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Sunday, 24 January 2016

Chronicle Of Blog Visitor Narratives...

Women and their wahala sef!





NARRATIVE NUMBER ONE
DATING YOUR FRIENDS EX

Hi Stella I hope my message meets you well. I really need you and blog visitors advise on an issue bothering me.

In 2013 my best friend was in a relationship with a Muslim guy but she's christian. His mom and her mom patronize each other because my friends mom sells lace. The guy used to buy her so many things and take her out. I was happy for my friend cuz she hardly ever got into a serious relationship like that.


 About 4 months later she told me they broke up I asked why she gave me excuses about how the guy always complained about the way she dresses. She has very big butt and hips so there's really nothing she can wear that won't bring out her curves. She also made mention about how she was never serious with the guy and how it was the guy that was always all over her.

Fast forward to 2014 we were talking about the break up when she suddenly said me and mr A have broken up he needs a Muslim girl do you want to date him? I was shocked. Wondering why my best friend will ask me such a question. But I let it go. It's important to note that I never met MR A the whole 4 months they were together.

Sometime last year I got introduced to a guy I really liked his name was also Mr. A so I sent his picture to my best friend asking if this was him while I was silently hoping it wasn't. But unlucky for me it was Mr. A

I like Mr. A so much although nothing like sex yet. I'm sure he likes me too. He is 32 while I'm 22 but when we're together it's like we're age mates.

So I decided to call it quits cuz I couldn't be with somebody my best friend has been with and to my shock my best friend told me that I could go ahead and be with him that she doesn't care. That it's just for the mean time till j get somebody else i like right? 

And I said yes. But deep down I'm scared things might get serious cuz we're both Muslims and understand each other so well.

He hopes to get married before his 35th but the problem now is if things eventually go smoothly between us and we go stronger in the relationship. What type of eyes will my best friend look at me with and her mom that knows me so well and knows Mr A too what will she say. What will the world say? All our friends that know my best friend dated Mr A now it's me dating him.

I'm so confused right now. Please advice me if to go further with this or just quit.  I really like mr A cuz I see a very bright future with him.


Hmmm....what if you damm all people will say and he still doesnt marry you?everything in life is a risk,you didnt snatch him so you should have a free mind..I dont know what your friends intentions are so i advise you to thread cautiously and eventually have it at the back of your mind to severe ties with her if you marry Mr A.....dunno what else to say!...make i read comments




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NARRATIVE NUMBER TWO
CONFUSION GALORE


Please I would like to remain anonymous,

Please I need the advices of my fellow BV because am at crossroads ‎ right now.

Please be patient to read my chronicles cos it's quite long

I wrote earlier to this blog of how I was broken by a. Failed relationship which ended in 2008 and since then I haven't been in any relationship, I tried dating but it wasn't just working. Early last year I reconnected with an old secondary school friend we tried dating but it didn't work out, we both had our faults but the problem I had with him was he doesn't no how to keep in touch so we just lost touch. 


Around First week of December 2015 he called me very early in d morning and was forming my runaway girlfriend where have u been that he. Wants to take me too his family towards Christmas and I told him he was joking cos we are in separate towns, so when he was around for the Christmas he stays like 20mins drive from me I went to see him as per we are friends, his parents weren't home so I was happy but before I left I met the sister and he introduced me as his girlfriend she laughed and was like since when that she has never heard him talking about any girl talk less of girlfriend so I told her we are not dating, so as I was about to leave I met the mum and coincidentally his parents know my parents and the mum was all smiles, so she invited me to come over for the Christmas I didn't want go so I don't give them false impression but he begged me and I went they were all nice and all so he said we should give the relationship another shot and see how it goes. 

The problem I have is am 29 he's 30 so the age gap isn't there and he still doesn't know how to call, he does chat and me I do calls and I have told him about it so am getting turned off already cos of this problem. 

Meanwhile I met someone else from church he's nice, calls me 24/7 I asked about his age he is 41 so I was like no way that's too old for me he's been begging me that age is just a number like five of his family members have called me to beg on his behalf that I should give him a chance n all, but I am confused this other one stays abroad and all this abroad waka I don't like I asked him why he wasn't married at 41, he was like he hasn't seen who he wanted he's on my neck.

