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Monday, June 01, 2026

MONDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 New week, new energy, new hailings....


MONDAY MEMO
Hey everyone; whats up? I no get memo today.....This heat dey make me provoke.......una say rain dey fall where? Oh Lord, please send down the rain this night.........
Enjoy the day and no join bandwagon oh........
Kisses and Kisses...



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TEACHER LIFE

So this year, instead of the usual Children's Day celebration in school, management decided to take the children out for a proper outing.
A park on the Island was booked. The children would have games, rides, food, gifts ..... the works.
Now, because of the outing, the fee was increased from what parents paid last year. According to management, the experience and the gift package would be "one of a kind."
Teachers were encouraged to remind parents to pay.
And when I say encouraged, fellow teachers know what I mean.
Nobody would directly tell you, "Collect the money."
But somehow, you are expected to magically convince every parent in your class to pay.
This year, I didn't have that ginger.
Children's Day was falling close to Sallah. Many parents were travelling, some preferred spending the day with their children themselves, and honestly, I couldn't bring myself to pressure anyone.
A day before the outing, only 9 out of my 20 pupils had paid.
I submitted my list.
The look on my Headmistress's face.
"So you can't call your parents to pay?"
I replied, "I can't force people to pay."
She looked at the list again "It shows."
Ah.
"What happened to the other 11? As if I had hidden them somewhere
Normally, teachers accompany their classes on outings.
Dress code was sent. Instructions were given.
We had mentally prepared ourselves for a day of running after children under the hot sun.
I got to school early that morning, checked attendance, organized my pupils, and made sure every child who paid was seated in the correct bus.
Then I started noticing something strange.
Teachers were getting off the buses.
One by one.
I asked what was happening. One of my colleagues whispered,
"The HM told me to get down. Check the WhatsApp group."
Haa.
I checked.
My name had been removed from the outing list too. Ahaaa
Just like that. No explanation. Nothing.
I looked through the final list of teachers going and quickly noticed a pattern.
Most of them were coming from classes with higher payment numbers.
Interesting. Very interesting
When I tried asking the HM, she said it wasn't her decision.
Apparently, the park management had called and said they only needed eight teachers.
Eight.
For 125 children.
May God bless and keep them.
At that point, I wasn't happy exactly.
But I also wasn't sad Because if you've ever supervised children outside school premises, you know that outing duty is not for the weak.
I simply stood there praying everything would go smoothly.
Meanwhile, the teachers left behind were given another assignment.
Package the gifts. ...So we packed and packed and packed.
Then we sat down to wait for the buses to return.
And that was when Part 2 of the drama began...

Wait fot Friday to read it....
There is so much drama un Kindergarten, in fact it is the wrost stage of schooling....The stress of pick up and drop off and complaints eeeeeeh.....I always look back and i am so glad that those days are gone.......
All teachers on this blog eh, may your reward be here on earth 

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NOTORIOUS FOR JESUS

A young man and woman had been in a serious relationship. From the beginning, the man openly mentioned to the woman he never wanted children.
Despite his position, they continued dating and enjoyed their time together until they finally separated, during which they had a farewell moment of intimacy.
A few weeks later, the woman discovered she was pregnant.
When she informed the man, he insisted that she should terminate the pregnancy immediately. 

To make things easier, he handed her money for the abortion.
The woman collected the money but secretly decided to keep the baby. Without informing him, she carried the pregnancy to full term.
Note that two weeks after they separated, the woman met another man who accepted her and the pregnancy, now birthed.
The new man loved the little boy and adopted him as his own son.
And for three years, he cared for the child.

Everything changed during the child’s third birthday celebration.
The woman posted pictures of her son proudly on Facebook. Unexpectedly, her former lover came across the photographs online. Immediately, he suspected the child was his because the age matched perfectly.
Soon afterward, he filed a lawsuit demanding a paternity test and a refund of the termination fee.

He also claimed that he now wanted to be part of the child’s life. Not because he wanted him, but because it is an obligation.
The legal battle became painful, especially for the couple who had raised the boy lovingly.
In the end, the DNA test confirmed that the plaintiff was truly the child’s biological father......

