Hello everyone,are you Okay?Ready to rub minds as one?Oya enter inside!
BLOG VISITOR OPINION Now the main the main reason for this mail is to share a brief story. Please if you decide to post this,please don't include my name.
I was 5 going 6yrs old when I had my first lesbian experience and guess what? It was in church. The "touchee" was my age mate then and I kinda liked sitting with her every Sunday.Fast forward... When I was about 15yrs old,I had some crazy times with my cousin,but we stopped cos we almost got caught and then preparing for uni.
Up until now,am attracted to ladies with big boobs and sometimes big ass( dont really like big ass cos it smells sometimes) but at the same time,I have programmed my mind overtime to like dicks. I believe that from a tender age,we have an idea how the future would be. At age 6 I tried cigarette and am now a smoker. I always luved male clothings,still do sometimes even though I rock ladies stuff but every1 around me thinks am a "tomboy".
90% of Nigerians are bisexual but hide cos of religion and peoples opinion. God luvs me and I luv him too. Although I have tried to live and lead a "decent" life,but when you are gay you are gay. Theres nothing one can do about it. Its even more difficult for guys! People can only judge cos they aint in that shoe.
All those forming homophobic are the ones that do it the most. May God have mercy on us all.
God bless you and I luv your blog even though I never comment. I have learnt a lot, laughed a lot and even vexed sef. Lol
*THE CHURCH? NA WAH,the things I read on this blog can make one just lose hope in humanity.This is your opinion and I think you need Jesus.you are justifying to yourself why being gay is okay but not everyone must agree with you,i hope you are happy with the choices you have made?
who has noticed that the sex talk everywhere these days is ear blinding?people are no longer interested in conversations unless it is sex related. ..........................................................................................................
DILDO GIVE AWAY CONTENDERS....PLEASE CHOOSE A WINNER.
The blog visitor giving away dildos got an amazing amount of email but zoomed it down to these few and wants you all to choose the winner.
Read the reasons these women stated they wanted the dildos..lol
REASON NUMBER ONE
Please,blog visitor I will be very happy if I win the 9inch vibrator.I have been unlucky with all the freebies on Stella's blog.I am a mother of two lovely boys,I have not have sex for the past 1 and the half years because my husband is abroad to make ends meet.I don't and I have vowed not to have sex with any other man except my husband.he is still struggling in ***** and I don't know when and what year he will step into this country.I only watch porn and masturbate whenever the urge of having sex crosses my mind.please I will be the happiest person,if am chosen.I pray to God that I win.....I don't have an email,but because of this lovely chance I had to rush down to a cybercafe to open an acct...lol.
I hope am not been unlucky with this opportunity because have been sending this message since yesterday morning.I pray you get to read my message.may God continue to bless you and meet all your heart desire on earth
REASON NUMBER TWOThis is one shy person in need of this gift. You asked to know why I should be the qualified person to win. Well here goes. Been married for years but don't really enjoy sex like every normal married person should due to my hubby's short d**k and I wouldn't want to cheat on him ever because am a good christian and I love him dearly too. And again it makes me refuse him many times when he wants it. I don't want to complain because no be him fault. Na so God create am. If you find me qualified, please send it
REASON NUMBER THREE
Hello Dear,
It's taking me a lot of courage to do this *smiling* but I just have to do it cause I have been thinking of getting one for the past 5-6months but couldn't. I know I might not have the best put together essay or convincing story but I promised myself not to sleep with any guy again till I get married cos I haven't really been lucky. * sighs* please I don't know what else to say ooo but just know that I REALLY RAISED TO THE POWER 10 NEED IT. Ok bye
REASON NUMBER FOUR
My hubby uses viagra before he can have a hard on and it goes down immediately he cums,I have not had an orgasm in 3months,please I really need this vibrator.
REASON NUMBER FIVE
So here is my entry to your giveaway and I hope it is convincing enough.
So I have never had orgasm from penetration only when I touch myself and no I am not circumcised.I have faked orgasms all my life. I just got married and I still fake orgasm. I enjoy the whole sex act including penetration but I can't seem to climax through penetration. An ex got me a dildo and that was because I told him I wanted to experience squirting. I couldn't have told him that I never had orgasm with him. Lol. That will shatter him. I was fustrated with the toy to say the least because I couldn't climax with it either. I probably should have suggested rabbit ones, since they stimulate the clitoris as well. I gave it out to a friend of mine.
To cut the long story short, If I happen to win this giveaway, I think it will aid me in exploring myself down there and in turn help me guide my husband the way I want to be loved so as to have a satisfying love making.
