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Do not Judge if you have never walked in anyone's shoes..
I saw a certain story on this Blog last week and the comments shocked me...It was about the man that did not allow his wife to have her bath....
I am in the same position and my wife has started rebelling by having her bath even up to twice a day...
I told her of this before we married and she agreed but now it looks like she probably agreed to marry me with the mindset of changing me........
The twist in this issue is that while my wife smells nice, for the past months, I have been crazy about our house help because her unwashed smell drives me crazy...Yes, that village girl that no one looks at is now where my eyes are cos my wife decided not to honor her part of our deal...
I would have continued eating without bothering about this Chronicle but the house help is presently pregnant and I have told her not to touch it..
I am waiting for my wife to find out and we will have a talk about it and I will take the house help to my sisters place until I can secure her a place...The deed has been done but I do not have any regrets
My wife crossed the boundary when in defiance and trying to get people on her side, she spilled a secret that I trusted her with....I am not in any bad business and earn my living legit but what I have is not something I can explain, I am even ashamed about it and have tried severally but the smell of unwashed body waiting for me is all I want...I am not say that she should not stay so but on the days she does not go out, just leave it for me but she decided to run her mouth to her friends and one of the friends hubby who is my friend asked me about it.....
We are a new couple of almost two years and not ttc cos my wife said she wants to spend the first few years enjoying the marriage...
I will not ask her to leave and I will not ask the other lady to terminate...I have told my family everything and they are ready to support me...I just need advice on if I should wait for my wife to find out or if I should tell her myself..
My sis wants me to tell her myself but wont that look like I am rubbing it in her face? Note that I said that it was a wrong move on my part but I am not sorry.....The respect and love I crave as a man is being given to me by my house help, she understand me so well and her local naïve ways gives me peace....I didn't bargain for an over exposed woman like my wife has turned out....Nobody wants a gen Z wife...well I don't.
Temu horseband well done oh!!!
Do not Judge if you have never walked in anyone's shoes..
I saw a certain story on this Blog last week and the comments shocked me...It was about the man that did not allow his wife to have her bath....
I am in the same position and my wife has started rebelling by having her bath even up to twice a day...
I told her of this before we married and she agreed but now it looks like she probably agreed to marry me with the mindset of changing me........
The twist in this issue is that while my wife smells nice, for the past months, I have been crazy about our house help because her unwashed smell drives me crazy...Yes, that village girl that no one looks at is now where my eyes are cos my wife decided not to honor her part of our deal...
I would have continued eating without bothering about this Chronicle but the house help is presently pregnant and I have told her not to touch it..
I am waiting for my wife to find out and we will have a talk about it and I will take the house help to my sisters place until I can secure her a place...The deed has been done but I do not have any regrets
My wife crossed the boundary when in defiance and trying to get people on her side, she spilled a secret that I trusted her with....I am not in any bad business and earn my living legit but what I have is not something I can explain, I am even ashamed about it and have tried severally but the smell of unwashed body waiting for me is all I want...I am not say that she should not stay so but on the days she does not go out, just leave it for me but she decided to run her mouth to her friends and one of the friends hubby who is my friend asked me about it.....
We are a new couple of almost two years and not ttc cos my wife said she wants to spend the first few years enjoying the marriage...
I will not ask her to leave and I will not ask the other lady to terminate...I have told my family everything and they are ready to support me...I just need advice on if I should wait for my wife to find out or if I should tell her myself..
My sis wants me to tell her myself but wont that look like I am rubbing it in her face? Note that I said that it was a wrong move on my part but I am not sorry.....The respect and love I crave as a man is being given to me by my house help, she understand me so well and her local naïve ways gives me peace....I didn't bargain for an over exposed woman like my wife has turned out....Nobody wants a gen Z wife...well I don't.
Temu horseband well done oh!!!
Oga i no want to English shame you oh but i spent over one hour trying to edit...Me wey my English no send oh...You no try at all.....
Secondly if you wait for your wife to find out and you are not at home, it may turn out differently....You dont even need the house help to be in her space anymore..Please remove am already from the house and take her to where ever you wanna remove her to....
This story sound really messy and i hope that you know that your marriage is over? because of smelling kpekus oh.....Its alright, she will be fine without a dirty minded, crazy, sick, perverted chiwawah like you (Please i deliberately spelt the dog name like that)
This story sound really messy and i hope that you know that your marriage is over? because of smelling kpekus oh.....Its alright, she will be fine without a dirty minded, crazy, sick, perverted chiwawah like you (Please i deliberately spelt the dog name like that)
Your wife spilled a secret, you went to knack maid. Maid is pregnant, you want to secure a place for her. Your family supports your decision, why are you still writing chronicles. Talking about you didnt bargain for an over exposed woman like your wife has turned out to be. That e slap is needed here.
