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Friday, October 31, 2025

Friday Night GistingPost

 Wey dem? We are with the gists or waiting to read the gists.......

55 comments:

  1. Just finished washing, Planning to eat confam Noodles and egg

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  2. I am watching this Argentinian series on Netflix (English Audio). Got the recommendation from Instagram and if you can endure the first few minutes of boredom, it’s a really good one. For me sha!

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    1. What’s the name?

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    2. Congratulations mate! I just dey read your doings yesterday, I dey busy this period jare.
      Congratulations, may God bless you for putting smiles on your parents' faces.❤️❤️


      Okay e dey unrelated to this comment but...😁

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    3. 20:20 sorry, thought I included the name. In English, it’s The Eternaut.

      Thanks so much Fidel.

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    4. Fidel where have you been, person dey miss you for here💕

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    5. Congratulations to you, Eka. I was late to the 'party'. Looking forward to reading many more accompanishments from you.

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  3. Fun Day!!!
    When for a Registry Marriage this Morning,Then reception,Went Home,Crashed.
    Drinking Whiskey Currently in my Room,
    @ King Jerry,Whisky cannot be Compared to Beer🤪🤪🤪🤪.

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    1. Lol ! I trust you @Maria Shayo always dey the system....

      Yourself🥃 and @ Lora🥃 brand ambassadors

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    2. Marie yo...fine babe 😍
      How's the vacay? 🍹

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  4. The way I carry myself people think i'm rich.I often get stopped by strangers and people in the neighborhood asking for one assistance or the other.If only they know i'm drowning in debts and on less than 300naira account balance.I've just been turning little cash around for business and no serious profit cos I don't have stock in bulk.I thank God we don't look like what we are going through.

    Happy Weekend everyone.

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    1. Story of my life except the debts

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    2. Why can't you do something with your hands like cooking food for sale with the little cash with you?. Food business is always lucrative. You can be frying yam or potatoes or akara at a busy place. Don't wait till depression sets in. If one business is not paying your bills, change business

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    3. So na Akara and potato biz go settle bills? How many people dey chop for outside now

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    4. Anon 00:16 maybe she should take up ashawo business since people still gbensh outside.
      Yesterday here, I still bought #500 worth of puff puff from this woman on my street.
      It's laziness that is worrying most of you.

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  5. Just got home from a long journey,all Glory to God 🙏🏽

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  6. My people una good evening o. Happy Friday. Last Friday of the month and salary don enter so the lau lau go continue today o. Last week was so nice. Olosho boku for the joint, no be small. Dem come dey flock our table to follow us gist. Last last na two olosho man pikin carry go. Body no be firewood jare. Today na the same way I go operate again. Money full pocket. After today, I must gentle o. This money must last me until month end and this one wey Detty December dey come. Make man no go broke for Xmas o 😅

    I been wan finish my gist for the joint last week but I was carried away by too much distraction by all those oloshos wey come our table. But make I finish jare.

    So the girl come carry man pikin go one big baller joint say this is where the who is who come out to party in Cape Town. She told the bouncers say na VIP we dey go o. Na so we enter VIP and she ordered champagne and Henny. I talk say this girl must be a very big girl o. But wetin concern me. Make me sef chop woman money na hahaha. We started drinking and gisting. I come dey touch her body, she sef come dey grind on me. Omo, I was in heaven 😂

    As we finish the champagne, she called two of her friends to come join us to finish the henny. The friends came and drank, then said they were going to another joint and left. Na then wahala come enter o. As dem bring bill, she tell them say make dem give me. I was like mogbe 😱

    Me wey don think say this girl get money and use the small money wey dey my socks to tip bouncers and waitresses. Anyway, I remember say card dey inside my socks and na there I load some pounds wey I save from my London waka. Chai, na so I go finish my savings? I now gave them the card o. And it declined. I try again, it decline. Omo, I don enter am o. I now told the girl wey I think say Baba God send me to wait make I go hotel go collect money from safe. She say for where? She now told them that she doesn’t know me o. And now left me. Chei. See gobe 😱

    I started sweating profusely inside AC. My belle come dey run. I told the bouncer say I wan go toilet. Na so the bouncer follow me go toilet o. Omo, as I dey shait, i come dey imagine as I go wash plate tire that night. As I comot toilet, na so the bouncer seize my phone sha. He now called for back up and two bouncers say dem go follow me go hotel. If my oga see me, wetin I go talk? One mind come tell me say make I run but I think am say if them catch me, e no go easy o. Na so I agree say make we dey go. I come dey waka like thief with two bouncers following me. Babes just dey look me like 419 guy. Say see this useless Naija guy. I felt so ashamed.

    Luckily as we reach outside, I saw one ATM and tried and the money comot o. Na so I pay them the money and they brought my phone come give me. Omo, I felt so bad o. I come dey suspect say that girl dey work hand in hand with the club and na tactic wey dem dey use catch maga like me. Anyway, I learnt my lesson that night and just went back to hotel to sleep. The next day, I still comot again and enter another adventure o 🙈

    Make I rush dey go my joint jor. Olosho go too plenty tonight as per end of month things. Happy weekend to all!

