In House News Friday.

Have Miracle filled Friday....In house news will be back -better or dry- on Monday
Kisses from.........

WAVING THE FLAG AND KISSES FROM BV MISS ABOKI

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WORD FOR TODAY

Guilt Vs Shame

‎Godly sorrow brings repentance that leads to salvation and leaves no regret, but worldly sorrow brings death. — 2 Corinthians 7:10

Most people think that the words guilt and shame mean the same thing. But in fact, they are very different, and they bring different outcomes in our lives.

Guilt is what Paul called “godly sorrow” because it’s the feeling we get when we’ve done something wrong.

God uses guilt to bring about repentance in our lives. Repentance means that we agree with God and have come clean about our mistakes. It doesn’t mean we are perfect, but it does mean we have taken action to be right with God.

Shame, on the other hand, is worldly sorrow. Shame says there is something wrong with us. Sometimes we heap it on ourselves; other times it’s put on us by others. Shame is unlike guilt in that it doesn’t lead us to repentance. Instead of drawing us closer to God, it causes us to walk away from him. Shame says, “You’re not good enough.”

When we do the wrong thing, God’s Spirit will convict us of our wrongdoing. He will lovingly guide us back to a relationship with Him. Once we repent of our sin, he forgives us and the guilt goes away. Christ died for that sin. He covered it. We don’t have to hold on to it anymore and feel ashamed.

Prayer

Lord God, thank You for showing me how to deal with the guilt in my life. And thank You for showing me that shame has no place in my relationship with You. In Jesus’ name, Amen

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 MAKE UP BOX AND ZARON PALETTE FOR SALE.

Dear bv's, I have this makeup box for sale. It's brand new and I will be selling it at a giveaway price of 8k. I also have this Zaron face palette for sale for a giveaway price of 14k. My location is Amuwo odofin. Please call me on 08098099970. Thanks

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LAND FOR SALE

Hello Madam Stella,

Good day Madam, please madam I am requesting for re-post for advert of

a plot of land for sale at Agbara behind Opic estate which I have been

having buyers but most of them are not serious but time waster's

please help me re-post this advert for the last madam...really need

money for something important and I promise to give shoki to the house

when the land is been sold.

Please help a brother in need and sorry for my attitude that you

complained about when I called your line, contact info 08132210570 .

Michael

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VACANCY AT EKENEDILICHUKWU EXPRESS LIMITED

Hello Stella,

We are looking for EXPERIENCED DRIVERS, for a 5 ton truck and hummer buses. The candidates should be a family man, age 30-45 years of age, must know routes from Lagos to other states especially the South east, South South and the East.

DRIVERS.

SALARY; 20k per month plus

ALLOWANCE: 3K-5K PER TRIP {FOR A DAY}

TRUCK DRIVER

SALARY: 20K PER MONTH plus

ALLOWANCE: 5K PER TRIP {FOR A DAY}

PLEASE CONTACT US ON: 07026130703.

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HOME DELIVERY OF QUALITY ITEMS

Stella and fellow bvns, kindly patronize my brother. He is into sales of  quality shoes, shirts, Jersays,  wristwatches and sunglasses at affordable prices..

Please, it is open for only lagos residents for now. Delivery is within 2days.. Payment on delivery.. Just call: 08120667631/07030053501. At your service anytime, everyday!!

I have attached some pictures.

Thanks and have a great drama-free day!

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MAKE UP TRAINING

 I am a certified Make up artist.I stay in ABUJA.please i am available for weddings/birthdays etc . Also make up Traning is also available (very cheap). You can reach me on bbm : 2A8E8B4E n whatsapp or call  09054100549. 
Thank you.

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CAKE BAKER NEEDED IN LAGOS

I need a GOOD cake baker in Lagos to bake and deliver a cake to my sister for her birthday which is on the 9th of this month.

Do you make DELICIOUS cakes?

Are you CREATIVE?

Can you deliver it as a surprise? 

Please call me on 08025025305 ‎.

