Hailings eeeeeeeh........
TUESDAY MEMO
How is everything? You don chop?I am having roasted corn for Lunch and its so yummy....I hear its corn season in Naija and I am wondering if they are as sweet as the ones here.
Isn't it how amazing how people become s jobless that they log unto ones day job to see what one has to offer? they calculate ones day to day activity and wish so badly for one to fail but the real truth is that they are the definition of failure cos stagnancy and trolling go hand in hand...
My people is there a cure for trolling? IR how did you cure yourself when you were trolling me? How did you manage to get rid of that spirit? you seriously need to drop tips for them before someone hurts themselves hating on me and some few others here,
You know how it is when you are doing someone bad in the dark and are relieved that no one sees you? There is one big eyes that sees the whole world at the same time, that eye records all wrongs and rights and until you repent of your evil doing on this blog, it shall never be well with you and yours....... It is only true repentance that can free you from my curse!
I ask once again, is there a cure for trolling?
BV Abionah that thing you said yesterday about being called broke so that i go do giveaway na true you talk but i dont roll like that no more so make dem find new format......hehehehehehehehehheheheh ......
Someone will be happy I am posting late so that they can do their alleged work...hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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DEBUNKING ONE NONSENSE I HEARD:
IF you stopped commenting here for whatever reason, that is on you and not me, I will never pay anyone to comment, i will never call anyone to comment. I used to call anyone i know or have their contact that stops commenting but i don't do that anymore so if you are waiting for me to call you before you start commenting, this is good bye...
I welcome any new Blog visitor commenting now. Please know this place nah barracks and you are free to stop commenting anytime...while you are here, please it worth the while with what you post...We wanna love you and connect to you...we are family and not frenemies!
Welcome to SDK Blog!
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TEACHER LIFE
The Chaos and Comedy of Kindergarten Graduation Season....
Graduation season had come and gone, and for teachers, it was a reminder that kindergarten ceremonies were never just about the children. The parents arrived with their own colourful personalities, turning a simple event into a lively spectacle.
In every school, there was the Always Late Parent.
Her child had practised for weeks, performed beautifully on stage, and returned to sit with classmates. Moments later, the mother hurried in, breathless and confused.
“Has she performed?” she asked.
Unfortunately, she had missed everything.
Then came the Major Role, Major Delay Parent.
Her child held an important part in the presentation. The teacher stood at the entrance, scanning for them. The music was ready. The other children were waiting backstage.
Suddenly, the teacher’s phone rang.
“Miss C, we are almost there,” the parent said.
Almost where? Because the child was supposed to be on stage at that very moment.
There was also the Oh I Forgot the Costume Parent.
The costume request had been sent home two weeks earlier. A reminder followed. Then a WhatsApp message. Then a verbal reminder. Everything possible.
Yet on graduation morning, the parent announced,
“Ah, I thought it was next week.”
Meanwhile, the child stood beside her, looking like the only person who came fully prepared.
Another familiar character was the You People Never Pick My Child Parent.
Every event, every term, every presentation brought the same complaint:
“How come my child was not chosen?”
Teachers often wondered if they should begin with attendance, or whether the child had actually learnt the part sent home.
Then came the Cameraman and Camera Woman Parents.
The moment their child stepped on stage, they transformed from parents into professional videographers.
Phones held high.
Moving left.
Moving right.
Blocking the view of everyone behind them, determined to capture every second.
And finally, there was the Odogwu Parent.
This parent did not care whose child was performing.
A child danced? Money flew.
Another child sang? Money flew.
Someone simply walked across the stage? Money was already in the air.
By the end of the ceremony, Odogwu had sprayed enough money to make every child feel like the star of the show.
In the middle of all this delightful chaos stood the teachers, trying to ensure every child remembered their lines, stayed on stage, wore their costumes correctly, and did not bend down to pick money from the floor halfway through the performance.
Kindergarten graduation was never just a ceremony.
It was an event, a fashion show, a family reunion, a photography session, and for teachers, one final test of patience before everyone finally went home.
Awwwwwww, i just rememebered the Bambinos time in KIGA...........so deep and some of their best friends today is from there...
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HAPPY SERENDIPITY DAY...
Today, August 18th is Serendipity Day.
Serendipity is another word for “happy accident”. When you find something nice that you were not looking for.
A typical example is, you normally take a bus from Oshodi to Ajah, but decided to take Oshodi to Ojuelegba through Mushin, and happen to see a long lost friend at Mushin Oloosa. Get the picture?
Sometimes serendipity isn't a miracle falling from the sky.
Sometimes it's meeting another person.
