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Do not Judge if you have never walked in anyone's shoes..
I saw a certain story on this Blog last week and the comments shocked me...It was about the man that did not allow his wife to have her bath....
I am in the same position and my wife has started rebelling by having her bath even up to twice a day...
I told her of this before we married and she agreed but now it looks like she probably agreed to marry me with the mindset of changing me........
The twist in this issue is that while my wife smells nice, for the past months, I have been crazy about our house help because her unwashed smell drives me crazy...Yes, that village girl that no one looks at is now where my eyes are cos my wife decided not to honor her part of our deal...
I would have continued eating without bothering about this Chronicle but the house help is presently pregnant and I have told her not to touch it..
I am waiting for my wife to find out and we will have a talk about it and I will take the house help to my sisters place until I can secure her a place...The deed has been done but I do not have any regrets
My wife crossed the boundary when in defiance and trying to get people on her side, she spilled a secret that I trusted her with....I am not in any bad business and earn my living legit but what I have is not something I can explain, I am even ashamed about it and have tried severally but the smell of unwashed body waiting for me is all I want...I am not say that she should not stay so but on the days she does not go out, just leave it for me but she decided to run her mouth to her friends and one of the friends hubby who is my friend asked me about it.....
We are a new couple of almost two years and not ttc cos my wife said she wants to spend the first few years enjoying the marriage...
I will not ask her to leave and I will not ask the other lady to terminate...I have told my family everything and they are ready to support me...I just need advice on if I should wait for my wife to find out or if I should tell her myself..
My sis wants me to tell her myself but wont that look like I am rubbing it in her face? Note that I said that it was a wrong move on my part but I am not sorry.....The respect and love I crave as a man is being given to me by my house help, she understand me so well and her local naïve ways gives me peace....I didn't bargain for an over exposed woman like my wife has turned out....Nobody wants a gen Z wife...well I don't.
Temu horseband well done oh!!!
Do not Judge if you have never walked in anyone's shoes..
I saw a certain story on this Blog last week and the comments shocked me...It was about the man that did not allow his wife to have her bath....
I am in the same position and my wife has started rebelling by having her bath even up to twice a day...
I told her of this before we married and she agreed but now it looks like she probably agreed to marry me with the mindset of changing me........
The twist in this issue is that while my wife smells nice, for the past months, I have been crazy about our house help because her unwashed smell drives me crazy...Yes, that village girl that no one looks at is now where my eyes are cos my wife decided not to honor her part of our deal...
I would have continued eating without bothering about this Chronicle but the house help is presently pregnant and I have told her not to touch it..
I am waiting for my wife to find out and we will have a talk about it and I will take the house help to my sisters place until I can secure her a place...The deed has been done but I do not have any regrets
My wife crossed the boundary when in defiance and trying to get people on her side, she spilled a secret that I trusted her with....I am not in any bad business and earn my living legit but what I have is not something I can explain, I am even ashamed about it and have tried severally but the smell of unwashed body waiting for me is all I want...I am not say that she should not stay so but on the days she does not go out, just leave it for me but she decided to run her mouth to her friends and one of the friends hubby who is my friend asked me about it.....
We are a new couple of almost two years and not ttc cos my wife said she wants to spend the first few years enjoying the marriage...
I will not ask her to leave and I will not ask the other lady to terminate...I have told my family everything and they are ready to support me...I just need advice on if I should wait for my wife to find out or if I should tell her myself..
My sis wants me to tell her myself but wont that look like I am rubbing it in her face? Note that I said that it was a wrong move on my part but I am not sorry.....The respect and love I crave as a man is being given to me by my house help, she understand me so well and her local naïve ways gives me peace....I didn't bargain for an over exposed woman like my wife has turned out....Nobody wants a gen Z wife...well I don't.
Temu horseband well done oh!!!
Oga i no want to English shame you oh but i spent over one hour trying to edit...Me wey my English no send oh...You no try at all.....
Secondly if you wait for your wife to find out and you are not at home, it may turn out differently....You dont even need the house help to be in her space anymore..Please remove am already from the house and take her to where ever you wanna remove her to....