Yours sexually starved,
REASON NUMBER SIX
I'm a 27 year old single mum who has been jilted by so many guys. I dont
want to go into any relationship for now but I just need the vibrator to
satisfy myself without a man. I reside in Lagos, Nigeria
want to go into any relationship for now but I just need the vibrator to
satisfy myself without a man. I reside in Lagos, Nigeria
REASON NUMBER SEVEN
Hello,I saw your freebie (dildo) on SDK blog and I need it o *crying* I'm a sexually starved middle aged woman and I got married few years ago but I and my hubby haven't been so sexually active as he's not the man I used to know and he's cheating as well.... Long story short I need a dildo badly before I run out of my mind o please
Just incase I don't win could you please suggest anywhere in Nigeria I can buy from? Thanx.
*All of them have genuine reasons and that is why the giver could not decide whom to give.I have taken out most of their details.please choose a winner,i cannot seem to be able to as well.
Poster why dont you give them all one each? come on!
Just incase I don't win could you please suggest anywhere in Nigeria I can buy from? Thanx.
*All of them have genuine reasons and that is why the giver could not decide whom to give.I have taken out most of their details.please choose a winner,i cannot seem to be able to as well.
Poster why dont you give them all one each? come on!
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BLOG VISITOR SHOE GIVE AWAY FROM LAST WEEK.
Thanks for the post...
To my fellow SDKers, I want to use this opportunity to say thank you for your response, it was massive and I have equally chosen a winner named "Rafiat Akinwande". I have sent her a mail but she's yet to reply me. Love you all!
Thanks and God bless *xoxo*
BLOG VISITOR SHOE GIVE AWAY FROM LAST WEEK.
Thanks for the post...
To my fellow SDKers, I want to use this opportunity to say thank you for your response, it was massive and I have equally chosen a winner named "Rafiat Akinwande". I have sent her a mail but she's yet to reply me. Love you all!
Thanks and God bless *xoxo*
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BLOG VISITOR STUCK AT THE AIRPORT THIS MORNING.
Stella,I travelled to the US and came in today with 1 box and my hand luggage.
We landed at 1pm but as at 3.30pm, am still here because Customs will not leave me.They said I must pay duty on the items in my box.
I bought 10 shirts for my husband, clothes and shoes for my children and few stuff for myself.
The Customs people said the law is that anything being brought into d country including gift for family must not be more than 50,000 naira. They are busy distributing one ancient handbook that am sure was drafted in 1970.
Please how are we expected to travel and just spend less than 200 pounds or 300 dollars (exchange rate was 170 naira) to buy for your family?
Why is it that we enter all other countries with stuffs and nobody bothers you?
This is pure exploitation and not fair.
I've been begging o. They say I must pay 10k and I no get.
Please help cos this frustration is too much''
*I think she meant 1am because the mail just came in just now,I am not sure what time flights come into Nigeria.is there anyone who knows about this in the house?I have never heard of this trend before oh.hian!
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Kevin happiness has been posting some angry stuff on some posts which i have been deleting because of the anger embedded in his comments.He is angry that blog visitors said he posted under anon or so.
Kevin you can post here to register your anonyance but if your comments are as insultive as the ones i deleted i will not approve it.you have no right to come here and throw tantrums,I dont know who you are and i have never chatted with you like you said in one of the comments,you sent me a mail which i did not reply but passed on your message to Jaymoore.
So please cool down and address people here politely and they might apologise if they deem fit...and please make it short because you can type long for Africa oooh.lol
I'm rolling on the floor, oh my God... Dildo, dildo, dildo.... Ok choose number one please. Can't shout.
ReplyDeleteYes oh, pls choose no 1, at least others are getting penetration even if it isn't satisfactory except no 1
DeleteYes oh, pls choose no 1, at least others are getting penetration even if it isn't satisfactory except no 1
DeleteNumber One
DeleteANGELRAY SAID
DeleteNa wao, conji dey really worry some of this so called married women, I choose numberc1. Who cares if u are a lesbo, u don't need to explain to us cos we don't care, I pray u marry a gay.
LoL! BV plz choose number one ooo, I feel her pain. Being in a relationship with someone who is outside the country can frustrate ehhhhhh chai! Lol. The other lady with the husband with a small dick, sorry o, this is why sometimes its good to check before marriage loooool (abeg no vex, na joke I dey)
DeleteThe gay lady, keep giving yourself excuses oh anyway who am I to judge? This dildo gist is sweet sha lol. I kept laughing like a hyena as I read the comments, thank God my boss no dey office hehehehe!
Exactly who gives a hoot if you are a Lesbo? I think you guys feel awkward and unsettled in your spirit that is why keep justifying your actions. is your conscience pricking you? No one asked you, no one cares if you like go and do a dog your body, your life!
DeleteThe Dildo??? i don't know!