They are both graduates and masters degree holders and doing well for themselves so please my fellow BV's I really don't know what to do.

Hmmmmm.....what do women really want?
make i read comments today abeg!





100 comments:

em jay said...

Sunday Chronicles!
Brb.



******LONG LIVE SDK & SDKERS******

RICHBEE said...

Hmmmmmmm

odi said...

Una doh

Clara Udeh said...

Confused posters!..
Make una receive sense ijn!
Exactly what do women want?
Una know d answer already yet u choose to waste our precious time.
Mtcheeeew

Akwanwa said...

Poster two if at 29 you don't know what you want,you still need to grow up then.
Poster 1: since your friend doesn't mind, carry on with the guy but be careful. We women can get jealous oo esp if it leads to marriage like you are thinking.

pokohuntaz said...

All I can make out of all these chronicles is that these ladies are so desperate for marriage. Poster 2, Who do you love? Who makes you happy? It's clear that the 1st guy isn't so into you and it's clear you don't really like the 2nd guy. Why do you want to go into a marriage when you heart doesn't beat for the person. Ladies on this blog need to learn to be happy with themselves and stop being so desperate to enter into a marriage where love might not exist.

STARRY LARRY said...

@Poster 1, you said she's your best but you never met Mr. A whereas some of your other friends knew Mr. A with your friend, are you being sincere enough with all what you said? If that's what truly happened, I will say you should go on with him, and don't be too close with that your friend and don't even let her know how things is going between both of you.

@Poster 1, you don't know what you want @all, you're 29 and the other man is 41, that's 12yrs different, it's not too much as far as I'm concern, but if you don't love him @all, please don't marry him. I don't see any future with your secondary school mate, but the ball is in your court, choose wisely.




*Larry was here*

CHI EXOTIC CHI EXOTIC said...

29 to 41 is too old for you
29 to 30 is too young for you

Bih you're just confused
Be gone already

Chidinma Grace said...

N2, u like ppl that call, n when you get one, u complain abt age. U are not serious. If am correct, he is older than u with just 11yrs, clap for urself. Ppl marry someone that is 20yrs older n here u are complaining. It's obvious u don't know what u want. N1, wht if d guy is playing u, pls look well b4 u reap.

xxxTrinityxxx said...

Poster one hmm I won't feel comfortable dating someone that my friend has dated. I don't even know what to tell you

Poster two hmm the second guy lives abroad. I hate long distance relationships. It hardly ever works. You never know that the other person is up to. Y isn't he married at 41? Well follow your heart

Anonymous said...

Lmao. ... at 29years complaining about a 41 year old man. My dear you better grab one before you are thirty. .I doubt if your blind are still firm. .

Anonymous said...

I am 25 and my hubby is 43 nd he's d best man I have even bin with. Besides he doesn't even look his age, u will think he is 30 sef.

Atheist. said...

Best way to pick frm 2 suitors is pushing them both indiviually to their boiling point, then you just might be able to see their tolerance level or how they handle situation in anger or pissed mode.... You can draw ur conclusion frm there, mind u this method isn't 100% effective oh, but definately better than rolling a dice. Lol.

CherishD said...

Poster 1; if your relationship leads to marriage, so be it. The worst that would happen is for you to stop being friends with your best friend, nothing spoil. You av your life to live, just don't make yourself cheap for him. Why must you even show your friend his picture? . Pray over it as well. Best of luck.

Anonymous said...

1- Just like Stella said, get ready for the possibility of cuttung all ties with your best friend because I see this your relationship leading to marriage. I understand how close you have gotten to Mr. A because my best friend is Muslim and I'm Christian and I understand it's not easy to find a Muslim guy who ticks all your boxes. Also get ready for the possibility of your friend saying you 'snatched' Mr. A from her and other additional drama that may follow. JUST READY YASEF. I don't understand why you lied though and said its not serious, that was your first mistake because you'll continue to use more lies to cover up. Anyway don't jump the gun and have sex or anything until you're sure it's leading to marriage. Also who gives a rat's ass what people think, or what family will say, it happens, defy the odds and be with him, but be honest with your friend all the way and express your fears to Mr. A too so he'll know what's going on before she'll try and paint you blue black to him and he'll think you actually plotted to 'snatch' him. My 1 cent.