And then what happened?He wanted the thing taken out so he has no right to demand to be part of his life.....na uzzlezz man

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FROM A BV TO MY INBOX

''Yesterday I almost died. Was washing the bathroom with my girl cuz I was expecting a visitor. Tell me why mumu me after mixing tile cleaner and detergent in water decided to add locally made bleach to the mixture. It began foaming and we started coughing. We had to run out of the bathroom. Finally browsed my stupidity and was warned by Meta Ai never to try it again. Apparently it was chlorine gas i released by the mixture''.

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‎Five Habits of a Billionaire

1. ‎Investing Over Saving Millionaires do not keep all their money in savings; they put it to work. They often invest 20% or more of their income into real estate, stocks, or businesses, allowing the money to grow rather than lose value, as highlighted by drsakintayo.com.

2. ‎Ruthless Time Prioritization (Saying "No")Billionaires treat time as their most precious, non-renewable currency. Warren Buffett famously advises saying "no" to almost everything to maintain focus. They delegate non-essential tasks to others, often using AI or assistants to handle day-to-day work.

3. ‎Lifelong Learning and Reading continuous education is a common trait, with many readings for 30+ minutes a day. Warren Buffett has noted spending roughly 80% of his day reading, while others use books for personal development.

4. ‎Protecting Physical and Mental Health wealthy individuals treat their bodies as business assets,, with 76% engaging in regular exercise. This includes prioritizing 7–8 hours of sleep, eating well, and exercising to maintain energy levels and mental acuity.

5. ‎Purposeful Networking and Mentorship; they do not just build big networks; they cultivate meaningful ones. Billionaires focus on surrounding themselves with people who inspire and challenge them, often crediting mentors for their

Read this one and learn no be everytime gbenshing posts....

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84 comments:

  1. Your breakthrough is guaranteed, in this month of June.
    God is turning it for your good‼️πŸ™ŒπŸΌ
    Happy New Month everyone.

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  2. VJ Armies, tell your fave that cs is a major surgery. Make she go nyash down fess! Content can WAIT

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    1. You too rest. You have been "singing this song" since yesterday abi when sef. If e pain you too much, reach out to her yourself and stop disturbing our peace, edakun.

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    2. Rest. You don't love her more than she loves herself.

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    3. Go to her page and tell her yourself. Alternatively, you can run an advert for it and tag her and she will see it.

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    4. Anon abeg bring full gist na, which one be this quarter gist😩

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  3. Sign out meme is a dope...

    On my way back to Ibadan from Lagos bayii..I heard no road for Ibadan due to protest..

    Until I gt to Toll gate before I go fit confirm anything bayii

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    1. Whatever it means,it sounds soooooooooooooo razz.

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    2. Hwa copying Osita

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    3. This "bayii" is unnecessary in this comment pinky, it makes an important message seem less important... Makes it seem somehow, mi o mo oyinbo ti mo le fi qualify e.
      Choco, depends on how it's used. It can be "like this" or "now"
      Maybe the real "professors" will give a better meaning πŸ˜‰

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    4. Hello Lora ❤️thanks so much for explaining.

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    5. @ Lora, you've done well with the explanation πŸ‘

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  4. Good afternoon everyone here
    Yesoo we get rain here but it's not bringing much cold though,we still feel heat somehow despite that the weather is coldπŸ₯Άi don't even understand the weather sometimes sef
    Kisses and kisses to you too πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

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    1. The weather nowadays na the more you look, the less you see

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    2. Kisses to you too Glory baby 😘

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    3. Glory! Learn the use of punctuation marks. No hate.

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  5. My heart goes out to all the kidnapped victims and all their relatives too... its a trying time........


    I wish Apc , ndc, pdd, adc all political parties to shut down their nonsense campaigns for now......

    I see all politicians as same for me ...πŸ’”....

    Good day guys

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    1. This kidnapping thingy going on is more than heartwrenching.

      The fear and uncertainty is even more terrible than anything else.

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    2. Aswear,this disturbed me last night eehπŸ˜”
      God please intervene this time πŸ™
      Good day Pumpkin 😘

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    3. They are all the same. Heartless people. It would have been a bit bearable if all we have to deal with is economic hardship. This insecurity is the worst of it all. Living in constant fear and paranoia is no way to live.

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  6. Miss C, 8 teachers for 125 pupils, that's crazy. Signout meme on point.

