MONDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 Hailings!!!

MONDAY MEMO

How una dey this nice, cold and wet Monday after noon? Time has changed and I love its slowness...…..It was too fast before....These people should just stop messing with the clocks abeg…...In fact they should stop manufacturing media that changes the time by itself...I noticed that all media changed except the wall clock in my room.

The US based BV who says she has been reading this blog since 2015 and reads it everyday has sent in 500k for me to share for BVs for Christmas......Yaaaaaaaaaaaay….

The BV is cousin to a famous person and has once corrected a story I wrote on her relative...lol..
She says she was quite surprised I enabled the comment...Of cos I always respectful peoples comments and stopped enabling comment on people who started behaving as if they are entitled to insult me...I only enable what I wanna respond to now...
Thank you very much my darling BV, I know you will see this. God bless you..
You are now my friend cos I like people wey get money..lol

Today nah Noodles and chick peri peri i dey make.....I made Onions soup yesterday for today..You make it a day earlier to make it very tasty.....I made it with farm onion, soft cheese, white cream, minced beef, carrot, celery and green beans...E too yummy

Enjoy the rest of the day!!!!

########################

BV IYA NIMI COVERS IN HOUSE NEWS

She says ''God is not slow''

Iya nimi the coconut head...you are so pretty but your mouth no good at all....I can remember that year that you came into my inbox to fight...Chei, you really gave it to me and you vanished from the comment section...

Your mouth no good but i like you cos you say it as it is, you no dey pretend like some people..... I always have a good laugh when i see your comments and i know that you would be in for a good whooping by fellow BVs....

##############

WEIRD FACTS

----People often pace while talking on the phone because they lack visual feedback
The brain compensates for this absence by channeling emotional responses into spontaneous physical movements

----You spend roughly 10% of your waking hours with your eyes closed as a result of blinking

---It would take you about 30 years to count to 1 billion

----Octopuses have three hearts

----Misophonia is a condition in which you are easily annoyed or angered by little things. Such as a person who eats or breathes too loudly.

#############

BV MISS H IN HOSPITAL AFTER NEAR ABDUCTION BY FULANI HERDSMEN

Get better soon Sweetheart

###################'

NOTORIOUS FOR JESUS
BEANS LOYALIST.
My son is a beans loyalist.
Forget politics, forget religion, his faith is beans.
No amount of rice, plantain, or stew can distract him.
I have tried every trick in the mother’s handbook.
Add vegetables, Mba! he picks them out.
Add fish, Iro ni! he pushes it aside.
Even meat, the almighty meat, gets ignored.
But beans? Oh! beans is his heartbeat.

One day I made jollof rice with beans.
Guess what? He patiently separated the rice like a customs officer. At the end, beans alone sat gloriously on his plate.

Another day, I tried beans with sweet potato.
He ate the beans, left the potato like an abandoned child.
I started to wonder if beans paid his school fees.
Or maybe beans whispered sweet somethings in his ears every night.
I even threatened that no more beans for him.
For where Nne? He just looked at me like, “Then no more son for you.”

Honestly, I’ve given up.
If beans is what makes him happy, let him eat beans. After all, who am I to come between true love?
Tell me, Do you have any food you are loyal to or have allergies to?

I HATE BEANS WITH A PASSION and this post pissed me off...lol

###############

An Inspiration For You Today

An unknown poet wrote: 'When things go wrong as they sometimes will, and the road you're trudging seems all uphill.
When funds are low and the debts are high, and you want to smile but you have to sigh.
When things are pressing you down a bit, rest if you must, but don't you quit!

Life is strange with its twists and turns, as every one of us sometimes learns. And many a failure turns about, when he might have won if he'd stuck it out.

Don't give up, though the pace seems slow-you might succeed with another blow. Often the goal is nearer than it seems, to a faint and faltering man. Often the struggler has given up, when he might have captured the victor's cup.

And he learned too late, when the night slipped down, how close he was to the golden crown.

Success is failure turned inside out-the silver tint of the clouds of doubt. You never can tell how close you are, it may be near when it seems afar.

So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit. It's when things seem worst that you mustn't quit.'
Best wishes… and don't you ever quit

Copied

#################