Have a blessed and fruitful week evry1.
The first lady whose husband is abroad is the right candidate for it. Kindly give it to her without hesitation.
DeleteNumber 1 is the winner. The woman needs all the sexual help she can get
DeleteI vote Number one too
DeletePlease number one deserves and needs it more.
DeletePlace orders for your dildos, vibrators and rabbits; ekenewel@yahoo.com
DeleteSo her husband is abroad fucking someone else and she is vowing not to sleep with someone else as if she will get an award.....this is what makes men think they have a right to cheat and women don't....stop fooling yourself Abeg.....if he is waiting to papers and doesn't come in another 2 years u think he will be celibate till he comes back...lol....women amaze me......
DeleteAnon 8:26, pls preach!
DeleteYour husband is busy fucking another woman/women abroad, u're right here in 9ja deceiving urself..
Keep pretending!
The first person should be given the dildo abeg.
ReplyDeleteZeevirtualmedia.com
Deletethey deliver too.
thank me now
Anti lola,na there u buy ur own?
Deleteuncle bitchplis the ansa is yes n thats cuz u is bent outta shape
DeleteHahahaa
DeleteLol
If you are gay and happy about it, no need to justify or explain yourself to people.
ReplyDeleteRemember only God can judge us,so just enjoy your life.
All the reasons for dildo all sound good but i think you should give it to the single mum with no boyfriend.
All sex starved married women should go get a sugar son.
The BV stucked at the airport, you are in a lose-win situation. Try and negotiate with them and settle them If the need be.
Nigeria is a very corrupt country and your 'gra gra' wont help you.
Lai Lai.
ReplyDeleteIf I dontt Get that dilkini eh, una go see the agbero in me.
I no dey beg again o,I WANT it.
Wetin?
I have already acquired lemon n pink coloured satin sheets in preparation for my journey to Dildoland.
No way. SDK I no gree
I complained off conji-induced waist pain n knee pain and what do I get,
Anons get d freaking dildo.
Ashiashi,send dat p come o
#waiting
You're very razz. Its not cute. You're a lady and a lady should know how to package herself. We're not in a beer parlour at your village hunay. This is the internet, a lotta peeps visit this blog. Try to hold yourself my friend. Kisses
DeleteGG
Hahahahahaha GG but na person wey shoe de pain know where e de pain am pass naw LMAO
DeleteLol @renne Bern, @anon lighten up abeg, don't you know a joke when you see one? #OneLove#
DeleteAnon 2.02 lol. E be like you need the dildo pass me. I give up. Sdk take d d give d anon abeg
DeleteXo bcos of dildo u but "God"...reason 1 fear god oooo...stella give her d dildo... $
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteI am having à very Funny day
Hahahahahahhaha
Cant seem to décide between Reasons 1,6 and 7.
Ha The Kelvinator,why are u vexing?
Pls learn not to take wot some peeps say at heart and learn too how to laugh at yourself.
Pls come back joor...
GW, is dat u on ur dp? If yes, nwanne Iri ok na. I used to tink u re one locky d way u address ur DH as General n dat local 'Ana emenu' u used to add on some of ya comments. Hahaha. luv me some GW n kids. Dey re luking gud 4 dat obodo Eliza dem visit den.
DeleteLol. Kevin that use to act like the abuses don't get to him. Guess t did afterall. Meanwhile who knows where Stella's son, Somadina is sef? Dunno if I got the name properly tho
DeleteAnony 1:32,Hahahahahahaha,dalu Soo nwanne....
DeleteNow u know not to judge a Book by d Cover....hehehhehe
Walahi GW, wl neva judge a book by d cover again. Iri 'tumush' Luv me some GW n kids... mhuaaa!!!
DeleteKevin is a total idiot....he should stay away or go kill himself....people think they can come yo blogs and act nasty like words don't hurt.....happy he is having a dose of his own shit
DeleteGW has started hyping herself under anonymous again. We haven't forgotten ur trend o. You'll be bursted yet again. Hian.
DeleteThe dildo's should be given to all of them including me...lol
ReplyDeleteHahah including u!lol
DeleteStel, please post my message, I beg you in the name of God.
ReplyDeleteWo those reasons cracked me up....biko the person should buy for all of them ooo!!!
ReplyDeleteThank God some1 finally speaks about those useless Custom officers at the airport.
ReplyDeleteThey say u have to pay duty oin everything, that infact almost everything is contraband and they should seize them but won't so we should pay 15k blaaa blaa! Then they show u 1 Yeye customs act, I rilly don't get it cos they don't stop and search every1 just a few people. They even go as far as saying u must tender receipts for every single thing you bought! Rilly!!!!
Abeg peeps that know a way out of this shit should yarn us abeg, cos me sef I wan know solution..
