DOGS Corner

One of the funniest things to me is a married man who can’t stay faithful to his wife but at the same time lacks the composure and tact to handle issues when his action bears fruit....

I call him Kayslim. 

Young man of 36, a rich farmer and successful by every parameter of the word. He’s built his house, has a car worth 25 million, currently building a 20 room hotel, had a business turnover of over 200 million last year and is really doing well for himself. 

He is married and his wife just gave birth a few weeks ago. Kayslim carries himself with such an aura and assurance that his presence is unmistakable. Since we met, we’ve spent most of our evenings together. I’ve taken a keen interest in cassava business and he is showing me the ropes. He says I’m a great conversationalist and actively seeks me out so we can exchange ideas.

Kayslim is a sharp goal getter, goal driven and committed to whatever he sets his mind on achieving. Naturally, he has ladies flocking around him. And there lies the problem. He likes women a lot. 

Faithfulness isn’t something that has crossed his mind. If it ever did, probably as more of an irritating thought.

So there I was earlier last month trying to wrap up work on the laptop for the day. I was at our local watering hole alone as is my custom. His call came in and I sensed the panic in his voice. He asked to meet and I obliged. 

He met me sometime north of 20 minutes. One look at him, I knew all wasn’t well. I allowed him sit and the waiter came to take his order while I proceeded with my work.

 I noticed he was sweating profusely even though the weather was breezy. He later let it out that 2 ladies are currently pregnant for him. His family knows the first lady and are aware of his relationship with her. I know her too and have a bit of a soft spot for her. He is Muslim so this isn't too out of place. 

I took issues with the second lady.

“Two women say dem get belle for you and na malt and water you dey drink?” I asked before calling the waiter and to bring the strongest drink they had available for him.
See, I’ve really been around the block so I have a fair bit of experience in such matters. Not something I’m necessarily proud of to be honest. But he needed my advice and I was going to oblige him.

 I simply told him to ignore the second lady for now and allow me time to carry out some background checks which I did. 

It turns out that the second lady had multiple other guys she was sleeping with. I gathered proof and sent to him. He was shocked. 

You are cheating and are shocked you got cheated on? 

Naturally, he has denied responsibility for the pregnancy. 

The lady is insisting she'll keep it. I have told him to ignore her for now but I made clear my absolute displeasure at his carelessness.

But it is rather sad isn’t it? A man sleeps around without protection and acts surprised and panics when he gets a pregnancy scare? Like what was he expecting? 

As a married man, you can only face some kind of problems when you give them room to arise. Your gbola can’t remain in your pants? Protection is a not your thing? Be ready to bear that cross. Life is complicated enough already. Wives are even more complicated as well.

Why you go wan add side chic wahala for your head? It doesn’t make sense! Sleeping around isn’t the flex most of us think it is. But being who we are as men, it happens and I am not proud to say this. But if it must happen and I maintain there is no justifiable reason for it, using protection is just common sense. Again, I am not an advocate for cheating. But this white wey we dey stain around, when we go tire?

This is so hilarious and I don laugh tire........