Bumped into these hilarious hashtags on Cool fm's Time Line and they were funny!
So let's do this too. What has social media taught you?
#Socialmediahastaughtmethat
Well Social Media has taught me that Beauty is not skin deep...
Social media has taught me that if they are not listening,then send them a public memo...
Social media has taught me that not every gist must make it to my blog...
social media has taught me you should not behave like an mgbeke and be pouting your mouth like nkpi.
ReplyDeleteSocial media has taught me that Nigerians are NATURAL asslickers and crowd followers
Delete#fearfearpeople#
My opinion, soooo true.
DeleteLol!
ReplyDeleteLol....send them.a memo
DeleteWell....@SDK blog has taught me that, never you take blog visitors words here too serious
@Galore
It has taught me that Linda ezes husband has halitosis that galore is a broke beggy beggy student that Stella sugar aka jollof lover won't post all gist and na ha right it has taught me that Rotterdam BV is beautiful and is kind to boot it has taught me that people don't forget and also that just like in real life people can lieeeeeeee
DeleteSocial media has taught me that even if you are fugly,just bleach,wear crop tops and get a million ass lickers followers,automatically u can become a fashion blogger,an actress,a millionaire
Delete'A lion on social media is a Lamb in reality'. #SDKBlogTaughtMeThat!
ReplyDeleteSocialMediaHasTaughtMe that one could be showing off flashy stuffs, but their mama dey village dey soak akamu
ReplyDeleteLol
DeleteSocial media has taught me that people generally have lost respect for themselves and others
ReplyDelete**lululiscious**
#socialmediahastaughtmethat all that glitters is not gold.
DeleteThat all instagram comments must be positive and you must love and praise even if the person resemble agbara.
#SocialMediaHasTaughtMeThat there are Angels out there who you may never come across if not for social media.
ReplyDeleteThat its a melting pot of 'orisirisi'
That all that glitters is not gold.
That a sweet person in real life can be wicked on SM
That I'm not like to find love on SM. Twice is enough. Hian.
Lol
Hehehehehehe....so you believed you will find love in sm?
DeleteWell, what do I know? You might find the next time you try, you can never tell...
I'm the kind of person if I believe in something, I do it, strive, never give up and in the end I get it....lmao
So try again if you believe.
Lolz.
ReplyDeleteVery interesting
That almost every Lady is now #TeamLightSkin and that M-aime was Originally Very dark.
ReplyDeleteAccept ur girlfrd Maureen. The Don the Don. Where have u been sef? U just disappeared!!
DeleteLmao😂😂
Deleteplease i went to buy applr cider vinegar but i saw heinz apple vinegar(no cider was written on it) . pls i want to knw if its d same thing . pls
ReplyDeleteYes they are.
Delete#WhiteDiamondOut
Sorry, I didn't expatiate.
DeleteApple cider has to be fermentation for the vinegar to be produced.
No cider,no vinegar.
It's just the labelling.
#WhiteDiamondOut
Buy Briggs apply cider vinegar, 2500 or so, dats the real thing, good for tommy reduction.
DeleteI guess it's d same thing but ACV has the mother and it's organic and very very useful in everything while HAV dosent have. You can use google sha
Delete*fermented
DeleteAnon 13:05, I suppose you meant Bragg.
Yeah, it's the best, but not easy to find sha.
#WhiteDiamondOut
Pls anonymous 13:05 how do I use d apple cider vinegar to reduce d tommy?pls explain
DeleteIf you're in Lagos, you can get Braggs Apple Cider Vinegar at any HealthPlus pharmacy.
DeleteBuy braggs apple cider vinegar it has "the mother" .put 2 teaspoons in water,u can drink b4 or with ur meal.google it's benefits so many.my advice use a straw cos it was giving me dis shocking sensation in my teeth.
DeleteSocial media has taught me dat if a girl will always look worse in real life so don't expect much till u meet her.
