US Based Nigerian Nurse Shares Engaging Piece On Why He Is Still Single And The Kind Of Ladies He Has Dated.....

''Why Am I Single?
When a man has some money in his pocket and progressing in age, everyone hates to see him single, especially married people. You know misery loves company. Lol
Okay. I asked myself this question last month and I came up with a few reasons.
I asked if it was because I had a bad character.

Then I looked at my history and found most of my relationships since childhood lasted years and years and even now, I and my exes are friends. And, if anything, being a father now, and a registered nurse that works with the infirm, and crazy, I know I have patience more than all my co-nurses and CNAs.

So what is the problem?
Who said there is a problem?
Well… A man should not be doing superbly financially and health-wise and be single
So here are a few tales these past years of my relationships
Nigerian women, once they see a Nigerian man that is stable and ready, they start forming born again, like that is all a Nigerian man wants. I tell una say I dey find Mother Theresa?
Bisi (not real names). She is always speaking in tongues and attending Redeemed. She will not give me “kpekus” saying it is a sin. Meanwhile she is not a virgin and has a daughter. Okayyyy!!! So it is my turn that Holy Spirit will close your legs? Abstinence?Go and abstain in your house. I cannot be doing boyfriend things while you do not want to give me obukohwo.

Then Chichi (not real names). Nice Roman Catholic. Okay. Everything going well and then, she gets a call from home. And then some money sent home. I ask who the money is for. She says it is for the PROPHET praying for her and her family. But you are Roman Catholic. Ehen! She says. But this prophet really knows work. It is an evil world. She says.

So you go to Catholic Church but rely on someone, for a fee, to intercede for you with God? And she says he has been her prophet for years and she will do whatever he says cos he prayed for her to get her visa.
No man, be he of God or of whatever, can have such control over my woman. No vex.
Kendra: beautiful beautiful lady. Left me for my CNA. Really handsome dude with 6 packs. I have just one pack. She needed 5 more. Truth is, she told me I work too much and she likes a man that is always with her. I guess a little less money for more time with husband is something many women will choose
Shaniqua: I really like Shaniqua. Off and on for years. But she really prefers girls. As a spoilt man, I find that hot. But then, knowing you will always be second place… but I like this one a whole lot though. She Dey carry me go where I no know.

Monica: I went to work from 6 a.m to 10:30 pm. 16 plus hours. She in my house watching TV. The minute I came home, while I was still locking the door, she said “thank God you are back. I need a massage” Girl!!! I was the one who went to work. Not like she ordered or made food and kept for me. Not that she welcomed me and asked me to go bathe and offer me a massage. I should come and give you massage? YOUR FADA! Her very last weekend with m

Kasandra: Very very fine girl. Like stunning! She saw I had three cars. She was using uber and has a kid and missing work. I gave her this car I just bought from Matthew ANOKA, my colleague, (ask him. He is my friend on Facebook, if you think I am lying) a fine two door Solara drop top convertible She has taken the car and moved to Houston till today. “I will bring it back. But how will I be taking my son to….” That is how I am paying insurance for car for a girl in Houston, a car I have not seen since.

Truth is, she came with the car a few months back, gave me one solid em…. Em…. She went away with the car again, and shows me yellow boobs every now and then over the phone during orukuruku moments. Shame no let me tell l bros Matthew say the girl came to see me with the car and I did not take it back from her like I boasted

I pay insurance, toll and tickets in Harris County Houston monthly when I live in Dallas. Because of fine girl.

Then the one that really made me question myself.
I was going well with Olivia (again, not real name) She was fun and respectful and everything. After like a year, I was making to ask her that we should get serious and she can move in with me. I had paid her rent that month and was wondering why she would keep her apartment when I had three rooms and we were dating seriously. While we were in bed and I was rubbing her feet as we watched TV, a call came in. The next thing, she told me to be quiet.

Olivia: shhhhhhhhh! (To me) I am at home. I told you my camera is bad. I will go fix it.
Omo!!! My main babe is telling me to be quiet? And talking on the phone, lying that she was home?
She had walked out of the room. She was holding the remote control in her hand. I then went to the sitting room where she was talking. I did not know when I started whispering
Ena: where is the remote?
Olivia hands it to me and continues talking. I TIPTOEEEE in my own house, to the room.
And Olivia came back, threw her leg back on my lap to continue the foot rub and turned the TV back on, like nothing happened
Me, that was when I knew I was a simp
I continued the foot massage.

In my head, I am provoked. I am shouting at her, and saying “who is that” etc
But outside, I kept quiet.
I then knew my placement/ranking. I was , at best number 2. I could even be number 3. The person told to shush is definitely low down the perking order. If I start questioning too hard, I will lose her sweet kpekus. I had to conduct and comport myself so I can continue getting “okware”. I was not ready to stop “collecting” just yet.
Her rent is 1, 200 dollars.

I paid that, plus many gifts and cashapp and zelle
And I still get shushed when a call comes in, after over one year of running things with her
Anyway, that is also how some like me and I do not like them back. That is how some cry “but I love you Ena” and I will reply “But this is not going anywhere, not to waste your time”. I have had my own share of being a jerk too to women. It is not intentional. I just do not like some who end up liking me Like that.
It is crazy out here, being single.
Money and snazzy clothes or not
You will have many partners. You will do crazy mad things and fulfill all your sexual fantasies
But as Karma for previous orukuruku, the ones you really really like, something will just go wrong.

So stay with who you are with, if there is no violence. You people should manage yourselves.
Nothing Dey street, apart from crazy orukuruku and possible disappointment.
New partners every time becomes old in itself.
Conclusion, the ones I like, home me abroad, they don’t like me like that.
In the words of Timaya, e be like na to just born. Thank God I done hold one daughter for one side first.
Abeg, who get Genevieve Nnaji number?
NB. This photo attached is cropped. It is from a date with a fine girl that em…. Abeg. That one story loooooooong.''