ReplyDeleteExactly, his family has supported him. He even said he won't tell her to leave nor stay, no worry ya eyes go soon clear. F**k you!
DeleteI pity that wife, gooosh she is gonna break, like her maid? And the marriage is not up to 2years. Damn! You!!
This is a sick man here!
DeletePoster, I am happy you stated your preference. I blame your wife for agreeing to do that in the first place. In a very plain language, you are sick and, also admit that you are ashamed of your choices, meaning you have insight into your problem. Different things might caused what you are going through. You love control and can do that by preferring to sleep with an unkempt female who appears helpless. What happened during your childhood? What was your family dynamics? People get attracted to pheromones but not extreme dirty human being. On a medical note, you might have undiagnosed Diogenes syndrome. It is your type that impregnate those mentally disabled women on the streets.
DeleteI would advise you to seek for help. Except you marry someone who has the same mental sickness with you, you will end up sleeping with mad women and you will get lynched or exposed oneday on the road. So quit this guilt tripping you are heaping on your wife and go and seek for professional help!
As weird as this is, to his credit, he opened up to his wife and was honest with her. She messed up by exposing his 'secrets'... That was totally uncalled for no matter the provocation. People just don't understand the gravity associated with secrets entrusted to them.
DeleteHowever, his response by sleeping and impregnating the help is completely low. The marriage is dead Sha and hope he is ready for the exposé from the woman scorned.
There’s a man like this in Nigeria, rich and well established. Loves to go down on any woman. Sleeps with house helps because he loves that awful smell. Sniffs my pants when eating. Loves polo club smell because of the horse shit. This is a well educated and established man. I’m not surprised at all
DeleteIf your wife told you not to bath that she like whistling with un washed pipe, will you agree? You're sick and a mf. Wait till that your naive girl gives birth and comes in after your wife has gone to understand there's no small woman. Didn't you agree with your wife not have babies at the moment? Meaning you reneged on that agreement to by getting your house help pregnant. You see that thing you're looking for and shouting my house my house, you will get it. You will see
ReplyDeleteShe had the choice to call him a sick m.f and walk away BUT SHE DIDN'T! She accepted the condition and went in knowing Fully, his fetishes. She takes a large part of the blame in this.
DeletePeople have ended relationships for less... Why didn't she?
I don't understand this chronicle one bit.
ReplyDeleteShock want to finish me. Is this for real? It's finished.
ReplyDeleteThis man has mental issue. There must be a terminology for this character.
ReplyDeleteOga, inform your wife. Give her your options.
You liked dirty body and didn't go to the village to marry one and start smoking fish business for her to complete the koromoto me mindset.
Ice fish sellers never marry finish. Go and marry one.
Exactly!
DeleteThank you for this comment.
DeleteThis is exactly what he should have done.
What kind of dirty smelling chronicle is this one again 😡😲😩🤦
ReplyDeleteYou Nasty Muthaf**kaaaaaa!!!!! 😕
ReplyDeleteKelvin Dat Edo Boi....
I just like this guy😊
DeleteUnbiased.
Disgusting Chronicle...I almost threw up while reading it🤢🤮....Obby na you say make I come read am so na you I blame..😠
ReplyDeleteRon
He should have married a dirty girl and not try to change someone who likes to stay clean- as it should be because she is not a pig-. I dont know why some men think with their pipes. Jesus christ. This is very disgusting. Imagine the stench in that house when he finally marries the smelly housegirl. The thought of a baby suckling the unwashed breast....ewwwwww
DeletePlease sir I beg you in whatever you hold dear, to tell your wife ASAP.
ReplyDeleteObviously, you and the help are match made in heaven.
Thank goodness, she is already pregnant for you,and your wife isn't.
Please tell her and free her. Let her go and find her kind. Help hasten the divorce process too. No need keeping her to punish her some more for "DISOBEYING YOU AND NOT HONOURING YOU ENOUGH "
How could she have dared do otherwise, when her whole life and existence is meant to give you pleasure only? To carry out your biddings and be silenced forever to her own needs, desires, expectations and dreams in Marriage?