Iya Ibeji u no want mek we chop? Hehehe
DeleteYou dis woman, oil money abi wetin u call ursef? I don't think you know d spiritual aspect of receiving money with curses.
DeleteBe yarning okpata with dat ur useless mouth.
Upon all d cursed money wey ur hubby dey collect, u still do begy begy on SDK blog. Namsense!
1. Gaybriella - You were just 6 and liked a fellow girl touching you? You admitted liking to sit with her coz you enjoyed it.
ReplyDeleteAt the age of 6???? Nne, 6??
And then it advanced to your COUSIN!! Nne, your COUSIN???
Nne, the devil is fanning himself with your future!!!!! He started when you were 6!!!! And now you are antichrist your self!
Why did you tell Stella not to publish your name?? Ain't you proud of what you have become??
God really loves you dear. He does.
2.. Stella it is like we will contribute money and buy many dildo's to go round as many people obviously need it.. Oh Chim o..
Xoxo mystery, As xes is not food, dildo nko?
3.The airport person-
What exactly do you want us to do now?? Contribute money for you??
4. Kelvin Happiness- Ndo.
Unfortunatly I ad a similar experience @ gay poster. Evn though av always knwn I was diffrnt I kept it witin me,till my cousin started wit me, and den the maid we ad,my aunt's frnd also. But den I learnt to fit into my society. No 1 knws wat u do in d 4walls of ur bedroom,so far u dnt PDA outside. Live ur life,love urself.
DeleteMumu, you'll never understand until it happens to you.
DeleteJust pray not to fall into dir trap.
Pls the dildo giveaway shld be given to reason no 1. Or the poster shld just give all of them.
ReplyDeleteReason number 6, Eka Joy is that you? Lol! I can see where the frustration is from!
ReplyDeleteStella abeg leave Kevin Happiness to express himself jare. His comments are always funny no matter how insultive it is.
Okay, please Stella...these gays stories don do! E don oooooohhh! See this mumu lesbian justifying her disgusting act. I have a friend from secondary school that was a lesbian, she never came near me because ehn! I get bad mouth, I go just scream. I used to suspect her until I caught her 2yrs ago. She was not molested by a girl and blah blah and those other excuses y'all usually come up with, why she is a lesbian? That we can't understand and that's why she's no longer my friend. So please enough of these gay stories, I don't support homosexuality even with my exposure it just doesn't make sense to me.
Lmao. .....exposed indeed. Stupid fool
DeleteAnd she has the guts to mention my name, this stupid expired ashawo. Why's it that u only have words of insult for anyone that posts any story, na so ur life be, I don't know if its from ur village but if it is may they continue to frustrate u. Miserable ashawo like u
DeleteYou always have a similar story for everything, dem use am swear for u?
DeleteAnd she has the guts to mention my name, this stupid expired ashawo. Why's it that u only have words of insult for anyone that posts any story, na so ur life be, I don't know if its from ur village but if it is may they continue to frustrate u. Miserable ashawo like u
DeleteYou mean even with your exposure to ashawo life abroad? I'm sure u need the dildo badly. Like say I no knw u for benin, drunkard, runs girl
Delete@anony...uv said it all #exposed indeed!!! @eka joy...just ignore her cos obviously she's just a pained fellow
DeleteStupid comment as usual. Exposed indeed.
DeleteStupid Jayem that her parents didn't train well....if insults are funny how come he is feeling it? He should stay the hell away.....if you had stupid parents who thought u it's ok to insult others and keep being negative that's your life, pass it on to your children but don't bring it to blogs.....Jayem I pity the man who will marry you, moreso pity the unfortunate children u will gave.....idiot
DeleteHahahahahahahahaha!!! See how the mad dogs all came out to play here! Ah dancing shoki, shoki...bitches must get relevant by JayEm.
DeleteHahahahahahahahahahahahaa
DeleteJayEm my love for u just increased*nohomo*..
Chaiii Sdkers..
I am a mum and a wify, I love lesbo sex like kiiloodey, don't mind all these fake ass judgmental people, they can pretend for nation. No1 should have the dildo. Welcome nija, na so we see d country o!
ReplyDeleteLooooolll,i swear I'm sure having a gud laugh...@warisa Thank you 4being truthful
DeleteYou just came back from US and talking about pounds?????
ReplyDeleteMy heart goes out to the young lady who thinks that she is "gay and can do nothing about it"; Beloved, you can't do something about it but God can and you need to go to him and tell him that you "can't do anything about it" for all have sinned. If the Lord says something is wrong; then it is wrong; period! Read and think about it yourself;
ReplyDelete9Don’t you realize that those who do wrong will not inherit the Kingdom of God? Don’t fool yourselves. Those who indulge in sexual sin, or who worship idols, or commit adultery, or are male prostitutes, or practice homosexuality, 10or are thieves, or greedy people, or drunkards, or are abusive, or cheat people—none of these will inherit the Kingdom of God. 11Some of you were once like that. But you were cleansed; you were made holy; you were made right with God by calling on the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God.
