Comedian Jollof Apologises After Public Fight With VDM And Explains What Happened

‎Comedian Mr Jollof has tendered an apology after public,physical altercation with social media loudmouth VDM inside a Lagos bound airplane. After apologizing, he explained how he managed to handle VDM’s size by using punches, biting, and putting his hand in VDM’s eyes during the clash. He added that VDM has had the beating coming because he defamed his wife on social media and could not prove his claims in court.


He said:

‎"I want to use this medium to sincerely to apologize to NCAA, united Nigeria airline, the passengers that boarded 8:45am United Nigeria airline on the 17th November 2025.
‎I was only defending myself, you guys saw what happened. I am very very sorry if I delayed your appointment. This is not my kind of person, it will never happen again and to my lovely wife I know you are proud of me baby. 3000mg was sent and it was delivered no be by muscle.

‎And to my kids, I am sorry, Daddy will never do this again and to my boss I am very sorry this is not my kind of person I only defended myself.

‎On my way boarding the flight, I saw funnybone and we exchanged pleasantries. He told me VDM was inside, I just ignored him. He laid a false allegation against my wife which till date he couldn't prove .my wife took him to court.

‎I was already on my seat 7B and he was the last person boarding he was looking at me eyeball to eyeball I ignored him same way I have been ignoring him since my wife took him to court.

‎The juju he chop fail..... he walked from his seat 4F while I was in 7B. He is on the right I am on the left. He said "that slap you said you want to slap you for con slap me today make God punish your papa" I kept my cool because I always advocate for settling disputes through the court.

‎As e talk the thing finish some passengers started hailing him. You know who God wants to punish he will first make him deaf naim e con rise like bread dem soak for water and said if we come down from this plane I will slap you make God punish your papa.

‎Today God took the praise because when e comot from him seat 4F come meet me for 7B naim I defend myself. You know say we if you like gym, God bless my right hand nah 1000mg e dey serve.

‎As the first hand meet am everywhere first blur, he wanted to move again another one meet am. You know say this business of defending yourself nah brain work, I don look him size. Naim I bend am rush am. This VDM body is water water, akamu

‎As I rushed him to the other chair he pinned me. I promised him before that I will slap his eyes I chook my hand inside his eyes because he don restrict my airflow I was dying I needed to pull out!!! As I chook my finger inside his eyes it wasn't moving him naim I bite am. He moved and I landed another 1000mg.

‎I disciplined him since he was badly raised. He came on social media to destroy my wife's personality, a woman that I honour so much. You called her a promiscuous woman, she took you to court there was no evidence. "