taste another cucumber.

Them say he get correct fire temper and the new Mrs eyes go soon clear bt that may not be true cos the new Mrs is im love and enjoying the perks that come with being Mrs XYZ..

What did that giant say again in the fairytale movie Jack and the beanstalk?

he said  ''FEE-FI-fo-fum, I smell the bl3od of an Englishman. Be he alive, or be he dead, I'll grind his bones to make my bread."