1 Corinthians 6
Interesting inhouse news today, madam bisexual, enjoy! You've already justified your action; for the dildo giver, abeg if you can afford to give them all please do, God will bless you for rendering a great service to humanity. Shoe giver, thanks for being a cheerful giver and God bless. For airport BV sorry oh, Na so them dey, they will always look for a reason to extort international passengers. Kelvin, it's not everything that should be an issue, abeg try to calm down. Okay I've tried, I'm out. #OneLove#
ReplyDeleteMost women has lesbo tendency in them..
ReplyDeleteFirst,they will start forming saying "tufiakwa tufiakwa"God forbid but later when they are hooked,they won't let your phone to rest...
Choi!!,lesbo sex can sweet for Africa...
Mothers please don't send your children to missionary boarding school cos na there the thing dey start...
The dildo give away should go to the first person that her husband is in abroad...
Sorry dear,I really feel for you...just endure,it shall be well...
Lesbo sex is so nice, u guys should try it, it won't harm u. Teamlele#
DeleteHahahahahhhaha. Linda eze kena! U can gbagaun for Africa. Choi... I just love ur guts. Hahahahahaha. See what night school is causing.
DeleteLinda I went to H too and I neva heard of any Lesbian goings-on so be honest about where u started biko.. Not like am judging u.. what ppl do behind closed doors is not my business as long as they don't put it in my face..
DeleteHahhahahah! Am having a very funny day here plzz!! See the essay write up for "amu" offer!! Lmao!!
ReplyDeleteOhk lemme be serious now, they all came off wit genuine reasons but i feel #1 deserves to get it, i feel for her already, while others should try and spice up their romance with dr hubby and d sigles should remain celibate since its their decisions..
Please the dildo should be given to "reason 1"
ReplyDeleteStella, please give it to reason number one. Lets have the address where other ladies can buy
ReplyDeleteKelvin is a funny dude anyday but please bruv,easy on your comments .. So who is going to be the lucky winner of the dildo cos they all seem to be in need of it to quench konji.
ReplyDeletehahahahahah...in-house be rocking!! anyway,to the lesbianian,live your life o..and the dildo should be given to the BV that jer hubby is outa the country,she needs it more than the others. Ant the lady stuck at the airport,are you serious?? chai, and my mom is coming back soon>Hope she doesn't experience same o...nawa. And as for Kelvin,my friend sharaap jare!!
ReplyDeleteGive to d SELECTED FEW...
ReplyDeleteU wnt go bankrupt.
Na wetin ur mumu polythecnic sense tell u?
DeleteAbeg na where them they sell sex toys for port harcourt? I need am.
ReplyDeleteCall me
Delete"....90% of Nigerians are bisexual? Really? Babe, no need to generalise to prove that your sadly and unfortunate dysfunctional childhood experiences. You're not the first to be "molested" by a fellow curious child, hence justifying being gay based on that is not a good enough excuse, in my honest opinion so don't force it down our throats by bringing a fake statistics to justify it....90%?? The world is crazy sha.
ReplyDeleteStella, biko give the first woman....
Inhouse news rocks!
Exactly @anon. People be throwing statistics without verification around just justify whatever they think. Which research did cull these numbers from. Next time use most or some. Your life your choice.
DeleteReason 1 gets it.
ReplyDeleteSeriously Sex isn't food. Abstinence is the best. Married women , also abstain from sex ...hahahahaha hahahahaha.
Kelvin happiness my boo
My booboo
Stella, stop swallowing comment
Freedom of speech is allowed
I know all his tantrums are directed at me
*Pours ice on Kelvin*
Coolu your body and stop taking comments on this blog so seriously like it defines you ...don't develop hand stroke because of comment people type when they are tipsy.
Custom officers are so greedy.
What rubbish
Inukwa
Don't worry Stella, let me put a call to the oga patapata in charge right now, he must do something about it right now.
*Helloo daaaaaaaaaaarling, what about the G-wagon you promised me after I took you to Jupiter the other day, did you later seize it from dt importer Mr IKPUnnu*
XOXO MYSTERY
Mek una allow customs rest o. Man must wack
DeleteContinue wacking.
DeleteI vote No. 1.
DeleteStella pls do something to dis prove you are not a robot thing. Abeg its discouraging.
1st and 7th for me please. as fr d lesbo lady you need Jesus.