Please note the emphasis on DELICIOUS and CREATIVE before calling, she's the only "mother" I have and wouldn't want moulded eba made by an apprentice delivered to her, thank you.

LOL

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HOUSE AGENT AT YOUR SERVICES

Do you want to rent houses in Asaba, Delta State?

We have various categories of luxurious, affordable houses situated at choice locations available for rent. No Matter your Budget.No Matter the Location....WE GAT YOU COVERED.

For Enquiries Call: 08038957714

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REAL ESTATE AGENT (LEKKI/AJAH AXIS) 

I am a tried and trusted Real Estate Agent,

I've successfully worked with some members of BVN. 

You can count on me to deliver. 

Kindly contact me for your real estate needs within the Lekki/Ajah Axis.

Call/whatsapp: 07064440129

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PLOT OF LAND FOR SALE

There is a plot of land for sale at Surulere,Aguda,Lagos which has C OF O and land USE.

For more enquires CALL;08120841956,08080316500.

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PINNACLE HOME TUTORS 
 Is currently looking for tutors (Males and females) who:

• Have previous experience  teaching or tutoring or Don’t have experience teaching but can learn how to

• Are highly motivated

• Are self-starters

• Are passionate about teaching

• Have at least a Bachelor's degree or HND from an accredited college or university

• Know how to motivate children/adult who wish to learn a subject or skill.

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Qualifications/Requirements:

• An undergrad, recent graduate or experienced teacher

• Not younger than 18 and not older than 50

• Very fluent in English with good computer skills/literacy

• Resides in Benin or Delta

• Very versatile in chosen area of speciality. For instance a tutor that wants to lecture    Mathematices would really be a maths guru!.

• Very honest, humble, hardworking and Godfearing

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Renumeration

• Tutors typically earn between N20,000 to N70,000 depending on the arrangement (number of jobs, times and number of hours of each job).

•As such a tutor taking up to 3 jobs or more and earn as much as 20,000- 70,000 working part time.

TO APPLY:

SEND CV and COVER LETTER  TO pinnaclehometutors@gmail.com

Closing Date: Not Specified

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EASTER AWOOF

Do not miss this awesome Easter Awoof where you will learn makeup and become a Pro!

The course outline includes; identifying  career opportunities as a makeup artist,

Makeup sanitation,Proper etiquette,Brush types and cleaning,Building your professional kit,Starting your own business,Skin types and facial shapes,Working with skin conditions,Basic makeup application,Working with mature skin,Bridal makeup techniques,Highlighting and Contouring,Tying of gele,fixing of eyelashes for 10,000 naira for two weeks, but if you wish to learn for more than two weeks,you can also call us.3days eyebrow training for 1,500.
 Occasion makeup and gele for just 2,000 naira.

Get 30% off our bridal makeup in Edo State and outside Edo.

Please any firm that needs an in-house makeup artist can also contact us.

Studio location- Benin City. You can reach us on 08073600562

Fastest finger 8859505181170772

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ORIGINAL FOOTBALL JERSEYS FOR SALE

Top of the day to you all. Kindly contact us at JerseyNG for your original club/country football jerseys. 

7k - customised. 5k - non - customised.

Discount prices also available. 

Children jerseys available on pre-order‎.

BBM PIN: ‎592E8870

Call / SMS / Whatsapp : ‎08178611186

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LAWYER AT YOUR SERVICE

I am a female lawyer working at a CORPORATE COMMERCIAL LAW firm. Our client base isn't vast enough to ensure our jobs are secure so please help me post this for individuals and corporate bodies that need our services to be in touch. Some of our services include:

1. Incorporation of Company.
2. Business name registration.
3. Post incorporation statutory filings at the corporate affairs commission  (CAC)
4. Local incorporation of foreign company plus advice and assistance.
5. Trademarks, copyrights and patents.
6. Perfection of title deeds in Lagos state.
7. Legal risk management.
8. Contract drafting and reviewing legal contracts.
9. Company secretarial support services.We can act as company secretaries to your company.
10. Information technology law.