It's an unexpected phone call.
A chance introduction.
A free training.
A business idea.
A helping hand.
A friend who says, “I've got you.”
An opportunity she almost didn't attend.
Sometimes, serendipity is simply being in the right room at the right time.
So, this Serendipity Day, I'm asking:
What if your next YES changes everything?
Try something new.
Show up somewhere different.
Meet someone new.
Support someone else's dream.
You never know what beautiful thing is waiting on the other side of your YES.
#SerendipityDay
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WEIRD FACTS
---- As you grow older you realize it becomes less important to have more friends and more important to have real ones.
---- The brain shrinks over the course of the day, ending up smaller in the evening – before returning to its full size the next morning.
--- 10-15 minutes of jump roping can burn over 200 calories. This makes jump roping one of the best and efficient forms of cardio.
--- By donating just one pint of blood, four lives can be saved.
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HAPPY SERENDIPITY DAY...
Today, August 18th is Serendipity Day.
Serendipity is another word for “happy accident”. When you find something nice that you were not looking for.
A typical example is, you normally take a bus from Oshodi to Ajah, but decided to take Oshodi to Ojuelegba through Mushin, and happen to see a long lost friend at Mushin Oloosa. Get the picture?
Sometimes serendipity isn't a miracle falling from the sky.
Sometimes it's meeting another person.
It's an unexpected phone call.
A chance introduction.
A free training.
A business idea.
A helping hand.
A friend who says, “I've got you.”
An opportunity she almost didn't attend.
Sometimes, serendipity is simply being in the right room at the right time.
So, this Serendipity Day, I'm asking:
What if your next YES changes everything?
Try something new.
Show up somewhere different.
Meet someone new.
Support someone else's dream.
You never know what beautiful thing is waiting on the other side of your YES.
#SerendipityDay
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WEIRD FACTS
---- As you grow older you realize it becomes less important to have more friends and more important to have real ones.
---- The brain shrinks over the course of the day, ending up smaller in the evening – before returning to its full size the next morning.
--- 10-15 minutes of jump roping can burn over 200 calories. This makes jump roping one of the best and efficient forms of cardio.
--- By donating just one pint of blood, four lives can be saved.
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Una good afternoon o.
ReplyDeleteYou dey late today by 6 mins @Stella and your fines don dey pile up ni o. 👀
Who dey zuzu? Wetin dey shele?
#TerrificTuesday
#TalkTuesday
#TurnUpTuesday
You clearly stated you were not doing it for the money when you and your blog besties were fighting....
DeleteU no go answer the question Stella asked you?
Delete😂😹😆
DeleteIts all cruise o @Stella
Just saying and of course, it's not that serious. Never under compulsion!
Fine kwa😂😂
DeleteAbeg o.
He will not answer because he is still trolling, Stella don't believe he has stopped trolling, it is even worse now.
DeleteLol 😀 I think he's just catching fun Sdk.
DeleteCome and force me to answer @Anons na.
Delete@Anon1438, I still troll according to @Anon1540 and that's about it!
Fines kee u dia.
DeleteStella avoid dis ole
The cold wing blowing in Lagos since the beginning of August eenn
ReplyDeleteWe welcome IHN
I don't think we'll experience August break this year. The rain today didn't come to play. Although it has stopped. Fell so heavily from last night to past 10am this morning.
Delete©️ TEEJAY
Yea dear, it's August break 😊
DeleteAs in ehn
DeleteTeejay August is almost ending and you are still expecting August break.
DeleteThis year's rain is extraordinary.
The rain will be like,' yeah! everybody is talking about me '.
JESUS YOU NO THEY USE ME PLAY OH.
ReplyDelete🎺🎹🎷🎸
On God 🙏
DeleteI totally agree with the sign out message.
ReplyDeleteThe sign out post is the way forward 👍 no time for rubbish
DeleteHola babe 💞
Goodmorning from Monaco 🇲🇨....
ReplyDeletePapa wey do am for me go do am for una too.
No be only Monaco 🇲🇨 🙄 why not Montè Carlo 🥱
DeleteIt's IHN O' Clock!
ReplyDelete@ SDK... The corns here are sweeter, very fresh from farm. I have been eating lots of it lately.
Sfsg... Lovely weather for two days now 😊
How can they be sweeter? its also fresh oh, i removed that corn thing from the body....whats it called sef?...the corns outfit?hahahahahahahahhahaha
DeleteHello from the beautiful city of ah-dont -give- a ferk -boutya
Deletemumu troll i have deleted our stupid comment, just the finish line and i didnt bother...ozuor....imagine that you sat here waiting for in house news....stagnant life from trolling........