ReplyDeleteBiko send me the dildo stella. I ve never experienced a sex toy .Yes,I kn if the shower faucet can be amazing(that explains the long showers),what about the tool made for the "koko"? I promise to bring an unbiased feedback to in~house~news.Na me fit advertise this product.I hope its battery operated? I can't fit dey dig into my insides. I'm a lazy lover and will gladly let the machine work independently.ok by! #"by"culled from that igbotic joan rivers wanna be.
ReplyDeleteVery hilarious! Pls give reason 1,makes more sense, she doesn't knw when hubby will cm,pele o! Plus she go open email cos of D! Lol! It's well o!
ReplyDeleteNumber one should have it
ReplyDeleteStella, Biko I get one dildo for sale oh, and e get rabbit, brand new from Ann summers, na for sale not dash. If you no wan buy from me, go to ann summers website, you can buy directly from them, anyone who wants to buy from me should put up contact info, even if its email so I can send pics and price.
ReplyDeleteThanks
Dildoanonymous :)
This custom thing needs to stop in Nigeria those people are just there extorting from people this is pure robbery.you go to the airports the security guys are there begging at the check points where luggages are passed thru.am sure if they have a way of forcing people to pay like those custom people they would have done it so they decided to beg so much and also steal from passengers sometimes, i have seen that happen before my eyes,this is so so sad. How can they say just 50 k maximum when only two perfumes have taken the 50k.then arik air and stories if how money gets missing inside the aircraft, they are all taking advantage of passengers. The worst is those custom people forcing passengers to pay ,same thing with ABC transport porters ,those ones have turned to beggars. The owner of ABC should be informed of what is going on in his company.the porters carry bags into the buses which is their jobs and they stay and start telling you you have to give them something for putting the bags In the bus.what kind of country do we live in?we go to other countries in peace with no problem then we come to our land with these thieves trying to take advantage of passengers. The president and others in charge needs to know what is happening in our airports and as for The owner of ABC one day I will disgrace your porters that have turned to beggars and thieves asking for money after putting a bag even a tiny bag into the bus. Stella please bring this thing up as a post.these custom guys are thieves in that airport robbing passengers of their hard earned money. This has to stop
ReplyDeleteCustoms must chop naaaaa. Biko
DeleteCustoms must chop naaaaa. Biko
DeleteStupid customs, I don't give them a kobo and we just stare at each other till they are tired......they do that to people who come from Senegal and others locations where they know people how to buy hoods for sale.....but for me even tho I buy things for sale I no give shishi......greedy goats.....
DeleteYou are proud to be a lesbian.. So y u con dey tell stella make she no publish ur name na? You can change if u are willin nd determine to change. Anywaz na u sabi, na ur life. Enjoy!!! This dildo no go cause wahala.... Lmao. Abeg i go for reason number one. Or better still, poster abeg if u get more, give dem each.... Shikena... #OkBye...
ReplyDeleteGive the dildo to the first person, i hope her story is true sha. This girl that started everything at age 6??!! Are you sure you did not get pregnant at 6? Nah wao!
ReplyDeleteThose custom people are thieves , You have to report them.
ReplyDeleteabeg gimme d dildo or choose number
ReplyDeleteThe same thing happened to me last year @ d airport I simply told the custom officer to carry the boxes I brought in! Arrant nonsense! A
ReplyDeleteHope he did. Madam customs must chop na. You must pay duty
DeleteShut up oil money. Are u that hungry
DeleteIt is really annoying, no cctv at the airport to see how those pple harass tired travellers.
DeleteOnly for Nig o. They told me that 50k crap n i told him so i will buy 235k ticket and bring in on something worth 50k with my 46kg. When he saw that i just be talkative, whinning about the state of the nation, unemployment, inseucurity, he just said madam go.
Trust me it is worse if it is a female custom officer, those 1s have no mercy she collected $20 from me, we females are truly our own enemies in Toyins voice
They refused to update d book. They are all thieves including oil money.
DeleteDats I gat no pity for them wen they run into trouble.
Hehehehehe Dildo wahala!!!!!
ReplyDeleteStil typing...........
I choose reason no 1 for d thing. Kelvin happiness sooorrrrrry o
ReplyDeleteReason 1 gets it.
ReplyDeleteSeriously Sex isn't food. Abstinence is the best. Married women , also abstain from sex ...hahahahaha hahahahaha.
Kelvin happiness my boo
My booboo
Stella, stop swallowing comment
Freedom of speech is allowed
I know all his tantrums are directed at me
*Pours ice on Kelvin*
Coolu your body and stop taking comments on this blog so seriously like it defines you ...don't develop hand stroke because of comment people type when they are tipsy.
Custom officers are so greedy.