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    1. Happy new month dearie πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰

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  7. Here is a breakdown of the essential meaning behind Dante's message, which he has sought to communicate over the course of the last 3 to 4 days or so.

    ........Humans have the capacity for complex thought, ambition, career building, emotional support, and intellectual growth. Animals, on the other hand, are largely driven by basic instincts, primarily mating and reproduction. If a sane woman is saying childbirth is what she brings to the table, Dante is judging women who view pregnancy and giving birth as their only valuable contribution to a relationship or marriage....then she has already reduced herself to that level.

    Dante claims that by focusing only on biological reproduction, the woman is stripping away all the unique, higher-level human qualities that should make her an equal, multi-dimensional partner.

    In short, Dante making this statement believes that a human partnership should be based on shared goals, emotional depth, and mutual contributions, rather than just basic biological functions. In simple terms, Dante's comment means that a woman’s only contribution to a relationship shouldn't be the ability to have children. He believes that since female animals also give birth naturally, a human woman degrades herself to the level of an animal if she has no other skills, ambitions, or value to offer a partnership.

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  8. But Dante,.... Why compare women to animals and ants? If you want to engage with human beings on an equal level with ants, you'll have to look past basic biology. Human childbirth is fundamentally more dangerous and complex than it is for insects or most animals due to the size of human brains and the shape of our pelvises. Human birth is anatomically dangerous, requires medical intervention, and involves complex psychological burdens that no insect faces. Comparing a human mother to an ant to minimize her value says a lot more about your lack of empathy than it does about her.

    Women risk their lives to create the next generation, which is exactly why motherhood is honored and protected in ways the animal kingdom simply isn't.

    If we are going to reduce women to mere breeding animals, then what exactly do you bring to the table? Because in the animal kingdom, the males that contribute nothing but sperm and then bounce are considered useless to the survival of the offspring. If you want to use the 'animal' comparison, you better be prepared to step up and act like an involved, protective partner.

    An animal gives birth and moves on. Women carry, birth, and raise human beings for decades, shaping society in the process. Boiling motherhood down to a basic biological function is just a lazy excuse to devalue the immense effort women put into the family and the world...

    Animals operate on simple instinct and walk away. Women make a massive, selfless investment. We risk our careers, our bodies, our mental health, and sometimes our very lives to bring a new human into the world. Equating a woman’s profound sacrifice to a bug running on autopilot shows a complete lack of emotional intelligence.


    Ant biology is built for mass reproduction with almost zero risk to the queen. Human biology makes us uniquely vulnerable. Women’s bodies endure extreme physical trauma, organ displacement, and a legitimate risk of death just to bring new life into the world. Dismissing that shows a fundamental ignorance of basic human biology.

    Animals don't risk their lives in the medical sense. Animals don’t need emergency C-sections or intensive care to survive it. Comparing a woman's sacrifice in childbirth to an ant is laughable. Ants don't feel human-like pain or joy. Ants don’t go to a hospital, they don’t hemorrhage, and they don't face postpartum depression. Women literally put their lives on the line, risking severe complications and death, while men just get to sit back and reap the rewards of fatherhood. You dey whine yourself?

    Abeg Dante, make you no dey compare us to ants and animals just because a woman says child bearing is the TABLE. We no like am. A mother can experience organ dysfunction like liver or kidney issues and vision loss shortly after childbirth.
    Women's bodies are vessels for life, and the journey of childbirth demands unparalleled strength and resilience. The triumph of holding their child is unmatched... Some women's lives are lost in childbirth, leaving families and loved ones behind they go in as mothers and don’t return. Still, their memory lives on, motivating others to value life's preciousness. Yet men expect women to be superheroes, juggling work, cooking, cleaning, childbirth, parenting, staying fit, running the household, befriending their partner's family, being a perfect parent, contributing financially, being a best friend, and an all-night energy source in bed...oh, and nurture them too because they need mommy...seriously exhausting...πŸ‘€

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    1. AI dey try for Nigerians shaa...

      Anything wey enter, we must misuse am!

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    2. Lord have mercy. Why do you always write long epistles.

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    3. Wooow, this is a looooong read, make you tell AI to summarise...or make short...prompt engineering is a thing!

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    4. Well presented. Sadly, even women do not rate other women's pregnancy as shouted in all the comments by women on this blog.