Ada Nwanbueze said...

Same old stories.

Letdemsay said...

Poster 1..go and find another moslim boyfriend..U never met your best friends bf..like seriously? ?..mtcheew..Go and find ur own bf

CherishD said...

Poster2; if I were you, I'd go for the second guy but pray about it. Best of luck.

Anonymous said...

2- I'm curious too because they say when a man is in love, 24hrs in a day is too little for him. My present boyfriend doesn't ever call or text. I always reach out first and the conversation flows from there. It's frustrating because I interprete it as the interest not being there..but then when we see I can feel the love and all, I don't just get what's with some men and keeping in touch. Do some more digging just to be sure E no dey lie give you. And the 41 year old, yes age is just a number but then, who know what life he's living abroad. Family people too dey put mouth for wetin no concern them. Follow your heart but make sure ya head too dey there.

SDK Babe said...

Poster 'so', u no get problem.
I'm out!

Anonymous said...

@Poster 1, It's going to be a lot dramatic. If you can stand the drama then give it a shot but you have to thread carefully cos you never can predict women. It will be even better if you guys don't stay in this same town. This guy that is even going after his ex's friend does he not have sense. Abi girls don finish ni.

Dewdrop said...

Poster one: I don't knw what to advice cos I have not found myself in such situation.

Happy Sunday fam

Fuck you said...

Poster1...just shut up...ure a liar..Uve had eyes for dat ur best frnd boyfriend cos of d things she told u..and u wish to be in her shoes..akuko...have had frnds like u..u say dis person is ur best friend and Uve never seen Mr A picture on her phone before...girls can lie..I believe U've even searched for him on fb...who is a child here...I hate pple like u..u always want wat others want...if u be Muslim nko...u don't date ur frnds ex....and for ur information with such jealousy u know ur frnd will always be better than u dats y u will always wish for wat she has...see as u Dey analyse her body...I pity u..

Paris said...

Poster 2 , give uncle gwegs a chance .

odi said...

No chronicle till 21days is completely over.

Eberechi Maryann said...

@Poster1 biko dump dt guy's ass, leave ur bestie's ex..
@poster2 ask yourself what u really want in a man + age is nothing as far as am concerned...

Fuck you said...

Poster2...dem say pikin wey no get sense no fit get sense again...somebody just call u out of d blue and start saying my runaway gf and u Dey succumb to such nonsense...u wise at all..
At 29 ure still dis confused about men...ure jus looking for who will put u at home am sure u have nothing to offer those men even if Dey marry u

pink lady said...

@poster 1
He hasn't proposed yet and you are already seeing him as a suitor.....Relax!

@poster 2,leave that ur ex bf alone.If your r/ship with him didn't work b4,it won't work now!Give that 41 year old man a chance.He will pamper you like a baby...the age gap between you two is perfect!

ZIONA said...

Poster 2,U sound funny and U are confused. But what is confusing U.from what U wrote U are not dating the Mr no calls guy,U are still on friend zone, that guy is occupied with another babe.ur own concern is that they are master degree holders lol.then Mr abroad, hmmmm,pls investigate him well.I don't trust men abroad that are single at that age.

Poster 1.y are U worried about people. U sound like a kid.what if he is it husband na so U go use people chase am.as far as I'm concerned date him since he was not snatched and ur friend in question ddoes not care.but if the relationship turns out serious don't let ur friend know the details. Cause from ur write up she gave U a go ahead cause she thinks it won't work out.please b careful

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, one of the reason why I broke up with the silly ass I was dating is bc he was so cold to me! He doesn't call, he hardly text me! There was no communication between us . tho, I complained about it he said that's who he is smh! So I had to move on with my life Thank God I moved on! Plz, never marry a cold man who doesn't care about you or wish to hear your voice (he's full of pride have bin there b4) or you end up unhappy woman! Remember communication is the key to relationship! Real men should always be eager to hear their lovers voice everyday! In my opinion, I think you should go fo 41 he's way matured seems to keep in touch with you! Besides, 10 years age gap is not so much! Not as if you're in early 20s ! But a min sec to 30years !