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    1. Ikwakwakwakwakwakwa, Nne na wa o!.

      Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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    2. E be like that SA no be for you o. Them still run you street again. You met a beautiful dubious babe.

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    3. I don arrive joint. Na Halloween night dem dey do o. Olosho don collect all the better seat and dem say the rest of the better seats na reserved for oyibo. Them come say make I go back back go siddon. Which kind thing be this? My favorite waitress say make i no worry say she go chase some olosho comot for me. Na wa for these our naija joints o.

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    4. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 SA babes don show you shege o. E don reach wen you do dey ignore them.
      Kuku stick to your favorite waitress/olosho.

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    5. Hahahaha 🤣🤣
      Oko Ashi, you don jam the one wey nearly pass you. Pls be careful out there, you know we love you 😘

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    6. This man, do you even save for your future at all?
      See you praying for your salary to take you till month end, you live from salary to salary, no future ambition, no future plans, no vision, no mission. You just dey live life anyhow.
      NAWA oo

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  7. I had a very stressful day
    Good night guys, have a happy weekend 💞💞

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  8. Home cleaning and baking ongoing,it's expensive so we do it by ourselves.
    My 🫔🌮🍩🧇🥯🥞🧆🥨 snacks eh, ok na.

    Not stepping out next week,many will work from home too, what's all these demonic things being erected? A neighbor mounted flipping skeleton on black hood. Some patio has blood dripping from a basin,floor messed with red coloring despite the warnings ⚠️ issued.
    I don't do horror and our kids followed suit.

    Got a pack of Magic Moments (Remix) the chocolate flavored.
    The alcohol content is high so I'll mix with something.
    Will be watching 2 Nigerian films with another 9ja family before the wee hours when they leave.
    Screen is prompted already.

    Xhlrted P

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  9. Weekend wey go stew na Friday night dey kick start am. I'm used to this lifestyles. Soft life relaxation thing. Got some barbeque catfish garnished with chips. I don't do beer that much anymore. So I'm gonna go with some milky drink.

    You guys better make the gist interesting.


    © TEEJAY

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    1. The weekend really stew.. enjoy yourself.

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    2. What of your wife? She no follow chop? 🤔

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    3. 21.03, better don't bother yourself.

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    4. E joy your weekend Teejay 🍹

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  10. I just got back from Anambra, the roads are so bad, my entire body is in pains, my goodness!! If I knew the roads were that bad I wouldn't have gone for this burial.

    I know someone that left for Lagos with night bus 2 weeks but spent almost 24 hours on the road cuz the roads were so bad and to think Christmas is by the corner and people will start travelling.

    Basic amenities o, basic amenities is what we are still crying about in this country in 2025.

    I am going to have a hot shower and hot cup of coffee.

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    1. Pele ehn, you need a warm bath & plenty sleep dear 😴

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  11. Dunno between original toast bread with ( toaster) and Nkechi toasting(dry fying ) bread with pan which one get me tonight 😂
    Ended up using the pan, now spread butter on it with hot Milo.
    I no kee person 😂lemme take care of Me by Me.

    Una happy Weekend o , 💕

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    1. Don't forget to drink Wo ah 🤪

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    2. Enjoy babygirl 😘
      Happy midterm dear 💃

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    3. Wo ha for sure NN🤣
      Adunni mi dear 💕

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  12. Just here trying to put thus cover letter together for yet another application!

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    1. Weldone dear, God will make it happen 👏

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  13. I feel like going out but man pikin gads obey the brokenness call. I'm home and bored🙄

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    1. You can do a solo party inside na 😊 Before le Boo will be around 👍

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  14. About to pray and go to bed.

    I have some downloaded movies I had thought I would watch today but my soporific eyes no go gree me.

    Today has been a hectic day for me but the money must be made.

    Thanking God for being my going out and my coming in.

    Good night SDK family.

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  15. Your entire house is about to be blessed.

    Claim it with faith. Amen!
    Good evening lovelies 💜

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  16. Watching Three Body Problem on Netflix, I’m into the 3rd episode abd not sure if I like it or h8te it, but inexplicably compelled to finish the series. I feel like the bloody thing has possessed me.

    Will jump over to Prime later and watch Jurassic Park. Cold and rainy with gray skies all day, I think we are getting the remnants of hurricane Melissa. That bytch needs to just die and be forgotten.

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  17. Thanking God for a successful day. Make una bring gist.

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  18. Oya wey dem let the gists roll in...🥰
    Abeg why body dey sweet me this night like this? Lol

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  19. Here watching physical: Asia .
    Thank God for light,date. And good network.
    So mad yesterday,went I heard they have shifted our pop. I slept up from 3pm to 1am. I want to go home. I'm tired. Let me face the new level.

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  20. Finally getting some me time 💃💃💃💃

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  21. Babe come block me house.. we dey knack since oooo.
    I don't see person wey match my energy

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