      One woman is in the news now. She is reported to have fought a pregnant woman and kpuffed her in Abuja. How does a woman open her eyes and get into a fight with a pregnant woman? Despite how much women have shown they rate pregnancies? Or maybe they do not see it as of value woman-to-woman.

      Several times, I have observed that it is the male folks that are more willing to alleviate a woman's pregnancy burden in buses, public places than women. A heavily pregnant woman with loads and a child in a bus? Who gets up or helps her? This is the order - a boy or young man, a full-grown man, a younger woman. Women of a pregnant woman's age or older rarely make the first move to help. The only time women first rush in to aid a pregnant woman and shield her from view is when she enters labour in public.

      This matter is simple. Dante opened himself up for attacks several years in the making when he made that comment. He has explained the context. It is left to each person to agree or disagree with his explanation. But Stella archived it and dug down to the barrel's bottom to bring it as an upper-cut punch for him. She knew what impact it would have on the blog. She reserved it for the day she used it.

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    5. 14:14 how’s it ‘misuse’ if it’s for educating?

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    6. Anon 14:14
      Sorry ehn! I can understand the pain. E no easy ba? I appreciate that! You'd be amazed at how much your own vocabulary grows when you make reading and researching a habit.for your information...I no go school o. πŸ‘€ IKWAKWAKWAKWAKWAKWAKWA 🀣

      Get lost.

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    7. Thank you Baci for this beautiful write up. You are very intelligent and I give that to you. Your enemies will cry blood after reading this but ignore them. They did worse to XP. They even said XP is the Ai. Lolin.

      Now the question begs? Will Dante learn or change his mind after reading this? The answer is NO. Dante does not see anything good in women. Talk from now till eternity Dante is not changing. Not now not ever.

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    8. Anonymous 14:14...14:37...14:45 The whole Biology thingy got you like, 'What even is this ba?' Don't sweat it. It's a massive field. IKWAKWAKWAKWAKWAKWAKWA 🀣 trying to summarize it in one sentence is like trying to fit an elephant into a tea cup. I no sabi but I will try. If you lots are struggling, an AI can give you the CliffsNotes version. wetin I dey try talk be say.. If you'd prefer an AI to dilute it down to toddler level for you, feel free to use one! I’m good. If reading a full thought maxes out your cognitive load, you lots might need an upgrade in your cerebral cortex. No shame we've all been there.

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    9. Anon 14:14 where is the "misuse" of AI in this write up? Do you even know the purpose of AI? It is to create and keep you informed. πŸ˜’

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    10. Trying so hard to be noticed πŸ˜•

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    11. Baci, don't mind them. Even Stella was accused of using Ai. Keep pressing their necks like you said the other day, "UNTIL YOU HEAR KRAAAAAA." LOL

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    12. Lol. Everything is not AI o. If you're very good with expressing yourself through writing, you won't even know when you've written an epistle. Nice writeup, BaciπŸ‘

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  9. Miss C, I can't wait to read that your Part 2 πŸ˜„ Same with my kid's school, sallah break collided with Children's day.

    NFJ, that man is the Chairman of koromoto men. Imagine!

    Happy New month beautiful people 😍 May June bring us nothing but blessings πŸ‘

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    1. Amen.. happy new month to you too πŸ’•

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    2. Thanks Mercy darling 😘

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    3. Osundi dear, I dey like Dele o 😊
      I had small fever...said let me rest small. Thanks for checking on me, luv you loads 😘

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    4. Amen. Happy new month dear.

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  10. Good afternoon everyone and happy new month

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  11. You see that last meme ba?

    Many of you here need engrave am untop of your flatulent heads.

    I for say inside, but na only hot air full am.

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  12. Good afternoon y'all
    Thankful for the gift of life.
    Happy new month to you all. 😘😘

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    1. Omo, I just got to the office now and my colleagues wants to finish me with sallah ram meat, danbu nama, drinks,

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    2. Heiu!!!! Wails in missing Abuja. 😭😭😭😭Chai see dabun nama I would have been swimming in by now?😭😭😭😭 Dat na the only thing I miss for Abuja. Apart from the roads and correct yaji.