What rubbish
Inukwa
Don't worry Stella, let me put a call to the oga patapata in charge right now, he must do something about it right now.
*Helloo daaaaaaaaaaarling, what about the G-wagon you promised me after I took you to Jupiter the other day, did you later seize it from dt importer Mr IKPUnnu*
XOXO MYSTERY
Busy day for me chai see as I dey miss ''sdkandsdkers'' ......see u fuys later in d day...kiss
ReplyDeleteNumber 1 should get it.
ReplyDeleteALL YOU SAYING SHE STARTED WHATEVER AT AGE 6 LIKE IT'S STRANGE. IT'S NOT STRANGE. A LOT OF MOLESTATION AND ABUSE HAPPENS AT THAT AGE AND EVEN YOUNGER.. FROM FRIENDS, NEIGHBORS AND RELATIVES. MANY GIRLS NEVER SPEAK UP, AND THE PARENTS NEVER GET TO KNOW, NEVER. THE SOCIAL MEDIA IS MAKING US KNOW JUST A LITTLE FRACTION OF WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS TO KIDS IN NIGERIA. MAN IS BORN A SEXUAL BEING AND FROM CHILDHOOD ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN- JUST THAT ANYTHING BELOW THE AGE OF 18 IS ABUSE/MOLESTATION AND THE CHILD CANNOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THAT, THE CHILD CANNOT MAKE AN INFORMED DECISION..MOST DECSIIONS THEN ARE DUE TO FEAR, IGNORANCE, ADVENTURE, FOOLISH LOVE. IT'S THE PARENTS RESPONSIBILITY. BUT AFTER 18- U ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR UR ACTIONS AND DECISIONS.
ReplyDeleteI think number 3 should get it she was simple and sounds very sincere. How sure are we that des other people are saying the truth? I think you just wrote sympathetic story finish.
ReplyDeleteAlloy chiekeze efulefu you should be ashamed of your sef. Begi Begi up and dwn mtchewwwwww
ReplyDeleteThis dildo hustling no be here o. Airport babe keep on begging they will hear you out by the they see that you don't have money to give them.
ReplyDeleteI'm jux angry dah pple attributed someone's issue to me,,that person dah posted those narratives wasn't me k..I'm jux nt happy with the fact dah aunt stellz did less to tell pple I wasn't the one..she knows my email dah I'm sure ,she knows the way I write dah am also sure....maam did say u know me personally am nt dumb or did I say we had a long chat,it was just a *sendo sendo type of chat
ReplyDelete@ xo xo mystery who's ur boo I guess it's the dog in ur house cus I dnt remember the last tym I stooped low..ure lower than low abeg and pls dnt open dah ur gutter filled mouth and call me ur boo again cus I dnt date epileptic patients ,abi dem send u come abi na me u wan fall for ground dey disgrace with ur seizure talent.
U are a man but u write/rant like a teenage girl on her period. GROW UP! XOXO mystery serves u right-famzer!
DeleteShut the fuck up and get off this blog.....go commit sucide for all we care...you come here and run people down with your insensitive comments you think it doesn't hurt? Even as a joke something's u say people will cry indoors cos words hurt a lot......am happy u feel it....I don't know you but I honestly hate u cos of your comments.....
Deleteoh well * takes baby wipes and cleans Kelvin's bombom,puts dusting powder and wear his pampers, pours SMA Gold in Kelvins feeding bottle,straps bib around his neck and feeds him, pets baby Kelvin ,puts him in his cot and rocks him to sleep, hopefully you will stop crying now omomo abi na taaata? Mstchewwwwwwew!
DeleteLeave Kevin alone. If his insults gets to you all that much, stop poking him then! I don't think Kevin will reply anyone who isn't referring to him in the first place. You 'adults' will take time out to insult the 'kid' and when he replies, y'all start calling him a 'baby'. Leave the boy alone let him do him and y'all do yourselves.
DeleteNonsense.
You guys shld leave kelvin alone I insist.
DeleteSdk no vex, try and enable his comment.
But kelvin ur reply to xoxo got me rolling...
lols this is serious oo abeg give the no. 1 woman the dildo biko. distance relationship is not easy o. others can go and buy. and the lady that said her husband dick is small! he can help u by given u head nah, abi him no like to give his wife head? just make sure u re always clean down there! if he is good trust me u will enjoy it too. am talking frm experience i hate big dick becos my vjij is very tight and always dry so big dick disgust me i prefer small once and some small once can last for as long as u want it.hmh. is he a leaner? he can as well hold his breath just to last longer for u to get more satisfy. tnk me later. kelvin happiness, its saves u right! next time u learn how to live ur life off media/blogs.
ReplyDeleteSo u jst want to tell us that ur vagina is tight.