For any query or to request a full breakdown of all our services send an email to bestcorporatelawyer@gmail.com and we shall be in touch with you. You can also contact us for any legal jobs which you may have for us. Thank you.

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NEW FEMALE WEARS FOR SALE

BVN,I have brand new female wears for sale,all from Italy,they include pants(trousers) ,Cord jeans and I also have some fairly used shirts that are very neat for size 12,14,16 ladies.Delivery available within lagos.for inquires,patronage and pictures whats app me 08078331046

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Jemscreations
We sell bridal accessories and Customised beaded handmade jewelry at very affordable prices , we love fellow bvs to patronize us. Our company is based in Lagos. Training is available for anyone living in Ikorodu contact us for enquiries via 09038582447.

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COCKTAILS

Sure you don't want this to chance you?then enrol yourselves in our 2weeks online training where you learn how to makes more than 10 different cocktail drinks,different types of ice cream,shawarma,pizza,smoothies and more for just 3k.grAb this opportunity today and you wouldn't regret doing so.

1st to 3rd call I receive gets 50% off.call me on 08023525165 or add me on BBM 26603613 come one come all.God bless we all as we come.

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Appreciation for supporting my sickler daughter.

Good day Mrs Stella,i wont say much to you but pray that God should

embarrass you with his blessings for creating this platform.i lack

words to appreciate all those who supported me.those who called to

pray for my daughter,those who gave me  advice and encouragement,even

those that promised sending in cash monthly.may God bless you

all.majority of those that sent cash pleaded that their names should

not be mentioned.as i am writing,i am still receiving calls and

alert,you know yourselves,i pray that God almighty should prosper you

all that even the blind will see the blessings of God upon your

lives,you all will never know sorrow or sickness .from the depth of my

heart i say.thank you for your support,may God almighty richly reward

you.Mrs Stella,you are simply the best.kisses from my daughter to you.

I for kiss am back but i have a cold and i am coughing badly..lol

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LOOKING TO HIRE

Dear Stella, please my wedding is coming up in 2 months time. I need  a cathedral wedding gown to hire. Any BV that stays in owerri that wants to rent her personal wedding gown or into wedding gown hiring can contact me, Call/whatsapp: 08030682138. Am between size 14-16. Please Am on a very tight budget, therefore no hiking of price.

Thanks.

LMAOOOO

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LOOKING FOR SHOP/LAND TO LEASE

Please i'm looking for a shop/small portion of land to lease to situate my business around Aba road, stadium road, Olu obasanjo road or any area in Port Harcourt with considerable human traffic all in Port Harcourt.

I am a start up business and so my budget isn't big and would appreciate honesty even if it's to pay in instalments.

My number is 08176911663‎ for any agent or anybody with useful info

Thank you Stellz!

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GOD BLESS YOU PRITTICHY.

Dear Stella good day.

God bless you for been a channel of blessing to me.

I want to appreciate Prittichy for her kindness to me. When my baby

was very sick and stooling severely she promised to help me with baby

diapers.  Despite the challenge she had at the time and the distance

between us she kept to her promise and did even more than she promised

. My dear I am very grateful.

I may lack the right choice of words to show my appreciation to you

but I really appreciate your kindness to me,may God bless you and

reward you in multiple folds in Jesus name, amen.

BV Honey P.

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SAY GOODBYE TO ACNE AND HELLO FLAWLESS.

Are you looking for that flawless skin? Are you tired of the acne? Don't worry because we are here for you. Get your confident back on today! Visible results within few weeks. Just simply add us on bbm 5932C3D7 or whatsapp 08068022026.

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NATURAL HAIR CARE AND STYLING.

Are you in Port Harcourt and you need to treat, pamper and style your natural hair? Look no further! Pop in for a consultation. We will be happy to work with you to help you achieve your hair goals.

Amongst our services; deep conditioning treatment, oil treatment,moisture treatment, twists, twist-out, finger coils, wraps, crotchet braids etc. Many thanks to blog visitors who patronized us from this platform. We appreciate you.