Ochor Okwu said...

P2, you better go for the 41 year old abroad guy who's all over you. The age difference isn't that bad. And you know women tend to age faster. Dump the 30y old. When a guy doesn't keep in touch, nne he's not into you! How can you be the one calling and chatting him up always. Mbanu! You already know who you want, Use your head!

Anonymous said...

Poster one: REMEMBER NOT TO GIVE HIM VAGINA BEFORE MARRIAGE. Else na dump be dat.
POSTER 2: wants to "go abroad". Sorry.

Oscar Moses said...

P1, go ahead and marry him, so long u dot all ur "I"s and cross all ur "T"s.
P2, am not sure the guy will marry u, he has a toaster that hasn't accepted him. Once the gal agrees, he will gradually dump u. *talking from experience*.

Anonymous said...

Gudday ppl,pls am having whitish thick vaginal discharge. It 1st started last month afta I had sex.did high vaginal swab and endocervical swap it grew candida and small of klebesiella.tuk proper treatment 4rm a well trained Dr and it went. Now again I had set Friday night and am noticing whitish discharge tho not as plenty as it was before.coming out in bits. Dis didn't used to do me in d past. Noticing it now with my new partner. Pls I nid 2 be enlightened.tnx

Ade Esther said...

Poster 1 don't date the guy it's not proper. And if you do, good luck to you.but note ,if it didn't lead to marriage it would be a big shame on you which means he's actually counting scores on your cliques

Poster 2, why don't you go to God. Seek his face, pray over the 2guys. Sdkers can't choose for you. Do the needful Asap!

Lucinda Maya said...

What do women really want? Both chroniclers sound confused. I advise a warm bath for you both.

Lucinda

Anonymous said...

Wats yur point poster2,my husband is AA year older than me,we v 3 kids and 5yrs in marriage,so if una lov ech oda go 4 it biko

Sassy 'Meruche' Fire said...

Erm...poster 1,now this is a very dicey situation.So many people have gone this your route,with the argument that it doesn't matter.Personally,I wouldn't want to date a friend's ex.Forget all these things the girl is saying now about how she doesn't care and all what not.That's a big lie.She does care.Just wait until the relationship blossoms,you'll see the other side of her.This is my opinion though,just do whatever you think I'd best for you.
Poster 2...A 41 year old man who stays abroad, this are signs for you to take to your heels o.All these abroad guys are usually bad news.So he hasn't found anyone good enough for him in all 41 years of his life on earth,really?What's he looking for,Miss perfect?

Misy queend said...

Poster 1, your story coincidentally weird. How come your guy you met eventually was the guy your best friend dated...if all your story is for real about meeting him genuinely I advice you pray n tread with care n be certain that this relationship is genuine. Poster 2- Marry the one whom your parents know I mean if he is genuine, not calling is not enough reason not to marry him at least he keeps in touch through chats.

oluwakemi abosede said...

Poster 1: go on saun jare! Carry go

Poster 2: u are confused

Saboginda Ora cutest said...

Poster one , people meet their spouse in different scenario.
My best friend married her husband , who was then the boyfriend to her close friend.

Of course the friend was hurt initially, but she eventually moved on. And both ladies are married now and still friends , they just laugh over it.

It's called life.

tayo ade said...

Poster 1; damn what your friends say joor, not like u snatched him

Poster 2; until u define what you want in a relationship, nobody will be good enuf 4u. U cant meet an 100% perfect man

Q.A said...

I'm not one to usually comment, but I feel compelled to correct a silly notion some ladies have.
Why do they ask a single guy in his mid late 30's or 40's why he isn't married yet?
Wetin concern you? But let me give you a few reasons that readily comes to mind-
Yet to meet someone he's crazy about & wants to spend the rest of his days with..
Yet to feel financially comfortable enough to.
Yet to settle- still enjoying his single status.
Yet to conquer the fear of marriage & starting a family.
Etc etc..
The above can apply to ladies too.
So what's the big deal? It's not the quantity my darlings, it's the quality.

P.S- I'm a lady, from northern Nigeria (where we usually marry early), I got married in my early 30s & that was over 5 fantastic yrs ago!

Lilly simple said...