She should be very grateful you married her. And you are apparently the best thing that has ever happened to her. So why should you be SORRY?
You are the price and the BOSS, Master of the universe and at will and liberty to do as you will. Gisike sir
But please sir,inform her now and let her go. She has tasted bathing and won't trade it for anything else sir. (Or what's the plan ? to stay a month without bathing as a form of apology and appeasement, so as to satisfy you and beg you to come back. While she's dragging place with HER HOUSE HELP?)
So she can't be useful to you in anyway It's just 2 years , she will be fine soon.
And kudos to your family for supporting this. You all are made for each other
Just free the woman abeg. She doesn't belong to you or your circle.
Good luck and happy ever after to you and your house help. I'm very sure with her, Even the whole house will be a.rousing you soon.
Don't forget to thank and reward her for letting you find your kind. Where you really belong.
Didn't want to laugh but this is funny. Wahali the whole house would be arousing him as it would have the fishy smell.all.dsy . LoL
DeleteAt least let her know u're using dat mouth full of days of batteria to kiss her...Maybe she even open her mouth thinking its a kiss of love.
DeleteLord pls nor forg*** dis man ooh...
Lol, I would always continue to say that men are just confused specie. While some people killed themselves over advising women to keep their kpekus clean and without the fishy smell. Another one is dying on top the oozing smell.Women can we rest with the advices and things to do to keep a man. Oh ye women!!! Don't run mad trying to keep a man You would go insane for a nonentity
ReplyDeleteThis is the problem I have with some of you women.
DeleteYou Enablers will parmper a child to grow up, and when the monster you Enablers created start to unleash their disgusting behaviour on you women that enabled them, you all female Enablers will turn around and blame other innocent men.
I told you Enablers that una go cry hot tears Las Las.
Did you see him oppressing a man with his disgusting behaviour? Nah...
Lol.
Biologists have stated that the unique smell of women is designed specifically to entice men and mating. The smell is unique against anything else on the planet with maybe the smell of jackfruit being the closest, though not the same. Most heterosexual men would not touch a woman who did not have that smell.
DeleteWomen have been criticized so much for what nature intended that they are out here using all kind of flowery and fruity things that is making them undesirable. Simple soap and water, stoop and wash all the folds and that is it, then dry properly, better yet air dry. Punany is not supposed to smell like anything other than punany.
Come on will you get out of here you sicko, you are sick in the need and needs to get help.
ReplyDeleteTry and get help before you loose it by f###ing a goat or pig cuz you love a stinky body.
My goodness!! You are not well, you hear me??
Isi na emebi gi!!
If you like get a hundred dirty women pregnant, they will still get tired and choose to take a bath anuofia
Dirty pig of a man
ReplyDeleteYou know what, humans are mammals and part of the animal kingdom it is possible that there are many more men who prefer that rank, unwashed scent, perhaps you have a strong dna from an ancestor who lived 50,000 years ago. I do not fault you for your proclivities, we can’t all be the same in the world.
ReplyDeleteYou did wrong by marrying a working woman. If you want to bask in this kind of existence then you should be living in the village or a farm and spend your days outdoors. This is not for modern, city dwelling folks. Asking your wife to not wash herself and expect her to go to work and embarrass herself is selfish. She has to exist in the world and that requires personal hygiene. You had no business marrying her. None!
Since you have impregnated another woman and blame it on your wife and not through your own doing then give her the freedom to leave the marriage, do not keep her trapped. Tell her and let her get a divorce and move on with her life. Do not deceive her one day longer. Better she leave now while the marriage is young than stay there being humiliated by you and your lover in secret. She did nothing wrong to you so she deserves truth and honesty! Set her free!
Hahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteThis is so fun.
Enabler female BVs, this is exactly the by-product of over pampering a child.
I'm pretty sure that when his father tried to discipline him, his enabler mother and your likes called his father a wicked man that wanted to kill his intelligent son.
Maybe he drank Sniper and detergent and you Enablers prayed him back to life.
See the monster you Enabler female BVs created.
Ikwakwakwakwa, Kelvin make I laugh like you small.
Please and Please you ladies should not drag other innocent men into this mess.
Who agreed not to bath?- woman.
Who got pregnant without taking bath? - woman.
Who will the dirty pregnant woman stay with? - woman.
Who are the family supporting him? - Enabler mother and sisters. (Women)
Who will cry Premium tears after finding out about the dirty woman? - woman(his wife)
Over pampered men becomes a menace to women that enabled the behaviour.