Delete@ SDK... It's called Corn Silk.
Delete😂
It’s called corncob
DeleteStella, I never chop oooo. You go buy lunch for me?😂😂
ReplyDeleteThe Obasi man and Rita Edochie suddenly went silent. It’s giving “You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be used against you in court.” Police don ever tell you that kind thing before?
Sometimes you have to show people you can bite, not just bark.
©️ TEEJAY
corn na lunch?
DeleteEzege which Rita and Obasi went silent abi na your Judy run enter house and bolt door?
DeleteI say make I drop update. Before anyboy decide to go thief for Naija in this 2026, abeg make you sabi how to dance ooo. I don laugh tire for the kind videos I don dey see and watch since last week. The husband and wife own no gree me laugh finish.
DeleteBut I want to ask o, after dancing, do they lete them go abi na police go take over?
©️ TEEJAY
This old man you’re so shameless 🤮 u are begging stella for food @41? And don’t come and lie that it’s a joke cuz if she obliged,you’ll open your wrinkled hands to collect.
DeleteYou have been using different tactics lately to scam stella and bvs of money but ur evil plans are DOA. No go find work.. time just dey pass you by.
Ma’am Stella please do not swallow my comment. This papa’s actions here have become too disgusting to overlook.
For those people wey reduce spaghetti from 311sticks to 159 sticks.. I leave una for God...
ReplyDeleteSpaghetti com look like who dey on weight loss journey!!!
This aunty ehn..😂😂😂😂
DeleteSo you dey even count. Na poverty go make person sit-down dey count quantity of each item bought. May God help us all to be able to afford all that we need no mater the increment
Delete😂😂😂
DeleteNo tell me say you count am sha
🤣🤣 King Jerry, you too follow see am? That's how they remove from biscuits every month. I have kukuma stopped buying biscuits... I give my kids home made snacks to school.
DeleteI think roasted corn is not good for fibroid because the last time I took some, the feeling it gave me was out of this world. Then I tried boiled corn and it gave me same feeling. So for now, no matter how fresh and inviting that cob is, I no go near am.
ReplyDeleteSeriously?
DeleteLet me study my body and confirm this because I also have fibroids and I eat corn almost t everyday
Really? I didn't know this o. I will ask my Doc friend.
DeleteGood afternoon everyone🥰
ReplyDeleteHope your day is going on well
We're families not frenemies✌🏻
Welcome to SDK blog ndi Oma 🫂
Stella, how come we're both munching roasted corn? 🌽😀 Am having mine with soft ube. Seasonal food is bae 😍
ReplyDeleteHappy Serendipity day 😀 Today, I decided to do what I have been postponing for sometime 👍
Enjoy your day beautiful people.
Me na cooked corn I dey munch for here 🌽 very sweet something 😁
DeleteEnjoy my darling Mercy 😀 It's like today is corn day.
DeleteThat footnote is talking directly at me, anybody that purposely wrong me, I forgive them and don't welcome them back to my life.
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon,
ReplyDeleteI'm expecting my pleasant surprises today,
And you shall receive in Jesus name 🙏🏼
DeleteI like your mindset dear. I am expecting good news too 💃
Delete@Teacher's life, you just got Me reeling back at the events during our graduation 😂😂 Some Parents can never seem to amaze someone. I remembered vividly one of My student 's Presentation almost got mared due to lateness. The Mum Kept calling "we are Close by, we are close " 😂
ReplyDeleteBrain shrinking thing, picture a Teacher's brain during the day 😂😂
IHN ekabo o
Some parents can never seem to amaze someone how. It's I remember not remembered. And you said you're a teacher o kai. Your kind of teacher can never have brain shrinking abeg because you don't even stress your brain you just do your gbagun thing and go
DeleteGood afternoon SDK and BVs. It's a chilly Tuesday afternoon here.🙄🙄🙄
ReplyDeleteI just say make I greet una..I dey busy..
DeleteMake una keep comment coming in
Lagos is mostly chilly cos of August break.
DeleteEnjoy your day dearie BB 😍
Hello BVN
ReplyDeleteMy weight is 86.. I'm not fat but chubby.
Is this weight ok or I need to lose some..?
86kg????
Delete86?
You dey build muscles abi wetin?
Senior man, I hope you're at least 6ft tall o.
E quickly say: "I'm not fat, I'm chubby." LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
You need to check your BMI to know where you really stand.
DeleteWeight/height².
Depends on your BMI like Mariam said.
DeleteBut for the meantime get moving (morning walks, jogging, skipping, riding bicycles) etc 😊
Thanks so much brother Mariam. Your comment came in at the right time God's blessings
DeleteAbeg no remind me of my weight gain.