Post 1 hope your so called boyfriend doesn't want to gbensh u n your friend..hmmmmmmm why not make it a sex free relationship till he do introduction

Post 2, really what do women really want, I think d 1st is ok for u, all dis abroad guyz most of dem are divorcees, or they marry white to get paper

Omasiri said...

Hhmmm...what do women really want sef? As an adult,we should have a mind of our own and know that life itself is a risk. That's why we have a conscience and mind...to distinguish between right and wrong and to listen to the voice of reason. If you are rational and not blinded by the things,ways,talks and pressures of the world,there's always an inner voice that will tell you the truth. It's the light that God has placed in us but misplaced priorities has taken its toll.
Please let's be confused about other things like academic pursuits, developmental processes, business and finance etc.
Poster 1....follow your heart. You can live only but once. Your happiness matters but you knew it was Mr A all along. The loopholes in your edited chronicle is glaring. Who be your mate for IQ here?
Poster 2...nor try am give me this kain headache next time.

telema said...

Poster 2,you better give the second man a chance because age is no longer on you side.
Maybe you want to remain aunty gwezz forever.
Poster 1,shut up your mouth,boyfriend snatcher...if your conscience is truly clear as you claimed,why are you scared.
Wicked friend.

Dobis said...

Poster 2.. d 41 year old man might be married abroad.. just be careful ful... d truth is u know where ur heart lies...

Anonymous said...

Keep on deceiving yourself that he looks young. By the time you are35 he will be 53 ,just make sure you start saving for your children education

pink lady said...

You don't need to be enlightened,you need condoms!

RICHBEE said...

Poster1

You don't need to tell us you've not had sex with him

If you like sleep with him that's non of our business

All this people sending in chronicles and saying "no sex yet" cos of fear of what bv's will say

If you really love this guy you won't be thinking of what people will say

Is it not someone's EX that will marry that your best friend abeg forget her and do your thing

Poster 2

Someone you met not up to a month
His family are already calling to beg you to give him a chance *YOU SURE SAY THIS ONE GET BLOKOS SO* be wise woman

Mosi Jubelo said...

Poster one, hmmmm, I don't know what to say, just be very careful. Follow your mind OK?



Poster two, na you Sabi. It's well. What exactly dyu want?
Not married at 41? He's either lying or he has serious issues. Man not married at that age, honestly he has something you have to find out o. Hmmm
It's well.

Loveme Jeje said...

Make I join too by calling posters 1 & 2 confused human rice

Florence Huttons said...

Women sef, una mata tire sumborri!

ZIONA said...

Madam, pls stop fucking that infected dick without condom haba.that guy will just keep infecting U.and he will never admit he has an infection no in niajia man.just leave it and look a healthy one to chew.and throw all ur undies away

POTABLE viv said...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Women!
Women!
Women!

Egwuonwu Bertha said...

Poster 1 follow ur heart, 2 age is just a number

Meeeeeee said...

Poster 1...leave your friend's Ex alone and find your own man
Poster 2....follow your heart,my husband is a year older than me and we are doing fine,age is nothing but a number.

Anonymous said...

You have recurrent candidiasis. Take fluconazole 150mg 1 tablet , 1 dose. Buy "Diflucan".

AND STOP HAVING RAW SEX. ALWAYS USE A CONDOM. Except you're married of course. And if you are, he needs to be tested too to make sure he's clean. No be by mouth. Bye.

Dolly said...

To be honest Poster 2 the first guy may be gay and trying to cover it up probably because his family was getting suspicious. Second guy, well try getting to know him a bit more first. There's no rush

Anonymous said...

Poster u are twenty nine and he's 41?d age difference is very ok,my husband is 44 and I am 28, I am proud to say no regret at all cos he's the best man any lady could wish for, he's close to a perfect man and that is d reason I got married to him,I thought he would change after marriage but he keeps getting better.Babe if he's good to u give him a chance ok.

Fab Mum said...

I was also wondering how poster one says the girl is her best friend, knows her mother and yet doesn't know the girls boyfriend?? How then are you her best friend?? You didn't even see pictures of him??

I don't know which advice to give you sha

Fab Mum said...