You must be a handful to deal with. Whew. I hope you are gay and a happy one, cause you give flamboyant messy vibes. Just be a happy gay, don’t give your man any unnecessary stress.
Delete15.50, truly, your mother did a bad job on you.
DeleteDear Oga Poster,
ReplyDeleteDo you know the definition of respect?
Everything respect, everything submission.
Did you respect yourself by getting what you will prefer in a wife that will smell?
You married a city girl that is clean and you expect her to start being dirty when she wasn't dirty before.
You want this you want that from your wife, does she stop being a human because she is married to a man?
You as a man are not above her. You are only the head of the family. That means she too has a right to have likes and dislike because she is human.
I feel sorry for you and sorry for your family. Pls let your wife go. You don't deserve her.
That you don't want a Gen z wifee, you shouldn't have married one.
She told her friends about your secret maybe because she wanted to hear something different and didn't believe you.
Since you a man enough to get your maid preggy you should be bold enough to tell your wife. Pls be a man and do the needful.
If you wanted a naive local girl, why did you not go for it. I'm just angry and pissed, suit yourself.
ReplyDeletePoster both you and the house help are dirty pigs.
ReplyDeleteSo your wife should risk her health because she wanted to please ' ezi' she married as a husband.
You should have gone for a village girl since you don't like Gen-z wife.
I hope she finds out and moves out, you don't deserve her.
Oga,what you have is called Olfactophilia..
ReplyDeleteLeave the innocent woman;look for your kind and marry..
Additionally stock up your home with Ogiri Okpei,okporoko and overnight fufu;everywhere will be blissful for you to enjoy your smell in abundance,hope this helps🍻
@MARTINS
Lol@Martins.
DeleteYou forgot to tell him to open ice fish business for the house help.
He should also give her a yeast infection, so that once she open leg everywhere will scent.
She should use one sanitary pad throughout her period cycle. If the period stop, she should tire the used sanitary pad and keep it in their room to be reused in her next period.
E even get English name. Tueh 🤮
DeleteDisgusting and demonic fetish from hell. Please tell your wife, let her go so she can marry someone sane. Nonsense!!
ReplyDeleteNot necessarily. I honestly believe bushmeat eating leads to some of these things. Even ppl who eat a lot of beef carry an odour. It’s risky eating wild animals who are eating anything in the wild. Folks should be conscious of the things they eat and what they allow to nourish them. If one must eat bushmeat do that only when it’s times of drought and nothing else can be found. Everyday eating bushmeat why won’t they take on certain energies.
DeleteWhat is this? Nkan nbe o
ReplyDeleteI knew there was more of your type out there OP. I only wonder how much of a pandemic this possibly is.
ReplyDeleteYou are a step or two removed from necrophilia as it is. But maybe you should give it a shot sometime since smell is your thing. Or maybe try scat. That should really get you going. I'm sure you'll love it.
Staying where he-goats are must give you breathtaking orgasms. I here say people dey shit for church o but men, you dumped a full sewage truck into the building.
And your family supports you still. The whole lot of you should be quarantined for public safety.
His mother and sisters, actually.
DeleteNot the whole family.
His father is an exception.
Things are really happening. Strange chronicles we read here everyday.
ReplyDeleteWhat where you guys doing with live in maid just two years in marriage without kids.
The deal has been done. Just provide a place for your new dirty love before informing your wife to avoid serious wahala
It’s a blessing no children are involved, the wife can walk away easily and without guilt. This is why folks should wait if they can before they bring children into a marriage. You need to know what that marriage is made of before procreating starts. Only exception is for those who are marrying at a late age.
DeleteNot just the chronicle is disgusting but the comments wanna make me puke.....
ReplyDelete🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
ReplyDeleteSome people like unwashed bodies
ReplyDeleteShe shouldn’t have told others if she agreed to keep it like that during sex
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ReplyDeleteSome people dem no need to marry. Stay in the bush and live with dem beasts.
ReplyDeleteJah save thy children
This is so sick and disgusting to read
ReplyDeleteWhy did you go for your kind in the first place?
You need help fast before you find yourself beyond redemption.
I don't know why some men just think it is their world, without putting he woman's feeling into consideration. VERY DIRTY and STINKING MAN! Tufiakwa!!
ReplyDeleteShe agreed to it before
DeleteIf you don’t like something say no so the person can find their kind
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ReplyDeleteLet me just keep shut cuz you are nothing but rubbish
So by the time the maid gets comfy with your money and starts to brush up herself (oh yes, she definitely will cos no be everybody like being smelly, na condition cause am), what will you do then? Keep looking for smelly women?
