Wednesday In House News

  Hailings.....

WEDNESDAY MEMO....

I salute everyone....Nothing to say but that it is a good day and you should never trade your peace of mind for a plate of porridge........
BV XP is yet to read my Tuesday memo inside in house news....Maam please read it and revert, thank you.
BV Kelvin dat Edo Boy (Not Stellz cousin) how are you doing? its been a bit and i want you to know that i heart you ( I only use the I love you word for certain category of people) a lot.....I hope you are doing good?

BV Olawealth, its been long you commented, na hustle do you abi na Ankara?LOL..

To those not commenting again with their IDs, just know that soldier go, soldier come Barracks still dey for Barracks!!!!
The second Batch of Christmas giveaway recipient will receive their alert today......It would have been today before In house news was posted but I forgot.

We assume that the first 10sets are OK cos i didnt see any complaints in the comment section and none was sent to Waju....
Enjoy the rest of your day, I cant believe next week is Christmas....

Happy woman crush Wednesday to all women and their men.......What did you get for woman crush Wednesday? Any gift? I got gifts from all my toasters...LOL

Side eyes at you know who and if you get it you get something...LOL

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NOTORIOUS FOR JESUS
FUNNY INCIDENT.

My friend is a picky eater but she likes to compete. I invited her on a date that my date had invited me. He had just returned from overseas and I didn't want to go alone.
We both, dressed to the heavens looking fly, sat at the table opposite each other with our super rich date.
Mr Date requested that we order food and I ordered Salad. My friend cannot eat Salad but because she didn't want to look local or out of place I guess, so she ordered the same.

She had barely taken a little bite when she felt the urge to vomit, I died ten thousand times.
With a loud splash, she regurgitated on the table and also into our food! 

My date and I.
You are right, he angrily left us at the restaurant. I have never felt more embarrassed. I equally left my friend at the scene. We haven't spoken since then until earlier this year.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha......What about the Date? why will someone vomit eating salad?

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INTERESTING  READ

-. Curiosity killed the cat
The complete line is: “Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.” Curiosity wasn’t the enemy. Lack of wisdom was.

- Great minds think alike
Originally: “Great minds think alike, though fools seldom differ.” Thinking alike doesn’t always mean thinking deep.

- Jack of all trades
Full meaning: “A jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one.” Versatility was never a flaw.

-Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
The full line: “Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.”
The pain of betrayal was the message, not gender.

- The customer is always right
Complete thought: “The customer is always right, in matters of taste.” Not behavior. Not disrespect.

- Blood is thicker than water
The original saying: “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.”
Chosen bonds can be stronger than biological ties.

- Rome wasn’t built in a day
Often completed as: “…but they were laying bricks every hour.”
Growth takes time, but effort must be daily.

- The pen is mightier than the sword
Because ideas shape minds long after force goes silent.

- Money is the root of all evil
Correct version: “The love of money is the root of all evil.”
Money is neutral. Obsession is dangerous.

-Silence is golden
Usually paired with: “…but speech is silver.” Silence is wisdom sometimes, not always.

- Practice makes perfect
Practice makes progress. Perfection is not the goal. Consistency is.

- Spare the rod and spoil the child
It was about guidance and correction, not cruelty. Discipline without love was never wisdom.

- God helps those who help themselves
Not a Bible verse, but quoted like one in Nigeria.

- What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger
Sometimes it just makes you aware, cautious, and in need of healing.

- You can’t have it all
You can, just not all at the same time.

-. Life is short
Life is actually long enough for regret to echo. Choose carefully.

- There’s no place like home
Only true if home is safe. Peace is better than nostalgia.

-. Respect your elders
Respect is important, but age alone does not equal wisdom.

-. Hard work pays
Hard work with sense, structure, and strategy pays.
Suffering alone is not a plan.

- Time heals all wounds
Time does nothing by itself. Intentional healing does the work.

Which one hit you the hardest? 

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THE MOST FAITHFUL WOMAN GETS TIRED

Everyone slips up, and no good woman ends a relationship over one moment of imperfection.
She left because the things that hurt her became your routine. What should have been rare became normal, and what she hoped would change only became more familiar.

The truth is, she wanted to stay.
She would’ve preferred rebuilding with you over starting fresh with someone new. She held on because she believed in who you could be, not just who you were in the moment.

She stayed because she hoped you’d rise to the level she knew you were capable of ...... the level she deserved.
But somewhere along the way, you assumed she’d never go. You grew comfortable. You ignored the signs. You treated her loyalty like a guarantee instead of a choice she kept making every day.
And when disrespect became the pattern, she finally chose herself.

Even the most faithful, patient woman has limits. Even the ones who fight with their whole heart eventually get tired of fighting alone.

And when she leaves, it’s not because she stopped caring ..... it’s because you stopped showing her you care.

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WEIRD FACTS
----The unhappiest people in this world tend to be the people who care the most about what everyone else thinks.

---Mathematicians have shown that calculus can be taught to kids as young as five years old.

---The quietest people tend to have the loudest minds.

---A chemist who tested drugs for police departments in thousands of court cases was high almost every day she went to work for eight years.

---Long life: There are more than 65,000 people in Japan that are over the age of 100.

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