Monday In House News

 Monday good feeling hailings....

MONDAY MEMO....

How is everyone doing?

Una don chop? You dey OK?........

Now let me get something clear to you........I do not know most of you here and our chit chat and blog friendliness ends here, please do not come to my whatsapp to ask me for money when i do not know who you are and if you are a scammer....Even if you ask me for one kobo, it does not matter, you violate the right to privacy when you do that...Next time think of an email and dont attempt to come close to me via whatsapp... lets get this clear please!!!

Ehen to BV Abi, I am not setting you up oh, I like your ahewo personality so i got curious, if i be guy i for make move to gbensh you oh......LMAOOOOO

Besides there is no rule that says i should have only one sister here .....Infact i dont have any again and wanna start all over cos its like some have branded me big sis of a small sis and feel that they are tresspassing...I am and wanna be a sister to all...Abeg i tire for the English that i just SPAKE...hehehehehehehehehe

Enjoy the rest of your day.......

I have not even had breakfast today, I only had a cup of tea and slept off....

About to make a Jogurt mix and then eat a small portion of bulgur wheat and sauce....

Enjoy the rest of the day and remember say every mallam get kettle!

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NOTORIOUS FOR JESUS

DUMBEST THING I EVER DID.

The dumbest thing I have ever done happened one Saturday afternoon when hunger was dealing with me mercilessly.

 I rushed to the kitchen, washed some beans, and proudly set them on the gas. I could already imagine the delicious porridge I was about to devour. For nearly an hour, I kept pacing around, checking every five minutes, waiting for the aroma to fill the house.

At some point, I even scolded the beans in my mind for being too stubborn. “Why are you taking forever to cook?” I muttered, my stomach growling louder by the second. I opened the pot and saw the beans looking exactly the same way I had poured them in. Still hard, still dry, still STILL.

Confused, I leaned closer and realized the truth that almost made me faint, I had not even turned on the gas! 

For a whole hour, I was waiting for imaginary fire to cook real beans. The hunger that followed after that discovery was spiritual. 

To say I was disappointed was an understatement; I was devastated.
Till today, anytime I put beans on fire, I double-check like five times just to be sure the gas is actually on.

So, tell me, what’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever done?

Those of you who actually wash beans and cook it must be very patient and loving in real life because i cannot imagine it ....

The dumbest thing i ever did was tasting alcohol when i was still a teen to see what it tastes like...It was beer actually and i can still feel the bitter taste on my tongue..I threw up so much...Its one of the reasons i hate beer and cant deal..

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 TRUE STORY OF IGBESE AND DEPORTATION

''The family’s deportation reportedly followed a visa dispute that arose shortly after their arrival in the country

A family of 5 that borrowed 20 mlIlion naira to travel to UK got deported barely 2 years after living in UK.

It happened that the man, his wife, their two children tràvelled to UK together with the woman's I#te sister's child that is 18 years old.

While preparing their tr@vel documents, they added the 18 year old girl as their biological child and travelled with her.

They have been married for 15years and have been living with the girl since she was 3 after her mom d!ed.

Fast forward while in UK, the woman wanted to get revenge on the man for how he treated her back in Nigeria, she wrote the appropriate authorities to remove the man from their papers.

The man didn't want to sink alone so he also wrote the same authorities and told them that their first child (the 18 year old) is not their biological child.

That they l!ed to bring the child into the country along with their own children.

After investigations, they packed both husband, wife and 3 kids back to Naija.

The 18 year old have already started school there before this happened.

Who is at fault? The man or the wife?

Meanwhile, the 20 million igbese they borrowed hasn't been paid back''

- Edith Nwas

CHAI!!!!...this is so so sad!!!

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WEIRD FACTS

----If you keep smelling something that is not really there, you may be experiencing the earliest symptoms of schizophrenia.

----When. You. Read. Stuff. Like. This. The. Voice. In. Your. Head. Takes. Pauses.

----Breakups are hard to deal with because the body and mind goes through withdrawal, like drug addiction - we become addicted to love.

----Singing helps to reduce depression and anxiety, increases the oxygen flow to your lungs and helps you have better posture.

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FIVE THINGS YOU MUST DO IF YOUR WIFE EARNS MORE THAN YOU

1. Guard Your Ego, Not Your Position.
Her income doesn’t reduce your worth. A secure man knows that leadership in a home is not about who earns more, but who takes responsibility with love, vision, and humility.

2. Redefine Provision.

 Money is not the only form of provision. Emotional stability, direction, protection, and spiritual leadership are priceless currencies too. Don’t underestimate your value because it isn’t measured in naira or dollars.

3. Partner, Don’t Compete. 

Marriage is not a financial Olympics. When her success becomes our success, both of you rise. Competing with her means you’ve already left the team.

4. Communicate About Money With Maturity.
Many marriages break, not because of money, but because of silence and pride. Talk openly about finances, budgets, and goals. Transparency keeps resentment out of your home.

5. Celebrate Her, Don’t Diminish Her.
A wise man understands that celebrating her wins is not weakness its strength. Her rising doesn’t cast a shadow on you; it shines light on your joint future.

“If her success intimidates you, it’s not her money that’s the problem it’s your mindset.”

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THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW!!!

1. Stand when talking with your seniors.

2. Give up your seat for the elderly.

3. Never exchange words with your parents even if they’re wrong. Clarify your point another day when temperatures cool down.

4. Don’t pocket or chew gum while addressing people in public.

5. Waiting for others to finish their point doesn’t kill.

6. Wait for others during meals.

(This embarrassed me when i just came to Europe ooooooh...We were in a Restaurant and they had started serving, as soon as mine got to me I started eating and my brother in love called me to order...cheiiiiiiiiiii.....My hubby had a good laugh cos he had corrected me severally but i no hear...After that day i didnt try it again)

7. Give thanks before eating.

8. You can do better than a hyena. Eat moderately.

9. Learn to share the road.

10. Stop hooting unnecessarily.

11. Be patient with others.

12. Never pee nor dump by the roadside.(Side eyes at some Naija people)

13. Be considerate of fellow humans.

14. Don’t squeeze in a narrow entrance.
15. Learn to give way.
16. Hold doors open if others are behind you and never jump the queue.
17. Always be civil and orderly. 

*Practice simple sense that makes sense and teach them to your children!*

To be continued inside Tuesday In House News

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