ReplyDeleteSocial media has taught me dat naija babes like to form a lot
ReplyDeletelmao
ReplyDeleteSocial media has taught me that it's a virtual space.
ReplyDeleteNever take things or people seriously.
Social media has taught me that the same people who beg under anonymous can be the ones forming celeb on Instagram.
DeleteOK bye
very correct sisi eko
Delete#SocialMediaTaughtMeThat People are so pretentious.
ReplyDelete#socialmediahastaughtmethat social media is made up of fake people living fake lives.
ReplyDelete*Larry was here*
Socialmediahastaughtme. You can stay idle doing nothing for a whole year while expecting free money by december by posting "stella take note or trying to be 1st to comment"
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha
DeleteSocialmediahastaughtme. You can stay idle doing nothing for a whole year while expecting free money by december by posting "stella take note or trying to be 1st to comment"
ReplyDeleteSocial media has taught me that friends are scarce.....
ReplyDelete@sDKB
ReplyDelete#socialMediHasTaughtMeThat#
Billionaires on social media are paupers in real life.
#meeeeeee#
Lwkmd
DeleteSide eye @what social media has taught stella!
ReplyDeleteSocial media has taught me that you need to be crazy and know how 2 curse out 4 you 2 be noticed.
No Potable, that's SDK for you
Delete#socialmediahastaughtme you are free to misyarn
ReplyDeleteYea right stellz
ReplyDeleteSocial media has taught me that,pple can cuss for Africa on social media,meet dem in real life,they can't look you straight in the eyes.
ReplyDeleteAnd social media has of course has of course taught me that,those that will cuss u out,and call u dumb,actually wanna be u,world pple.
Delete#socialmediahastaughtmethat all these celebrities mostly show off even when they done has a dime.
ReplyDeleteComment Review is Urgently needed
DeleteLmao @faith
DeleteSocial Media as taught me that
ReplyDeleteGirls can post semi - nude pictures of themselves online
and still be looking for God-fearing men that will wife them..
Social media has taught me that those that showcase their relationships or life as a perfect one are those that cry behind close doors.
ReplyDeleteSocial media has taught me that people can lie for Africa.
Social media has taught me that you can be block once you bully a celebrity.
Hahahahaha
Social media has taught me that everybody is A virgin and can still remain A virgin even when married...
ReplyDeleteSocial media has taught me that every relationship online is the best and enviable...
Social media has taught me that when your first music starts hitting the airwaves;you automatically start wearing pure golds all over your wrist and neck the upcoming week,and giving out $1000 for A competition...
Social media has taught me that there is A "sweet" one can take and start smelling so fresh and cool down at the "kpekus"....
Social media has taught me that shopping,travelling to different countries and hanging out can be done everyday..
Social media has taught me that any cloth worn by A celebrity for once;can never be worn again in his/her life! not even to stay at home..
Social media has taught me that every Nigerian music/movie celebrity out there is extremely rich and can change cars at will;irrespective of the price..
@MARTINS ABOY
Lmfao u nailed it kikikikikikikik
DeleteChick Felix where is the "sweet" you promised us?
DeleteOmg Aboy nwoke oma you still remember that sweet? you guys don't forget.
Eeeewwrrryy@kpekus
Winking at chick felix..lol
DeleteIphie nwanyi mara nma;my brain na google oo when it comes to post that are being made here...
chick felix just hang everybody for high tension that day ah swear....not fair sha!! lol
@MARTINS ABOY
I told Chick Felix abt the lemon thing and she no wan share that sweet secret. So you want only yours to smell like jasmine abi?.
DeleteContinuu
Lol,social media has taught me that when you don't rub all the pancake,lipstick and then fix long lashes you aren't pretty enough...Men come and say they want a real girl,niggas please...Yall want Barbie dolls
ReplyDeletesocial media has taught me that..All na wash!
ReplyDeleteWell said
DeleteSocial media has really taught me not to take negative comments from people I've never met before and might not meet in this life seriously cos its only a playground for everyone...
