Saturday in house gists,had gists one to five...
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A winner was paid yesterday.....
I remember this incident that happened when I was in Jss2, there's the boy called makinwa.Makinwa scored 4/20 in his test.
He was so disappointed and decided to make a case.
He walked up to the teacher and said "Ma! I think i deserve something higher than 4"
Makinwa replied "Am sure i wrote well"
"Will you get out of my office!" The teacher ordered.
Makinwa went straight to the VP(vice principal) office and report the teacher to him.
The VP filled the case and invited makinwa, the teacher, class teacher and some of the school teacher to our class, then VP ask makinwa to bring his answer script and teacher to bring her question script. After the teachers went through the question and makinwa answers, One of the teacher turn to makinwa and said
"Why do you think you should have scored higher?"
Makinwa replied " That's because the person i copied from got 16/20. And am sure i copied everything" laugh wan kill everybody that day.., na so dey give makinwa 1month suspension. Since then I sure I copied all we dey call makinwa....he(makinwa)
Later became our head boy when will reached sss3 shaa...irony of life lol
I have gists for you.
when I was much younger, my siblings and I used to do farting
competition. we were always trying to out do each other on whose fart
was the loudest. My mum kept warning us to desist fron the habit as it
might embarrass us someday but we no gree hear.
So this fateful day, I was in the room when my younger sis walked in
and told me to go check out the kinda shoes our visitor was wearing.
I was already planning to surprise my sister with a a very loud fart
but decided to go check the visitor's shoe first.
On my way out, my mum called me to go serve the visitor drink. so I
carried the drink and entered the sitting room.
when I saw the shoe, I almost fainted. It wasa canoe shoe, those kinda
shoes that the front will be bent upward. it was quite a funny view. I
wanted to laugh out loud but decided against it.
when I bent down to drop thedrink on the table, the fart i was trying
to withhold came out with the loudest sound ever!
I was transfixed. the visitor laughed it off but the kinda beating i
recieved that day was enough to wake the dead.
that marked the end of farting competition in my house.
Recently, i was sweeping my school compound. It is a very large
compound and it was quite busy that Saturday morning. Everybody was
outside doing clean-up.
I was singing away my life when i felt somebody tap my waste and the
loudest fart i have ever heard escaped from my anus.
I turned around and lo it was this cute toaster that i have been doing
I almost died!
everybody burst out laughing. All those mgbeke girls i have been
forming levels for had a field day laughing at me.
I ran inside my room and locked my self in.
That was how I packed my bag and left school the next day(school was
on strike but I was hanging around hoping to spend val with my boo)
I am show the whole thing will die down when they will finally call
off the strike.
Happened 8 years ago. I wanted to buy phone @ computer village and I had 13k with me. As I was checking from one phone seller to another I hear one bro for my back saying "bros yeh, you wan buy phone?Come buy this music express phone na, very cheap and affordable with perfect functionality" Na so I carry my leg go meet the guy o.
I checked through the phone and it was working fine, I dialled some numbers and spoke with two to three people and it was awesome. I stylishly asked the guy what the fault of the phone is and he said no issues at all and that he needs money to buy another phone.
I priced the phone and he said 8k, I was like sho but as I sharp guy( I think I was ) I told him I can only pay 6.5k and at last he agreed. I remembered I have been scammed one time like that at oshodi where I bought a phone for 3.5k only for the guy to hand over a scrap to me and also called some guys to give me sweet slap to say the least so remembering that scenario, I acted smartly this time(I think say I wise).
I told the guy that I will hand over the cash to him after he hands over the phone to me on the bikeand the bike will take off to avoid a recurrence of what I experienced at oshodi. He agreed and we called a random bike man.I climbed the bike, he gave me the phone and I gave him the money and zoom I instructed the bike man. After some distance, I looked back and I saw the guy smiling so I smiled back and also waved him with my 32 teeth widely opened.
Immediately I got to the bus stop at Ikeja under bridge, I entered sango bus direct and I was happy I now have a good phone for just 6.5k. All this while I did not check the phone I was holding not until I got to iyana ipaja where I feel it is safe to check the phone.
I press the end call button but no light showed up so I was thinking it must have been switched off by the guy. So as I pressed switched on button, I noticed one white object popping out and I was like what is this? I smelled it cos it stained my hand and I found out that it is fufu.
I opened the phone and saw how fufu was packaged as phone for me. The man for my side just dey look me dey laugh. I no fit talk self, I just jejely put am for my pocket dey go house. Na so them take sell fufu for me for 6.5k