DeleteI’m 5’9 and weigh 89kg
DeleteGuys no longer wear proper shoes with their native attires. Everywhere now is sneakers with native. The thing dey annoy the fuck outta me, especially those wey no sabi combine them well. Mtcheeeew.
ReplyDeleteNo mind dem.
DeleteLooking so local like those abokis at end of year party.
Only remain plastic glasses and bottle of fanta to complete outfit.
And na dem dey waka pass, upandan, every where like fruit flies, shining teeth and making noise.
Mtshewwww, rubbish.
Lol, especially on agbada, although some dey fine sha.
DeleteYou and fuck
DeleteBy the way who sent you to be mingling with boy
DeleteHahaha 🤣🤣🤣 anon you Sabi talk o.
DeleteLol 😂
DeleteLMAO. Anon, you're mouthed.
DeleteStella see me here laughing out loud. You asked whether there is a cure for ' trolling'?
ReplyDeleteBelieve me that attitude ' na follow come ' and it's like a habit that hardly dies.
Some things are not ordinary. It could be ' oya isi '.
But you troll too
DeleteWho is this pepper body,? It's not allowed here.
DeleteScreenshotting the sign out meme 🤳🏽
ReplyDeleteI ate corn and coconut yesterday and i was so dull and satisfied.
The corn here is sweeter 🤩
General 🫡
DeleteRoasted corn and coconut? That combo is hard to chew.
DeleteLol@ Stella. Format dey everywhere. That troll was really angry.
ReplyDeleteI can't remember the last time i had roasted corn. Not that I don't like it but i find myself buying to either boil at home to eat or cook with beans. Hope our day is going well.
ReplyDeleteTry the roasted corn with coconut or pear.
DeleteCome back & thank me dear 😊
Ok, dear Adunni. I'll try it😀
DeleteHello ihn 🥰
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon my beautiful people.
Stella, our corn here is sweeter and fresher o. The one I planted are growing very well and I can't wait to harvest. I love for corn eeh, wether cooked or roasted o, I'm game.
Welcome back @ Teacher's life poster.
This particular write-up is so hilarious 😂😂 and I was imagining all the characters you described. Infact some teachers' patience need to be studied.
Weird facts making a whole lot of sense 👌🏼
Bvs enjoy the rest of your day.
E go surely be ✌🏼
My beautiful Osundii, you planted corn? I nearly did o....okro planting just took my mind off it.
DeleteI am wondering if they are as sweet as the ones here??? As how naaa Stellz?? Charcoal no be gas mate for this kind case o..
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon my good people of SDK blog. The rain no gree stop here.
ReplyDeleteMany years ago, my aunt (mum's younger sister) lost her only daughter who had just gotten married and was having her first child. The baby survived.
ReplyDeleteMy aunt tortured this girl so much. Anytime she brings her to visit, the girl will be looking like one of those children we see in pictures of war-torn countries. She had scars all over the body and looked very malnourished, looking like a one year old at two years of age..
Aunty said the child was evil, she took the life of her precious daughter.
Out of pity, my mum begged one of my sisters who had married but did not have any child yet to take the little girl in. Aunty handed her over and lived alone, no child or husband (he died long before then)...
Fast-forward to this year, the baby has grown, she is 11 now, done with primary school. Aunty called my mum and said she wants the little girl back with her because no one to run errands for her and she is getting old and weak. My mum told her to hire a maid and we will pay the salary, let the girl complete her secondary school before coming over cos she is too small to do the work in the house. Mum also knows that her sister will resume the torture and this may affect the poor girl's education..
Aunty called family meeting on my mum's head.
Thank God we snapped the girl back then and saved the pictures, when they were forwarded to the elders on Whatsapp, they rained curses on aunty, they warned her to stay away from the girl.
My sister who now has two children of her own had to relocate from her house to a new house where aunty doesn't know. Even the poor girl doesn't want to go to her grandma's.
We are praying seriously, let aunty not go diabolical on us. We just want the girl to be ok in life.
God will not allow your wicked aunty to take the girl back
DeleteEvil woman, maltreating your grand daughter, too bad..
God forbid bad thing.
I beg you in the name of God no release that girl. I beg you.
DeleteIf she needs a place to hide, let her come to my home, there is plenty of love here. Evil people abound.
Go diabolical ke? It will not work in Jesus name 👏 You all are doing the Lord's work pls. God bless you & all who cared for her.
DeleteThe aunty didn't try at all. Instead of her to take her grandchild as a consolation she was maltreating her.