We will offer 10% discount on hair treatment for first 5 SDK blog visitors.

Contact: 08187813172

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MISS ABOKI TENDERS APOLOGY.

My name is Hanna  Adamu ( miss aboki ). Please  Aunty Stella,  I have suffered this few days from Facebook  messages  and insults everywhere.  I did not create  myself  and I don't think I am ugly compared to pictures  I have seen on sdk.  Someone called  me yesterday  threatening me that she will increase the tribal  mark on my face. I don't  know how the person intend doing it. 

I want to tender my apologies to anybody that I might have offended on this blog. Please  hanna Adamu is sorry. Abuja is a small place so I don't  want to offend anybody  because  my poor parents don't  have money  to fight anyone.

Thank you ma.

..Sometimes we get back what we dish out.I am very certain that all people cussing you out know you are not ugly but they gave you back the bitter pill....The bitter pill is an eye opener for some,for some its nothing.
I am so sorry that you were bullied from the social media to your real world....did you learn anything?
Please BVs ,make una forgive her and let it go.
Thank you .

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BORED LADY NEEDS YOU.

Hello Stella…. Please kindly hide my details….

I am a young lady, 27yrs of age. I attempted your singles and mingle stuff last year January which was supposed to be a success until the guy in question started acting up... it was really annoying cos I gave it my all… drama started after I asked what exactly he wanted from a r/ship of over 8months….

I had to advise myself quickly cos he doesn’t seem like someone who is ready for commitment and I don’t really wanna waste my tym…

So to the main point, Aunty Stells,

I am really bored dis days, I work o no doubt but I just need a good male company, someone who knows what he wants cos me I dnt have time to waste anymore. I really wanna be in a gud relationship that can lead somewhere…. Tribe doesn’t matter… all I really need is a good Christian with good morals… lol but I am serious…

NB: only serious dudes pls

Details about me:

Gender: female

Tribe: Igbo

Location: Ajah, Lagos

Can be reached on 5c335514

 Thanks in anticipation,

 Regards,

Bored soul

Hiding your details means your name and email bah?okay,hidden

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HOUSTON PEOPLE WEY UNA DEY?

Good day Stella and ALL BVNs

My name is Ebi just moved to Houston, Texas. It has been so boring and difficult to make new friends because i am a shy person. Anyone interested in becoming my friend male or female add me up on 5C0894DC. 

BTW stella you are doing a great Job, I have been a blog visitor since 2013. 

Is this the Ebi that is always cussing me out?WONDERMENT!

Wish you the best honey!

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MAKE UP ARTIST NEEDED

Please BVN,my cousins wedding will be coming up on the 16th of next month. please is there any make yp artist based in Nkpor Express,Enekwasumpu to be precise,that can give me a make over and also tie my aso oke. My budget is 3k. Please contact me via iamdinma25@gmail.com

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SALES IN CARTONS

I sell the following items in cartons: different sizes of Indomie noodles, Tissue, plastic and can drinks, eggs, viju milk, Powdered milk, spaghetti, groundnut oil, Shea butter, coconut oil.

‎I sell wholesale, supermarket and shop owners please patronise me, also you can buy for use at home

I stay in Eliozu, PH. 0‎9096105224

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PLEASE PATRONIZE POSH BABY SHOES SIZE 40-42

Hello BV's, i sell affordable shoes, new and used in very good condition. The heels in the collage are genuine leather, new and very affordable. Shoe size ranges from size 40-42 unless indicated. For patronage please contact me via BBM: 7A88D9B6 , whatsapp: 09095562694. The giveaway in the collage is for anyone that needs it, Lagos resident only. Location is ago palace way okota or surulere but can be delivered anywhere in Lagos for a fee. Thanks.

The giveaway get as e be,lol....*tongue click*

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LE BOO IS IN TOWN

I COPIED THIS IN THE MORNING,IT WAS DROPPED CASUALLY 
AS A COMMENT AND I HAD A BAD LAUGH.

