Dear Tiwa Omolara Savage (TOS):
Almost one week ago, I wrote and submitted a marriage proposal to you. Indeed, I dreamed of having you as my better-half.
It's my belief that you're too young and beautiful to be a second or third wife to any polygynist. Men, by nature, view themselves as conquerors in spousal relationships. Becoming a second or third wife will atrophy your music talents. Spousal conflicts will negatively affect your musical inspiration. I speak from my knowledge of a son, born in polygamy. My dad had 19 children. In fact, I grew up in a polygamous home, where rivalries and petty jealousies between wives exist. You're too beautiful and talented to be in such a situation. It's a battlefield, where, as a global brand, you'll be enmeshed in diurnal blows.
You need a husband who's monogamous, and willing to love you, and adopt your son as his.
Marrying into a monogamous, nuclear family will give you an Eldorado. Peace. Perfect peace. Love. Beauty. Longevity. Sexual satisfaction from a husband with one wife will give you rest of mind. Such a husband will be fit enough to sexually perform ultimately for spousal good. Sexual satisfaction breeds peace and contentment.
Lest I forget, you had tasted marriage before. You cannot afford to go into another marriage to fight marriage wars. You've only one life to live. Once beaten, twice shy.
Yes, there are tens of marriage proposals flooding your Internet space. Most of these guys are out to chop and run. For me, I'm coming in to continuously water the garden. I'm going to add, not reduce, to your successes.
For the record, I'm a Nigerian. I'm Isoko of Delta State. In all modesty, I'm educated: an alumnus of the Universities of Benin and Lagos. I'm a Management Consultant, Author and Publisher of academic textbooks.
As I said earlier, I'm NOT coming to chop (eat) and run. I'm eminently qualified to run your music brand, tour plans and add to your release of more global serenade of evergreen music.
As you can deduct from my proposal, I'm single. I was once married to a beautiful and intelligent Yoruba woman of Ijebu stock.. However, God made her to kick the bucket on Monday, 19th August, 2019. She was 59. I still cherish her care and evergreen counsel. If, it's God's will, you'll fill the void, won't you?
I'm not looking for a perfect TOS. No! You've your own weaknesses. I, too, have mine. We'll work out a way to bond our relationship. I know you're sanguine in temperament. I'm choleric.
As a Christian, I do not drink alcohol; I do not smoke; I do not womanize. Even if you drink alchohol, I won't castigate you. We shall have a Damascus-road encounter. Deep calls deep.
You please marry a Christian. Don't marry any man, though a billionaire, who has four or five wives already. Most polygamous marriages are covers of witches and wizards. The wives already in that marriage will bring you down. Accept my marriage proposal.
I pray God to guide you in choosing a husband. I look forward to hearing from you soon.
Thank you.
Sincerely yours
Festus Awolowo Etame
Abuja
Afi TOS naa. Na wa!
ReplyDeleteDelulu🤣🤣🤣. See explanations and convincing naa. Hmmmm...It's okay.
ReplyDeleteGuy must have been a very good debater in school back then. So Oga why Tiwa, you no see anyone around you? Can you handle her celebrity lifestyle? Can you tush up? It is good to be bold sha.
DeleteI like what his weed supplier is giving him. That's some good shit.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand though, Tiwa Savage haff really suffered.
😁😁😁😁 the man is high as a f...
DeleteDog say na weed, 😂
DeleteLmao 🤣🤣 Oga continue, in football we call it high pressing..so press harder she will fall for you
ReplyDeleteIsoko men with scope? God abegth thee 😅
Osetigo
Deleteachom ego ooooooooooo. Stella stop that thing. d man is loaded in pockects n under.
ReplyDeleteYour late wife died age 59, so isoko man how old are you
ReplyDeleteShe calls for it.
ReplyDeleteAHHHHH sdk how you take know Tiwa sexual prowess and satisfaction 🙄🙄
ReplyDelete🎶Shey you dey whine me ni oh oh🎶
ReplyDeleteFunny guy,I like his guts🤣🤣
Apply pressure ,she will fall for you
If delulu was a person.😁😁
ReplyDeleteIt's how these Men think that everybody can chop shit just because of money for me.😏😏🤯🤮
Oga chase your dream you hear, I say chase am and never give up.
ReplyDeleteNo be small thing o😀
ReplyDeleteListen to him
ReplyDeleteWhy not
He has stated his mind, it's left for Tiwa to respond
ReplyDeleteGood for her .
ReplyDeleteMr Festus the lover boy 🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteO chim! I’m short of words
ReplyDeleteSomebody's husband and father, disgracing the whole family..
ReplyDeleteThis Isoko man should stay clear. Tiwa is my baby.
ReplyDeleteMany delulu people all around 😂
DeleteMake una dey shoot una shots ooo, but abeg make una no shoot am die.
Wahala 🤣
ReplyDeleteI lost it at “diurnal blows”🤣🤣🤣 If Tiwa wants to trend for a while she can go on a date with him, with good security around. Christmas is coming and we all need a little more jingle in our pockets, maybe she will sell some new streams with her male fans.
ReplyDeleteThis seems genuine. Tiwa should should meet up with this man to know him better.
ReplyDeleteI don’t understand why people are laughing, what is wrong with him? Did she marry her level before? Was her ex husband her level? To me there’s nothing wrong with this man.
ReplyDeleteWetin una no mean sef 🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteMan is shooting his shot, who knows 🤷🏻
No be Tiwa talk say she ready to be second wife? Rat, cat, dog & all sorts go try their luck na?
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