ReplyDeleteIt has also taught me not to believe everything I read cos people can say they are in Miami whereas they are at Abule-egba. All na wash.
Social media has taught me that benin neighbours can be callous when repeatedly provoked and can send you on indefinite sabatical or exile. Hmm
Delete#socialmediataughtme#....never to believe every comment abt someone from pple that always claim they are insiders,or close friends or family of d subject',some just have extreme hate for the subject,and will want to make their snide remark hundred percent believed by claiming insider.some have never seen or come in contact with the subject in real life!such evil..
ReplyDelete#socialmediataughtme #....many pple that claim to be rich are d most broke ass church rats u can ever think of!.....beware of pple that like snapping once they enter tush houses,behind fine cars or in plazas!na dem be dat,they need dose backgrounds to post on their social media. Lmao!
I copy and paste!
DeleteFirst point drives me crazy!
How can people claim to know the private lives of celebrities and they have never even met them? Or do you live inside their wardrobe?
Lol, hilarious nigerians are so creative. #yeppie have just created a blog name loving my stay here. #NewConvert
ReplyDeleteSocial media reinforced many of my prior beliefs, especially the golden saying that "All that glitters is not gold" !
ReplyDelete#SocialMediaHasTaughtMeThat most CEO status and Self Employed are actually jobless people in real life.
ReplyDeleteHahahah...
DeleteLol@not every gist must make it to SDK blog. Social media has taught me that any riff-raff like P L THE GREAT can come under my comment, insult me, dance Shakitibobo and go free.
ReplyDelete#Socialmediahastaughtmethat Most people who upload their everyday life on social media have a really low self esteem. It also taught me not be take updates personal, #Socialmediataughtme to live a happy life, i have to keep my life as private as possible, It has also taught me that not everyone who follows you on twitter or Instagram actually likes you.
ReplyDeleteMost of the followers are monitoring spirits
DeleteSocial media has taken me that most people who hide under anonymous, have bitter, empty lives and as misery loves company, they try to put others down to their level.
ReplyDeleteSocial media has taught me that, flaunting your relationship in public does more harm than good.
Social media has taught me that, 60 % of girl girls showing off on IG, actually have nada in their accounts.
Social media has taken me that, exchanging words with faceless people, is a waste of useful energy. Most of them have no lives.
Social media has taught me that, a cheat will always be a cheat.
Social media has taught me that, there are thousands of crazy people who now have access to the internet.
Social media has taken me to be careful and cautious.
#WhiteDiamondOut
Abeg,na taught oooo.
DeleteAfi taken naa.
Social media has taught me that autocorrect can give what you type, another meaning entirely...lol.
#WhiteDiamondOut
The only social media im on is facebook,and I didn't even open the account,my sister opened it for me,iv never uploadede a picture there, just pictures I was tagged in.
ReplyDeleteI havnt even been on it this year.
Instagram I don't have or twitter, I don't see the need to advertise my life for people. No disrespect to people that use it, its actually fun to reconnect with old friends. It just isn't for me.
You see people comparing their lives to the lives of dos that flash on instagram and facebook. Not being thankful for what they have, meanwhile they don't know d back story of the person they are envying.
Offcourse I read blogs, that one is my pass time.
Then BB is my No1 thing, I hardly even call people, I do more of chatting.
Wat AR u foin here..mumu..common gerrout..ode...
DeleteAnd BlackBerry and blog is not social media?
Delete#socialMediaHasTaughtMe not to keep quiet when your neighbour is battering his wife incase it turns to ArowoloGate! Pls who has the domestic Violence direct call center line? The He goat Horseband needs psychiatric evaluation.
ReplyDeleteStella ur own dry, but I go manage am
ReplyDeleteSocial media has taught me that.... there are too many lonely people around.
ReplyDeleteLol@ "too many lonely people around"
DeleteWell for me social media has taught me that I'm not the only selfless and kind person.