Stells dats hw my friend just entered one chance o. She had been talking to one guy for months now, doing luv wantin wantin, dey even exchanged pics n both liked demslvs. Only for dem to meet yesterday n d guy has hunchback. I mean correct hunchback lik tortoise own. D back no show for pics cos d guy always sitdon inside foto. He has five fingers too. Omo I don dey laff since she tell me. D guy travelled from ph to lagos fa, just to see her. She now refused to go meet him where he's staying today n he's been calling asking her y she no gree pick fone again. Mbok which kind kwesion be dat? Y he no talk say him disable nah. Kikikiki to think she don dey do us shakara doing my boo dis n dat. Wat should she do fellow bvs? Shame no gree her change BBM dp since yesterday. When she wan go pick d guy from airport she put am for dp, now she don quiet since yesterday. "Boo arriving excited much"..kikikiki. E don turn to boo na tortoise wiv 5 fingers Ewoo. Oh oh oh Sorry I just gat to laf mbok. 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,OMG!

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DRIVER NEEDED

Hello Stella, 

I need a driver for my cab business. Interested persons should reside within Bariga,Gbagada or Oworonshoki axis. The pay will be based on commission.

Interested persons should 08161178602.‎ 

Thank you.

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Lasoul Weekend Cleaning

Great discount for the first 5 bv's to contact us

CALL for cleaning services:

Homes / Offices Newly built houses/ Domestic chores etc 

We are very affordable. 

Contact / Whatsapp us on 08138165661

BBM PIN 2BB709F0

SHOKI !!!!!

2589 5411 1793 2471 (mtn)

0239 1446 6704 5578 (mtn)

7301 6509 3313 9398 (mtn)

5018 5310 3800 4682 (mtn)

8530 4583 5848 1039(airtel)

8488 9654 3215 9260 (airtel)

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ACCOMMODATION NEEDED

Dear Stella,
Thank you for this platform, pray God will continue to bless you and all bvs.
I am urgently in need of a room self contain around ogudu/ketu environs. My total  budget is 100-150k. I cant afford agent fees please. If any bv has any space that fits this, kindly email me on: hauroraa16@gmail.com.

Thank you.

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CAKES AND MORE

My precious B.V's Do you want a very sumptuous and creative  cake for your birthday or a beautiful tasty  cake for your wedding, aha! Here you are..... order for your cakes at very great And affordable price today. We are at suleja bwari road, we deliver to anywhere In Abuja and minna and kaduna.

To my dearest Stella,Thank you for this platform,  I Love you well well. Regards to your family. 

Please Call: 07031172643

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DRIVER NEEDED

Dear Stella,

Good morning
And trust you are well.  Kindly help post this in the IHN section.

Please i am in urgent need of a driver that stays around Yaba and it environs for easy access.  Please anyone interested should call me on 09099971890 or mail me at olaneke0@gmail.com

Thanks and God bless.
Neke

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TINGG IS HERE

Hello Blog Vistors,

Every serious minded business person owns a POS...

So what happens when you cannot afford one but still crave a secure means to collect card payments?

The Tingg is here!

This trendy sleek card reader with it's accompanying app is a clever means to collect all card  payments and take your business to the next level.

Don't wait. Get it now and eliminate the "let me use the ATM machine excuse".that your clients usually give. 

We are also interested in working with partners nationwide that will be in charge of acquisition  and distribution in their states.

Whats more? It costs only N15,000 but a promo of N12,000 to the first 5 blog visitors that order. Works with android devices and blackberry q10. You cannot afford to miss this! 

GIVEAWAY: For every device you buy you stand a chance to win a Bluetooth Printer, mobile phone and lots more!

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IBADAN MAKE UP ARTIST

Hi ma'am.God bless you for creating this platform

I'm a makeup artist based in Ibadan .i do make up for all occasions and I'm also available to travel.To get a lovely facebeat????? call or whatsapp me on. 08082590886

Whats a facebeat?
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FEMALE ROOMMATE NEEDED AT JIKWOYI ABUJA.

Dear Stella,

Please help me post on IHN.