DeleteI'm glad you people refused to return the girl. God will never allow any of her evil plans to work.
Na wa o. 🥺
DeleteAmen oh people
DeleteWe won't let her have her
Thanks all
Stella I just read somewhere that actor Ogogo that had cancer is dead 😭. Pls investigate
DeleteGood afternoon y'all
ReplyDeleteIt's a beautiful day here.
Teacher life, you see that delay parent, na me. At my kids' end of year party, we got there after my children's classes had finished their presentation. My son's teachers were so vexed because he was playing a major role. My daughter nko, all the money I spent for their presentation, she ended up not presenting with her mates.
ReplyDeleteThis spirit of lateness, God abeg nah help me conquer it.😭🤲 Lateness is not life.😭
Eeya, i can imagine the kids dissappointment.
DeleteAlways plan ahead and clear whatever you need a night before or wake up very early.
Kai 😂 I can only imagine how your kids and their teachers felt.
DeleteAbeg I follow you bind the spirit of lateness 🤣🤣
Omo ehn, Osundi, I apologize tire.😭 To my kids, their teachers o.... This new session wey we dey enter, I don beg God say that spirit of lateness must catch fire because if dem dey give award for lateness, we go dey bag am steady.
DeleteSchool resumed here yesterday, and there was a little drama at my school.
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A student failed his class and was asked to repeat. He and his elder brother were the ones who collected the results but they did not show them to their parents.
His father came to the school to pay his fees and take care of other things. That was when he discovered that his son was repeating the class. The father said Okay, no problem and paid for everything.
Today the mother came to the school with the boy and said that her son could not repeat under any circumstances. The school management explained that he could not be promoted to the next class because he had not met the requirements.
The father was called and when he arrived they called the boy asked him to produce his result. According to the boy he did not know where it was.
the father asked him to bring the result first before he would say anything.
We're waiting for them tomorrow.
School resumed ke.. where's your location? No long vacation for you guys??
DeleteWhy did the elder brother not show his result as well?
Delete@ onyins na yenegoa o.
DeleteBecause of flood no long vacation for us .
Lol 😆 funny write up @teachers corner, been a bit. welcome back..
ReplyDeleteHuh! 😳@ 2nd weird fact..
Sign out meme is Aptly written 👍
Keni nice day ✌️
Very weird fact o 😊 God is a wonderful Creator.
DeleteEnjoy your day dearie 🤗
I have eaten corn fresh from farm only once this year. I heard nthe corn from abroad is way sweeter than the one here.
ReplyDeleteThose that troll are definitely jobless.
Hello beautiful people 😍
ReplyDeleteIt's been a while here
I cannot stop commenting on this blog
Currently, I am busy with acquiring a bag making skill
I barely have time for my phone...
Everything is going well 😊
Have a wonderful day 💗
Lovely afternoon to you all
ReplyDeleteHappy serendipity day ooo.
Let me start expecting my "happy acc..dent."
Oh corn. Not had enough this season. Now I feel like eating a cooked one with coconut.
Make I go find am
Stella the corn 🌽 here is sweeter, very fresh with sweet coconut 🥥 or sweet pear (ube)
ReplyDeleteI prefer roasted corn 🌽 to cooked one..
We eat it this evening, waiting for my neighbour to start roasting.
Good Afternoon Beautiful People ❤️
ReplyDeleteYes you can forgive someone without letting them back into your space! Facts👍
Stella..I am not sure the corn over there can be sweeter than ours here..here it is freshly harvested from the farm..abi una get farm over there?
ReplyDeleteI was given corn last week..infact na me go pluck am from the farm myself.. but I ended up dashing everything to my neighbor bcos I was too lazy to peel it for corn and beans..
Good afternoon everyone 🥰😍
Corn abroad is equally very fresh and tasty .
DeleteWellcome Innnnnnnnn Houseeeee Newssssss
ReplyDeleteThe Weather Cold ooooo
I Love Boil Corn oooo
Any Time I Go Ketu Market I buy And Boil Myself ooo
Hello iya Boys
Our corn here is sweeter. Eating one from the farm this hot afternoon
ReplyDeleteRain,rain.pls when is August break starting?Too much rain.
ReplyDeleteYou can forgive some people without welcoming them into your life, hmmmm very strong word.
ReplyDeleteTeacher C I was just laughing reading through your column. I love the odogwu parents. Welcome back.
Una good night and sleep well.
Those of you saying our corn is sweeter our corn is sweeter, have you tasted the one in Germany or abroad for comparison 😂😂.
ReplyDeleteLet me call my church member if their second corn phase has mature.