Your partner is reinfecting you
Both of you should go for proper treatment
Discards all old undies
No sex during treatment between the both of you or with anyone else so you don't infect them or get reinfected

Wait 14 days after treatment before you start having sex

Anonymous said...

Go see your Doctor again...

Anonymous said...

SISTER NO GREE TO THAT ABROAD BOOO TILL YOU GO AND SEE FOR YOURSELF

em jay said...

Poster1, wat a coincidence, re u sure u didn't knw he was mr A frm d very start, for ur frnd to ask if u want him before is something fishy, watch ur bck oohhh, cos that frnd of urs fit be kolomental, and don't forget to tie legs like marmaid.

Poster2, u don't knw wat u want, u dey find age gap u see u dey complain, abeg shift.

Anonymous said...

Poster 1, you ain't saying the truth. How can you say u never met him or saw his pix while she was dating him? Then, she isn't your best friend After all .
The person you call best friend is your confidant, ride or die, favourite sister/ brother you never had, knows every little detail about you and gat your back at all times amongst others. If she really fits into the description above, then you have lied to us. Reason been, you would have been the first person she showed her boyfriend now Ex to.
The decision to chose between your relationship with your bestie or that with the Muslim dude lies with you. You can't have both.
A guy can NEVER come between me and my best friend because she is the Twin sister I never had. And I can never date my sister's Ex. Gush, it would be awkward if it leads to marriage.That's me sha. I value her friendship so much.

Seriki Abiodun said...

Poster1:u are so confused to d extend of u not typing correctly, date d guy jooo and stop acting like an immature being.
Poster2:u are lucky ooo at 30 u still have two guys disturbing u,just go with d second guy,I can't deal with guyz DAT are allergic to calling.

Ada-nne said...

Poster 1. World people will definitely talk...go and find your own man to avoid had I know in the future.

Poster 2, running from that 41 year old dude I beg you in the name of God. As for your school mate, you don't really love him so why sweat it.

Anonymous said...

All this girls sef nawa! What do u really want? After this our talk talk una go still do Wetin de una mind,
Poster 1, first of all u r a liar! U never met him but he was ur best friend's boyfriend, because u both r Muslims na e u start to chook eye, did u say u haven't had canal knowledge yet?? Lies! But e no concern me, u get mind sha ur bestfriend ex?? If ur friend doesn't succeed in giving u Ota pia pia, she will bring back that her big waist, old soldier never dies.
Poster 2, u r confused, he called u up one day from the blues n u r cracking ur head for him?? If that uncle no get anyone else abroad better rush am, u don dey old o.

onyeoma best friend said...

Please who knows Arinze family in amudo awka?
Especially dia last son.
His about to walk my best friend down the aisle, but she hasn't say yes. She feels his a player.
any info?

PL THE GREAT said...

I like this comment.

Anonymous said...

This friend friend ish is not it abeg. Learn to live your life, everyone has their own path.

Anonymous said...

Ehen, before I forget, I hope you are not falling for Mr. A because of the gifts and enjoyment he used to give your friend. Ojukokoro will lead you into a ditch. Ciao!

LaFRESH said...

I've had friends that I've not met their bf's face to face but I've seen their pictures. Babe, when a girl meets a new guy the first thing he does is to gist her close friend and back it up with pictures. Poster 1, when you ready talk true I go advice you.

Poster 2, what exactly is your problem? Frequent calls or age difference?

Letdemsay said...

Poster 1 is a liar. .She is most definitely saying bad things about her friend to Mr A..I think they still together, and only having problems at the moment..All ur friends knows Mr A..and u her best friend doesn't? ?....Go and look for your own bf...

Anonymous said...

Poster one is very wicked..She is envious of her friend

Anonymous said...

Poster one is a liar..her friend is still with Mr A--prolly been saying bad things about her friend to Mr A..So He will break up with her...Liar. .U want to use ur being a moslim as a tool to get the guy. Didn't your moslim brother see the way the girl dresses before he went chasing her??..mtcheew..Go and find your own bf...Wicked fool

Anonymous said...