DeleteSeeking customers on this blog doesn't work dear, park front.
Pussy like third mainland bridge
bia stella nwanyi ocha, (yellow woman)why u no dey like to post my comment? i will fight u oh. u knw say i like quarrel past fight.
ReplyDeleteposter 1 shud gt d dildo.......culled by JENNY
ReplyDeleteGive number 3 abeg.
ReplyDeleteNumber 3 should have the dildo
ReplyDelete***HEALING-RAIN***
ReplyDeletelesbians and homosexuals,if you do not want homophobic comments,don't post your shit on here,hyperventilate in your closets. You think you are bold? Come to the unity fountain or the eagle square close to the national assembly complex in abj and protest make we see una.
Dildo giver,give it to number1
We all need to disgrace this beggibeggi tiefs called customs,upon say their oga dey try for dem,they still constitute a nuisance @ the airport,l only see the nonsense here. Let's start filming them and posting their faces online for all to see,shebi spy pens,sunglasses,watches full everywhere now.
Yea I agree let's start filming and recording them and post them online. It's just too much
DeleteBvs and SDK we have to take this custom thing up o.my relatives complained bitterly about them and their new method am not sure their Ogas there know what is now happening in our airports. Let's tackle this thing .custom ole
ReplyDeleteSupported whole heartedly.
DeleteStella , I can send you a pix of the nonsense book.
pLEASE give it to number one. Gay and Lesbian story again kwa.
ReplyDeleteDs is lesb/gays month abi?cos na dia stories de trend fr hea nw nd am happi fr dem.... Num1 shuld get it.... #LiveAndLetsLive
ReplyDelete~@iamjbankz SA to President Jonathan 2015~
Madam lele biko not 90% of Nigerians are bisexual oo, you hear! I was molested by. Female adults when I was younger and till this day I can never phantom or imagine me with a girl. You are a lesbian, big ups to you but biko not all of us are ooo and I hope to God I never find any demonic spirited girl that would lure me into such. A man can very well do what you fellow girl is doing on you.
ReplyDeletelesbianism na for your pocket and if you have daughters, do us a favour and introduce them to that lifestyle, so the percentage of bisexuals in Nig can increase! Homo oshi! You're the reason people who are genuinely gay and have real on love for their fellow same sex find it hard to get equality because people like you are ruled by lust and nothing more making the general populace see them as a sect ruled by lust and depravation not knowing they were more likely born that way. As Ed sheeran would say the worst things in life come free to us and any thing that is addictive is bad!
Please when you have children make then gay and lesbian oo.Aunty lele and they wonder why Nig banned such lifestyle, be there fucking your fellow woman, while your mates are concentrating on their careers and flying high!
This custom thing is true o. Had to pay around 30k to have my luggages released to me when I was coming back from UK.
ReplyDeleteThey should dash reason 1 the thing biko.
To the Blog visitor with an opinion, Stella couldn't have said it better. What you have my dear is an opinion and not a single fact. How absurd it it to openly say 90% of Nigerians are bisexual -Inukwa!
ReplyDeleteHow in the world did you get that statistic? Honey do you, but don't make hideous claims that a habit you got addicted to as a child automatically applies to others.
I am Nigerian, I am straight and I am not homophobic but I also don't think it is normal either. my boo said it all you need Jesus, but that's just our opinion tho.
sumbody dy jealous ur in house pishure dat she too had to write for pipu to help design her pishure for blog post. na wa
ReplyDeleteMuch ado abt nothing! Kevin Sadness you sound so childish n pained. You are a guy for pete's sake. Leave d banter for women. Your comments sometimes make me want to reach into my phone n slap d living daylights outta u, maybe dat wud mk u realize u mk mountains out of mole hills. ur long comments shud b curtailed, this is not a book club. #PreciousIbik
ReplyDeleteMuch ado abt nothing! Kevin Sadness you sound so childish n pained. You are a guy for pete's sake. Leave d banter for women. Your comments sometimes make me want to reach into my phone n slap d living daylights outta u, maybe dat wud mk u realize u mk mountains out of mole hills. ur long comments shud b curtailed, this is not a book club. #PreciousIbik
ReplyDeleteMuch ado abt nothing! Kevin Sadness you sound so childish n pained. You are a guy for pete's sake. Leave d banter for women. Your comments sometimes make me want to reach into my phone n slap d living daylights outta u, maybe dat wud mk u realize u mk mountains out of mole hills. ur long comments shud b curtailed, this is not a book club. #PreciousIbik
ReplyDeleteWait o stella. I know d gay poster frm dis story cos we r both wrkin on puttn it in a movie. She's not gay o! LMAO though she has a lot of gay frnds. Its a fiction of her imagination of art.
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