This story sound really messy and i hope that you know that your marriage is over? because of smelling kpekus oh.....Its alright, she will be fine without a dirty minded, crazy, sick, perverted chiwawah like you (Please i deliberately spelt the dog name like that)
This story sound really messy and i hope that you know that your marriage is over? because of smelling kpekus oh.....Its alright, she will be fine without a dirty minded, crazy, sick, perverted chiwawah like you (Please i deliberately spelt the dog name like that)
Your wife spilled a secret, you went to knack maid. Maid is pregnant, you want to secure a place for her. Your family supports your decision, why are you still writing chronicles. Talking about you didnt bargain for an over exposed woman like your wife has turned out to be. That e slap is needed here.
ReplyDeleteExactly, his family has supported him. He even said he won't tell her to leave nor stay, no worry ya eyes go soon clear. F**k you!
DeleteI pity that wife, gooosh she is gonna break, like her maid? And the marriage is not up to 2years. Damn! You!!
If your wife told you not to bath that she like whistling with un washed pipe, will you agree? You're sick and a mf. Wait till that your naive girl gives birth and comes in after your wife has gone to understand there's no small woman. Didn't you agree with your wife not have babies at the moment? Meaning you reneged on that agreement to by getting your house help pregnant. You see that thing you're looking for and shouting my house my house, you will get it. You will see
ReplyDeleteI don't understand this chronicle one bit.
ReplyDeleteShock want to finish me. Is this for real? It's finished.
ReplyDeleteThis man has mental issue. There must be a terminology for this character.
ReplyDeleteOga, inform your wife. Give her your options.
You liked dirty body and didn't go to the village to marry one and start smoking fish business for her to complete the koromoto me mindset.
Ice fish sellers never marry finish. Go and marry one.
Exactly!
DeleteWhat kind of dirty smelling chronicle is this one again 😡😲😩🤦
ReplyDeleteYou Nasty Muthaf**kaaaaaa!!!!! 😕
ReplyDeleteKelvin Dat Edo Boi....
I just like this guy😊
DeleteUnbiased.
Disgusting Chronicle...I almost threw up while reading it🤢🤮....Obby na you say make I come read am so na you I blame..😠
ReplyDeleteRon
Please sir I beg you in whatever you hold dear, to tell your wife ASAP.
ReplyDeleteObviously, you and the help are match made in heaven.
Thank goodness, she is already pregnant for you,and your wife isn't.
Please tell her and free her. Let her go and find her kind. Help hasten the divorce process too. No need keeping her to punish her some more for "DISOBEYING YOU AND NOT HONOURING YOU ENOUGH "
How could she have dared do otherwise, when her whole life and existence is meant to give you pleasure only? To carry out your biddings and be silenced forever to her own needs, desires, expectations and dreams in Marriage?
She should be very grateful you married her. And you are apparently the best thing that has ever happened to her. So why should you be SORRY?
You are the price and the BOSS, Master of the universe and at will and liberty to do as you will. Gisike sir
But please sir,inform her now and let her go. She has tasted bathing and won't trade it for anything else sir. (Or what's the plan ? to stay a month without bathing as a form of apology and appeasement, so as to satisfy you and beg you to come back. While she's dragging place with HER HOUSE HELP?)
So she can't be useful to you in anyway It's just 2 years , she will be fine soon.
And kudos to your family for supporting this. You all are made for each other
Just free the woman abeg. She doesn't belong to you or your circle.
Good luck and happy ever after to you and your house help. I'm very sure with her, Even the whole house will be a.rousing you soon.
Don't forget to thank and reward her for letting you find your kind. Where you really belong.
Didn't want to laugh but this is funny. Wahali the whole house would be arousing him as it would have the fishy smell.all.dsy . LoL
DeleteLol, I would always continue to say that men are just confused specie. While some people killed themselves over advising women to keep their kpekus clean and without the fishy smell. Another one is dying on top the oozing smell.Women can we rest with the advices and things to do to keep a man. Oh ye women!!! Don't run mad trying to keep a man You would go insane for a nonentity
ReplyDeleteCome on will you get out of here you sicko, you are sick in the need and needs to get help.
ReplyDeleteTry and get help before you loose it by f###ing a goat or pig cuz you love a stinky body.
My goodness!! You are not well, you hear me??
Isi na emebi gi!!
If you like get a hundred dirty women pregnant, they will still get tired and choose to take a bath anuofia
Dirty pig of a man
ReplyDeleteYou know what, humans are mammals and part of the animal kingdom it is possible that there are many more men who prefer that rank, unwashed scent, perhaps you have a strong dna from an ancestor who lived 50,000 years ago. I do not fault you for your proclivities, we can’t all be the same in the world.