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    3. Be careful what you eat from people

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    4. I miss dambu nama. Really enjoyed it up north.
      Enjoy yourself Pretty πŸ₯³

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  13. Waiting To Read Part 2
    Innnnnnnnn Houseeeee Newssssss
    Abeg School Done Close πŸƒ



    Hello iya Boys

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  14. IHN
    Good afternoon everyone πŸ₯³

    ‎Wishing you joy, jubilation, and countless blessings throughout the month of June.
    ‎Happy New Month to you all πŸ₯³πŸ₯‚

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  15. Lmao @ Miss C una come dey package gift after dem pursue u comot for busπŸ˜‚ sorry dear 😘
    Patiently waiting for part 2

    Keni nice day everyone πŸ‘Œ

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    1. Lol πŸ˜† They left the main work for them as they didn't market customers (students) 🀣🀣
      Enjoy today dear πŸ€—

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  16. I am not a billionaire nor a millionaire, but I do all of those 5 rules outlined above...who knows I may just become a millionaire someday!
    -The Simp

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  17. Good afternoon everyone..the sun is hot o

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  18. Holding a large piece of meat in one hand and typing with the other. The meat dey taste ram and at the same time, cow. I sha don download am with chilled drink.

    Welcome IHNs.

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  19. Hello beautiful people 😍
    School owners and stress na 5 and 6
    They will make you work hard for every penny you make from them..
    I cannot wait to read the part 2
    Have a great rest of the day

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  20. Teejay and Abiodna.
    The way you two glorifies fornication here eee!
    There are sins when you fall you feel remorse,but not for you two.
    You own it and you are proud of it like it's your greatest achievement.

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  21. Does anyone else wash their extension before going braids?

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  22. Good afternoon everyone
    iHN don land yakata
    May this new month bring countless countless blessings and everlasting joy for us all πŸ™
    I cNt wait to read the part 2 of your story Miss C
    It's raining here πŸ’ƒπŸΌπŸ’ƒπŸΌπŸ’ƒπŸΌ

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  23. Hello ihn πŸ₯°
    Good afternoon everyone.

    Stella sorry about the weather, shebi you people are now fully in summer.
    It rained here few hours ago but not too heavy and the sun is out again .

    # Teacher's corner o love reading your column, it reminds me of my teaching days. Nna na wa o 😩 just 8 teachers to take care of 125 pupils, I'm already feeling sorry for them.

    NFJ poster, that man's behavior is one of the reasons so many men will say they can't marry a baby mama. After taking care of the child (ren) and being emotionally attached, one man will just come out of the blues and lay claim. This is not fair.

    Sign out meme is apt πŸ“Œ
    Y'all should enjoy the rest of your day.

    E go surely be ✌🏼

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    1. Your 4th paragraph is so true. I feel bad for that man that stood for her & the baby πŸ₯Ί
      Happy New month my darling Osundi πŸ˜˜πŸŽ‰

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  24. Happy cheers to new month
    Testimonies all the way

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  25. I need to get something off my chest.

    I need a 'We Listen We Don't Judge Segment'...

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    1. That's why we are here dear anon πŸ€— we listen we don't judge. Talk to me πŸ€—

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  26. Good afternoon everyone πŸ’ž
    The weather these days is so confusing, even after it rains everywhere becomes hot again almost immediately
    Happy new month fam πŸ₯°

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  27. Good afternoon SDK and BVs. It's a rainy Monday. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

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    1. Bb darling, I see the side eyes for rain 🀣🀣
      Happy New month πŸŽ‰πŸ₯°

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  28. Good afternoon BVs
    Happy new monthπŸ₯³
    Welcome to my birth month!!!

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  29. HehehehπŸ˜‚
    So Finally resumed work today and My Pupils wan to finish me with Sallah meat. Most called on Friday to assure Me since I was not in school.
    Γ“be egusi ti sure πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»with Semo/fufu.
    Pleasant afternoon everyoneπŸ˜πŸ’―

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  30. BV that almost kpai i thank God for your life, but please always read ingredients on the packs and bottles of products before experimenting with it. Stay away from locally made bleach, sometimes they are too harsh.

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  31. Hello all. Sorry about the heat, SDK. It just stopped raining here and everywhere is so cool. Can't wait to read the concluding part of your story, Teacher C. Enjoy the rest of the day everyone.

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