ReplyDeleteYou need help eh. I wish your wife well.
You would've married me .I don't bathe or shave I smell like ogiri and dawadawa mixed you for really enjoy me . My own husband is the opposite I must bath before anything and I don't like him for that .my smell turns me on
ReplyDeleteTell me you are joking
DeleteSo una plenty for this blog? Wonderful 😩😲🤦🙆
DeleteLol, many are mad, few are roaming, I think it's mental issues
DeleteThings dey really happen for this life I swear
DeleteShaking my head 🙂↕️
DeleteHmmmm!!!
The third paragraph said it all. The woman is aware of who the man is and agreed to her thinking she will change him. terms before. Why did she change after marriage? The earlier humans understand that it's difficult to change an adult the better for us. It's only God that can change a man.
ReplyDeleteI will not be surprised if she stays after finding out the maid is pregnant for her man.
I don't pity her. Her kind will be shaming single ladies as per Mrs onye ara.
You’re correct.
DeleteIkan nbe🤑🤑
ReplyDeletePoster, I don't think the previous poster's case is same as yours. The other poster said her husband doesn't allow her to bathe when going out for an occasion
ReplyDeletePoster, you failed to remind your wife again when you started falling for your wife. You you really wanted to keep the marriage as a husband with conciense, you would have called her attention to how you feel about your maids smell, sighting that if your wife doesn't go back to the agreement, you may end up with someone as smelly as that. Ashawo don already dey your mind jor.
ReplyDeletePoster u nur well. U be sicko . Kindly marry a mad woman
ReplyDeleteYour wife is way better off without you because it's obvious that you have a mental disorder. Wtf???
ReplyDeleteHow many unwashed ladies are you going to impregnate before your old age? Very soon, your unwashed house help would change too.
ReplyDeleteThank you
DeleteWhen she "open eye" she will change it for him.
He should get ready to impregnate multiple maids.
Why not get your wife the place instead
ReplyDeleteThen tell her and say she’s welcome to move there
The Universe is aware of our actions and returns our harvest of seeds sown (good/bad) back to us.You will definitely get a reward for your actions.This woman deserves someone better and she will find one.
ReplyDeletePls let's not forget, He watches us all from a distance.
Afi suru sha
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of fetishism is this? This is terrifying.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of fetishism is this? This is terrifying.
ReplyDeleteHa! Nkan mbe, this is original iriri aiye, I'm reading it for the first time that dirtiness turns people on, I'm in wonderment.
ReplyDeleteYou are a sick man. Did you tell your family the truth? I mean about your sick fetish? I know you didn't. Not even your family members would agree with your sick fetish if they knew. You need to seek help. You are unhappy because your dirty secret is out. I hope your wife leaves your depraved life. You are ment.
ReplyDeleteIt's like you don't know Nigerian families, they would support him especially if he has some money that he spends on them once in a while. If he now adds that she agreed before marrying him, they will sooo support him.
Deletewhat is this? Oke mkpi 🤮🤮
ReplyDeleteWhy are some women so desperate for marriage that they agree to any rubbish?
ReplyDeleteWhy did she agree to his condition just so he could marry her?
Oga, do whatever you like in your home, whatever the outcome is, bear it like that. I just hope you don't endanger the poor maid and her unborn child because of all these , I know how the fury of a woman can be.
You should have divorced her instead of this dirty thing you did.
Smelly kpekus?
Tueh!
Oga poster, I have a permanent solution to your fetish cos this maid will still change after sometime, when she grows older and more enlightened. How many more dirty women will you impregnate?
ReplyDeleteWhy not just marry a mad woman?
That one will never wash except you wash her if the house stinks too much.
This is a permanent solution.
Disgusting
ReplyDeleteHow can you do this to your Covenant Wife and have no remorse. You're so sick in the head and don't know about it. Your relations are sicker for supporting this abomination. How will you feel if someone does this to your daughter. Imagine saying that you don't care whether she leaves or stays. What a cold hearted, evil, vile pervert that you are.
ReplyDeleteRepent now and ask God for forgiveness. Everything in creation must obey a LAW of sowing and reaping, that no evil deed will ever go unpunished. If not now then certainly latter, if not by man then certainly by God, for this your 'victory' now can only be temporary
This man here, the poster is very sick and needs urgent attention..
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