Social media has taught me that people can actually help you when they haven't met you.
Social media has thought me that there is the good,the bad, and the ugly.
Social media has taught me that no matter what characteristics I display, good or bad, I'm not the only one..hehehe.
Social has taught me that all that glitters truly is not gold.
ReplyDeleteLmfao @d real him and d social media him... Naija fear thee.
ReplyDeleteSocial media has taught me that every body is a saint. Social media has taught me that there's no ugly person on earth. Social media has taught me that most people on earth are fake
ReplyDeleteSocial media has taught me that they are so many fake people posing with nice pictures but when you see the person in real life, it is something else.
ReplyDeleteThe social media him
ReplyDeleteAnd the real him
Hahahaha
Social media has taught me that any riff-raff can just throw insults at not only you but your entire family without knowing anything about you..SMH..
ReplyDelete#socialmediahastaughtmethat politicians n artists make a lot of noise, hype n facade. Anonymous ppl too have a low self esteem.
ReplyDeleteAll these sewer rats that talk to people anyhow for no reason here, if i catch most of you outside here, i go beat una enter Igbobi. Maa na omo elomi baje. Enu e a ga ni straight up. Some of you here are just born uncouth.
ReplyDeleteLol
DeleteExample is mumu P L The Great!
DeleteHahahaha...
Delete#socialmediahastaughtmethat private life is no longer kept private but made public
ReplyDeleteSocial media has taught me that some very comfortable people come to pose as paupers and beggars just to grab freebies. Social media has taught me never to trust beggy beggy people.
ReplyDeleteU arE a clown ni
DeleteSocial media has taught me that *most people have split personalities...
ReplyDelete#socialmediahastaughtmethat most self acclaimed big boys in the e-world are the small boys in the real world
ReplyDeleteSocial media has taught me DAT many fake pple out there with everything about dem fake fake fake
ReplyDeletewell social media has taught me that we no longer live in a world of ladies with Empty boobs and flat Butt as all them ladies all of a sudden have big boobs and bigger bum-bum and even killer curves!
ReplyDeleteSocial media has taught me that so many people give a fake impression about who they are which is usually the opposite in reality and the gullible ones following this category of people will do anything to have the kind of 'imaginary' life these people showcase on social media...
ReplyDeleteWord!!!!
Delete#socialmediahastaughtmethat people post a lot of pictures of themselves before marriage and during wedding, and then go missing after awhile only to resurface again with baby pictures
ReplyDelete#socialmediahastaughtme that it is ok to show your nude protruded tummy to the world as long as you are a celebrity and preggy
#socialmediahastaughtmethat you could actually meet your future partner online, just like I met mine or you could meet a lot of assholes and get screwed free of charge
#socilamediahastaughtmethat most girls have perfect waistline, sexybums, nice boobs, curvy shape and nice bright complexion. All you need is a nice photo editing app
#socialmediahastaughtmethat you could be anyone or anything you want to be, all you need is a good phone that can browse and some MB
Indeedi!....you've said it all. Nothing is ever what it seems on social media. Instagram - the perfect example
Delete"if man say 'im a thing then 'im a thing" *in east London accent*
DeleteGbam!!!!!!
DeleteSocial media has taught me that d likes of #lol#smh#awwww,lmao,rotfl#etc ain't real...
ReplyDeleteSocial media has taught me that there are proud transgender, lesbians and homosexuals who do not care what people think about them.
ReplyDeleteSocial media has taught me that there are people who are possessed by demons through it.
Social media has taught me that there many fake men who claim what they are not.
Social media has taught me that some people use it as a medium to lure ppl into fornication.
Social media has thought.me that Nigeria is full of jobless people who log online to collect freebies.
ReplyDeleteSm has taught me that there are loads of frustrated pple all around. Lets be nice to one another. Pple are going thru so much, esp in this present economy
ReplyDelete