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Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Bail Is Free In Nigeria.

This is not Tuesday Laughs.....





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    1. Yea bail is free,my frosh ass.

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    2. A big lie, for the obodo naija..
      I do believe it....

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    3. Bail is free my sexy erected di*k!

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    4. Officially it is free
      Unofficially OYO is the name, financial salute is the game

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  2. I don't understand. When even Judges demand a certain amount be paid as Bail.

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    1. In nigeria, you must pay oooh weda u are innocent or not.
      Ooh what a corrupt country!

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  3. NPF iwofe Rumuolumeni I no follow na 5,000







    #GODWIN™

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    1. Hahaha bail is free indeed but you must settle oga police.

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    1. Which police station grant free bails?
      I need their DPO's number

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  6. If I hear! This is another comic relief I guess..

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  7. What a lie from the pit of hell

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  8. Na today?
    Mtcheeew
    I tnk the Nigerian police shld be scrapped

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  9. Bail is free...but...errrm...you have to pay for writing materials and documentation...then...errrrrmmm...you have to pay for successful storage of the prisoners stuffs...lmao
    Bail is free indeed!!!

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  10. If I hear, thier normal amount is 5k.. This festive period now na 10k.. Msheeeeew

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  11. I am not sure this message is real. Police to announce that bail is free inside their office, woh woh woh this na big fat lie.

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  12. They should have recruited basket mouth to help them crack better jokes. I bailed my cousin last week with 6k , he was arrested by the police for nothing actually, was walking by the street around 8:30 pm . They accused him of wondering.

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    1. *Wandering or loitering
      ...they do that a lot.

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    2. I wonder what your cousing is "wondering" about. Wandering and wondering... the epic battle between these two.

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    3. You mean 'wandering'

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    4. Wondering about what kwanu??? Its wandering dear,I knw say na mistake lol

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    5. Nor be only wondering,na America wonder.

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  13. Bail is never free, Nigeria police please stop lying

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  14. Bail is not free abeg. They still demand for money

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  15. Liars bunch of liars. Wait I tot I saw BALLS IS FREE IN NIGERIA, I was den tinking of some free testis. Choi no be small malaria dey worry me dis morning Oooooo. Biko I need some dogo yaro leaves 4 treatment.

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  16. Nice development then.

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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  17. Lie of Africa. Hissssssssss

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  18. Police people and Lawyers their place in Hell fire, God will continue to add fuel to it

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  19. Nigerian Police really needs to be reformed.



    There is going to be a "one in town" kinda drama on IHN today. Stella, be warned you better be in the mood for it. Wigs will be snatched, weavons will be forcefully removed.

    I cant fold my hands and watch sneaky people go free.
    You better bring your couch and popcorn and make IHN your bae . All you unsolicited peacemakers should find another day job.



    XOXO MYSTERY

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    1. You want to start again abi? When they finish you, you will be quiet like a mouse for 2 months. Trouble maker.

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    2. Xoxo e better be hot oh, don't keep us in suspence

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    3. Hehehehe
      *grabs power bank to charge my phone*
      I ain't missing this.

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    4. I can't wait...stellz,pls "release" all comments. No holds barred!!!!

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    5. No drama jare. After everything

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  20. Nor be for the same police station we dey steady price offence like like who wan buy yam.
    Me: After all the plenty plenty talk and phone calls, officer I would like to apply for the bail of the suspect/client.
    Officer: If not for God ehn and sake of say your client na better person we for just wait to charge am to court.
    Me: thank you officer for your understanding.
    Officer: dont mention. I think una know say na unlawful possession we arrest am for?
    Me: I know
    Officer: na me dey beg my oga since o say make we pity for una guy as him don dey here for almost one week...
    me: *rolling my eyes* officer I know
    Officer: my oga saybmake una bring 180k
    me: *opens mouth* for wetin? Officer. Him kill person? Abeg dis one nor be armed robbery case o abeg, abeg...
    Officer: na the problem wey we dey always get with una lawyers be dis. When person say make he get pity for una client na so una go dey do any how.
    Me: *starts to cite precedents* OFFICER! Na for this same station we bail person wey for this same offence for 50k o...
    long story short, aftet haggling for over an hour with lots of pleading, we eventually settled for 135k excluding 1k for keeping the suspect's belonging like clothes, slippers and 900 naira for dropping our phones with them before allowing us go into the police station.
    Bail has always been "free" in Nigeria now.

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  21. Bail is free yea?

    *humming Lekki wives sigtune*

    Story story, story story...

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  22. Who they tell this kind lie oh, bail free in this country or another one? Police ppl can lie for Africa, Bail is not free in Nigeria oh.

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  23. Of course this is Tuesday laughs. Bail is free ko... nonsense police people. I know we have them on dis blog. Ndi iberibe.

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  24. Of course this is Tuesday laughs. Bail is free ko... nonsense police people. I know we have them on dis blog. Ndi iberibe.

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  25. Yes bail is free, but that's only if you know your right

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  26. Me I do everything to avoid police plus their bail,
    They scare me stiff
    Hospital and police station!
    My phobia

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    1. Choi.
      We're sisters.
      I dread those two places.

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  27. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    May be not in tthis dead country though..
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  28. Bail for free in Nigeria ,which part of Nigeria

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  29. Not in this country

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  30. Let's give them benefit of doubt , afterall they are trying to reform the force.

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  31. impossible past,present and future tense

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  32. The biggest mistake will be to tell a police officer in the station that bail is free. I swear na die u dey!

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  33. hahahaahaa, Stranger, you are there. Sometimes I wonder if the IG doesnt have control over these people. He says one thing and they do the exact opposite. Its really appalling.

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