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Saturday, 13 August 2016

Saturday In House Gists..

Say what???? *Spits*






GIST 1 

ITCHY PRIVATES FOR MEN (don't Procrastinate)
Have you ever been driving towards traffic lights and you pray the light changes from green to red..so that you can do something you needed to do quickly? like, reply a text, pick up something that fell off the back seat, wipe your dashboard, or turn around to take a proper look at that brazillian gurl on the side of the road? did your light change? 

Yesterday, the stupid lights didn't change for me. I was driving towards this set of lights and i was praying hard that it would change to red...as I got closer and closer, this stupid green light got brighter and brighter...in the rear view mirror, i noticed no car was behind me, so i slowed down..but this stupid light was adamant...so anyway, i drove past it..luckily for me, i saw a layby(corner corner), and i turned left and pulled in...


I was really gonna take my time here..at least, no stupid traffic lights. i cut the engine. i pulled the hand brake...i removed my seat belt..this was my moment..and no one will take it from me. when i wanna do something..i dont PROCRASTINATE..it has to be done..


So I lift my ass up, zipped down my trousers..the one i got from Le'Opatity ....i put my hands in my boxers, and gave my balls a really good scratching..they`d been itching for the past 15 minutes..and out of respect, i had to answer natures call and deal with the itches..no stupid traffic lights here, no laws or dodgy cctv`s or silly Aproko/Gbeburun people.


But come to think of it guys, how many times a week do your balls itch...do you scratch it well? do you even remember where when or how? I'm sure some of you have lost count.. cmon! have some respect and decency...ignore the traffic lights..do the needed...give those balls a good old scratching!!
As you awake today, i pray you have the zeal, motivation, and support you need to get yourself to your next target(or traffic light)...

next time you see a traffic light..plssss........

MALE Bvs how many of you can Relate?
Don't Procrastinate just do it.
Bye



Stella no vex oh na as e dey happen ohhhhhhhh.  Men are all guilty of this one.



*side eyes at men*



34 comments:

telema Cr7 present wife and drake girlfriend said...

Maybe you have rashes down there or you keep a lot of hair

barbie micheal said...

Ndi staph...hehehe

NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN said...

Lol

Lezor Serekara said...
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Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha oh my Gush!!! rotfl

Maureen Ekeh said...

Hahahahahahaha, this poster you craze gan no be lie Lol.

Ehi Human hairs and handmade wigs London said...

Ewww was it sweaty as well? hope you washed your hands afterwards.

PL THE GREAT said...

Ewwwwwwww!

amanda favour said...

Poster ,I hope you don't wear one boxers or brief a week,this one you're itching upandan

Robyna Fenty said...

Ewwwwwww. Then he'll shake someone with those hands.

Mao Akuh said...

Hmmm

Mao Akuh said...

na dia way

Anonymous said...

Bastard, don't go and seek for medication for candida .. Continue to itch like fuck

Anonymous said...

Guy you have std ooooo. I don't have scratches and i am even married

barbie micheal said...

Lmao, now you're making my imagination messier

Promise Ifunanya said...

It is an infection go an treat yourself

lastborn said...

My tot exactly

Anonymous said...

Yucky....... Poster you are a big Dirty �� ��

Saint Jeanne said...

A big Dirty pig

Jack Brenda said...

Mehn and you began feeling that sweet sensation down there

stella lover said...

The things I see on sdk... hahahahahha. Stella I mention ur name at home like I know u personally, my mom even calls u by ur first name like u are a family member. Love you and all the crazy bvs. Kisses.

Isolde Fontaine said...

Na wa oh! dont even know what to say.


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Dez said...

It's either you have an infection, or your undies need proper dry cleaning with disinfectant. Some guys can wear 1 boxers for 1 week.

Dez said...

The thought of some guys itching , scratching , and coming to shake me . Omgosh

Anonymous said...

Hehehehehehehe@ndi staph,in fact Na staph n gono combine

Anonymous said...

The thing is those hands that have scratched those sweaty wrinkled balls will go back know the steering wheel with brown crusty dried sweat now packed under the nails and a layer under the palms.

On the way he will buy boiled groundnut exchange money withe that stinking hand and start inserting in his mouth.

When he gets to th e office he will transfer his diseased palm around in a couple of handshakes and cold to hug you... People are just too dirty on this country, male and female.

Laju Ayanru said...

lmao ndi staph

Anonymous said...

You have to see your physician as soon as possible ooo health issues .

Nwabu Obinna said...

This guy get craw-craw for him prick jare...

Miss Ferragamo said...

Hehe...I like you poster.

Anonymous said...

Tavarn Lounge & Bar is Lit!!!

Anonymous said...

Fool! So married men are more liable to the scratching??? Sorry for U!

Anonymous said...

Fool! So married men are more liable to the scratching??? Sorry for U!

Jasmine said...

Lol. Na wa o

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