Gbam! I learnt the hard way. A guy that doesn't call and you are the one doing all the calling and he is emotionally distant will only leave you drained and unhappy. As for the other one, I think your instincts are telling you something. Try to listen and try to find out more about this older guy, to be sure. This means you will have to invest some time into getting to know him and not jump in blind. The people begging you now will not bear your pain if things go wrong. Am not saying he's a bad guy (as I don't know). Just look before you leap. Your man may be neither of them. Don't rush into marriage out of the pressure to be called Mrs only to end up sending us another chronicle of woes.

SteffySofynSOfly said...

Wat do women want? Our wahala too much abeg

Anonymous said...

First off, gurlllll stop fucking that rotten dick raw. Haba, women sef! If he doesn't want to use condom he should bye bye *waving smiley*

Anonymous said...

Over sabi Lucinda, you have been noticed as you want, you hear? When you bring your own chronicle we will tell you too to go an baff, abi you think sey you dey above chronicles? Tueh! Na your type dey fall hand pass. Oh well, never mind.

Anonymous said...

Help me ask her. Her village people are toying with her brain so that she can remain a gwegs.

Anonymous said...

Babe(poster 1), do you. Datz all!

Anonymous said...

Until your friend go use pin shook your nyash. Anyway, hope not.

Anonymous said...

Are we detectives? Mtcheeew, you can recruit me, but how much you go pay?

Anonymous said...

Tnx 4 d advice,asked my partner to also treat himself which he didn't d lastym I treated.called d Dr and explained also n d advice I got is not so far 4rm w@ was said*jus more professional*

Anonymous said...

Gbam! Poster 2's 30yr old ex sounds gay... Sorry poster.

Anonymous said...

Larry, you are the smartest guy in this blog. You really get sense... If I were a girl, I for the trip for u

Anonymous said...

These chronicles have started getting desperately boring. Why must we help these posters choose which men they should be with? Is it SDK'ers that will be marrying your respective toasters? Na wah ooo. Immaturity

Anonymous said...

Thank you

Tochi Obinna said...

Poster 2,Abeg leave that your boyfriend and marry the 41yr old man, I have been there before, having a boyfriend that takes forever to call,he keeps making promises but call kwanu mba, he lives abroad but comes home often,I have yelled, cussed and given him many chances but no change, well,I dumped his sorry ass when I met my hubby who also lives abroad but calls practically everyday, we are married with a daughter and expecting another one while the cold guy is still very much single.he was in shock when I told him,he was almost crying and asking me why didn't tell him how I felt instead of running off to marry someone alse,na today, he will never change,he needs a cold hearted lady like him.

natt nathaniel said...

End time chro chro.
P1, relax and carry go.
U r not an end time boyfriend snatching lady.
P2, I am very sure u want Mr A.
Plus don't b an end time confused pikin.

Anonymous said...

R u secretly hoping dat d guy will read this and cancel on her?

Frienemy alert!!!

Anonymous said...

Mosi jubelost always never knowing what to say

The Truth said...

P1: I appreciate you for putting ur friend into consideration but DO U KNOW LIFE IS PER HEAD.. Do not be disturbed about ur friend or what people will say,think better abt ur future... ONE MAN FOOD IS ANOTHER MAN POISON..

P2: Stella asked u a good question..@ 29, THEY SAY YOU SHOULD EAT IT U SAID IT HAS BONE, THEN THROW IT AWAY U SAID SMALL MEAT DEY D BODY.. Sit ur self down and ask what excatly do u want.

TRUTH IS TRUTH CAUSE IS NEVER LATE

K_oval K_oval said...

Be hyping yourself.

busybee said...

i'm yet to see one single chronicle where a woman is asking for anything other than help with man matter. do u people not have careers and other things to worry about? what a waste of the effort of the women that have gone ahead and fought for equality. hiss

Anonymous said...

Poster 2.... Abeg give me guy number 2's contact. I will marry him on your behalf.

Belle s said...

Anon 16:34 keep spewing rubbish. Don't younger people die in their prime? Nothign is guaranteed in life. There's no hard and fast rule. An acquaintace had her hubby dead within 2years of marriage and the man was just 32. Deceive wa onwe gi.

Imo Chic said...

It's not just about dying earlier. In 20 years time, she will still look chic n he will be looking like her father. Then it will be embarrassing when seen together in public