TUESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 Hailings.....

TUESDAY MEMO

I salute the way i normally salute.....I am on my way out to buy things to make Naija kinda peppered sauce and coconut rice...I have gotten that order again from them...lol..

The Blessed, handsome, fun loving , down to earth,Bambinos love this combo but only ask once in a blue moon.....My hubby complains to everyone that i dont give him Naija food to eat again....Story.....He only eats Okro soup and i hate the way his face is when he is eating it and his eyes will be like a lizard will jump out of the food at any moment.....So i stopped..Oga eat your oyibo food and leave Naija food..LOL....I order for cooked Naija food from Berlin and i put in the freezer for me alone whenever i feel like eating...lol

I need ask you women with spouses,, Do you cook fresh food everyday or do you cook and freeze for when it is needed?...I cook everyday except the free days i have cos the Bambinos always want something else everyday and i cant force them at all.....Those of you whose kids eat anything, una no sabi wetin God do for una at all.....

I chose my darling BV Shootergal to choose 10 names from Friday in house news for me but she has not been on the blog so i will have to choose someone else to do it for me but i have to stick to names i can relate with cos of #ummugate.

BV Jerry Anuty can you help me pick ten names? if you pick your babes, side chics and friends i will cancel the list oh...let it be a balanced list....You will post the list tomorrow...Please dont go back to Fridays post, use todays post to fish for Ids that should be recipients.

Enjoy the rest f the day people.....

Please send in your Chronicles....

LMOA @BV DOG

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ALLEGED MIRACLE LEAVES

This leave works wonders.....I hear that if you boil it, the water becomes blood red and can be used to cure a lot of issues in the body...I have not tried this and cannot recommend it to anyone ..Please do your homework to be sure that you are not drinking poison that will add more to your worries...

This was sent in by BV Chika

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IMPORTANT MEMO TO MEN AGED FROM 25-30 YEARS OLD

-Don't make mistakes some of our Fathers or elder Brothers made.

-Marry now with the little you have. Don't wait to be a millionaire, Have kids early so you can grow with them.

-Grow with your kids and succeed with
your wife. You will never finish making money or achieving your plans.

-You might still not succeed at your target year. So start your life early, with consistency you will grow.

-My father said this to me: _When i was 25, i was talking about making billions before i marry.

-Many years later, billions didn't come, yet no kid no wife... I had an opportunity to marry the most beautiful love of my life very early, But my fear was, can i really take care of her? But right now She's married with Four grown up children.

-The guy that married her was still schooling then, but had the courage. They worked hard and succeeded together. I failed, so please if you can feed yourself, you can feed your wife. You have to believe it, marry early, don't wait.

Don't make our mistakes, I see my childhood friends play with their kids..
Most of them are not doing as well as me.. But they are happier with their families..

Trust me it isn't money only, but Rather your Maturity, your happiness depends entirely on your wisdom and the way you Handle Life. With a well planned life they are happier.

Trust me it isn't money, What is our problem?
Build mansion, buy the latest Car in Town, marry Sharon stone type, but still we don't have those things we dreamt of, and of course the years we wasted, we can never have them neverrrr!!!_

-Please don't be 60yrs old and your kids will still be in their 20's..What are you supposed to be at that age? Their grand father.

-Please young men, take my advice seriously.
Marry, don't be afraid, that girl you are finding too many fault in has many good qualities if you look well.

-Don't think you will get every thing before you settle down. God can change your life in a blink, with a good and Focus wife
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GO TO THE BATHROOM AND LEARN THE INTEGRITY OF THE BATHROOM.*

Have you ever thought of integrity and character of the BATHROOM?
Are you confused? Read on.....

1. *BATHROOM IS AN ENCLOSED ROOM....*
The *BATHROOM* is a separate part of the house that is purposely designed for bathing.
A small apartment carved out to see our nakedness, fault and accommodate our dirt.
Are you a *BATHROOM* ?
Do you cover people or you expose them?
Are you a defender or an offender?

2. *BATHROOM REFRESHES....*
Everyone of us comes out of the BATHROOM better than we entered. *BATHROOM* is a place of Relief and Refresh.
Are you sure people get better anytime they come in contact with you, or they get bittered?
Learn from your *BATHROOM*.

3. *BATHROOM IS A SECRET KEEPER....*
I have never come across any *BATHROOM* that shout and make noise, or expose your secret and nakedness to others. Once you move out of the bathroom, no one knows what had happened. In fact let one thousand people take bath in the same *BATHROOM,* I can guarantee you, It will never divulge your secret, figure or nakedness to another person. The scars which others cannot see, *BATHROOM* sees and knows it.
Are you trust worthy, responsible or dependable?
Learn from your *BATHROOM*.

4. *BATHROOM TOLERATES OUR EXCESSES ....*
Do you know that the *BATHROOM* is tolerant? It doesn't matter how dirty and smelly you are in the *BATHROOM*, it will never take advantage of your carelessness.
Do you flare up at the slightest mistakes and errors from others?
Are you patient enough to bear and tolerate the weakness of others?
Learn from the *BATHROOM.*

5. *BATHROOM IS ACCOMMODATING....*
Do you notice that we only run to the toilet, only when we need it? Yet, it will never block you from accessing it. *BATHROOM* will never ignore or reject you. If you like abandon it for years, any day you feel like going back to use it, it will accept, and accommodate you. Your place and space will be reserved for you.
How often do you forgive? How quick do you forget offence? How large is your heart? Do you correct in love or in anger?
Learn from the *BATHROOM..*

6. *BATHROOM FIX, AND FIRM...*
The fact that we have mobile toilets does not change the integrity of the bathroom. *BATHROOM* will never beg anyone to use it. It will never shift ground for any reason. If you are ready to come, it will accept you, but for her to run after you is not possible. Learn from the *BATHROOM..*

7. *BATHROOM HAS ENTRY AND EXIT...*
Bathroom will never retain any rubbish and trash you give to it. The entrance to the bathroom is always wide, while the channel of transferring your dirt is small.
*BATHROOM* has a large heart and will never keep record of wrongs. How large is your heart?
Do you have integrity at all? Can we trust your words? Why are you easily influenced?
Are you not compromising in the face of trials and tribulations, especially when men ignore you?
Learn from the *BATHROOM..*
Lastly, You cannot provoke *BATHROOM*, as you can do in the Living room. If you like make noise, sing, shout, keep silent, splash water in the *BATHROOM*, it will never complain.
Do you also know that BATHROOM without any complaints whatsoever command respect. When you use it you take good care of it. If you do your part in the life of others you will be cleaned and sprayed with good perfume and deodorants.

Do you see the correlation between the *BATHROOM* and human life?
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This is deep!!!

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WEIRDFACTS

-If you stay, stay forever. If you go, do it today. If you change, change for the better. If you talk, make sure you mean what you say.

-People who are risk-takers in their youth also tend to take relatively more risks than their peers as they age, research shows.

-Exercise! The more you circulate your blood through your body, the more vibrant you will look. Also, sweating helps detoxify your skin.

-The genre of music you listen to affects how you perceive the world.

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