I have a room self contained at jikwoyi phase one abuja and would require a roomate as i just started my masters degree (part time ) in zaria and would not be around most of the time.

The house is fully furnished ,affordable and has a running water.

A corp member would be preferable

Thank you

I can be reached on 08068634883

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APPRECIATION

Stella thank you for your platform..... i know you must be tired of seeing ekenedilichukwu express LOL. But thanks to you we have been able to recruit exceptional people from your blog. Just wanted to say God bless you abundantly and keep up the good work........

Have a wonderful day.

Your most loyal BV

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Tecno R7 for sale

Its a brand new tecno R7 and it comes with a power bank. Price-26,000 naira. My phone number is 08074073161. 

Location- Lagos

Thank you.

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VACANCY

Top of the morning.

Please help post this in IHN for BVN.

Thank you.

LAPO Microfinance Bank Ltd desires to engage the services of bright and highly motivated individuals for the position of Agricultural Client Support Officer.

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JOB TITLE: Agricultural Client Support Officer (Agric CSO)

DEPARTMENT: Branch Office

JOB OBJECTIVE/SUMMARY:

• To initiate, educate and market clients for self selecting group loan/savings, demand deposit accounts and other loan products offered by the bank, manage the loan portfolios of the different groups and small business loans. 

• Depending on the portfolio, each CSO is expected to manage 500 clients for group loan and 200 clients for small business/personal loan products.

NOTE: CSOs can only direct clients to the bank for account opening but must not be involved in opening of accounts

JOB REQUIREMENTS

Education: HND or a university degree in Agricultural related discipline.

KNOWLEDGE

• Knowledge of sales and marketing

• Computer and accounting knowledge

• Good knowledge of products and services

• Knowledge of delivery methodology SKILLS/COMPETENCES

• Good human relationship skills

• Confidentiality consciousness

• Trustworthy and honest

• Team building

• Respectful but firm

1. Applicant must be able to communicate in Hausa language fluently.

2. Emphasis for applicant that studied agricultural related courses. 

3. Applicants willing to work in the following state: Niger, Nassarawa, Kaduna, Kano, Zamfara, Kebbi, Kastina and Abuja should apply.

[b]Closing date 11th March, 2016 12pm

Method of Application

All applications are required to be sent to laporecruitabuja2016@gmail.com with the position and preferred Location applied for as subject on or before the 11th March 2016 

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MEMO.

If you are selling quality but affordable brand new laptops.then good.I would be needing two pieces of Laptop to give out to two people on this blog..#Please do not send any mail now,I will let you know when i am ready to buy them...I would also like to know if the laptops are sold with WLAN or how i can get WLAN on each for a months subscription.

Who is BV ESTHER?The one who was dropping voting links for the city people social media awards,please contact me with proof.I have a gift for you.

Once again thank you to everyone who voted.I feel really fulfilled as a Journalist...Silver or gold i have none but my pen no go dry n Jesus name.Una know say Journalists and Teachers na heaven dia reward dey.

As for my marking out gbagauns in red,please feel free to shout out anytime i make a mistake and i will correct it ASAP,we are all human beings and even those that their GP is 5.0 must have made mistakes,talk less of a bloody 3rd class graduate like you and I...hehehehehehehehehehehehe.

My blogging today will be dry,please manage whatever posts you see.I am under the weather with flu...and the last time i was down was when i took the flu shots,one would thinking after taking the shots,the flu would not come..HSSSSSSSSS.

Have a nice weekend.Those with gists,please send in your gists.There was no winner from last weekend's gists.It is okay to cull a gist but state your source and you might still win if no one else has seen it before....

*Looks back at someone touching waistline*

''Honey not today,i am under the weather,asawo man''!

PLEASE NOBODY SHOULD MAIL ME CONCERNING LAPTOP,EITHER WANTING OR SELLING,PLEASE!!!!!

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Signing out SDK-LY

Na me oh,the CEO of GBAGAUN united..LMAO

STELLA 'KORK' (by the side)