THURSDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 Hailings to all.....

THURSDAY MEMO

How una dey? God is awesome and i bless him for giving me Solomons wisdom for certain things.Make una no vexs, i reverted to draft instead of posting and was waiting for comments, na when i see who ask me say no in house news today, i come realise..... My madam Sandra...lol

I noticed a lot of new IDs, una welcome officially but most of you are old IDs that dumped their old ones...No crime in that but dont act like you are new when there is anything to gain oh.

The person who talked about school fees yesterday and having Friday as deadline did not contact me again...I guess your village people dont want you to go to school...LOL

Enjoy your day and viel spass.

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BULGUR WHEAT COOKATHON

I listed particular ingredients for a meal and what i saw in the comment section on Tuesday made me laugh out loud so bad.

Let me tell you about Bulgur wheat...It is an healthy alternative to rice and 
contains
kcal:
Carbohydrates:
Protein:
Fat:
Vitamin A:
Vitamin B1:
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Vitamin B6:
Vitamin C:
Vitamin E:
Calcium:
Iron:
Potassium:
Magnesium:
Sodium:
Those who participated are......

 1) BV House of Janey - MEDITERRANEAN CHICKEN AND BULGUR FISH PILAF...Hahahahahahahahahaha God abeg!!!

2) BV Omo Brizzle - PIZZA -How????

3) BV Iya Nimi - BURGER WHEAT SALAD

4) BV Poshscents - CHICKEN CURRY SAUCE huh?

5) BV Queen Eliza - GRILLED CHICKEN CHOPS IN STIR FRIED VEGGIES- Hahahahahahahahahaha oluwa ooooo

6) BV Neesolah - BULGUR WHEAT JOLLOF

7) BV Esther Okoro - FRIED RICE HUH?

8) BV Lora - FRIED BULGUR WHEAT PREPARED LIKE FRIED RICE

9) BV Mor - NIGERIAN STYLE MIXED DISHES -Hhaahahahahahahha

10) BV Bennycoco - VEGETABLE SAUCE & WHITE RICE how?

11) BV ChardeyAlade - CHICKEN SAUCE WITH CORNSTARCH TO THICKEN IT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

12) BV Game Mistress - BURGER Faints

13) BV Uzu Anwuli - BULGUR WHEAT IN JOLLOF STYLE

14) BV Mc Pinky - COCONUT JOLLOF RICE -faints again

15) BV Lane Minder - BULGUR WHEAT SALAD

16) BV Teacher NK - BULGUR WHEAT haahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah

17) BV Glory O - VEGETABLE SAUCE & WHITE RICE -hahahahahahhahahah

18) BV Golden - LIZARD FISH & CHICKEN CHOPS STIR FRY hahahahahahahaha

19) BV Medussa - BULGUR WHEAT & VEGETABLE SAUCE

20) BV MIDE(plastic id) - CHICKEN SAUCE

21) BV Fresh Petals - BULGUR WHEAT SOUP how??????????

22) BV Ace - BULGUR WHEAT & VEGETABLE SAUCE

23) BV GoldenTulip - NIGERIAN BULGUR JOLLOF WITH CHICKEN & FISH STEW

24) BV Talita - FRIED RICE & SEASONED FRIED FISH loooooooooool

25) BV Mariam - JOLLOF BULGUR WHEAT WITH FRIED FISH & BOILED EGGS

26) BV VelvetFire - BULGUR WHEAT JOLLOF STYLE STIR FRY

For trying, everyone will get something just send your details to Waju...

This is bulgur wheat in different forms....I am making it over the weekend as well...

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BV TEEJAY GIFTS FELLOW BVS 'RICHARD' CARD

Chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Teejay is gifting people cards? Awesome God i give you all the glory that i witnessed this day!..I pray to witness the day that he will gift people business giveaway.....You are a work in progress Teejay and i have told you severally not to be mindful of what the naysayers say...Just stay focused

Thank you for the cards....

Please if you load this card, indicate and thank him......

Also i understand this about giving cards, but it would be better to contact Waju if you wanna do cards giveaway...It will enable pick people and publish the IDs of those who got.....Make one person no load all these cards sha

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WEIRD FACT

----Respect other people's feelings. Even if it doesn't mean anything to you, it could mean everything to them.

----If you are at least 6 feet 2 inches tall, you are taller than 94% of the world.

---Mistakes are proof that you are trying.

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LITTLE ADVICE FOR MEN.

---Don't sacrifice ur happiness for a woman
----Don't train any woman in school while u did not go.
---Don't give any woman a life that you have not given to urself.
---Don't empower any woman unless you are 90 and better than her.
------If u know how fast women forget the good deeds and sacrifice done for them, u will fear women.
The truth is all the things u are doing for her means nothing to her and u will only discover this when she finds ur replacement and that is not difficult for her.
The only thing women remember is the bad u did to them and not the good ones.
----A woman's loyalty is not guaranteed.
Never do anything for a woman what u can not let go
To whom brain is given, sense is expected
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10 common landlord tricks that tenants must never fall for 

My friend once rented an apartment where the landlord promised heaven on earth.
“Everything is working perfectly,” he said.
Two weeks after moving in, the wahala started.
That experience and many others I’ve seen taught me this:
Landlords in Lagos don’t always lie…
They just postpone the truth.

1. “I Will Fix It Next Week”
Next week becomes next month.
Next month becomes next year.
Before you know it, your rent has finished but the problem is still there.
Rule:If it’s not fixed before you move in, assume it will never be fixed. 

2. “Just Manage It Like That for Now”
This sentence is very dangerous.
“Manage the wiring.”
“Manage the leaking roof.”
“Manage the water for now.”
Rule:You didn’t pay rent to “manage.” You paid to live comfortably.

3. “Your Caution Fee Is With the Agent”
This is one of the oldest tricks in Lagos.
When it’s time to refund, suddenly:
Landlord says it’s with agent
Agent says landlord has it
You are now the messenger between two adults
Rule:Always know who is holding your caution fee — in writing.

4. “Previous Tenant Spoiled Everything”
Broken doors, bad sockets, leaking pipes everything is blamed on the former tenant.
Meanwhile, the house has been like that for 10 years.
Rule:If it’s damaged before you move in, document it or don’t accept it.

5. “Don’t Worry, We Don’t Increase Rent Here”
Every Lagos tenant has heard this.
Two years later:
“Oga, economy don hard. Rent don go up.”
Rule:If it’s not in the agreement, it doesn't exist.

6. "No Problem With Water Here”
After moving in:
Pump is bad
Borehole is dry
You’re buying water every week
Rule:Test water yourself. Don’t trust mouth.

7. “We Don’t Disturb Tenants Here”
But landlord shows up unannounced.
Caretaker monitors your visitors.
Compound meetings every week.
Rule: Privacy should be discussed before payment, not after.

8. “We’ll Deduct It From Your Caution Fee”
By the time you’re leaving:
They deduct for paint
Deduct for bulb
Deduct for wear and tear
You end up with nothing.
Rule: Normal usage is not damage. Know the difference.

9. “Pay First, We’ll Sort Paper Later”
This one is very risky.
No receipt.
No agreement.
No proof.
Rule:
No paper, no payment.

In real estate. especially in Lagos, what you don’t ask can cost you more than what you pay.
Renting a house is not just about money.
It’s about clarity, documentation, and asking uncomfortable questions early.

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