ReplyDeleteYou did wrong by marrying a working woman. If you want to bask in this kind of existence then you should be living in the village or a farm and spend your days outdoors. This is not for modern, city dwelling folks. Asking your wife to not wash herself and expect her to go to work and embarrass herself is selfish. She has to exist in the world and that requires personal hygiene. You had no business marrying her. None!
Since you have impregnated another woman and blame it on your wife and not through your own doing then give her the freedom to leave the marriage, do not keep her trapped. Tell her and let her get a divorce and move on with her life. Do not deceive her one day longer. Better she leave now while the marriage is young than stay there being humiliated by you and your lover in secret. She did nothing wrong to you so she deserves truth and honesty! Set her free!
Hahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteThis is so fun.
Enabler female BVs, this is exactly the by-product of over pampering a child.
I'm pretty sure that when his father tried to discipline him, his enabler mother and your likes called his father a wicked man that wanted to kill his intelligent son.
Maybe he drank Sniper and detergent and you Enablers prayed him back to life.
See the monster you Enabler female BVs created.
Ikwakwakwakwa, Kelvin make I laugh like you small.
Please and Please you ladies should not drag other innocent men into this mess.
Who agreed not to bath?- woman.
Who got pregnant without taking bath? - woman.
Who will the dirty pregnant woman stay with? - woman.
Who are the family supporting him? - Enabler mother and sisters. (Women)
Who will cry Premium tears after finding out about the dirty woman? - woman(his wife)
Over pampered men becomes a menace to women that enabled the behaviour.
Dear Oga Poster,
ReplyDeleteDo you know the definition of respect?
Everything respect, everything submission.
Did you respect yourself by getting what you will prefer in a wife that will smell?
You married a city girl that is clean and you expect her to start being dirty when she wasn't dirty before.
You want this you want that from your wife, does she stop being a human because she is married to a man?
You as a man are not above her. You are only the head of the family. That means she too has a right to have likes and dislike because she is human.
I feel sorry for you and sorry for your family. Pls let your wife go. You don't deserve her.
That you don't want a Gen z wifee, you shouldn't have married one.
She told her friends about your secret maybe because she wanted to hear something different and didn't believe you.
Since you a man enough to get your maid preggy you should be bold enough to tell your wife. Pls be a man and do the needful.
If you wanted a naive local girl, why did you not go for it. I'm just angry and pissed, suit yourself.
ReplyDeletePoster both you and the house help are dirty pigs.
ReplyDeleteSo your wife should risk her health because she wanted to please ' ezi' she married as a husband.
You should have gone for a village girl since you don't like Gen-z wife.
I hope she finds out and moves out, you don't deserve her.
Oga,what you have is called Olfactophilia..
ReplyDeleteLeave the innocent woman;look for your kind and marry..
Additionally stock up your home with Ogiri Okpei,okporoko and overnight fufu;everywhere will be blissful for you to enjoy your smell in abundance,hope this helps🍻
@MARTINS
Lol@Martins.
DeleteYou forgot to tell him to open ice fish business for the house help.
He should also give her a yeast infection, so that once she open leg everywhere will scent.
She should use one sanitary pad throughout her period cycle. If the period stop, she should tire the used sanitary pad and keep it in their room to be reused in her next period.
E even get English name. Tueh 🤮
DeleteDisgusting and demonic fetish from hell. Please tell your wife, let her go so she can marry someone sane. Nonsense!!
ReplyDeleteWhat is this? Nkan nbe o
ReplyDeleteI knew there was more of your type out there OP. I only wonder how much of a pandemic this possibly is.
ReplyDeleteYou are a step or two removed from necrophilia as it is. But maybe you should give it a shot sometime since smell is your thing. Or maybe try scat. That should really get you going. I'm sure you'll love it.
Staying where he-goats are must give you breathtaking orgasms. I here say people dey shit for church o but men, you dumped a full sewage truck into the building.
And your family supports you still. The whole lot of you should be quarantined for public safety.
His mother and sisters, actually.
DeleteNot the whole family.
His father is an exception.
Things are really happening. Strange chronicles we read here everyday.
ReplyDeleteWhat where you guys doing with live in maid just two years in marriage without kids.
The deal has been done. Just provide a place for your new dirty love before informing your wife to avoid serious wahala
Not just the chronicle is disgusting but the comments wanna make me puke.....
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