You look for your child they are quietly destroying something in the house....
Do you have stories to tell? I do!!!
I looked away once when my Bambinos were kids and got up after like 30 mins to find that one of my Bambinos had cut off a chunk of his curly hair that i was crazy about.....I SCREAMED!!!
Lol 😂...
ReplyDeleteThe funny thing after committing the atrocities,see apologies..
Mummy I'm sorry ..
Mummy you don't love me again ba.
Mummy why are you shouting..
Mummy I will not do it again..
Lmao 🤣🤣 naso dem matter be o.
DeleteMy own na okomu palm oil of 10 lites they bought for me from Benin Adam finished everything come pour for face again...
DeleteHahahaha 🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteIs this butter or what?
Body cream
DeleteChai 🤣🤣
DeleteTha kd BJ 🤗
Mine was Christmas eve. I was in the guest bedroom working. All of a sudden, I heard both my boys coughing violently as if they were in the throes of death. I rushed to meet them in my bedroom and they were throwing up violently as well. The whole room was thick with odour of insecticide. They had reached into the top shelf of the wardrobe and carried it. They emptied the whole thing, a full can I had bought days before.
ReplyDeleteI quickly rushed them outside for them to get fresh air. I forced cupious volumes of ground nut oil down their throats and held their mouths until they swallowed. Minutes later, they started throwing up again. I needed them to. I then gave them warm milk to help neutralise the effects of excess stomach acid in their system.
Of course I wasn't going to tell the wife that our boys got the bright idea to try killing themselves on Christmas eve. She would have definitely chewed me out.
OMG 😱 thank God for your swift intervention.
DeleteSo you wife didn't get to find out 😂
Nope. I'm not going to ever tell her. I kind of still like staying alive.
DeleteDear Lord! Good you ran to them on time. Kids can do the unthinkable. ...oh thank you Jesus 🙏
DeleteOh dear..
DeleteThankGod you were around oh
Their innocent eyes balls looking into your soul after they have done the damages. 😁😁😁😁
ReplyDeleteThose innocent and angelic eyes are my weakness.
Delete😂😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteWhere do I start from...
ReplyDeleteThose legs looks like that of a 6yo,wallahi I go flog nonsense commot for your bumbum.
ReplyDeleteI tell you, na wetin I bin wan write. Ma ti fi omo rogun fo gbogbo ori e
DeleteMy thoughts exactly.
DeleteThese children can do wonders.
Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣 oh chim.
ReplyDeleteIf you notice they are too quiet, just know that they are creating havoc.
ReplyDeleteSilence Is Golden Unless You Have A Child....- Wrong
ReplyDeleteSilence Is Golden Until You Have A Child...- Correct.
Experience has taught me to keep them in sight, even though you cannot imagine what they will do the moment you turn your eyes away, just for 5 seconds.
ReplyDeleteMy boy was so to quiet for comfort one Saturday that I became worried. I started looking for him everywhere until I find him in the guest room using the water in the toilet bowl to wash my phone. He said mummy while I was playing with it, it started running temperature so I bath him.... I was just too weak to say anything. Na so that phone condemn.
ReplyDeleteSorry 😂
DeleteThis cream on his legs reminded about one time my second son poured my whole sun screen on the floor and used it to rub on his body, the tables and even the TV. Lord help us with these kids
ReplyDeleteLast weekend my 2 yo took baby oil that I just got, flipped it open and emptied the entire content on the floor
ReplyDeleteI wanted to rest because it was a bit quiet from the normal disturbances. It became very quiet and I was like let me quickly snap, then I realized he his not always quiet most times he isn't sleeping. I went to the sitting room, lo and behold, he emptied the whole water from the dispenser ...the whole bottle was almost gone,everywhere was flooded and messy . That was the end to my snap,because the mopping and cleaning cleared my eyes. I couldn't beat him, he was 18 months old!
ReplyDeleteLol
DeleteChildren have a mind of their own. Buy your children toys. It keeps them engaged, creative and also makes them intelligent.
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